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Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 01:04 AM
So I get's done watching "Breaking Bad"( awesome episode. AWESOME I say. ), and flip ahead one channel to Ha-Ha Central.

And there's Dane's new to-do. His homosexual lisp is getting quite prevalent. No wonder he got the gig with Jessica Alba in "Good luck Chuck"; he is of no sexual threat whatsoever.

Well, that's it.

Mecca
05-18-2009, 01:12 AM
I watched his thing on comedy central....

I thought his bit about people who hate him was pretty good.

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 01:17 AM
I watched his thing on comedy central....

I thought his bit about people who hate him was pretty good.

Don't let your feelings of persecution overshadow your good taste and common sense my friend.

KCChiefsMan
05-18-2009, 01:24 AM
at least he's not as bad as Carlos Mencia

googlegoogle
05-18-2009, 01:26 AM
the justin timberlake of comedy.

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 01:27 AM
at least he's not as bad as Carlos Mencia


A 40 second clip of Mencia taking a diarrheal, burrito-shit with goofy facial expressions is more ha-ha than Cook can muster in 30 minutes.

And that's a fact.

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 01:28 AM
the justin timberlake of comedy.

I actually respect Timberlake more than Cook.

KCChiefsMan
05-18-2009, 01:39 AM
I actually respect Timberlake more than Cook.

I have a lot of respect for timberlake, he's a talented guy

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 01:44 AM
A 40 second clip of Mencia taking a diarrheal, burrito-shit with goofy facial expressions is more ha-ha than Cook can muster in 30 minutes.

And that's a fact.


Difference being mencia would have stole that gig.

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 01:45 AM
I have a lot of respect for timberlake, he's a talented guy

If you've ever had a man card it needs to be handed over now.

KCChiefsMan
05-18-2009, 01:49 AM
If you've ever had a man card it needs to be handed over now.

I didnt say I was a fan, but I can admit he's talented. Give credit where it's due.

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 02:03 AM
Difference being mencia would have stole that gig.

And it would STILL be funnier, theft or not.

ThaVirus
05-18-2009, 09:39 PM
I didnt say I was a fan, but I can admit he's talented. Give credit where it's due.

I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.

Thig Lyfe
05-18-2009, 09:41 PM
Difference being mencia would have stole that gig.

So would Cook.

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 09:41 PM
I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.Thirded. I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.

Fruit Ninja
05-18-2009, 09:49 PM
I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.

Yep, i agree. Dude can sing wether you like his style or not. I like metal/rap, so his style doesnt fit into my likings, but he can sing. I seen a few movies with him acting and he did a damned good job there as well.

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 09:55 PM
Yep, i agree. Dude can sing wether you like his style or not. I like metal/rap, so his style doesnt fit into my likings, but he can sing. I seen a few movies with him acting and he did a damned good job there as well.Alpha Dog was pretty decent, and he was the best thing about it.

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 10:26 PM
Thirded. I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.

I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.



Glad you guys came to terms with your sexuality.


:D

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 10:28 PM
Glad you guys came to terms with your sexuality.


:DSay. How you doin'?

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 10:31 PM
Say. How you doin'?

Doing great but dont get all worked up...


You're not my type.

:D

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 10:33 PM
Doing great but dont get all worked up...


You're not my type.

:D

ROFL

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 10:43 PM
Doing great but dont get all worked up...


You're not my type.

:DDamn the luck. Figured maybe I could pull some free pizza.

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 11:31 PM
Damn the luck. Figured maybe I could pull some free pizza.

Aw hell. You could pull free pizza anytime, bro. it's just that's all I prefer to be pulled on me.

Reaper16
05-18-2009, 11:46 PM
Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 11:51 PM
Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

1)True
2)True
3)True
4)True---if you have a vagina

Reaper16
05-18-2009, 11:52 PM
1)True
2)True
3)True
4)True---if you have a vagina
Nice sig, brah.

Raised On Riots
05-18-2009, 11:53 PM
Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

How the fuck can you judge his delivery when his material is SO God awful that you can't stand to listen to it?!

WRONG! I can watch and listen to a Mencia gig, warts and all. I can not say the same for Douche Crook.

Dick Bull
05-18-2009, 11:54 PM
Nice sig, brah.


Well I'm not kidding about it at all. I plan on using some strong language like darn and poop.

Reaper16
05-18-2009, 11:57 PM
How the fuck can you judge his delivery when his material is SO God awful that you can't stand to listen to it?!

WRONG! I can watch and listen to a Mencia gig, warts and all. I can not say the same for Douche Crook.
Because I can watch and listen to bad things to judge them. Case in point: the Kansas City Chiefs of recent vintage.

As to the second point, I disagree with you so much as to make the sentences you type repulsive to me at this moment.

Every joke that Menica tells is: *insert racial stereotype here* "Oooooooh! Was that shocking? Did I offend you?" Nothing intellectual at all about his race humor. And he doesn't have Cook's delivery to help it go down smooth. They're both garbage comics, though.

Reaper16
05-18-2009, 11:58 PM
Well I'm not kidding about it at all. I plan on using some strong language like darn and poop.
You know he got cut by the Lions, right?

Mecca
05-19-2009, 12:03 AM
Dane Cooks popularity has alot to do with his ability to completely control the room mixed with being extremely polarizing.

Not to mention his style alone will appeal to frat guys and any male under 20 and his look appeals to women, so that right away is a huge demo.

He's an extremely smart guy when you take all of what he does into account.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 12:04 AM
Because I can watch and listen to bad things to judge them. Case in point: the Kansas City Chiefs of recent vintage.

As to the second point, I disagree with you so much as to make the sentences you type repulsive to me at this moment.

Every joke that Menica tells is: *insert racial stereotype here* "Oooooooh! Was that shocking? Did I offend you?" Nothing intellectual at all about his race humor. And he doesn't have Cook's delivery to help it go down smooth. They're both garbage comics, though.

If you call "delivery" being dragged behind a carriage for four miles only to reach a conclusion that makes you want to kill the driver and his horses "great pacing", then you need's a new stop watch.

WHAT IS "intellectual race humor"? Please, elaborate!

Reaper16
05-19-2009, 12:08 AM
WHAT IS "intellectual race humor"? Please, elaborate!
Compare Chappelle's Show to Mencia's act. Dave Chappelle was a brilliant artist. While much of Dave's humor is about race, it is about it in a way that is deep on multiple levels. There was always an intellectual depth underneath Dave's stuff. I feel like I am typing "the sky appears blue," by the way, because this is so obvious to me.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 12:12 AM
Dane Cooks popularity has alot to do with his ability to completely control the room mixed with being extremely polarizing.

Not to mention his style alone will appeal to frat guys and any male under 20 and his look appeals to women, so that right away is a huge demo.

He's an extremely smart guy when you take all of what he does into account.

WHAT THE FUCK IS "POLARIZING" ABOUT SHIT MATERIAL?!?!?
CARLIN, was polarizing!
Micheal Moore, is polarizing!

Dane Cook is a fucking nancy boy who doesn't even pander to the lowest common denominator because he IS the lowest common denominator!

But I'll agree with you that his audience is comprised of douchebags named "Vinny" trying to get in to their dates pants.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 12:13 AM
Compare Chappelle's Show to Mencia's act. Dave Chappelle was a brilliant artist. While much of Dave's humor is about race, it is about it in a way that is deep on multiple levels. There was always an intellectual depth underneath Dave's stuff. I feel like I am typing "the sky appears blue," by the way, because this is so obvious to me.

Okay, I'll buy that. Now pipe down; I gotta' watch Priest Holmes kill some n00bs!:cuss:

Dick Bull
05-19-2009, 12:48 AM
You know he got cut by the Lions, right?


Yep, I also know priest holmes was an undrafted free agent.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 12:53 AM
Yep, I also know priest holmes was an undrafted free agent.

Priest was the only "shining light" for me in the Vermeil era. He's the kind of guy you wish you could clone and growth-accelerate.

A class act that could perform, entertain, and win. We need more of those.

Mecca
05-19-2009, 12:55 AM
The reaction you're giving him is what makes him polarizing whether you love him or hate him you have a passionate opinion.

That is far better than no one caring about you.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 01:05 AM
The reaction you're giving him is what makes him polarizing whether you love him or hate him you have a passionate opinion.

That is far better than no one caring about you.

Or, has the wide-spread criticism hit his ego, and now he's becoming defensive?

Dick Bull
05-19-2009, 01:08 AM
Priest was the only "shining light" for me in the Vermeil era. He's the kind of guy you wish you could clone and growth-accelerate.

A class act that could perform, entertain, and win. We need more of those.



I dunno, waters did good, LJ did good, jared allen did good

Fruit Ninja
05-19-2009, 02:14 AM
Bottom line, like him or hate him, he's making alot of money. Kudos to him. Make your cash.

MoreLemonPledge
05-19-2009, 05:04 AM
Dane Cook makes fun of mentally challenged people and I'm not mentally challenged! I think that's hilarious!

CoMoChief
05-19-2009, 08:19 AM
I watched his thing on comedy central....

I thought his bit about people who hate him was pretty good.

Dane Cook's a loser. Never have I laughed at anything he's ever done.

Same with Carlos Mencia.