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05-17-2009, 11:06 AM
Pelosi + Haiku = Pelosiku
posted at 4:22 pm on May 15, 2009 by Jim Treacher

I knew I knew not
And I didnít know I knew
Now my face implodes


Whatís this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Letís try the left one


As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
ďIím a lying [bleep]Ē


I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what Iíll say next


Iíve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift


My nose doesnít grow
(Way too much rhinoplasty)
But my stitches twitch


Lefty blogs confused
Theyíll opine on me, after
Rahmís conference call


Whoís nervous? Not me
Iíve looked like this ever since
They cut up my face


I own some vineyards
Which will give me a good place
To store my sour grapes


Waterboarding stinks
I thought it would moisturize
But my face pruned up

05-17-2009, 11:11 AM
Not bad but not all fit the definition of a haiku do they...been a long while since i had to know that...

05-17-2009, 03:01 PM
Funny....Fancy Nancy should go down, if NorCal is paying attention.

05-17-2009, 10:33 PM
Mideast Irony
Woman covered high and low
camel yes, toe no

05-17-2009, 10:39 PM
Ethical Congress,
Maybe was an oversell,
Why so serious?

Ultra Peanut
05-17-2009, 10:40 PM
I am obsessed, 'cause
This is a woman who reps
The team that is blue

05-17-2009, 10:42 PM
Waterboarding sucks.
My vagina feels sandy.
Is is what Is is.

05-17-2009, 10:44 PM
I am obsessed, 'cause
This is a woman who reps
The team that is blue

Dude - you need to share the shrooms.

05-17-2009, 10:47 PM
My eyes are buggy.
I talk incoherently.
Suck at being smart.

Ultra Peanut
05-17-2009, 10:51 PM
Velvet is a bad
poster, pee pee poo poo

05-17-2009, 10:51 PM
When did I know it?
Certainly not as it seems.
Documentation sucks.

05-17-2009, 10:52 PM
Velvet is a bad
poster, pee pee poo poo

This is not a haiku so apparently you are being stupid as usual.

Ultra Peanut
05-17-2009, 10:53 PM

05-17-2009, 10:56 PM
Obama was UP’s Vote.
Stupid UP was Stupid.
Now get over it.

05-17-2009, 11:01 PM

This is a haiku thread. Its hard to Haiku in video. You turned it up to 11 didn't you son-of-a-bitch.

05-18-2009, 07:49 AM
Speaker with bad face
Has foot and crow in her mouth
Blames the C.I.A.

05-19-2009, 07:50 AM
Not haiku, but still a poem....

From Mike Huckabee's website. He's credited with writing it.

Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn't mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There's room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She's either unwilling to tell the truth, or she's mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.