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MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
LMAO these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:10 AM
I wish I could argue with these, but I can't.

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 11:11 AM
I wish I could argue with these, but I can't.

Feel free to add Jilly :)

bevischief
05-13-2009, 11:13 AM
ROFLLMAO these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

ROFLROFL

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:13 AM
I think the whatever one might be off a little...cuz I don't think it means more get lost, but more the first one: fine. I think they are intertradeable.

Demonpenz
05-13-2009, 11:14 AM
Guys version


I'm Going to watch the game.
He's Going to watch the game.


Do you want something to eat?
Are you hungry and want to consume food?


Whats the matter honey? Why are you crying.
WTF are you Crying for I'm the one who fucking had to work OT today, WHY OH WHY IS SHE CRYING, I DON'T SEE THE VHS TAPE OF BRIAN SONG AROUND SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE IS CRYING.

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:14 AM
I think they forgot:

It's your decision.
If you make the wrong one, i.e. not the one she would have made, you'll pay for it for the rest of your life.

Simply Red
05-13-2009, 11:17 AM
Helpful stuff for us guys consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, ...

Donger
05-13-2009, 11:18 AM
"You're right, honey" = no sex for a week.

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 11:19 AM
I think the whatever one might be off a little...cuz I don't think it means more get lost, but more the first one: fine. I think they are intertradeable.

True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out. :cuss:

Whatever is more like Iím too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 11:21 AM
who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, ...

huh?

Skip Towne
05-13-2009, 11:23 AM
I wish I could argue with these, but I can't.

Fine!

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:24 AM
True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out. :cuss:

Whatever is more like Iím too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.


I think in that instance, you're right. She just doesn't want to have to think of something. I use that one a lot for that. Annoys my husband to no end. (problem is when I actually do decide, he tends to not like my suggestion, but goes with it anyway because I made a suggestion, and then I just feel guilty and throw about 20 more options out there to see if any of them stick)

Dartgod
05-13-2009, 11:24 AM
"I don't care. You decide." = You better hope you know what she really wants and pick that option.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:25 AM
I use this one a lot:

It's a simple, "huh", not a question though... it's more like a sigh. It generally means... "Really, are you serious, you really didn't do that?"

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:25 AM
"I don't care. You decide." = You better hope you know what she really wants and pick that option.

See post #6.

MOhillbilly
05-13-2009, 11:27 AM
Women are fucked in the head

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:28 AM
Women are ****ed in the head

Yet, we want to fuck them in the head some more.

Pestilence
05-13-2009, 11:32 AM
I think they forgot:

It's your decision.
If you make the wrong one, i.e. not the one she would have made, you'll pay for it for the rest of your life.

This times 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

Pestilence
05-13-2009, 11:33 AM
True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out. :cuss:

Whatever is more like Iím too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.

Quit describing my life! :D

Dartgod
05-13-2009, 11:34 AM
See post #6.
I saw that, but couldn't decide if it was the same as mine. My wife wasn't here to help. :shrug:

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 11:35 AM
"I don't care. You decide." = You better hope you know what she really wants and pick that option.

and if you pick wrong then you get,"you never listen to me or else you would've known...."

milkman
05-13-2009, 11:36 AM
I saw that, but couldn't decide if it was the same as mine. My wife wasn't here to help. :shrug:

LMAO

Dartgod
05-13-2009, 11:39 AM
and if you pick wrong then you get,"you never listen to me or else you would've known...."
Yep. :banghead:

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 11:43 AM
Helpful stuff for us guys consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, ...

Guess I missed that movie,try using quotation marks next time ;)

Lzen
05-13-2009, 11:47 AM
Funny stuff. And true. Ugghh!!

Fish
05-13-2009, 11:47 AM
"I don't want to talk about it" = "I need to talk about it, but I'd rather be mad and let this stress me out for a day or so before I explode with anger."

DJ's left nut
05-13-2009, 11:48 AM
"I don't care. You decide." = You better hope you know what she really wants and pick that option.

Nope.

It's quite likely that there is no correct answer. Instead she's just going to wait until you pick something and then argue with it.

At best, "you decide" means "I'm holding you accountable for anything that goes wrong", but more often it just means that no matter how this thing turns out, good or bad, it was the wrong decision.

Women is crazy...

MOhillbilly
05-13-2009, 11:49 AM
Yet, we want to **** them in the head some more.

Nah. id rather em just stfu and obey my every command is if it were the word of god.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 11:56 AM
To my gf "10 minutes" means 45 minutes to 3 hours. "in a bit" means much later today... maybe even tomorrow. "I'll be over in a bit" means I'll come over after I drink a redbull, go on my run, return 3 calls, text 8 people and take a shower, then I'll be there right as you're going to bed."

Luckily she's so cute I get over it.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 11:57 AM
Nah. id rather em just stfu and obey my every command is if it were the word of god.

huh

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 11:57 AM
huh

LMAO

Goapics1
05-13-2009, 11:59 AM
Man, "What do you want for your birthday?"

Woman, "Oh, I don't want anything."

Man, "Ok."

Fish
05-13-2009, 12:03 PM
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9871/differences1.gif

bluehawkdoc
05-13-2009, 12:13 PM
My issue is driving. Apparently, it was only by the grace of God that I hadn't killed myself or someone else before meeting my wife. She is always getting after me for driving too fast, too slow, overly aggressive or driving like an old man. On road trips, I usually drive at night so the wife and the kids sleep (and I can have some solitude). But every once in awhile, she will wake up in a panic and while gripping the dashboard, yell "are you awake? Is everything OK?" Scares the hell out of me every time and its all I can do to keep the car on the road.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 12:13 PM
Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:16 PM
Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

yeah, I've tried this before....they don't buy it.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:16 PM
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9871/differences1.gif

not always true.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 12:20 PM
not always true.

I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot. ;)

Katipan
05-13-2009, 12:24 PM
I only really do 4, 7, 8 and 9.

So I am only half female.
Surprise!

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 12:29 PM
I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot. ;)

There's a crude remark about pork in their somewhere but I'm not going to touch it.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:33 PM
I agree. I think about sex and bacon a lot. ;)

i love you

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 12:35 PM
i love you

:eek:

Mr. Plow
05-13-2009, 12:35 PM
Uhhhh, can someone give me a little help here. I'm not quite sure what to do.


I showed my wife the list and after reading it, her response was: "**Loud sigh**, Fine Fine Fine, That's OK, Thanks......Whatever." She then turned and walked out of the room. I think I may need a place to stay for a few days.

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 12:37 PM
i love you

:eek:


get the popcorn ready :)

DJ's left nut
05-13-2009, 12:38 PM
Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

We especially love the ones with baggage...

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 12:40 PM
I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me. ;) I are speechless.

Pestilence
05-13-2009, 12:43 PM
Uhhhh, can someone give me a little help here. I'm not quite sure what to do.


I showed my wife the list and after reading it, her response was: "**Loud sigh**, Fine Fine Fine, That's OK, Thanks......Whatever." She then turned and walked out of the room. I think I may need a place to stay for a few days.

You can crash at my pad....but you have to buy my copy of COD4.

Pestilence
05-13-2009, 12:43 PM
I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me. ;) I are speechless.

I'm not positive....but I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a "fuzzy runway".






Oh....and I want to watch. I promise CP that I'll take pictures and post the NSFW links. I SWEAR!

Mr. Plow
05-13-2009, 12:47 PM
You can crash at my pad....but you have to buy my copy of COD4.

I'm still waiting for it to be shipped. Once I receive it, I'll pay you for it.......

Pestilence
05-13-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm still waiting for it to be shipped. Once I receive it, I'll pay you for it.......

I'm still waiting for the cash. Once I receive it....I'll ship you a copy of the original.

tooge
05-13-2009, 12:51 PM
They also forgot "It's OK ". It's not OK. You will never be forgiven entirely. In fact, whatever you did, then apologized for that go the "It's OK", will be brought back up for at least 6 months to reference how much of a dumbass you are.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 12:54 PM
I like "whatever you want" aka "it's your fault if it fails"

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:54 PM
I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me. ;) I are speechless.


That reminds me...I need to shave.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:55 PM
I like "whatever you want" aka "it's your fault if it fails"


cuz who hasn't thought that at one point, of either gender.....?

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 12:56 PM
I'm not positive....but I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a "fuzzy runway".


landing strips would've been much better

Katipan
05-13-2009, 12:58 PM
That reminds me...I need to shave.

Sully said his razor is dull.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 12:59 PM
Sully said his razor is dull.

damn it, I told you both to use a different one.....

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 01:02 PM
landing strips would've been much better

Whatever. /sigh/

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:02 PM
Whatever. /sigh/

Oh Shit....

Lumpy's bringing the thunder.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:06 PM
Oh Shit....

Lumpy's bringing the thunder.

I know, it makes me happy.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:10 PM
I know, it makes me happy.

Jeez... Get a room.



















(and take video)

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 01:11 PM
Whatever. /sigh/

Hey it's not our fault that males were created visual creatures

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:12 PM
Jeez... Get a room.



















(and take video)

I don't think Lumpy's like that.....but I'm just guessing.

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 01:15 PM
I don't think

there's another one of those woman quotes that=I know what the hell I'm talking about now stfu

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:16 PM
there's another one of those woman quotes that=I know what the hell I'm talking about now stfu

I don't think that's universal though.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 01:21 PM
I don't think Lumpy's like that.....but I'm just guessing.

U would be surprised.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 01:24 PM
I think they forgot:

It's your decision.
If you make the wrong one, i.e. not the one she would have made, you'll pay for it for the rest of your life.

:eek:

Were you married to my ex wife too??????

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:25 PM
U would be surprised.

promise?

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 01:26 PM
promise?

Yup.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 01:30 PM
I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me. ;) I are speechless.

Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:32 PM
Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

Yeah, really...

As you were!

http://juliolamas.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/r-lee-ermey1.jpg

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 01:33 PM
Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work. :(

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:33 PM
Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work. :(

yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 01:35 PM
yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

Absolutely secksy lady. ;)

luv
05-13-2009, 01:35 PM
yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

Don't worry. She'll be back. They always come back.

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 01:35 PM
Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work. :(

Tease.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:36 PM
Wait... Wut?

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:36 PM
Predictable...

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:36 PM
Shit

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 01:37 PM
Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work. :(

siiiiggghhhhhhh.........................

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 01:38 PM
yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

fuck that..... open forum.

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 01:41 PM
fuck that..... open forum.

Ain't that typical?

Pies start getting wet with curiosity and all of a sudden it's "back to work".

ROFL

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:41 PM
Ain't that typical?

Pies start getting wet with curiosity and all of a sudden it's "back to work".

ROFL

where's katipan? she usually indulges me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-13-2009, 01:42 PM
Jilly and Lumpy are puppet masters. They come into a thread where bitching about women is going on and turn our attention completely off subject. This is why women rule. Our powers are useless against them.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 01:47 PM
where's katipan? she usually indulges me.

Did you just call me easy?

We have an open relationship but damn I can still smell Lumpy on you.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 01:54 PM
Did you just call me easy?

We have an open relationship but damn I can still smell Lumpy on you.


I just missed you. :redface:

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 01:58 PM
Jilly and Lumpy are puppet masters. They come into a thread where bitching about women is going on and turn our attention completely off subject. This is why women rule. Our powers are useless against them.


They're actually great fisherwomen and your ass is in the boat.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 02:00 PM
No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will. ;)

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:02 PM
No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will. ;)

Woman if you're not going back to work like you said then make me a sammich

luv
05-13-2009, 02:03 PM
No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will. ;)

See? I told you they always come back.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Woman if you're not going back to work like you said then make me a sammich

I am working... eh sort of.

Donger
05-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:06 PM
I just missed you. :redface:

I don't know how. It gets everywhere.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:07 PM
No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will. ;)

But you got to be generous and nuturing last week.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:08 PM
Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

"Cleopatra could seduce a man at 20 paces without revealing an inch of flesh"

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 02:12 PM
But you got to be generous and nuturing last week.

Ok, ok... but I demand aggressive triangle action 2 wks from now.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:13 PM
Good grief. What's wrong with you guys?

The 9 words women use with me are:

1. "Please"
2. "Oh"
3. "God"
4. "More"
5. "Yes"
6. "Master"
7. "Anywhere"
8. "You"
9. "Want"

Anything else gets a glare or a scowl, assuming I even deign to hear it in the first place.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 02:13 PM
I don't know how. It gets everywhere.


it's exactly why I missed you

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:20 PM
Holy shit it's Keg.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:23 PM
Holy shit it's Keg.That's not on the list, woman.

That's your first and last warning.




See guys? That's how it's done. Take some fucking notes, you might learn something.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 02:27 PM
I can't even think anymore...is that on there?

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:27 PM
I can't even think anymore...is that on there?Doesn't need to be, it goes without saying.

On several different levels.

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:34 PM
That's not on the list, woman.

That's your first and last warning.




See guys? That's how it's done. Take some ****ing notes, you might learn something.

You're late to the party,hell Lumpy already made me a sammich

Jilly
05-13-2009, 02:34 PM
Doesn't need to be, it goes without saying.

On several different levels.

I'm powerless with women.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:36 PM
You're late to the party,hell Lumpy already made me a sammichThat ain't gonna fly. I've seen you in action. That ring went through your nose, whippin' boy.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm powerless with women.So do you like look in the mirror and faint with desire? How's that work, exactly?

Gonzo
05-13-2009, 02:39 PM
That's not on the list, woman.

That's your first and last warning.




See guys? That's how it's done. Take some fucking notes, you might learn something.

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0811/irish-sunglasses-demotivational-poster-1226002765.jpg

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:40 PM
That ain't gonna fly. I've seen you in action. That ring went through your nose, whippin' boy.

Because I happen to be married?

Seriously man wtf are you talking about?

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:40 PM
You're late to the party,hell Lumpy already made me a sammich

Sammich smamich. I'll make Keg a steak.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:41 PM
Because I happen to be married?

Seriously man wtf are you talking about?Translation: I've seen you around your wife.



Although that was like 4 years ago and I was drunk, so I could have hallucinated the whole thing.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
Sammich smamich. I'll make Keg a steak.I'm a vagitarian.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
So do you like look in the mirror and faint with desire? How's that work, exactly?

I should say, other women, then.

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:45 PM
Sammich smamich. I'll make Keg a steak.

who in the hell asked you?

Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:45 PM
Translation: I've seen you around your wife.



Although that was like 4 years ago and I was drunk, so I could have hallucinated the whole thing.


LOFL,you must've been drunk,unless of course you equate getting along well to being pvssy whipped

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:46 PM
who in the hell asked you?

Don't be mad. He's in the mood for fish anyways.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:46 PM
I should say, other women, then.Ahh.

I wonder sometimes if I'm the only straight male in the world that women have no hold over.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:47 PM
Ahh.

I wonder sometimes if I'm the only straight male in the world that women have no hold over.

It's all the lotion.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:48 PM
LOFL,you must've been drunk,unless of course you equate getting along well to being pvssy whippedmmmhmm

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:48 PM
It's all the lotion.I gave that up for lent.

Picked up all the tissues, too.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:49 PM
Don't be mad. He's in the mood for fish anyways.It better be fresh fish.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 02:59 PM
To the point of this thread though.... Another one of mine is, "It's up to you"..... it generally means....you should know me well enough to know what I want at this point, so why are you even asking?

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:00 PM
There's also "I don't want to talk about it", which means "I do want to talk about it, but with my girlfriends, or a guy I want to fuck, so I can trash the living **** out of you behind your back."

Jilly
05-13-2009, 03:01 PM
There's also "I don't want to talk about it", which means "I do want to talk about it, but with my girlfriends, so I can trash the living **** out of you behind your back."

Yeah, this one is not in my vocab. I actually don't want to talk about it if I say that.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:04 PM
Along that vein is the ever popular "We need to talk", which means "I've already obsessed about this conversation for weeks, and discussed every possible path it could take with my girlfriends. It's all planned-out so you need to just pay attention, nod when I give you cues and agree with every word that I say, if you want to have any more sex".

Jilly
05-13-2009, 03:07 PM
I should get some girl friends.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:07 PM
If you don't have girlfriends, you at least need to have a therapist.

Buzz
05-13-2009, 03:09 PM
Along that vein is the ever popular "We need to talk", which means "I've already obsessed about this conversation for weeks, and discussed every possible path it could take with my girlfriends. It's all planned-out so you need to just pay attention, nod when I give you cues and agree with every word that I say, if you want to have any more sex".


Nailed it....

Jilly
05-13-2009, 03:12 PM
If you don't have girlfriends, you at least need to have a therapist.

I think probably my 30+ minister friends cover it. They all seem to think they know everything about everything.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:17 PM
I think probably my 30+ minister friends cover it. They all seem to think they know everything about everything.

yes but who are you going to talk shit about the minister friends with?

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:17 PM
yes but who are you going to talk shit about the minister friends with?Us.

Nightfyre
05-13-2009, 03:20 PM
Not all women are "psycho". However, if u take us for granted, betray us, lie to us, keep secrets from us, etc. that's enough to make us emotionally unstable. Just thought I would clarify.

FTR, guys are the same way. We just don't explicitly express it. It usually comes out as testosterone rage or something of the sort.

Jilly
05-13-2009, 03:20 PM
yes but who are you going to talk shit about the minister friends with?

you all?

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:28 PM
FTR, guys are the same way. We just don't explicitly express it. It usually comes out as testosterone rage or something of the sort.Women and men aren't really all that different. Culture teaches us to be tough and distant, and teaches them to be emotional and nurturing, but underneath all that brainwashing, humans is humans.

At least that's how I've always seen it.

But what do I know. I'm a monk.

booger
05-13-2009, 03:33 PM
Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

He may wear the pants but she controls the zipper

Demonpenz
05-13-2009, 03:34 PM
Women and men aren't really all that different. Culture teaches us to be tough and distant, and teaches them to be emotional and nurturing, but underneath all that brainwashing, humans is humans.

At least that's how I've always seen it.

But what do I know. I'm a monk.

under all of it one of them is bleeds for 5 days and can house a baby.

Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:35 PM
I do not bleed.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:39 PM
under all of it one of them is bleeds for 5 days and can house a baby.or under all of it one of them gets shots so it can be a nighttime sperm depository

booger
05-13-2009, 03:41 PM
or under all of it one of them gets shots so it can be a nighttime sperm depository

its always more funner when you can blow inside 'em.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:44 PM
its always more funner when you can blow inside 'em.Yeah, until they get knocked up.

I'll just have to deal with shooting in their ass and mouth, I guess.

Theoretically.

booger
05-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Yeah, until they get knocked up.

I'll just have to deal with shooting in their ass and mouth, I guess.

Theoretically.

I meant the one's who have the utopian tubes tied or get the shot.

Shooting them in the ass and mouth is good too. Or the armpit.........

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:56 PM
Don't forget the bellybutton. Or the nostrils.

booger
05-13-2009, 03:57 PM
or shoulder blades. that's so hawt.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 03:59 PM
The ear is great.

'specially when it shoots out the other side.

booger
05-13-2009, 04:04 PM
when its time for qtips that could make it interesting for the gal. Is it ear wax or just more dried up keg jizz?

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 04:06 PM
You could theoretically run into a similar problem with the nostrils. Did her mining expedition find a nugget of gold or some dead swimmers?

booger
05-13-2009, 04:12 PM
women love suprises

booger
05-13-2009, 04:19 PM
You could theoretically run into a similar problem with the nostrils. Did her mining expedition find a nugget of gold or some dead swimmers?

you can call 'em boogers. I won't get offended.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 04:20 PM
you can call 'em boogers. I won't get offended.I didn't want to insult your manhood by insinuating that any woman could find a booger in her nose.

booger
05-13-2009, 04:26 PM
its ok. happens all the time.

crispystl420
05-13-2009, 05:03 PM
True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out. :cuss:

Whatever is more like I’m too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.

Oh God, you get this shit too.

keg in kc
05-13-2009, 05:10 PM
Oh God, you get this shit too.I can't complain about that one. I do it myself.