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Redrum_69
05-18-2009, 10:48 AM
Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

Buehler445
05-18-2009, 10:50 AM
I speed a lot and don't turn myself in.
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kaplin42
05-18-2009, 10:51 AM
This should end well...

Douche Baggins
05-18-2009, 10:52 AM
I stole some CCG cards from a comic shop when I was like 16. I got shitty pulls, though.

MIAdragon
05-18-2009, 10:52 AM
Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

WTF would you report a crime you committed?

Scorp
05-18-2009, 10:53 AM
First of all ........lets say I did something illegal, why the f*ck would i report it? The goal of doing something illegal sure as hell isn't to go to jail.

MIAdragon
05-18-2009, 10:54 AM
Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

badgirl
05-18-2009, 10:56 AM
I can see it now " uh officer, I just snorted a shit load of cocaine back there at the red light and I have a kilo in the trunk, Just thought I'd let ya know" :D

Scorp
05-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly,

I didn't know you were a farmer. LMAO

badgirl
05-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?

You shouldn't even mention that.:eek:

Oh wait I thought you said you plowed your own mom in the ass, my bad. :D

Pablo
05-18-2009, 11:01 AM
loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

El Jefe
05-18-2009, 11:01 AM
Have you ever committed a crime and never reported it and what was it? It could be anything that breaks the law. Stealing as a kid and not knowing better. Outrunning the local cops on gravel roads...etc

This is retarded, why would you report yourself? Yeah let's outrun the cops, and then call them and report myself. I remeber that time I stole a kids crayons in elementary school, and decided to walk myself down to the principals and turn myself in WTF would be the point in that. The point is to not get caught, not turn yourself in after you already got away with it.

Buck
05-18-2009, 11:03 AM
:bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong:

sedated
05-18-2009, 11:04 AM
I commit crimes on a daily basis, and have never once considered turning myself in.

luv
05-18-2009, 11:04 AM
loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

needed something so bad you can't sleep at night?

Crush
05-18-2009, 11:18 AM
Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?


Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

MIAdragon
05-18-2009, 11:22 AM
Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

Very true.

BigCatDaddy
05-18-2009, 11:24 AM
I stole a sweet lap top.. Didn't report it.

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 11:36 AM
It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

badgirl
05-18-2009, 11:37 AM
It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

KC native
05-18-2009, 11:54 AM
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HemiEd
05-18-2009, 11:59 AM
Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

badgirl
05-18-2009, 12:12 PM
Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

:doh!: Thank God, I was starting to get worried.:D

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 12:16 PM
:doh!: Thank God, I was starting to get worried.:D

Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

badgirl
05-18-2009, 12:17 PM
Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Katipan
05-18-2009, 12:23 PM
Never.

But I think about it all the time.

Mr. Plow
05-18-2009, 12:24 PM
Wait, I plowed your mom in the ass repeatedly, IIRC sodomy may still be illegal. Should I report that?


I've had all your mothers.

Sully
05-18-2009, 02:09 PM
When my parents got divorced, my mom started working at a Burger King.
She'd bring home those big shopping sacks (the kind you get at a mall with the twine handles) full of whoppers, and throw them in the freezer. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, that's all we'd have to eat, normally.

Mom, what's for dinner?
Warm up a couple of burgers.
Mom, i'm hungry...
Grab a whopper, son...I'm going to work.

So I grew up on Blue Ridge, about 2 blocks from the 7-11 on 107th.
I'd go there nearly every day, and took all kinds of junk food. Stuffed in in my clothes, ate it while I was there (playing the Off Road video game), etc.
I probably stole hundreds of dollars in strawberry milk and Reese's PB Cups.

Once I moved in with my dad, a few years later, I never really did much to get in trouble.
One time, I accidentally left a QT without paying for my gas. I actually went back the next day and gave them the money. They looked at me like I was crazy.

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 02:14 PM
I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Yes, but I talked my way through it.

Ebolapox
05-18-2009, 02:16 PM
You shouldn't even mention that.:eek:

Oh wait I thought you said you plowed your own mom in the ass, my bad. :D

are you retarded?

he said 'your,' not 'my.'

stumppy
05-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Pfffft Daily, wut of it ?

badgirl
05-18-2009, 02:17 PM
are you retarded?

he said 'your,' not 'my.'

Are you the one who is retarded didn't you read the second line of my post you frigging moron.

Arsonist
05-18-2009, 02:18 PM
I commit crimes on a daily basis, and have never once considered turning myself in.

^

cmh6476
05-18-2009, 02:21 PM
I used to open the Topps baseball cards when I was a kid at the store just for the gum inside.


I hear our County Sheriff may have been at a gambling party in town last week, where there was actually an armed robbery that happenned and a bunch of the gamblers were robbed. Lots of rumors floating around town right now actually.

bevischief
05-18-2009, 03:30 PM
Besides driving without my seat belt, glasses and speeding...

Mile High Mania
05-18-2009, 03:33 PM
As a kid, I stole a few things, but I didn't know any better... as a teen, I outran some cops on a gravel road. I ran with scissors once... not sure that is a crime though.

MIAdragon
05-18-2009, 03:35 PM
I used to open the Topps baseball cards when I was a kid at the store just for the gum inside.


I hear our County Sheriff may have been at a gambling party in town last week, where there was actually an armed robbery that happenned and a bunch of the gamblers were robbed. Lots of rumors floating around town right now actually.

That was some of the nastiest shit ever.

Mile High Mania
05-18-2009, 03:35 PM
I think 99.5% of the population has done something as a child that was illegal, stealing a piece of candy from a store... stupid stuff like that, but I don't know that it's worth a thread.

There are some things from my high school and college years that would make for fun discussions... but, sharing them here? Not a chance.

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 03:36 PM
I ran with scissors once... not sure that is a crime though.

But the real question is, have you ever removed the label from a mattress?

Mile High Mania
05-18-2009, 03:39 PM
But the real question is, have you ever removed the label from a mattress?

Seriously, why would I ever admit to that... are you insane? No, no no no... I would never do something so crazy like that.

Douche Baggins
05-18-2009, 03:41 PM
as a teen, I outran some cops on a gravel road..

Bet your heart was pounding.

What'd you dust them in?

BigVE
05-18-2009, 03:43 PM
I have used my cellphone while driving .

Mile High Mania
05-18-2009, 03:43 PM
Bet your heart was pounding.

What'd you dust them in?

A juiced up John Deere...

Douche Baggins
05-18-2009, 03:44 PM
A juiced up John Deere...

ROFL

Were the cops on foot?

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 03:45 PM
Seriously, why would I ever admit to that... are you insane? No, no no no... I would never do something so crazy like that.
They might track your IP, then you would be fucked.

FishingRod
05-18-2009, 03:47 PM
My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.

luv
05-18-2009, 03:47 PM
I have used my cellphone while driving .

I'll one up you. I've texted while driving over the speed limit.

BigVE
05-18-2009, 03:49 PM
I'll one up you. I've texted while driving over the speed limit.

Oh yea....I have texted while driving a 5-speed and a drink in the other hand. THAT takes talent. (only once) :doh!:

luv
05-18-2009, 03:50 PM
Oh yea....I have texted while driving a 5-speed and a drink in the other hand. THAT takes talent. (only once) :doh!:

Okay. You've got me beat. I drive an automatic. :)

HemiEd
05-18-2009, 03:53 PM
My Brother found a car in the attic of his house after he bought it from an old Roommate. Long story but, I wasn't the one the borrowed the car or the one that put it there. I always wondered what happened to it after it disappeared from the Garage but I didn't ask because I didn't want to know. Neither of us asked asked where it went after my brother had him remove it from the attic either.

How in the heck do you get a car in the attic? I could get some of my 1/18 scale diecasts up there, but not much more.

badgirl
05-18-2009, 04:13 PM
Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

Hoover
05-18-2009, 04:17 PM
A couple of years ago I had my brothers white Ford F-150. I was driving it into the next town and met a city cop. I looked down and I was probably going 55 in a 35 or something. I new I was nailed. Any the street had two lanes of traffic in each direction, the cop was on the outside lane in his direction.

He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.

Douche Baggins
05-18-2009, 04:18 PM
Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

Prostitution.

Douche Baggins
05-18-2009, 04:19 PM
He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.

ROFL

Pwned!

badgirl
05-18-2009, 04:21 PM
Prostitution.

No, but you would think of something to do with sex, but no it was not anything to do with sex.:grr:

Hoover
05-18-2009, 04:26 PM
ROFL

Pwned!
LOL it was like I was in a episode of Dukes of Hazzard

Ebolapox
05-18-2009, 04:55 PM
Are you the one who is retarded didn't you read the second line of my post you frigging moron.

that was a nice edit, fwiw. it's good you know how to edit your posts, otherwise you'd REALLY be mocked as a complete fucking idiot.

Ebolapox
05-18-2009, 04:56 PM
Once, many years ago, I had to hide in the attic of my house while the police were downstairs asking about where I was, that was scary, I ended up running through a graveyard in the middle of the night to my sisters car that was waiting at a convient store. I will not tell of the crime. It was about 26 years ago.

too soon for an anne frank joke?

bevischief
05-18-2009, 05:01 PM
http://nolo.com/article.cfm/ObjectID/8F7C7F58-A292-433F-AE1E162E16B00023/catID/D80CF756-DBF6-432D-B625E7D1A29183D0/104/308/273/ART/

Chart: Statutes of Limitations in All 50 States
This might help liven things up.

bevischief
05-18-2009, 07:37 PM
There was this time we destroyed a golf course about 2am using their golf carts at least 8 (some take a better beating than others), and we had our own crash up derby at the same time and then driving them off course to crash into the creek bed when we were done. Took them a couple of days to discover all that we had destroyed. Of course lots of alcohol was involved.

This happened many moons ago...

In state and a golf course far, far, away...

Bwana
05-18-2009, 07:41 PM
WTF would you report a crime you committed?

THIS

What the hell?

bevischief
05-18-2009, 07:42 PM
Feeling guilty?

Saul Good
05-18-2009, 07:49 PM
No, but you would think of something to do with sex, but no it was not anything to do with sex.:grr:

C'mon, it's Claythan. Anything involving him even tangentially does not involve sex.

Delano
05-18-2009, 07:51 PM
The sega genesis station at the local retail store had a sign that said you could only play through the 15 minute demo of ALTERED BEAST one time per day. I broke that law SOOOOO many times and never reported it.

JOhn
05-18-2009, 08:03 PM
THIS

What the hell?

THIS AGAIN!!!!





Besides my PO might be reading this :D

Nzoner
05-18-2009, 08:08 PM
THIS AGAIN!!!!





Besides my PO might be reading this :D

I know Deputy Dawg does

JOhn
05-18-2009, 08:33 PM
I know Deputy Dawg does

:eek: