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3rd&48ers
05-13-2009, 06:32 PM
Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?

KcKing
05-13-2009, 06:34 PM
They use white guys so Al Sharpton doesn't drop by for a visit...

MIAdragon
05-13-2009, 06:34 PM
They use white guys so Al Sharpton doesn't drop by for a visit...

ding ding ding

3rd&48ers
05-13-2009, 06:46 PM
damn that was quick....

Skip Towne
05-13-2009, 06:48 PM
Why do the cops always win on that COPS show? Some of them must get away.

KcKing
05-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Why do the cops always win on that COPS show? Some of them must get away.

So Al Sharpton doesn't dro... oh... n/m

88TG88
05-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Why do all Raider fans think about breaking into homes ?

KcKing
05-13-2009, 06:58 PM
Why be on the corner with a "Why Lie, I need a beer." sign?

KCChiefsMan
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
because reality is too real for most people

redngold85
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
yeah...I notice this kind of stuff all the time...Ben Folds actually has a song about this sort of thing called "Rockin' the Suburbs"...about how it's almost become racist to imply any sort of negative connotation to a race other than caucasian, even regarding male vs. female...which makes the white male the "catch-all" for all of the flak...

KcKing
05-13-2009, 07:04 PM
yeah...I notice this kind of stuff all the time...Ben Folds actually has a song about this sort of thing called "Rockin' the Suburbs"...about how it's almost become racist to imply any sort of negative connotation to a race other than caucasian, even regarding male vs. female...which makes the white male the "catch-all" for all of the flak...

It's the damn man.... Holdin ppl down... :shake:

3rd&48ers
05-13-2009, 07:05 PM
Why do all Raider fans think about breaking into homes ?

I guess the same way KC Fans think about Meth Labs & Mobile homes :D

RJ
05-13-2009, 07:06 PM
My house was broken into once.

They caught the guy that night. He was white.

So yeah, as far as I know, they're always white.

Cars are another story. Two black guys tried to steal my my car once but my neighbor saw them and they took off. Only time that happened to me.

So based on my experience, only white guys break into houses and only black guys steal cars.

Hope that helps.

3rd&48ers
05-13-2009, 07:09 PM
My house was broken into once.

They caught the guy that night. He was white.

So yeah, as far as I know, they're always white.

Cars are another story. Two black guys tried to steal my my car once but my neighbor saw them and they took off. Only time that happened to me.

So based on my experience, only white guys break into houses and only black guys steal cars.

Hope that helps.

that's some good shit right there, thanks

KcKing
05-13-2009, 07:09 PM
My house was broken into once.

They caught the guy that night. He was white.

So yeah, as far as I know, they're always white.

Cars are another story. Two black guys tried to steal my my car once but my neighbor saw them and they took off. Only time that happened to me.

So based on my experience, only white guys break into houses and only black guys steal cars.

Hope that helps.

To add to that...

I've had a motorcycle stolen, it was an asian kid...

Only time that's happened to me... So mark that down as well...

Bwana
05-13-2009, 07:10 PM
They use white guys so Al Sharpton doesn't drop by for a visit...

Yep

SPATCH
05-13-2009, 07:11 PM
Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?

yes

3rd&48ers
05-13-2009, 07:14 PM
yes

I figured that was coming soon

EyePod
05-13-2009, 07:15 PM
To add to that...

I've had a motorcycle stolen, it was an asian kid...

Only time that's happened to me... So mark that down as well...

Didn't you die in Gran Torino?

googlegoogle
05-13-2009, 07:16 PM
Shows cowardice by business.

SPATCH
05-13-2009, 07:24 PM
I figured that was coming soon

yeah... this thread.... completely racist

Bwana
05-13-2009, 07:30 PM
yeah... this thread.... completely racist

Whitey can't catch a break!

RJ
05-13-2009, 07:31 PM
To add to that...

I've had a motorcycle stolen, it was an asian kid...

Only time that's happened to me... So mark that down as well...


This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.

Bwana
05-13-2009, 07:33 PM
This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.

LMAO

You racist bastard! You left Indians off your list!

RJ
05-13-2009, 08:26 PM
LMAO

You racist bastard! You left Indians off your list!



I have never had an Indian steal anything from me.

Based on my experience, they are all pure as the driven snow.

The Man has been keeping them down.

Saul Good
05-13-2009, 08:28 PM
My house was broken into once.

They caught the guy that night. He was white.

So yeah, as far as I know, they're always white.

Cars are another story. Two black guys tried to steal my my car once but my neighbor saw them and they took off. Only time that happened to me.

So based on my experience, only white guys break into houses and only black guys steal cars.

Hope that helps.

Were they wearing bright orange jackets over black pants? If so, there may have been a third perp.

Saul Good
05-13-2009, 08:28 PM
I have never had an Indian steal anything from me.

Based on my experience, they are all pure as the driven snow.

The Man has been keeping them down.

In my experience, they spend all of their time standing outside cigar stores.

Rain Man
05-13-2009, 09:04 PM
This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.


Only drug addicts steal bicycles. I'm not sure of the race.

Spicy McHaggis
05-13-2009, 09:35 PM
In my experience, they spend all of their time standing outside cigar stores.

.

Arrowhead88
05-13-2009, 10:19 PM
Why be on the corner with a "Why Lie, I need a beer." sign?

Nice jada reference

googlegoogle
05-13-2009, 10:49 PM
Watch the stupid hollywood pc stinksh**hole movie 'Hancock'.

Asian and White guys robbing banks.

Ofcourse.

greg63
05-13-2009, 10:58 PM
Why yes, it is only white guys that do such things because that's how we roll. :rolleyes:

wild1
05-13-2009, 11:03 PM
can you imagine that ADT commercial where the lady is alone in her house at night, and the burglar breaks through the door, if it were a black guy? The commercial would be getting wall to wall coverage on CNN. the marketing people/firm would get fired for sure. rightly so... for causing the company all the bad publicity it would bring.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-13-2009, 11:06 PM
can you imagine that ADT commercial where the lady is alone in her house at night, and the burglar breaks through the door, if it were a black guy? The commercial would be getting wall to wall coverage on CNN. the marketing people/firm would get fired for sure. rightly so... for causing the company all the bad publicity it would bring.

All the while, sales go through the roof. I'm not sayin it's right, I'm just sayin. It's the truth.

Raised On Riots
05-13-2009, 11:10 PM
I have never had an Indian steal anything from me.

Based on my experience, they are all pure as the driven snow.

The Man has been keeping them down.

Where I live, they steal peoples paychecks every week.

Rain Man
05-13-2009, 11:15 PM
Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?

This commercial is racist because it implies that minority thieves are experienced enough to avoid houses with security systems.

wild1
05-13-2009, 11:18 PM
All the while, sales go through the roof. I'm not sayin it's right, I'm just sayin. It's the truth.

it would be an effective ad in and of itself... if we're totally honest. sure. it's likely that a black antagonist would generate more fear in the target socioeconomic classes for home security systems, middle and upper-middle suburbanites. and fear is what sells them. you're probably right.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 11:20 PM
Where I live, they steal peoples paychecks every week.

Hey now, I'm part Cherokee and I work for my own paycheck, tyvm.

Raised On Riots
05-13-2009, 11:24 PM
Hey now, I'm part Cherokee and I work for my own paycheck, tyvm.

Apaches. Casino. Bye bye $$$$.

Not for me though, I've never been a gambler in the casino sense.

Lumpy
05-13-2009, 11:30 PM
Apaches. Casino. Bye bye $$$$.

Not for me though, I've never been a gambler in the casino sense.

I guess I totally read into that wrong. Had it confused w/ govt cheese, er, or something along those lines. ROFL

Yeah, I live near a few casinos... I'm sure a lot of gray-hairs lose their SS check to the house. Sad.

Raised On Riots
05-13-2009, 11:36 PM
I guess I totally read into that wrong. Had it confused w/ govt cheese, er, or something along those lines. ROFL

Yeah, I live near a few casinos... I'm sure a lot of gray-hairs lose their SS check to the house. Sad.

Oh believe me, you'll NEVER hear that kind of horseshit from ME. It's that kind of attitude that helped land us in our current predicament. I can't believe how easily the herd in this Country gets led around by the fucking nose.

That's sad.

Baconeater
05-13-2009, 11:51 PM
I guess I totally read into that wrong. Had it confused w/ govt cheese, er, or something along those lines. ROFL

Yeah, I live near a few casinos... I'm sure a lot of gray-hairs lose their SS check to the house. Sad.
Those places actually send out vans to round up blue hairs in order to help them lose 'em.

Lumpy
05-14-2009, 12:14 AM
Those places actually send out vans to round up blue hairs in order to help them lose 'em.

So what ur saying is they just cruise around nursing homes, bingo halls, churches, etc. and p/u old folks? That is so fuggin wrong on so many levels. My BS meter is through the roof. Where did u obtain this info?

Raised On Riots
05-14-2009, 12:15 AM
:popcorn:

Baconeater
05-14-2009, 12:18 AM
So what ur saying is they just cruise around nursing homes, bingo halls, churches, etc. and p/u old folks? That is so fuggin wrong on so many levels. My BS meter is through the roof. Where did u obtain this info?
It's pretty much common knowledge around here.

Lumpy
05-14-2009, 12:22 AM
It's pretty much common knowledge around here.

Well hell, I'm in Omaha too and this is the first time I ever heard of this. I should trade in my Mustang for a bus and 'scoop up' some old folks to clean my fuggin house! Plan. :thumb:

Baconeater
05-14-2009, 12:25 AM
Well hell, I'm in Omaha too and this is the first time I ever heard of this. I should trade in my Mustang for a bus and 'scoop up' some old folks to clean my fuggin house! Plan. :thumb:
OK, common knowledge might be an exaggeration, but my wife's grandmother was in Silvercrest for quite a while and I know they did it there. Besides, have you ever been in any of those casinos during the day? It's like heaven's waiting room for crying out loud, and I guarangoddamntee all those fogeys didn't drive themselves there.

Raised On Riots
05-14-2009, 12:30 AM
OK, common knowledge might be an exaggeration, but my wife's grandmother was in Silvercrest for quite a while and I know they did it there. Besides, have you ever been in any of those casinos during the day? It's like heaven's waiting room for crying out loud, and I guarangoddamntee all those fogeys didn't drive themselves there.

Meh.

It's Omaha; let them spend the Grandkid's inheritance. Slot machines for the elderly are like computers to you and I.

Besides, is one more cow on the farm really going to bring the riches of King Midas?

Lumpy
05-14-2009, 12:37 AM
OK, common knowledge might be an exaggeration, but my wife's grandmother was in Silvercrest for quite a while and I know they did it there. Besides, have you ever been in any of those casinos during the day? It's like heaven's waiting room for crying out loud, and I guarangoddamntee all those fogeys didn't drive themselves there.

I can honestly say that I've never ventured into a casino during the day, but I could only imagine.

beach tribe
05-14-2009, 03:10 AM
Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?

You been puttin my people down for 400 yrs........Oh, wait, I'm white.

I should probably just shut up, and break into a house.

Detoxing
05-14-2009, 08:30 AM
A beaner stole my bike. No lie
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T-post Tom
05-14-2009, 08:54 AM
yeah...I notice this kind of stuff all the time...Ben Folds actually has a song about this sort of thing called "Rockin' the Suburbs"...about how it's almost become racist to imply any sort of negative connotation to a race other than caucasian, even regarding male vs. female...which makes the white male the "catch-all" for all of the flak...

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blaise
05-14-2009, 09:15 AM
Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?

I've noticed that too. And in commercials where there's two guys and one is sort of a buffoonish/idiot guy, and the other guy is the smart guy, it seems like the buffoonish guy will be white and the smart guy black, never the other way around. Like the commercial where the guy throws the Wii controller through the other guy's TV.
It's like they're terrified of anything remotely being construed as racist.

T-post Tom
05-14-2009, 09:20 AM
LMAO

You racist bastard! You left Indians off your list!


Indians don't steal: they just give you stuff and then take it back.

KCChiefsMan
05-14-2009, 10:10 AM
yeah... this thread.... completely racist

it's cool to be racist if you're black

Demonpenz
05-14-2009, 10:18 AM
reminds me of the mcdonalds commericial in the 90's I guess they wanted to make it more urban, but not the sterotype that all inner city black people play basketball all day long, so they had them play basketball, with roller blades on for the commercial

Raised On Riots
05-14-2009, 10:25 AM
reminds me of the mcdonalds commericial in the 90's I guess they wanted to make it more urban, but not the sterotype that all inner city black people play basketball all day long, so they had them play basketball, with roller blades on for the commercial

"Calvin's got a job"!!!ROFL