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ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 12:23 AM
Yeah, she's hot, makes me cinammon toast in the morning. No there will be no pics. I'm happy and life is good. :)

Phobia
05-16-2009, 12:24 AM
Congrats, dude!

Stay happy.

Smed1065
05-16-2009, 12:24 AM
See CP threads! :)

See threads here. So you leaving CP?

GL and congrats

Pablo
05-16-2009, 12:24 AM
Don't do it.

See thread directly below for reasons why.


Srsly. Congrats though.

BigMeatballDave
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
Congrats.

Reaper16
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
No pics? Why bother with the thread when you know its going to be worthless.

luv
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
What!?! I didn't say yes!

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
I hope (with all sincerity) that you can point back to this thread in ten years and have it be a happy memory at the start of many good years together.

Rather than something that makes you cringe like posts from around the time of my wedding back in the early years of the board. *chuckle*

stevieray
05-16-2009, 12:25 AM
"so"...that strikes my funny bone...

...reminds me of ..."next thing you know.."

congrats!!

luv
05-16-2009, 12:26 AM
Congrats, and best wishes for a long and love-filled life together.

Baconeater
05-16-2009, 12:26 AM
Don't do it.

See thread directly below for reasons why.


ROFL Harsh man...just harsh.

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 12:27 AM
Thank you gentlemen. Listen, I know it's a risk but it's one worth taking. Met her in Vegas last year whilst on Vacation. Texas girl. Yeah, she thinks burnt orange rules but I still love her.

Apppreciate the warm feedback.

Chiefly yours.

'Roo

Baconeater
05-16-2009, 12:29 AM
ur marryin' a goat roper?

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 12:34 AM
No pics? Why bother with the thread when you know its going to be worthless.

ok, one pic

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/memphischad/sheme.jpg

Mecca
05-16-2009, 12:34 AM
Based upon the other threads seen on here regarding marriage I'd consider not posting here again if I were you.

Reaper16
05-16-2009, 12:35 AM
She looks good from my apparent vantage point on Mars.

Pablo
05-16-2009, 12:36 AM
That's not a nekked picture.

Totally worthless.

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 12:39 AM
Based upon the other threads seen on here regarding marriage I'd consider not posting here again if I were you.


Don't care. Bring the good and the bad.

By the way Mecca how are you? Did you cut your hair?

:)

Mecca
05-16-2009, 12:41 AM
Don't care. Bring the good and the bad.

By the way Mecca how are you? Did you cut your hair?

:)

Me cut my hair? Are you crazy?

Pablo
05-16-2009, 12:42 AM
Don't care. Bring the good and the bad.


Ok.


the good


























the bad

Phobia
05-16-2009, 12:43 AM
ok, one pic

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/memphischad/sheme.jpg

I've just submitted it to an episode of CSI so they can blow it up 1000x so we can tell if she's Jewish.

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 12:45 AM
I've just submitted it to an episode of CSI so they can blow it up 1000x so we can tell if she's Jewish.\\


She's of kraut origin.

stevieray
05-16-2009, 12:47 AM
What happens in Vegas..err wait..

Just Passin' By
05-16-2009, 01:05 AM
Prenup, a separate bank account, paternity tests for every child at birth..... I'd start there. Good luck

Coach
05-16-2009, 01:21 AM
Based upon the other threads seen on here regarding marriage I'd consider not posting here again if I were you.

Well, that pretty much applies 3/4ths of the members on this board.....

acesn8s
05-16-2009, 01:23 AM
I'm sorry :shake:

Smed1065
05-16-2009, 01:30 AM
Wow a marriage with all included. :clap:

Smart man but might kill the feel?

Wait 10 years to do it.:doh!:

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 01:43 AM
Well, you both look sufficiently homely; I take it there'll be more ugly children running around in the world soon then?
JUST KIDDING!:D
Good luck. Live long and prosper etc.


Based upon the other threads seen on here regarding marriage I'd consider not posting here again if I were you.

She looks good from my apparent vantage point on Mars.

ROFL Nice work boys.

Smed1065
05-16-2009, 01:53 AM
Me cut my hair? Are you crazy?

No way, takes more than a million for me to rid my pride!

?

Sorry but most said you was full of BS after that.

Maybe not because I respect you but that said, you are out there. I actually respect that.

That's why I went off because I joined the military for less but got more. We shaved heads for our pride of having a choice but was because of pride and not despite it?

I think that is where it went bad. I know you know more than me in drafting but to call our opinions out and wrong and say you have more pride than service people? Really as Americans too?

That's just crazy.

The I am right and you all suck might have added to it? (Did)


We may have misunderstood but that statement was too far way out of reality, It set me off.

Great draft equal 60% working out?

Agree?

But you were like my way or you was wrong?

Rambled too much but I believe this is what happened.

Welcome back.

Dylan
05-16-2009, 03:43 AM
http://blogs1.marthastewart.com/.a/6a00d83451e44269e20115707fc7b5970b-pi

~ All The Best ~

big nasty kcnut
05-16-2009, 05:19 AM
She's above your payrate.
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Hog Farmer
05-16-2009, 05:33 AM
I'd like to give you a pig as a wedding gift, but you'll have your own in about 3 years.

Hog Farmer
05-16-2009, 05:51 AM
Actually, I got my magnifying glass out, she's pretty hot.

Floridafan
05-16-2009, 06:37 AM
In the immortal words of Monty Python..............Run away Run away!!!!!!

Pioli Zombie
05-16-2009, 06:57 AM
1. Make sure the family is good
2. Make sure she isn't going through "recovery" or getting her "memories back" or has "flashbacks".
3. Make sure you have secret untraceable bank account somewhere.
4. Make sure she doesn't ask for your balls.
5. Wait 15 years.

Seriously. Good luck to you. I hear it can be great.
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bevischief
05-16-2009, 07:11 AM
Congrats and good luck.
...
...
Still not too late.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 07:11 AM
1. Make sure the family is good
2. Make sure she isn't going through "recovery" or getting her "memories back" or has "flashbacks".
3. Make sure you have secret untraceable bank account somewhere.
4. Make sure she doesn't ask for your balls.
5. Wait 15 years.

Seriously. Good luck to you. I hear it can be great.
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PZ isn't a bitter old fuck. No, not at all.
:D

cdcox
05-16-2009, 07:12 AM
Congrats and best wishes. Just to provide a counter example, I'll mention that the Mrs. and I have 25 years in the bank.

Reaper16
05-16-2009, 08:07 AM
No way, takes more than a million for me to rid my pride!

?

Sorry but most said you was full of BS after that.

Maybe not because I respect you but that said, you are out there. I actually respect that.

That's why I went off because I joined the military for less but got more. We shaved heads for our pride of having a choice but was because of pride and not despite it?

I think that is where it went bad. I know you know more than me in drafting but to call our opinions out and wrong and say you have more pride than service people? Really as Americans too?

That's just crazy.

The I am right and you all suck might have added to it? (Did)


We may have misunderstood but that statement was too far way out of reality, It set me off.

Great draft equal 60% working out?

Agree?

But you were like my way or you was wrong?

Rambled too much but I believe this is what happened.

Welcome back.
I'm reasonably confident that a man (a citizen, not a serviceman) having long hair does not mean that he is disrespectful to the armed services.

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 08:11 AM
Savor the blowjob you receive today.

Skip Towne
05-16-2009, 08:27 AM
I'll be watching for the sequel. It will be something like "9 years and 3 kids later".

Lzen
05-16-2009, 09:54 AM
So who's the dumb girl?

Lzen
05-16-2009, 09:56 AM
Just kidding, Roo. Congratulations. :toast: I wish you two many happy years together.

My wife and I will hit 16 (mostly ;) ) happy years in September. Marriage can be a good thing. :)

Hydrae
05-16-2009, 10:06 AM
17 years and counting here (2nd time around for both of us). When it is the right person, it is a wonderful thing. Congrats! Here is to many, many happy years. :toast:

Smed1065
05-16-2009, 10:12 AM
I'm reasonably confident that a man (a citizen, not a serviceman) having long hair does not mean that he is disrespectful to the armed services.

I agree.

I have long hair too but for a million dollars, I will shave all my hair versus my pride? That can be replaced in 4 years.

I did it for $20,000 and the pride of service for my freedom.

Guess we are talking different modes.

For 1 million I would do it again for the freedom from further restrictions from the "man".

I understand pride but sell out for a gold mine? Yes I do.

Sorry but even cheap asses like me know a value.

Start a poll and see the result.

40 years @ $50,000 versus 1 million up front.

It grows back unlike the 20 years that do not.

Time factor is working here.

Maybe its just me?


Maybe it was a misunderstanding?

sparkky
05-16-2009, 11:20 AM
congrats, for now. :) :clap:

what divorce lawyer did you register at? we'll all chip in for a gift certificate!! :evil:

Cannibal
05-16-2009, 11:23 AM
Is she a complete Right Wing nutter like you? Or is this gonna be similar to the relationship to that of James Carville and Mary Matilin?

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 11:28 AM
congrats, for now. :) :clap:

what divorce lawyer did you register at? we'll all chip in for a gift certificate!! :evil:

Thank you :)

StcChief
05-16-2009, 11:29 AM
Congrats. Good luck. Texas women are a pretty independant lot.

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 11:30 AM
Is she a complete Right Wing nutter like you? Or is this gonna be similar to the relationship to that of James Carville and Mary Matilin?


She's voted for Obama. It's a sickness but I can deal with it. :)

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 11:32 AM
Congrats. Good luck. Texas women are a pretty independant lot.

That's true. I've found that out first hand. She thinks this board is a complete waste of time by the way. I'm like. Yes it is now excuse me while I read this poop thread.

Pioli Zombie
05-16-2009, 11:32 AM
PZ isn't a bitter old fuck. No, not at all.
:D

No. Not at all.
I love women. They make good pals and some are good for fucking. I wouldn't marry one again if it was Jennifer Aniston and she promised to blow me every day and give me a million fuckin dollars because it aint worth hearing about all my shortcomings and being lied to every day for 17 fucking years.

I'm not bitter.
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Cannibal
05-16-2009, 11:32 AM
She's voted for Obama. It's a sickness but I can deal with it. :)

Cool! Go easy on the political discussions is my recommendation. Congrats.

Hydrae
05-16-2009, 11:33 AM
That's true. I've found that out first hand. She thinks this board is a complete waste of time by the way. I'm like. Yes it is now excuse me while I read this poop thread.

Glad to see you have your priorities in line. :)

Pioli Zombie
05-16-2009, 11:33 AM
I've become Sam Kinison.
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RJ
05-16-2009, 11:37 AM
She's voted for Obama. It's a sickness but I can deal with it. :)


Hey, would you rather have a good looking dem or that right wing broad with the big adam's apple? That's a no brainer.

Congrats on the impending nuptials.

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 11:37 AM
Cool! Go easy on the political discussions is my recommendation. Congrats.

I do.

DJJasonp
05-16-2009, 11:50 AM
congrats....enjoy the ride!

ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 02:04 PM
Actually, I got my magnifying glass out, she's pretty hot.

I put the small pic up on purpose. I thought Claythan might do a Kirstie Tynes photoshop number on us if the pic was to big.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 06:00 PM
I've become Sam Kinison.
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:shake: He was funny.:p

HemiEd
05-16-2009, 07:47 PM
All the best to you two. :thumb: Is she a Shocker?

Kyle DeLexus
05-16-2009, 07:52 PM
Well since there were no invites we are just going to have to crash the wedding. We like official CP events.

Buehler445
05-16-2009, 08:14 PM
Congrats Roo. Enjoy it!

Pioli Zombie
05-16-2009, 10:10 PM
:shake: He was funny.:p

Hey fellas, if you guys are driving in my neighborhood and you see me out in the yard, do me a favor, would ya?

Kill me. KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT to DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ChiefaRoo
05-16-2009, 10:19 PM
All the best to you two. :thumb: Is she a Shocker?

No, but she digs the angry Wheat. She's a UT grad but claims to never have heard of the Big 12 North Division.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 10:23 PM
Hey fellas, if you guys are driving in my neighborhood and you see me out in the yard, do me a favor, would ya?

Kill me. KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT to DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!:D

badgirl
05-16-2009, 10:25 PM
Congrats, i hope you have a long and happy life.

KCUnited
05-17-2009, 08:22 AM
Congrats. And don't forget...

Spring is in the air Special. Free Japanese lettering surrounded by tribal for every referred hysterectomy. D/D free of course.

Jilly
05-17-2009, 08:37 AM
God's blessings on your new covenant today. May you find joy, comfort and hope always in each other.

RedNeckRaider
05-17-2009, 09:08 AM
A little bit of advise from a very wise man :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgxtGBRo_Q

ChiefaRoo
05-17-2009, 09:37 AM
A little bit of advise from a very wise man :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgxtGBRo_Q


My unit is protected by a Kevlar cod piece. It's locked and can only be opened by coded voice print. I figure I'll be able to hold out for awhile. I just don't want to become one of those guys mowing the yard wearing dress socks and sandals.

kstater
05-17-2009, 09:38 AM
No, but she digs the angry Wheat. She's a UT grad but claims to never have heard of the Big 12 North Division.

Tell her it's the division that has the team that repeatedly beats UT in every sport.

ChiefaRoo
05-17-2009, 09:54 AM
Tell her it's the division that has the team that repeatedly beats UT in every sport.

I did that. Said that to her brothers as well. There is some kind of collective amnesia down here. Whenever UT loses, they never speak of it. When they win they talk about it all the time. Most UT fans I've met also claim to never of heard of basketball.

RedNeckRaider
05-17-2009, 09:59 AM
My unit is protected by a Kevlar cod piece. It's locked and can only be opened by coded voice print. I figure I'll be able to hold out for awhile. I just don't want to become one of those guys mowing the yard wearing dress socks and sandals.
All kidding aside congrats and good luck to you and your bride.

chasedude
05-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Good Luck 'Roo. Is Skip your best man? LMAO

ChiefaRoo
05-17-2009, 10:04 AM
All kidding aside congrats and good luck to you and your bride.

Thanks man. By early this evening it'll be a done deal. Then it's off to the reception where I will entertain my guests with the 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 ... white boy overbite dance while listening to Living on a Prayer by BonJovi.

Skip Towne
05-17-2009, 10:06 AM
There is still time to flee the scene.

ChiefaRoo
05-17-2009, 10:24 AM
Good Luck 'Roo. Is Skip your best man? LMAO

In spirit, I'm sure he is. He's always thought of me as a great great Grandson. (who was adopted).

BucEyedPea
05-17-2009, 10:40 AM
Congrats Roo! I'll bet Kanga is happy!

Ari Chi3fs
05-17-2009, 10:44 AM
Who the fuck would marry Chiefaroo? heh.

BucEyedPea
05-17-2009, 11:04 AM
Who the **** would marry Chiefaroo? heh.

Probably, some peaceful laid back chick who needs the opposite to fulfill her. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-17-2009, 11:45 AM
Does she let you put it in her butt?

'Grats.

bevischief
05-17-2009, 07:37 PM
All the best to you two. :thumb: Is she a Shocker?

Have you shown her the shocker yet?

keg in kc
05-17-2009, 07:41 PM
Does she let you put it in her butt?No, but she lets everybody else.

*rim shot*

Halfcan
05-17-2009, 08:34 PM
ok, one pic

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/memphischad/sheme.jpg

which one are you marrying??

just joking-Congrats

Halfcan
05-17-2009, 08:36 PM
In spirit, I'm sure he is. He's always thought of me as a great great Grandson. (who was adopted).

In spirit-did Skip die or something??

Skip Towne
05-17-2009, 08:38 PM
In spirit-did Skip die or something??

Not yet. He's just confused.

Halfcan
05-17-2009, 08:44 PM
Not yet. He's just confused.

well congrats on that-1 day above ground is worth 200 below it.

Pioli Zombie
05-17-2009, 09:05 PM
Did you think he's getting hen pecked yet?
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Mecca
05-17-2009, 09:10 PM
No, but she lets everybody else.

*rim shot*

How else do you think she avoids pregnancy?

keg in kc
05-17-2009, 09:26 PM
How else do you think she avoids pregnancy?She always swallows?

luv
05-17-2009, 09:36 PM
I wonder how many attended the funeral.

Hog Farmer
05-18-2009, 05:20 AM
Well, it's Monday. Hope you enjoyed the last BJ you'll ever get. I'd start wearing condoms from now on so you can avoid paying child support.

Pioli Zombie
05-18-2009, 06:35 AM
Day one of a long term seige of sacrifice that ends in flames anyway despite all the efforts you make for a decade or more leaving you with little to show for it but a huge gaping hole in your heart, spirit, and soul, your finances shot to hell, and any children you might have had looking at you saying, "Why, Daddy, why??? Why didn't you make it work? Why?"

Well, congratulations!!
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Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 12:23 PM
Day one of a long term seige of sacrifice that ends in flames anyway despite all the efforts you make for a decade or more leaving you with little to show for it but a huge gaping hole in your heart, spirit, and soul, your finances shot to hell, and any children you might have had looking at you saying, "Why, Daddy, why??? Why didn't you make it work? Why?"

Well, congratulations!!
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Good lord man...:shake:

Joie
05-18-2009, 01:20 PM
I'm sorry :shake:

Excuse me?:mad:





Congrats, ChiefaRoo. I wish you and your new bride many years of happiness.



Now, please excuse me as I go whack my husband in the head with a frying pan. :evil:

ChiefaRoo
05-18-2009, 05:14 PM
Thanks to all who took the time to say nice things. Cheers to the naysayers too! Off to Maui tomorrow.

chasedude
05-18-2009, 05:19 PM
Thanks to all who took the time to say nice things. Cheers to the naysayers too! Off to Maui tomorrow.

I loved Hawaii! Although I have a feeling you won't be seeing much past the hotel room, hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Skip Towne
05-18-2009, 06:38 PM
Thanks to all who took the time to say nice things. Cheers to the naysayers too! Off to Maui tomorrow.

You're going to Hawaii? So she has some money?

ChiefaRoo
05-18-2009, 06:46 PM
You're going to Hawaii? So she has some money?

:)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 06:51 PM
Congratulations you poor, dumb fuck.

ChiefaRoo
05-18-2009, 07:58 PM
Congratulations you poor, dumb fuck.

Hey we got bath towels a cheese knife set and a lot of other really nice stuff. My living room looks like Bed Bath and Beyond blew up in here.

I'm exhausted. I probably will only be able to do it two to three times tonight before bed.

Cannibal
05-18-2009, 09:30 PM
I probably will only be able to do it two to three times tonight before bed.

For a grand total of 3 minutes. I hope she's OK with that. :D

J/K

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 09:50 PM
Hey we got bath towels a cheese knife set and a lot of other really nice stuff. My living room looks like Bed Bath and Beyond blew up in here.

I'm exhausted. I probably will only be able to do it two to three times tonight before bed.

Must be a busy day if you only have 10 minutes and all. :fire: Seriously though, congrats. The missus and I are working on year number 5 of the married life.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 09:51 PM
For a grand total of 3 minutes. I hope she's OK with that. :D

J/K

:cuss: Damn you.