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Dinny Blues
05-16-2009, 06:16 PM
Is it because of his amount of football knowledge?

:shrug:

Dinny

Skip Towne
05-16-2009, 06:19 PM
Because they are full up of nearly 30 year old basement dwellers?

booger
05-16-2009, 06:20 PM
haircut policy

Reerun_KC
05-16-2009, 06:20 PM
Dude seriously? Are you that stupid to make a thread about this?

oh wait, nevermind...

This place is infested with morons... Good freaking Lord man....

Dinny Blues
05-16-2009, 06:25 PM
To be perfectly honest, I am not the least bit stupid.

I do, however, know how to have fun.

How about you?

Dinny

JOhn
05-16-2009, 06:26 PM
Because they are full up of nearly 30 year old basement dwellers?

& virgins

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 06:27 PM
I think he'd be a great draftnik. We could use him. I don't think he wants to, though.

Katipan
05-16-2009, 06:27 PM
He was intimidated by my 3 articles.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:28 PM
He was intimidated by my 3 articles.I don't know, I think he likes watching boys run around in shorts.

Katipan
05-16-2009, 06:29 PM
I don't know, I think he likes watching boys run around in shorts.

I can make project budgets sound like soft core porn.

StcChief
05-16-2009, 06:30 PM
he couldn't be any worse.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:32 PM
I can make project budgets sound like soft core porn.I can make a grocery list sound NC-17.

Katipan
05-16-2009, 06:33 PM
I can make a grocery list sound NC-17.

Coooooooooooooooorn

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 06:34 PM
he couldn't be any worse.

:rolleyes:

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:35 PM
CoooooooooooooooornMmmm, I think I'll buy some...cooool. whip.

Katipan
05-16-2009, 06:36 PM
Mmmm, I think I'll buy some...cooool. whip.

To go on your pickled asparagus?

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:39 PM
To go on your pickled asparagus?Look, the doctor said that cream would make the green color go away, and the antibiotics would take the smell dissipate.

Do you have to keep bringing this up?!

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 06:39 PM
Keg's horny.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:41 PM
keg's actually tired and lazy.

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 06:42 PM
keg's actually tired and lazy.

Oh, trolling for the hummer.

GoChiefs, giddy up.

Dinny Blues
05-16-2009, 06:42 PM
I can make a grocery list sound NC-17.


Yes, but can you make a perfectly good guitar sound like a chainsaw?

Dinny

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 06:43 PM
To be perfectly honest, I am not the least bit stupid.

I do, however, know how to stir shit. Not on the same awesome scale and scope as DCS/ROR, but I'm trying.
On second thought, perhaps I should just build a rocket in my backyard like Billy Bob Thorton, fly in to space, and have a collision with an AidsMeteor.

Yes, that's exactly what I'll do.



Bwu-hahahaaaaaaaaa...:evil:

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:43 PM
Yes, but can you make a perfectly good guitar sound like a chainsaw?No, but I can make a trombone sound like a dying whale.

'cause I did, all through high school and college.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 06:43 PM
Oh, trolling for the hummer.

GoChiefs, giddy up.

Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:44 PM
Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.Don't say that on the weight loss thread or we'll all quit and start eating pizza every night.

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 06:44 PM
Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.

lol.

Well, they're not called "love handles" for no reason.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 06:45 PM
Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.


ROFL

Mecca
05-16-2009, 06:45 PM
I could actually have good grammar if I tried. Since I'm posting on a message board, I don't go out of my way to make sure I'm writing up proper grammatical pieces.

Would I write a piece if they asked me, sure, what do I have to lose?

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 06:46 PM
Would I write a piece if they asked me, sure, what do I have to lose?

Welcome aboard.

I'll light the Mecca signal when we need you.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 06:47 PM
Would I write a piece if they asked me, sure, what do I have to lose?Your dignity? Your anal virginity?

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 06:48 PM
Your dignity? Your anal virginity?

I swear, the exact same things that came to mind. In that order, too.

Skip Towne
05-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.

Just have him grab your ears.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:04 PM
To go on your pickled asparagus?

those must be seperated. Asparagus rocks. so do pickles butt not together.

anybody ever tried whisky pickle shots? Your fav. whiskey with a dash of pickle juice. yum yum

|Zach|
05-16-2009, 07:05 PM
what do I have to lose?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:06 PM
Sorry, I only blow guys that are in shape. I like a man with nice, firm abs and taut buttocks. I need handholds.

clays gay rainbow party. don't forget your pickle

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 07:07 PM
clays gay rainbow party. don't forget your pickleAnybody who promotes something like mixing whiskey with "pickle juice" probably shouldn't throw stones.

*cough*

booger
05-16-2009, 07:10 PM
Anybody who promotes something like mixing whiskey with "pickle juice" probably shouldn't throw stones.

*cough*

ha ha bastard. got me.

in iowa whiskey pickle shots are fun because nothing else is fun. you can only climb the water tower and throw pee filled water baloons at the cop shop so often before it isn't fun anymore.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:11 PM
Anybody who promotes something like mixing whiskey with "pickle juice" probably shouldn't throw stones.

*cough*

also pull that pickle out your mouth and you my not cough ass much. I am not sure so i wood ask clay for a for sure answer on that.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:13 PM
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Just imagine if Mecca becomes our Mel Kiper, Jr, only with better hair. It would be so epic. The traffic from Chiefsplanet would soar. We already know everyone here is in love with Mecca's draft insight.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:15 PM
Just imagine if Mecca becomes our Mel Kiper, Jr, only with better hair. It would be so epic. The traffic from Chiefsplanet would soar. We already know everyone here is in love with Mecca's draft insight.

nobody will ever take that place serious with Pres/GM/Publischer Nick Athan running the show.

stevieray
05-16-2009, 07:22 PM
Just imagine if Mecca becomes our Mel Kiper, Jr, only with better hair. It would be so epic. The traffic from Chiefsplanet would soar. We already know everyone here is in love with Mecca's draft insight.

make it happen...start a poll...need a donation?

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:26 PM
Just imagine if Mecca becomes our Mel Kiper, Jr, only with better hair. It would be so epic. The traffic from Chiefsplanet would soar. We already know everyone here is in love with Mecca's draft insight.

Kiper's downfall is he's gotten to nice over the years. Before the draft got so big he would absolutely rip picks, he won't do it now.

StcChief
05-16-2009, 07:28 PM
Sounds great Mecca for CP writer.

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:29 PM
Sounds great Mecca for CP writer.

Kyle mentioned to me something about that a long time ago, I don't know what became of that idea.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:31 PM
Mecca you have to cut your hair for your mugshot.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:32 PM
for CP sure. I thought it was meant for double you peeeeeeee eye.

my bad. carry on like nothing has happened. move along, nothhing to se here.

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:33 PM
Mecca you have to cut your hair for your mugshot.

I'd just tie it up so it looked short.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 07:34 PM
Kiper's downfall is he's gotten to nice over the years. Before the draft got so big he would absolutely rip picks, he won't do it now.

You're the man to fill the void. Just think; you could begin the long, slow process of de-True Faning the Chiefs fanbase!

This is a calling, a mission from God; YOU MUST DO THIS.

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!

booger
05-16-2009, 07:34 PM
I'd just tie it up so it looked short.

don't let him tease you. If we allow 30 yr old virgins we shirley would allow travis tritt look alikes.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:36 PM
I'd just tie it up so it looked short.

I'm just kidding, actually.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:37 PM
I'm just kidding, actually.

do your eyes really do that when getting rim jobbers?

Skip Towne
05-16-2009, 07:38 PM
don't let him tease you. If we allow 30 yr old virgins we shirley would allow travis tritt look alikes.

Who are you calling Shirley?

|Zach|
05-16-2009, 07:38 PM
All of this stuff will just make telling the difference between Mecca and GoChiefs that more confusing.

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:38 PM
I already ran over all of the players I consider "Players to watch" going into the next college season....it's a sickness I know.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:38 PM
do your eyes really do that when getting rim jobbers?

I....don't even...know where...to begin....or end...

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 07:39 PM
I already ran over all of the players I consider "Players to watch" going into the next college season....it's a sickness I know.

Plugging himself.

GoChiefs answers with...

booger
05-16-2009, 07:40 PM
I....don't even...know where...to begin....or end...

we know your still a stinkin virgin but you have posted pictures of your dog. So do your eyes move like that or not?

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:40 PM
Plugging himself.

GoChiefs answers with...

Ha, I know I missed the top players of next year thread over in the draft planet section.

I saw that most of the usual suspects got mentioned.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:41 PM
I already ran over all of the players I consider "Players to watch" going into the next college season....it's a sickness I know.

But can you write informative, readable, insightful summaries of each player and tell your readers how they do or do not fit in Kansas City?

booger
05-16-2009, 07:41 PM
Who are you calling Shirley?

i was pretty sure i spelled that one right butt wasn't sure about how to spell surley?

booger
05-16-2009, 07:42 PM
I....don't even...know where...to begin....or end...

the dog sure doesn't seem to thrilled about it.

DeezNutz
05-16-2009, 07:42 PM
But can you write informative, readable, insightful summaries of each player and tell your readers how they do or do not fit in Kansas City?

Do bears shit in the woods?

(15% of your take, Mecca)

Mecca
05-16-2009, 07:43 PM
But can you write informative, readable, insightful summaries of each player and tell your readers how they do or do not fit in Kansas City?

Sure, kind of unfortunate for what they did this year because the players on the defense next year are much better than this years, especially in the front front 7 for a 3-4 scheme.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:44 PM
Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people.

Or just PM me, whatever.

booger
05-16-2009, 07:49 PM
claythan got big on burgers and fries
now he writes for WPI

Somebody finish this and make it into a song, ok?

HemiEd
05-16-2009, 07:50 PM
Because they are full up of nearly 30 year old basement dwellers?

That is brutal, Holy shit, home run. LMAO

stevieray
05-16-2009, 07:50 PM
Let's not forget Phobia, he left the planet to build a foundation under WPI.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:51 PM
Let's not forget Phobia, he left the planet to build a foundation under WPI.

Phil is the rock upon which the church of WPI was built!

booger
05-16-2009, 07:52 PM
Let's not forget Phobia, he left the planet to build a foundation under WPI.

true. He wised up and left the cult though.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 07:56 PM
claythan got big on burgers and fries
now he writes for WPI,
With Mecca to cover the draft in this town,
He finally gave much-needed cred to "Ass Clowwwwwwwwn".



My two cents.

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 07:56 PM
How can anyone not like DCS after that?

YOU'VE ARRIVED, PIMP MASTER!

booger
05-16-2009, 07:58 PM
My two cents.

his pecker's so small he pees on his balls
he poops in the sink and wipes it on teh walls

we need fax to write this song.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 07:58 PM
How can anyone not like DCS after that?

YOU'VE ARRIVED, PIMP MASTER!

Thank you, thank you very much.

I hear it as sort of a Rodgers and Hammerstein-type piece, complete with synchronized swimming.:D

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 08:01 PM
Thank you, thank you very much.

I hear it as sort of a Rodgers and Hammerstein-type piece, complete with synchronized swimming.:D

The swimmers will form this logo:

http://media.scout.com/media/image/56/560344.gif

booger
05-16-2009, 08:04 PM
when Palin runs again they will have Nick the Blogger instead of Joe the Plumber. Everyone will laugh histerically and call him an assclown.

keg in kc
05-16-2009, 08:08 PM
claythan got big on burgers and fries
now he writes for WPIAnybody who quotes subway commercials - ESPECIALLY that one - should get punched in the face.

booger
05-16-2009, 08:12 PM
Anybody who quotes subway commercials - ESPECIALLY that one - should get punched in the face.

hey man its gonna have a cool drum intro and kick ass guitar licks.

booger
05-16-2009, 08:13 PM
plus it's supposed to be cheesy. Like all childrens songs.

Skip Towne
05-16-2009, 08:14 PM
Now all WPI needs is RoR to provide his witty commentary.

Raised On Riots
05-16-2009, 08:51 PM
The swimmers will form this logo:

http://media.scout.com/media/image/56/560344.gif

I like it. Book it!

Now all WPI needs is RoR to provide his witty commentary.

It would certainly be more entertaining than "Skip Towne's Crochety Arrowhead".

This weeks topic:

"Metamucil and You; keeping regular during games that go to OT".

Count Zarth
05-16-2009, 08:52 PM
ROR hits another HR ROFL

BigMeatballDave
05-16-2009, 08:53 PM
Awesome! Just what we needed. Another mecca thread...

Mecca
05-16-2009, 08:54 PM
Awesome! Just what we needed. Another mecca thread...

My 15 minutes of fame isn't over yet!