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Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 06:12 PM
personally, I think Jon is ball-less and Kate keeps his in her purse.

I watched the show a couple of times but couldn't stand his whimpy ass or her awful treatment of him and her kids.

This "woman" actually says "boys are icky" and three of her tups are boys.

the woman is crazy

what say you?

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/kate_gosselin_gets_in_on_the_f.php

booger
05-18-2009, 06:13 PM
i'd blow in her

chasedude
05-18-2009, 06:14 PM
More worthless crap on tv, that's what I say.

MoreLemonPledge
05-18-2009, 06:14 PM
Who's Jon and Kate?

booger
05-18-2009, 06:14 PM
or on her. depending on birth control methods.

Dicky McElephant
05-18-2009, 06:14 PM
Even my fiance thinks she's a bitch. He's a spineless little fuck though.

Delano
05-18-2009, 06:15 PM
What does 'tups' mean?

Donger
05-18-2009, 06:16 PM
While Jon is pretty cute, I'd not hit him.

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 06:17 PM
What does 'tups' mean?

she has a set of twins and a set of sextuplets

thus "tups"

Al Bundy
05-18-2009, 06:18 PM
Who's Jon and Kate?

Some show my bitch watches. It's those 2 ****heads plus 8 little kids. Kind of Eight is enough minus the personalities.

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 06:19 PM
vile raging harpy

Spott
05-18-2009, 06:19 PM
I'm glad I'm not that dude having to be stuck living with that nagging bitch and 8 kids.

Thig Lyfe
05-18-2009, 06:20 PM
Even my fiance thinks she's a bitch. He's a spineless little fuck though.

That about sums it up.

MoreLemonPledge
05-18-2009, 06:20 PM
I'm glad I'm not that dude having to be stuck living with that nagging bitch and 8 kids.

Imagine the child support.

Spott
05-18-2009, 06:23 PM
Imagine the child support.

No kidding. Even if the guy left her, he'd have 8 child support payments to make every month plus alimony after she took half of what he already had. He's stuck with that evil wench forever, but maybe he should have thought about that before they decided to have 8 freaking kids.

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 06:25 PM
No kidding. Even if the guy left her, he'd have 8 child support payments to make every month plus alimony after she took half of what he already had. He's stuck with that evil wench forever, but maybe he should have thought about that before they decided to have 8 freaking kids.

I really don't think he had much say in that matter....she manipulated that whole situation

prhom
05-18-2009, 06:46 PM
I just think he's given up and knows that he's going to be the one who is villified if he stood up to her or initiated a divorce. SHe's terrible, and I couldn't get past the nagging.

Joie
05-18-2009, 06:48 PM
Their kids are cute as hell. Too bad the parents don't ever seem happy. She's a bitch and he just looks beat down.

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 06:54 PM
The kids are very adorable, but will probably need YEARS of therapy after having that biotch for a mom

Dad tries, but kate hardly lets his set out of her purse. Heck, bet she even has them locked down while she is banging her "body guard"

Mr. Krab
05-18-2009, 06:59 PM
Kate...shrew or I'd hit it
Why can't it be both? She's a hot shrew and i'd hit it "grudge ****" style. Maybe start with a few in the backdoor to get her attention. :hump:

bogey
05-18-2009, 07:02 PM
The best thing about them is the editors.

the Talking Can
05-18-2009, 07:04 PM
you could land a plane in her and she wouldn't notice


no thanks

bogey
05-18-2009, 07:06 PM
Speaking for myself, I like Jon. During their interviews, he's able to give a look that tells me he knows he's with a crazy woman.

Skip Towne
05-18-2009, 07:09 PM
What show is this?

bogey
05-18-2009, 07:13 PM
It's on one of the cable networks, maybe lifetime? It's a "reality" show about a man and a woman that have twins and sextuplets(sp).

luv
05-18-2009, 07:15 PM
At least he gets to leave for work. She's got six kids all the same age that aren't in school yet. Gotta run a tight ship, or everything will go to hell. She doesn't need to let that be an excuse to treat her husband like one of her children, though.

luv
05-18-2009, 07:15 PM
It's on one of the cable networks, maybe lifetime? It's a "reality" show about a man and a woman that have twins and sextuplets(sp).

TLC last time I watched it.

bogey
05-18-2009, 07:18 PM
TLC last time I watched it.

You're probably right.

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 07:22 PM
At least he gets to leave for work. She's got six kids all the same age that aren't in school yet. Gotta run a tight ship, or everything will go to hell. She doesn't need to let that be an excuse to treat her husband like one of her children, though.

he doesn't work and she is gone more than he is


for some eye opening look at the blog gosslins without pity WOW

Fairplay
05-18-2009, 07:22 PM
A boat load of money would have most of us getting our own pitiful family filmed for all to see on tv.

"Bob" Dobbs
05-18-2009, 07:22 PM
worthless w/o pics.

Joie
05-18-2009, 07:24 PM
Speaking for myself, I like Jon. During their interviews, he's able to give a look that tells me he knows he's with a crazy woman.

If he knew she was crazy why did he agree to in vitro....twice?:spock:

luv
05-18-2009, 07:25 PM
he doesn't work and she is gone more than he is


for some eye opening look at the blog gosslins without pity WOW

Just goes to show I haven't watched it in a few years. Last time I watched it, he was some sort of IT person or something like that. My bad.

bogey
05-18-2009, 07:26 PM
If he knew she was crazy why did he agree to in vitro....twice?:spock:

crazy begets crazy

Joie
05-18-2009, 07:28 PM
Just goes to show I haven't watched it in a few years. Last time I watched it, he was some sort of IT person or something like that. My bad.

That's what I thought, too.

Mr. Krab
05-18-2009, 07:29 PM
At least he gets to leave for work. She's got six kids all the same age that aren't in school yet. Gotta run a tight ship, or everything will go to hell. She doesn't need to let that be an excuse to treat her husband like one of her children, though.
Your exactly right except for you need to reverse He/She. He's the one that takes care of shit and she is the "man".

Thig Lyfe
05-18-2009, 07:33 PM
It's on right now.

Delano
05-18-2009, 07:36 PM
worthless w/o pics.

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/96/68/l35a50c160000_1_27986.jpg

Iowanian
05-18-2009, 07:36 PM
Brideowanian watches that sometimes.

Hit it with a brick, finish it with fire.

On the other hand...anyone chasing that many young kids in circles is certain to become insane and grumpy.

Fairplay
05-18-2009, 07:36 PM
Quick! Turn your channels to Jon and Kate plus 8.

Lets see if she wigs out on him.

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 07:38 PM
Quick! Turn your channels to Jon and Kate plus 8.

Lets see if she wigs out on him.

thats a given


any show many times

Deberg_1990
05-18-2009, 07:38 PM
kate is kinda hot. Id hit it.

Joie
05-18-2009, 07:39 PM
http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/96/68/l35a50c160000_1_27986.jpg

And I thought I was huge :eek:

Gracie Dean
05-18-2009, 07:40 PM
good lord, that looks just painful!!!

Delano
05-18-2009, 07:40 PM
And I thought I was huge :eek:

She has her husband under the sheet she is wearing.

MahiMike
05-18-2009, 08:54 PM
Can't believe these people are so-called celebrities. All the families out there and these guys get a free ride on everything. She gets a set of store-boughts, he gets a hair transplant and all of a sudden they go Hollywood.

What crap. These kids are doomed.

KCChiefsMan
05-18-2009, 10:18 PM
I dont even know who that bitch is

aturnis
05-18-2009, 10:38 PM
he doesn't work and she is gone more than he is


for some eye opening look at the blog gosslins without pity WOW

I thought he was an engineer.

Fairplay
05-18-2009, 11:18 PM
Jon better not divorce that bitch. Can you imagine what percent of his pay would go to child support?

Good god! :eek:

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 11:22 PM
I'd shrew it.

Fairplay
05-18-2009, 11:37 PM
This "woman" actually says "boys are icky" and three of her tups are boys.

the woman is crazy

what say you?


If i were the boys i would keep being icky. Pee all over the stool, fart and burp out loud, turn on sports channels. Chug one of dads beers. Screw it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-18-2009, 11:50 PM
Is this one of those stupid fucking unreal "reality" shows?

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 11:56 PM
Is this one of those stupid ****ing unreal "reality" shows?I've only seen it a couple of times, when flipping around. It seems pretty real. (and very depressing).

acesn8s
05-19-2009, 02:57 AM
Jon better not divorce that bitch. Can you imagine what percent of his pay would go to child support?

Good god! :eek:50%

acesn8s
05-19-2009, 02:59 AM
I thought they were separated? Didn't he get busted with some chick he met at a bar?

Blick
05-19-2009, 03:36 AM
I liked the show when I watched it with my ex. I haven't seen it in a while though. They seemed as normal as you could be having to deal with that many young kids.

Ultra Peanut
05-19-2009, 04:11 AM
While Jon is pretty cute, I'd not hit him.Word, except I'd totally do him.

loochy
05-19-2009, 09:33 AM
worthless w/o pics.

This is them.

http://www.listown.com/images/group/200903/jon-and-kate-20090317031449.jpg

I think shes pretty good looking, but you know that underneath those clothes she's got to be all saggy with extra skin and stuff. She's also sure to be all stretched out down below.


And shes a crazy psycho bitch.

I watch this with my girlfriend all of the time.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 09:42 AM
Jon and Kate plus 8 inches.

luv
05-19-2009, 09:44 AM
This is them.

http://www.listown.com/images/group/200903/jon-and-kate-20090317031449.jpg

I think shes pretty good looking, but you know that underneath those clothes she's got to be all saggy with extra skin and stuff. She's also sure to be all stretched out down below.


And shes a crazy psycho bitch.

I watch this with my girlfriend all of the time.

She did. There was an episode where she showed it. I think they paid for her to have surgery, though.

Frazod
05-19-2009, 09:46 AM
She did. There was an episode where she showed it. I think they paid for her to have surgery, though.

I believe they're using the excess skin as a grill cover.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 09:57 AM
I believe they're using the excess skin as a grill cover.They fancied a rather large purse from the excess skin.

John's balls fit rather well in their new home. A little better than the mayonnaise jar under the bed though.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 10:02 AM
And for all the people that say she's such a bitch.

Uh..she has has 8 fucking children. I'd love to see some of y'alls excellent demeanor's if you had 8 children. If she comes off as high strung and seems to nag all the damn time, well, once again; 8 children.

Sure, John is a total push-over, but I guarantee if one of them wasn't a total control freak/nag at all times, it would be damn near impossible to get shit done in that house.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:04 AM
I'd hit him....not her!

Katipan
05-19-2009, 10:33 AM
And for all the people that say she's such a bitch.

Uh..she has has 8 ****ing children. I'd love to see some of y'alls excellent demeanor's if you had 8 children. If she comes off as high strung and seems to nag all the damn time, well, once again; 8 children.

Did you see her coupon rant?

That has nothing to do with being a mother. She's just a controlling bitch.

ChiTown
05-19-2009, 10:36 AM
She's just a controlling bitch.

Also known as C UNT

loochy
05-19-2009, 10:45 AM
For any of you that actually watch this, has anyone noticed that she is getting more and more "hollywood"? The show is becoming about her now and not about the kids. The kids are what made the show funny. FU attention whore bitchy lady with flappy 'gina lips.

Ari Chi3fs
05-19-2009, 10:47 AM
Jon and Kate plus 8 inches.

8 inches of meat flaps... ROFL

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:47 AM
Did you see her coupon rant?

That has nothing to do with being a mother. She's just a controlling bitch.

exactly.....I want to strangle her sometimes and not in a good way.

luv
05-19-2009, 10:49 AM
The question in my mind is if she was like that before having all of the children? If not, shame on her. If so, shame on Jon for going along with it.

Donger
05-19-2009, 10:51 AM
It's becoming apparent you females are just jealous that you are not a baby Pez dispenser.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:53 AM
It's becoming apparent you females are just jealous that you are not a baby Pez dispenser.

This is it, exactly. No matter how many times I've had sex, I've only come up with one child out of it. I'm such a failure!!!!!

Brock
05-19-2009, 10:55 AM
She's a useless bitch. So is he, actually.

luv
05-19-2009, 10:55 AM
This is it, exactly. No matter how many times I've had sex, I've only come up with one child out of it. I'm such a failure!!!!!

See, I view it from the flip side of the coin. No matter how many times I've had sex (which isn't that many times), I haven't had any kids. I'm a success!

Of course, my goal was to not have kids, so take that for what it's worth. :)

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:56 AM
See, I view it from the flip side of the coin. No matter how many times I've had sex (which isn't that many times), I haven't had any kids. I'm a success!

Of course, my goal was to not have kids, so take that for what it's worth. :)

You do know I was joking, right?

Katipan
05-19-2009, 10:56 AM
exactly.....I want to strangle her sometimes and not in a good way.

Did you see her force corn rows onto her kids? I think MAYBE one of the little girls wanted to do it. The rest cried and were bribed.

I get that she wanted their hair out of their faces but every hear of barettes, hair ties and headbands??

Katipan
05-19-2009, 10:57 AM
You do know I was joking, right?

I got pregnant from anal so I beat both of you.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:58 AM
Did you see her force corn rows onto her kids? I think MAYBE one of the little girls wanted to do it. The rest cried and were bribed.

I get that she wanted their hair out of their faces but every hear of barettes, hair ties and headbands??

Yes.....I wanted to punch her through the screen. THEY DON'T WANT THEIR FREAKING FOREHEADS STRETCHED TO THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS!!!!!

luv
05-19-2009, 10:58 AM
You do know I was joking, right?

No, I'm a complete idiot.


[/sarcasm]

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:58 AM
I got pregnant from anal so I beat both of you.


OMG!!!! I KNEW that wasn't good enough birth control!

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:00 AM
No, I'm a complete idiot.


[/sarcasm]


I'm not badgirl, Luv, I'm sure she'll be along soon though. Don't waste it here.

sedated
05-19-2009, 11:00 AM
I’m sorry that I actually know who these people are. They aren’t special, they just shit out a bunch of kids.

I didn’t watch the show before, I won’t watch it now, and regret that I clicked in this thread and wasted 30 seconds reading about a couple of nobodies.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:02 AM
Yes.....I wanted to punch her through the screen. THEY DON'T WANT THEIR FREAKING FOREHEADS STRETCHED TO THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS!!!!!

You have to hate Jon too for allowing it.

Well I wouldn't presume to tell you how to feel but dammit. What a dumbass.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:03 AM
You have to hate Jon too for allowing it.

Well I wouldn't presume to tell you how to feel but dammit. What a dumbass.

When I found out about his cheating on her, I was like, of course he is.....why wouldn't he? I actually had respect for him for doing it.

loochy
05-19-2009, 11:04 AM
You have to hate Jon too for allowing it.

Well I wouldn't presume to tell you how to feel but dammit. What a dumbass.

He's too busy eating twinkies and sneaking out with college girls to care.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:05 AM
I’m sorry that I actually know who these people are. They aren’t special, they just shit out a bunch of kids.

I didn’t watch the show before, I won’t watch it now, and regret that I clicked in this thread and wasted 30 seconds reading about a couple of nobodies.

What about the 2 hours you spent drafting that post?

loochy
05-19-2009, 11:07 AM
They aren’t special, they just shit out a bunch of kids.

Is that better or worse than shitting out a bunch of shit? Shitting out a bunch of shit - that's what I do.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 11:08 AM
When I found out about his cheating on her, I was like, of course he is.....why wouldn't he? I actually had respect for him for doing it.How LOLriffic would it be if the chick John was banging was taking some sort of super fertility pills like Kate was, and he ended up with another 4 babies or something like that?

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:08 AM
Is that better or worse than shitting out a bunch of shit? Shitting out a bunch of shit - that's what I do.

I see a reality show in your future.

loochy
05-19-2009, 11:09 AM
I see a reality show in your future.

Loochy and Kate Plus 8 - starring Loochy, Kate, and 8 Cosby kids at the waterpark.

luv
05-19-2009, 11:10 AM
I'm not badgirl, Luv, I'm sure she'll be along soon though. Don't waste it here.

I was presuming that's who you thought I was was...lol.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:29 AM
I was presuming that's who you thought I was was...lol.

Don't make me want to come through the screen and punch you too, damn it! ;)

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:31 AM
Don't make me want to come through the screen and punch you too, damn it! ;)

You're my favorite portal to God.

luv
05-19-2009, 11:32 AM
Don't make me want to come through the screen and punch you too, damn it! ;)

I only have myself to blame. I can't compete with the witty comebacks.

Donger
05-19-2009, 11:32 AM
This is it, exactly. No matter how many times I've had sex, I've only come up with one child out of it. I'm such a failure!!!!!

Perhaps you should try harder.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:49 AM
I only have myself to blame. I can't compete with the witty comebacks.

BUT.

You have big boobs.

So it's cool.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:51 AM
BUT.

You have big boobs.

So it's cool.

Oh honey, i was just kidding. You know that.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:51 AM
Oh honey, i was just kidding. You know that.

I got something else for you to hold onto.

luv
05-19-2009, 11:53 AM
BUT.

You have big boobs.

So it's cool.

Yes. Yes, it is. :D

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:54 AM
I got something else for you to hold onto.

Ummmm....this is worthless without pics?

luv
05-19-2009, 11:56 AM
Ummmm....this is worthless without pics?

She knows how much you like pulling her......hair.

Donger
05-19-2009, 11:59 AM
I love women. They are just as loquacious on a message board as they are in person.

DeezNutz
05-19-2009, 12:01 PM
In real life they'd be fighting amongst themselves.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 12:45 PM
$20 says I know how that fight would end.

loochy
05-19-2009, 12:46 PM
$20 says I know how that fight would end.

With making out?

Donger
05-19-2009, 12:51 PM
$20 says I know how that fight would end.

Luv standing over you and Jilly, not unlike Ali over Liston.

DeezNutz
05-19-2009, 12:51 PM
$20 says I know how that fight would end.

Only $20?

That's good value. I'd encourage you to raise rates.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 01:01 PM
With the People's Elbow

Jilly
05-19-2009, 01:28 PM
$20 says I know how that fight would end.

Yeah, I'm a wimp. I would gladly lose. Gladly. :D

Katipan
05-19-2009, 01:31 PM
Yeah, I'm a wimp. I would gladly lose. Gladly. :D

Already going to hell, just pumping that gas.

DeezNutz
05-19-2009, 01:34 PM
Already going to hell, just pumping that gas.

Is that similar to pumping the grundel?

Jilly
05-19-2009, 02:05 PM
Already going to hell, just pumping that gas.

tease

Comanche
05-19-2009, 02:11 PM
See, I view it from the flip side of the coin. No matter how many times I've had sex (which isn't that many times), I haven't had any kids. I'm a success!

Of course, my goal was to not have kids, so take that for what it's worth. :)

No kids, what a surprise! :D

Comanche
05-19-2009, 02:15 PM
BUT.

You have big boobs.

So it's cool.

The best money can buy, no doubt!

tooge
05-19-2009, 02:15 PM
Yeah I'd nail her. More important though is how did that mongloid looking dude get her to begin with?

Joie
05-19-2009, 02:33 PM
Yeah I'd nail her. More important though is how did that mongloid looking dude get her to begin with?

She's a controlling bitch. Noone else was willing to marry her, have 8 kids over 2 pregnancies, and allow America into their home. Sex had nothing to do with it.

MagicHef
05-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Have any of you seen Table for 12? Compare those parents with Jon & Kate. Night and Day.

loochy
05-19-2009, 02:48 PM
Have any of you seen Table for 12? Compare those parents with Jon & Kate. Night and Day.

Yeah, but the important thing is this: is the mom hot?

Edit: the more I think about this, the more I don't expect she is.

MagicHef
05-19-2009, 02:59 PM
Yeah, but the important thing is this: is the mom hot?

Edit: the more I think about this, the more I don't expect she is.

Not particularly, but she does have the amazing ability to treat her husband, kids, and other people like they are humans.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 03:04 PM
Yeah I'd nail her. More important though is how did that mongloid looking dude get her to begin with?
She looked pretty average before she got all dolled up every week.

A make-up artist and personal stylists can make any decently average woman look appealing. I doubt John requires much make-up, but he gets it too I'm sure.

loochy
05-19-2009, 03:07 PM
She looked pretty average before she got all dolled up every week.

A make-up artist and personal stylists can make any decently average woman look appealing. I doubt John requires much make-up, but he gets it too I'm sure.

Yeah, she's all tan now too with her highlighted hair and big fashion sunglasses shopping at botiques for children's clothing instead of at Target like normal people.

tomahawk kid
05-19-2009, 03:09 PM
Supposedly John was fired from his previous job because he focused on getting freebies for his family instead of working.

loochy
05-19-2009, 03:12 PM
Supposedly John was fired from his previous job because he focused on getting freebies for his family instead of working.

Well in his defense, freebies for family and money from big time TV show > engineering job.

Gracie Dean
05-19-2009, 04:01 PM
rumor has it she started banging Stevie the body guard long before he was caught with the teeny boppers

tomahawk kid
05-19-2009, 04:02 PM
Well in his defense, freebies for family and money from big time TV show > engineering job.

I suppose - not sure that make's it right though.

Just quit your job and focus on building your brand as your full time job.

Dave Lane
05-19-2009, 04:27 PM
vile raging harpy

I could fix that...

They are always the easiest ones...

Bi_polar
05-19-2009, 04:44 PM
i'd blow in her

this.

-boog out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KCUnited
05-19-2009, 06:54 PM
You know that gut looks like a plate of spaghetti, I'd definitely hit it.

Deberg_1990
06-03-2009, 09:07 AM
Id hit it!

ct
06-03-2009, 09:23 AM
shrew, royal

stop watching the show

Rausch
06-03-2009, 09:29 AM
Can't stand the gunt.

She's in need of a serious hate-anal...

Skip Towne
06-03-2009, 09:34 AM
I'm surprised anybody watches this show. I certainly don't.

Jilly
06-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Id hit it!

I'm really starting to get questions about you. ;)

Consistent1
06-03-2009, 10:35 AM
I'm really starting to get questions about you. ;)


Why? I grant you that I know no context about the show and all. Please tell me that a bunch of dudes on this thread haven't said they would not nail that if they were single. I am basing it on that pic Deberg post, but that is pretty milfy stuff. Better than the wives a lot of guys no longer have sex with...lmao. She looks kind of like a poor mans victoria beckham from that. Hell, the body is probably more fun to play with.

Jilly
06-03-2009, 10:37 AM
Why? I grant you that I know no context about the show and all. Please tell me that a bunch of dudes on this thread haven't said they would not nail that if they were single. I am basing it on that pic Deberg post, but that is pretty milfy stuff. Better than the wives a lot of guys no longer have sex with...lmao. She looks kind of like a poor mans victoria beckham from that. Hell, the body is probably more fun to play with.

Doesn't the fact that she's a bitch trump all that? Really? Would you want to listen to her mouth? She'd have to be gagged 24-7 for me to hit it.

Consistent1
06-03-2009, 10:41 AM
Complaints and bitching only make the experience a little more rough.

Jilly
06-03-2009, 10:45 AM
Complaints and bitching only make the experience a little more rough.

Handcuffs do as well, but I'm not even sure that would help her situation.

Dicky McElephant
06-03-2009, 10:55 AM
Handcuffs do as well, but I'm not even sure that would help her situation.

I would need handcuffs and a ball gag.

Der Flöprer
06-03-2009, 10:56 AM
For Kate it would have to "surprise" sex. But I'd absolutely hit it.

Jilly
06-03-2009, 10:57 AM
I would need handcuffs and a ball gag.

Personally, I'd need a paper bag.

Dicky McElephant
06-03-2009, 10:59 AM
Personally, I'd need a paper bag.

You don't need a paper bag when she's face down in the bed.....and handcuffed so she can't turn around. Plus if she does.....just donkey punch her and finish up.

Jilly
06-03-2009, 11:04 AM
You don't need a paper bag when she's face down in the bed.....and handcuffed so she can't turn around. Plus if she does.....just donkey punch her and finish up.

I guess I need a strap on too, then.

Katipan
06-03-2009, 11:04 AM
For Kate it would have to "surprise" sex. But I'd absolutely hit it.

Like you tripped and fell in?

kepp
06-03-2009, 11:04 AM
I'm surprised anybody watches this show. I certainly don't.

My wife just started tivo'ing it, God help me. I told her I would absolutely not support that lady by watching it.

Frazod
06-03-2009, 11:08 AM
Like you tripped and fell in?

Reminds me of a joke too vulgar to repeat here, but the punch line is "If I could find my tractor, we could drive out!" :D

Dicky McElephant
06-03-2009, 11:09 AM
I guess I need a strap on too, then.

And a video camera......don't forget a video camera. :D

Jilly
06-03-2009, 11:14 AM
And a video camera......don't forget a video camera. :D

Good idea, always good to have something to knock her out with when I'm finished.

Katipan
06-03-2009, 11:25 AM
LMAO

Der Flöprer
06-03-2009, 11:33 AM
Like you tripped and fell in?

No, like you're expecting doggie style when suddenly you feel a cramp in your anus. :D

Deberg_1990
06-03-2009, 11:33 AM
I'm really starting to get questions about you. ;)

Granted, shes surgically enhanced, but who isnt these days??

She looks much better than she did 2 or 3 years ago when the show first started.

Der Flöprer
06-03-2009, 11:34 AM
No, like you're expecting doggie style when suddenly you feel a cramp in your anus. :D

SURPRISE!!!

Jilly
06-03-2009, 11:36 AM
Granted, shes surgically enhanced, but who isnt these days??

She looks much better than she did 2 or 3 years ago when the show first started.

If you mean those in show business, then I guess not many people.

I just really don't like her. It has EVERYTHING to do with what a freaking bitch she is. Because Victoria Beckham? Love her.

crazycoffey
06-03-2009, 12:21 PM
she doesn't do anything for me, and yes it's mostly the attitude, I've seen an episode or two, but she reminds me of my ex-wife, total control freak to the power of 10.

Mr. Krab
06-03-2009, 12:25 PM
No, like you're expecting doggie style when suddenly you feel a cramp in your anus. :D
Exactly ... pull the hair a little, drive it 'all-the-way-home'

squeal Kate, squeal.

She deserves the angry,power :hump:

Frazod
06-03-2009, 01:29 PM
she doesn't do anything for me, and yes it's mostly the attitude, I've seen an episode or two, but she reminds me of my ex-wife, total control freak to the power of 10.

Reminds me of an ex I had who was the same way. Thank God I never (a) married that one, or (b) knocked the bitch up. Let alone eight times. Sheesh.

Consistent1
06-03-2009, 02:41 PM
If you mean those in show business, then I guess not many people.

I just really don't like her. It has EVERYTHING to do with what a freaking bitch she is. Because Victoria Beckham? Love her.


You beez highz az a kite now, because Victoria B. is in such a good position money wise that she is 10000% the bitch this woman is. They both still look good. I thought this was about sex? I bet there are plenty saying no that have done much, much worse many times in real life. I don't give a fuck about the show.

Mr. Krab
06-03-2009, 03:08 PM
Reminds me of an ex I had who was the same way. Thank God I never (a) married that one, or (b) knocked the bitch up. Let alone eight times. Sheesh.
To be fair to Jon, i believe he only knocked her up twice. Twins the first time and sextuplets the second time.

Talk about karma kicking you right in the nuts.

Karma said "Jon, if you are stupid enough to hump that bitch again after the twins then you deserve to get your nuts ripped off. Then have to be her house bitch and take care of 8 kids while she fucks the bodyguard.

Katipan
06-03-2009, 03:10 PM
You beez highz az a kite now, because Victoria B. is in such a good position money wise that she is 10000% the bitch this woman is. They both still look good. I thought this was about sex? I bet there are plenty saying no that have done much, much worse many times in real life. I don't give a **** about the show.

What a brilliant post.

Consistent1
06-03-2009, 04:20 PM
What a brilliant post.

Thanks. I don't understand what I said wrong there. Try to tell me that Victoria Beckham would not be a pain in the ass to deal with, c'mon. I only answered the question from the start. If I was not married, no girlfriend and I could hit it, I would. Don't really care what she is "like" in that regard. I started reading this earlier for something to do. Time to pack it in I guess.

Katipan
06-03-2009, 04:26 PM
Thanks. I don't understand what I said wrong there. Try to tell me that Victoria Beckham would not be a pain in the ass to deal with, c'mon. I only answered the question from the start. If I was not married, no girlfriend and I could hit it, I would. Don't really care what she is "like" in that regard. I started reading this earlier for something to do. Time to pack it in I guess.

Victoria might be a pain in the ass because she's hot, successful, and rich. But at least she's hot, successful and rich.

Kate is a cunt. She's a pain in the ass because she's a cunt. If she was a pain in the ass for being hot, successful and rich she'd have an album and a sex tape.

But thats just my opinion. I thought your post was brilliant because I'd never seen anyone post while doing whip its.

Iowanian
06-03-2009, 04:28 PM
I'd guess a large %age of people ripping on her probably have meaner wives-girlfriends who have actually squeezed more heads out of their funhouse.

She had C-sections, so her vag technically hasn't been a clown car escape hatch.

Der Flöprer
06-03-2009, 07:08 PM
I'd guess a large %age of people ripping on her probably have meaner wives-girlfriends who have actually squeezed more heads out of their funhouse.

She had C-sections, so her vag technically hasn't been a clown car escape hatch.

Appropriate spot for this.

http://feministphilosophers.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg

the Talking Can
06-03-2009, 07:11 PM
i could dig a hole to china in her vagina

Der Flöprer
06-03-2009, 07:14 PM
i could dig a hole to china in her vagina

It's already been dug. Enjoy your stay in the mines!

Deberg_1990
06-19-2009, 10:42 AM
heh.

Any guesses as to what the announcement will be??

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2009-06-19-jon-kate-decision_N.htm




TLC: Jon & Kate announcing a major decision Monday Jun 22 2009

NEW YORK — The TLC network says its biggest stars, Jon and Kate Gosselin, will announce a major decision on their reality show, Jon & Kate Plus 8.
TLC isn't commenting on what the news will be from these parents of 8-year-old twins and 5-year-old sextuplets. But viewers who have witnessed the Gosselins' marriage coming unraveled are clearly welcome to draw their own conclusions leading up to Monday's episode. And to show up in droves to see it. The show is scheduled to air at 9 p.m. ET.

In a promotional video posted by TLC hyping the special one-hour edition, Kate Gosselin says, "Recently, we've made some life-changing decisions ... ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace."

Peace seems to have been in short supply for the Gosselins of late. Splashed across websites and magazine covers in recent weeks are accounts of infidelity by both spouses — Jon with a 23-year-old schoolteacher and Kate with her bodyguard — accusations both of them deny.

Meanwhile, their on-screen relationship has been arms-length at best.


"Very swiftly we turned into two different people," Kate said on the fifth-season premiere last month, which attracted nearly 10 million viewers. Subsequent episodes have had less than half that viewership.

She described how she has grown apart from her husband of 10 years, saying, "it's just hard."

Adding to the strain, Pennsylvania's Labor Department has opened an investigation into whether the show's production is complying with state child labor laws. TLC has said it "fully complies" with state laws and regulations.

Originally envisioned as a series chronicling the challenges of raising a supersize family, Jon & Kate has become more of a show that raised the question: Can this marriage be saved?

Now TLC is teasing viewers into wondering if the answer could be "no."

Then, after Monday, the question for Jon & Kate could be: How can the network's most popular series be saved?

ChiTown
06-19-2009, 11:01 AM
heh.

Any guesses as to what the announcement will be??

Hopefully, the announcement is that Jon finally found his sack and plans to divorce that self-absorbed hole.

Mr. Krab
06-19-2009, 11:09 AM
I've seen a little bit move of Kate lately and i must say she is a raving BITCH with a capital "B". Nag,Nag,Nag,Snipe,Snipe,Snipe

Holy Chriss, she's a cunt.

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 11:13 AM
ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace.
Money phrase. Two individuals seeking their own personal peace.

Deberg_1990
06-19-2009, 11:14 AM
Money phrase. Two individuals seeking their own personal peace.


I dont know? Im guessing they are ending the show.

Iowanian
06-19-2009, 11:16 AM
He got his free custom Chopper.....he's ready to slay split-tails.

Dicky McElephant
06-19-2009, 11:40 AM
I'm going to laugh if she's pregnant again.

Jon and Kate + 16!!!!!!

Deberg_1990
06-19-2009, 11:55 AM
He got his free custom Chopper.....he's ready to slay split-tails.


Surprise!

Check out our new spinoff show: American Chopper Plus 8

Watch as Paul Sr. puts the rambunctious Gosslin kids to work cleaning his shop.

sedated
06-19-2009, 12:00 PM
Money phrase. Two individuals seeking their own personal peace.

it's bs if they end the show. they exploited their kids to get rich and famous, now they are bailing because of media exposure? they wished for it, made it happen, now they should have to live with it.

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 12:03 PM
it's bs if they end the show. they exploited their kids to get rich and famous, now they are bailing because of media exposure? they wished for it, made it happen, now they should have to live with it.

I'm not saying they're ending the show, but if they were staying together, they would've said 'our peace.'

Long Duk Dong
06-19-2009, 04:15 PM
She annoys the crap out of me.

My wife watches the show and you really tell how the money got to her.

Raving biatch!

dirk digler
06-19-2009, 04:22 PM
Shocker they are getting a divorce

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/06/divorce-exclusive-jon-kate-havent-slept-together-months

Jon and Kate Gosselin haven't slept together in months, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The reality-show couple will announce their divorce next week, as RadarOnline.com reported exclusively on Thursday. And even as the cameras have rolled for the new season of Jon & Kate Plus 8, a troubled marriage in front of the camera has been a nonexistent union off screen.

Kate has consulted a divorce attorney and Jon plans to file divorce papers next week, a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. As America has helped them reach record TV ratings in the past few weeks - nearly 10 million people tuned in to the season premiere on TLC -- more drama was unfolding behind the scenes. "Jon and Kate haven't slept together in months. Jon doesn't even like to come in the house when Kate is there," the source told RadarOnline.com.

Jon has been living in sleeping quarters in the garage. He has not shared a bed with Kate in months, the source said. Their on-screen fighting and bickering pales in comparison to the off-screen chill that exists between them, and Jon has done everything he can to avoid his wife, according to the source.

The marriage has been dying slowly for a while, says the source. In May, Kate's brother and sister-in-law, Kevin and Jodi Kreider, told RadarOnline.com that, "Six months ago Kate came to Jon and said, 'Hey, it's over.'" But the couple stayed together and RadarOnline.com learned that they recently moved up the time table for splitting, as tension between them grew.

The source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com that Jon reached the point where he didn't want to be in the same house with Kate, much less sleep with her. Us Weekly previously reported that Jon was having an affair with Deanna Hummel. Her brother, who lived with Deanna, told the magazine that he had spent nights at her house.

Jon and Kate spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last weekend and have been photographed together infrequently in recent weeks.

But Jon was photographed with another woman - after he moved on from Deanna. RadarOnline.com exclusively reported he was seeing Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed a tummy tuck on Kate.

Dicky McElephant
06-19-2009, 04:28 PM
Way to make your kid's lives awesome.....fucking douchebags.

Spicy McHaggis
06-19-2009, 04:30 PM
Before this show I had never witnessed a man being slowly robbed of his will to live.

Frazod
06-19-2009, 04:30 PM
Before this show I had never witnessed a man being slowly robbed of his will to live.

No married friends, eh?

sedated
06-19-2009, 04:38 PM
Way to make your kid's lives awesome.....****ing douchebags.

the best part is, due to their parents greed for fame, the kids will have the step by step breakdown of their family available on DVD.

DTLB58
06-19-2009, 06:14 PM
personally, I think Jon is ball-less and Kate keeps his in her purse.

I watched the show a couple of times but couldn't stand his whimpy ass or her awful treatment of him and her kids.

This "woman" actually says "boys are icky" and three of her tups are boys.

the woman is crazy

what say you?

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/kate_gosselin_gets_in_on_the_f.php

Your opinion is exactly what my thoughts were after watching a few times.

She reminds me of my sister-in-law, very controlling, self absorbed woman. She surrounds herself lots of children, wears the pants when it comes head of the household and wants everyone to think she is this very caring person who puts kids first, but it's really all about her!

DTLB58
06-19-2009, 06:15 PM
Before this show I had never witnessed a man being slowly robbed of his will to live.

:clap:

Chaunceythe3rd
06-19-2009, 10:23 PM
At least he gets to leave for work. She's got six kids all the same age that aren't in school yet. Gotta run a tight ship, or everything will go to hell. She doesn't need to let that be an excuse to treat her husband like one of her children, though.

What does he do to make a living? Or are they living off the sponsors?

leviw
06-19-2009, 10:41 PM
What does he do to make a living? Or are they living off the sponsors?

He takes care of the kids while Kate travels the country doing book signings and speaking at conferences. He used to work in IT, I think, before Kate started pimping herself and her books.

TLC pays them around $60,000 an episode, so they would be fine if they both stayed home, took care of the kids, travel on all the trips TLC pays for them to go on and just let the cameras roll.

And actually, if they have had any intelligence at all through this, they could tell the cameras to leave and they'd be fine for a long, long time mending their relationship.

kitty78
06-20-2009, 12:21 AM
Kate has gotten progressively worse over the last 5 seasons

JuicesFlowing
06-20-2009, 12:24 AM
What does he do to make a living? Or are they living off the sponsors?

$25,000 - $50,000 per episode.

kitty78
06-20-2009, 12:29 AM
They actually make 75,000 per episode and get things given to them from place for free publicity

Deberg_1990
06-22-2009, 10:24 PM
Its official! They have split. Kate is one fine single MILF!! :)

Of course, the show will go on. ROFL





http://tv.yahoo.com/jon-kate-plus-8/show/42651/news/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20090623:us_tv_jon___kate_split__ER:10074


Celebrity parents Jon and Kate Gosselin say they plan to divorce.

The co-stars of "Jon & Kate Plus 8," who are parents of sextuplets and twins, spoke of their decision to separate during Monday's episode of the TLC reality series. Near the end of the hour-long episode, a title card summed things up in stark terms: It said that on Monday, "legal proceedings were initiated in Pennsylvania to dissolve the 10-year marriage of Jon and Kate Gosselin."

The network had been promising a major on-air decision from the couple, whose increasingly troubled marriage has dominated the series in recent weeks, as well as fueling a firestorm of tabloid coverage.

."We've been dealing a long time with this," Kate said, speaking of her marital problems and the attendant publicity.

"It's been a hard seven or eight months," Jon said in one of his separate on-camera sessions. "It's been a really hard last four months. This is the hardest episode ever."

The beginning of the program was taken up with the delivery and assembly of prefab playhouses for the Gosselin kids. It was the sort of family activity that had formed the crux of the series as originally created.

But even during this interlude, filmed some months ago, Kate and Jon were barely speaking. Where to install the four playhouses was a source of friction between them.

The latter part of the show, filmed in recent days, focused on the couple as they discussed the painful decision they have settled on.

"I just need relief now," Kate said. "I need to turn the page."

Jon described his relationship with Kate as "a total breakdown of everything."

But the show will continue, both Gosselins agreed.

"We interview separately. We'll film different things: me and the kids, her and the kids," Jon said.

"How does the show go on?" said Kate. "The show must go on."

DaneMcCloud
06-22-2009, 10:35 PM
Kate is one fine single MILF!! :)


MILF? There should be a bounty on that twat's head.

I wouldn't be able to stand much more than 2 minutes in the same room as that "woman".

She's an evil, manipulative psycho.

I feel sorry for the next guy that falls into her cavernous vag of doom.

Frazod
06-22-2009, 10:36 PM
Its official! They have split. Kate is one fine single MILF!! :)

Of course, the show will go on. ROFL

Yeah, one fine MILF with a heart that could freeze molten lava and enough baggage to fill the hold of a 747.

Nice to see they'll continue to exploit their children, though. :thumb:

luv
06-22-2009, 10:37 PM
Of course the show must go on. Can't stop the cash flow.

crazycoffey
06-22-2009, 10:39 PM
Yeah, one fine MILF with a heart that could freeze molten lava and enough baggage to fill the hold of a 747.

Nice to see they'll continue to exploit their children, though. :thumb:


If you've got it, flaunt it.... I guess. :shrug:

Norman Einstein
06-22-2009, 10:39 PM
I've seen advertisments for the show. No interest in that kind of reality show. Actually don't have any interest in any of the reality shows, they all suck.

wild1
06-22-2009, 11:19 PM
her cavernous vag of doom.

at least if she ever ended up on the street, the kids will have a place to sleep

JD10367
06-23-2009, 01:18 AM
I'd say "I won't cum in your mouth", but then I'd do it anyway.

I'm talking about Kate. Not Jon. Just to be clear.

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 01:29 AM
I'd say "I won't cum in your mouth", but then I'd do it anyway.

I'm talking about Kate. Not Jon. Just to be clear.

You're dreamin'.

If she sucked cock, Jon would have never left.

JD10367
06-23-2009, 01:35 AM
You're dreamin'.

If she sucked cock, Jon would have never left.

I'd sneak up on her mouth, ninja-style, while she slept. :D

big nasty kcnut
06-23-2009, 01:42 AM
Fuck them both. They should both die in a fire.
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Frazod
06-23-2009, 01:49 AM
Fuck them both. They should both die in a fire.
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Damn, dude, I didn't know you got that angry! LMAO

KCChiefsMan
06-23-2009, 01:59 AM
who the hell are these people?

big nasty kcnut
06-23-2009, 02:12 AM
Tim sometime i see and deal with stupid shit and its piss me off.
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Fishpicker
06-23-2009, 03:38 AM
I've never seen a woman more untrustworthy than Kate. she slapped emeril lagasse with a spatula for trying to break up an argument. 2 times. who in their right mind would abuse a guest in their own house?

i think it's sad that she feels justified. that lady has no clue.

physical abuse of the husband is one thing, abusing her children is another, who the hell invites a person into her house and then starts wailing away on a stranger?

i hope Jon gets custody of the boys at least. Kate is a vicious Misandrist.

i hope that Shman's tummy tuck results in a bad case of bloat.

Mile High Mania
06-23-2009, 05:33 AM
Do all you guys watch Oprah too? :evil:

Kerberos
06-23-2009, 06:18 AM
I'd sneak up on her mouth, ninja-style, while she slept. :D

Guess you don't read the bible much...... EVIL never sleeps. ;)

big nasty kcnut
06-23-2009, 06:24 AM
I never seen the fucking shit but its on the news and stuff. I would fucking be a happy man if i could find a legal way to destroy them and give the kids to a better home. Fuck jon and kate.
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dirk digler
06-23-2009, 07:24 AM
My g/f wanted to watch this last night so I reluctantly did but I have to say Jon is not blameless in this. Kate maybe is a shrew bitch but listening to Jon several times he said he was excited at this opportunity and then reminded everyone he was only 32. Ok, what father is excited is get divorced and barely see their kids? IMO he just wants to play around and do what ever instead of attempting to fix his marriage.

Katipan
06-23-2009, 07:28 AM
My g/f wanted to watch this last night so I reluctantly did but I have to say Jon is not blameless in this. Kate maybe is a shrew bitch but listening to Jon several times he said he was excited at this opportunity and then reminded everyone he was only 32. Ok, what father is excited is get divorced and barely see their kids? IMO he just wants to play around and do what ever instead of attempting to fix his marriage.

Bah. You have to watch the other 100 episodes. Kate is at her absolute shining best right now as far as playing the glorious example of womanhood and martyrdom. I could see how you'd get that impression from the one episode last night but last night was not an accurate representation of what their marriage looked like on t.v.

That being said what the hell was Jon thinking putting the houses in the freaking woods?

Kerberos
06-23-2009, 07:28 AM
My g/f wanted to watch this last night so I reluctantly did but I have to say Jon is not blameless in this. Kate maybe is a shrew bitch but listening to Jon several times he said he was excited at this opportunity and then reminded everyone he was only 32. Ok, what father is excited is get divorced and barely see their kids? IMO he just wants to play around and do what ever instead of attempting to fix his marriage.

As I understand the not seeing the kids part because that would kill me as a daddy...... but if I was married to THAT bitch I would be looking for any light at the end of the tunnel as well. And lets be realistic that we don't get to see and hear EVERYTHING that goes on. Just what the network wants us to see and hear.

dirk digler
06-23-2009, 07:33 AM
Bah. You have to watch the other 100 episodes. Kate is at her absolute shining best right now as far as playing the glorious example of womanhood and martyrdom. I could see how you'd get that impression from the one episode last night but last night was not an accurate representation of what their marriage looked like on t.v.

That being said what the hell was Jon thinking putting the houses in the freaking woods?

I know Kate is a bitch that is a given and when she talks I can tell it is fake but like I said Jon is not blameless in this. IMO he needs to grow up and that is in large part of what he said last night plus seeing him looking for a condo in NY and scoring with several different girls.

Think about it, he has been married since he was 22 and probably never got to party and go through his have fun stage.

As I understand the not seeing the kids part because that would kill me as a daddy...... but if I was married to THAT bitch I would be looking for any light at the end of the tunnel as well. And lets be realistic that we don't get to see and hear EVERYTHING that goes on. Just what the network wants us to see and hear.

true. It will be interesting in the coming months to hear what actually happened because the truth will come out

Katipan
06-23-2009, 07:59 AM
I know Kate is a bitch that is a given and when she talks I can tell it is fake but like I said Jon is not blameless in this. IMO he needs to grow up and that is in large part of what he said last night plus seeing him looking for a condo in NY and scoring with several different girls.

Think about it, he has been married since he was 22 and probably never got to party and go through his have fun stage.

I don't see a problem with it. When he was a devoted husband he did everything. Got the kids dressed, fed them, bathed them, while she threw fits and freaked out about her makeup.

Now that he's not a devoted husband I completely endorse him fucking all the little whores he wants in whatever condo he has.

Chief Henry
06-23-2009, 08:18 AM
who the hell are these people?

I've never watched the TV show...people need to get life.

Deberg_1990
06-23-2009, 08:24 AM
heh. Jon is gonna take alot of heat after last night. Especially from women. He came off like " Yea, im leaving, no biggie. IM ready to go score some coke and whores"

Hoover
06-23-2009, 08:26 AM
My Daddy always told me, "Hoover, never fu@k a girl you don't want to marry"

Look, Kate's a bitch and Jon is a piece of shit.

From the looks of things, Kate has been a bitch for a while, so I can't say that I feel sorry form him. What pisses me off is that Jon seems to want to go around and bang 23 year old girls. While that's fine and dandy, he has a responsibility to the 8 kids he helped bring into this world.

If must be nice to have a TV network paying all the bills so these two can go screw around...

Katipan
06-23-2009, 08:30 AM
My Daddy always told me, "Hoover, never fu@k a girl you don't want to marry"

Look, Kate's a bitch and Jon is a piece of shit.

From the looks of things, Kate has been a bitch for a while, so I can't say that I feel sorry form him. What pisses me off is that Jon seems to want to go around and bang 23 year old girls. While that's fine and dandy, he has a responsibility to the 8 kids he helped bring into this world.

If must be nice to have a TV network paying all the bills so these two can go screw around...

Would it matter if the girls were 42 instead?

What is up with the jealousy? They are getting a divorce. That means seperate households and 2 lives for the kids. Have no idea what the hell banging chicks has to do with him taking care of his kids.

jidar
06-23-2009, 08:38 AM
That lady is a fucking cunt

dirk digler
06-23-2009, 09:41 AM
I don't see a problem with it. When he was a devoted husband he did everything. Got the kids dressed, fed them, bathed them, while she threw fits and freaked out about her makeup.

Now that he's not a devoted husband I completely endorse him fucking all the little whores he wants in whatever condo he has.

Looking at it from a divorcee and father perspective he acts like he could care less and wants to party.

heh. Jon is gonna take alot of heat after last night. Especially from women. He came off like " Yea, im leaving, no biggie. IM ready to go score some coke and whores"

Yep.

wild1
06-23-2009, 09:41 AM
That lady is a ****ing ****

this

Katipan
06-23-2009, 09:55 AM
Looking at it from a divorcee and father perspective he acts like he could care less and wants to party.

You pulled all that out of one episode?? The episode where they announce their divorce? Everyone has a breaking point. They haven't been happy for a very long time. Kate knows she fucked up or she would be pissed at Jon for his refusal to discuss her sins instead of just poor me sad.

Good for him that he's looking forward to life. Better than wallowing in misery.

Hoover
06-23-2009, 10:18 AM
I think Jon needs to grow up, thats all.

He he 8 kids to worry about.

wild1
06-23-2009, 10:20 AM
i think this a self perpetuating problem. they parents act like children because in a way they have a lot of responsibility, but in a way they don't.

they are getting all this money dumped on them just for reproducing. they don't have to band together and make this happen. they have money (for now).

Dicky McElephant
06-23-2009, 10:22 AM
TLC should come out and drop the show now that they're divorced. Notice I said should and not will....because I know damn well they're not going to drop the show because of the ratings. I'll look back on this thread in 5 years when Jon is addicted to cocaine.....Kate has gone crazy and the 8 kids are in foster homes.

tomahawk kid
06-23-2009, 10:28 AM
I watched last night with my wife. I'm not relationship expert - but I get the feeling that there's alot more going on behind the scenes.

One / both of them DON'T want to make this work. The way the show was spun last night, it makes it look like it's Jon. I'm not so sure I buy that at face value.

Money will make people do crazy things

Kerberos
06-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Kate has gone crazy and the 8 kids are in foster homes because she is doing Pr0n videos with Peter North.

FYP

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 11:24 AM
My g/f wanted to watch this last night so I reluctantly did but I have to say Jon is not blameless in this.

Way to pass judgment after one episode.

:rolleyes:

Jilly
06-23-2009, 11:25 AM
I think it's crazy he was complaining about the show and people watching him eat....You're the one who agreed to the show, you invited people into your life...and then when she said the show had nothing to do with it, bullshit. Yeah, perhaps they would have divorced anyway, but I'm sure the pressure of fame and of money didn't make matters easier.

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 11:26 AM
heh. Jon is gonna take alot of heat after last night. Especially from women. He came off like " Yea, im leaving, no biggie. IM ready to go score some coke and whores"

I guarantee you that there are a tone of chicks lining up right outside of his New York apartment for an opportunity to get on TV.

She's a twat (and that's putting it mildly). And for those of you that have only watched a few episodes this season, I'd recommend you watch seasons 1-4.

You'll have an entirely different perspective.

Frazod
06-23-2009, 11:33 AM
I guarantee you that there are a tone of chicks lining up right outside of his New York apartment for an opportunity to get on TV.

She's a twat (and that's putting it mildly). And for those of you that have only watched a few episodes this season, I'd recommend you watch seasons 1-4.

You'll have an entirely different perspective.

Oh yeah, sign me up to watch four seasons of these douchebags and their eight squalling brats. I'd sooner move to Lawrence.

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 11:43 AM
Oh yeah, sign me up to watch four seasons of these douchebags and their eight squalling brats. I'd sooner move to Lawrence.

Unfortunately, I've been exposed to way too many episodes. That's what happens when you have a pregnant wife.

Oh yeah and Kate's a kunt.

Frazod
06-23-2009, 11:47 AM
Unfortunately, I've been exposed to way too many episodes. That's what happens when you have a pregnant wife.

Oh yeah and Kate's a kunt.

Dude, you need another TV.

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 12:05 PM
Dude, you need another TV.

ROFL

I've got five. It's just that pregnant women...

Alright, I'm a puss.

Amnorix
06-23-2009, 12:06 PM
TLC should come out and drop the show now that they're divorced. Notice I said should and not will....because I know damn well they're not going to drop the show because of the ratings. I'll look back on this thread in 5 years when Jon is addicted to cocaine.....Kate has gone crazy and the 8 kids are in foster homes.

IMHO the show will likely die a quick and natural death now. Ratings should plummet very shortly.

Iowanian
06-23-2009, 12:08 PM
Jon and the bitch I hate + 8 is getting way too much press.

She's a bitch ruined by money...he's a doucher, with a new chopper and tv time. He'll pull some ass and before long, some gold digger will eat him alive.

Consistent1
06-23-2009, 12:12 PM
You guys still wouldn't hit it once? Foolish. Like I said earlier in the thread. She is pretty decent MILF material and it would be fun to say you did it. Who gives a crap about the fucking drama. I have never seen the show at all, so if I were to bang her, I would be one up on the fools that know all this shit about it and have not tapped her. When you're done, you're done....then you can walk away and say to your boys "you know that fucking Kate bitch from the TV? Yeah, I fucked her".

tomahawk kid
06-23-2009, 12:12 PM
Just saw a headline on msnbc that the show is going on "hiatus" until August 3rd.

Amnorix
06-23-2009, 12:15 PM
I think it's crazy he was complaining about the show and people watching him eat....You're the one who agreed to the show, you invited people into your life...and then when she said the show had nothing to do with it, bullshit. Yeah, perhaps they would have divorced anyway, but I'm sure the pressure of fame and of money didn't make matters easier.

I don't think many people understand the consequences of fame in America. The paparazzi are 24/7, and far beyond what anyone should have to tolerate.

MagicHef
06-23-2009, 12:19 PM
I think it's crazy he was complaining about the show and people watching him eat....You're the one who agreed to the show, you invited people into your life...and then when she said the show had nothing to do with it, bullshit. Yeah, perhaps they would have divorced anyway, but I'm sure the pressure of fame and of money didn't make matters easier.

At the end of last season, Jon made it pretty clear that he didn't want to do the show anymore, and Kate made it pretty clear that she did. That was before all this stuff about cheating and splitting up came out.

Consistent1
06-23-2009, 12:29 PM
You guys are missing the point talking about the damn show. She is enough of a bitch that single guys wouldn't one-night her? Being male and having ANY knowledge of what has gone on in that show = teh hopeless. Sad, go back to your remotes and jagging off.

Amnorix
06-23-2009, 12:31 PM
At the end of last season, Jon made it pretty clear that he didn't want to do the show anymore, and Kate made it pretty clear that she did. That was before all this stuff about cheating and splitting up came out.

My wife and I used to watch this show, but I at least haven't seen it in years, and my wife hadn't watched it regularly in some time. But we did watch last night.

I like how Kate said she has to travel and stuff for her "job" and that left Jon with the kids full time. Uhhh, her traveling is basically promoting the show that is already making them pretty darn rich. She obviously was enjoying the whole "life in the public eye" thing a hell of a lot more than Jon. And meanwhile she was ditching him to take care of the kids all the time.

I think both have alot of blame to go around. He's an idiot and she always was a class a beiotch.

Jilly
06-23-2009, 12:35 PM
Unfortunately, I've been exposed to way too many episodes. That's what happens when you have a pregnant wife.

Oh yeah and Kate's a kunt.

Sigh....I miss pregnancy.

Deberg_1990
06-23-2009, 12:44 PM
I think it's crazy he was complaining about the show and people watching him eat....

Agree 100%. He complains about the Paparazzi, then in the next breathe, the show must go on!

Buehler445
06-23-2009, 12:52 PM
IMHO the show will likely die a quick and natural death now. Ratings should plummet very shortly.

Goddamn I hope so.

I think you're right though.

dirk digler
06-23-2009, 01:28 PM
You pulled all that out of one episode?? The episode where they announce their divorce? Everyone has a breaking point. They haven't been happy for a very long time. Kate knows she fucked up or she would be pissed at Jon for his refusal to discuss her sins instead of just poor me sad.

Good for him that he's looking forward to life. Better than wallowing in misery.

I have watched several of this season's episodes but this last one really stood out and showed that he needs to grow up.

Actually I would describe it as Jon is going through some type of mid-life crisis

RaiderH8r
06-23-2009, 01:31 PM
the best part is, due to their parents greed for fame, the kids will have the step by step breakdown of their family available on DVD.

It'll make the eventual psychotherapy a lot easier though.

Let's go to the tape shall we? Right there, that instant, that's when Joel became the ghey.

DeezNutz
06-23-2009, 01:32 PM
I've seen a couple of the episodes.

On the one hand, my reaction is to say that the wife is overbearing as can be. However, she has eight kids and a vagina for a husband. Guess someone has to grow a pair of balls and make sure shit gets done...

Mr. Krab
06-23-2009, 01:33 PM
I have watched several of this season's episodes but this last one really stood out and showed that he needs to grow up.

Actually I would describe it as Jon is going through some type of mid-life crisis
If you had to put up with that bitches constant nagging and sniping you would be in some kind of life crisis too. Seriously, she can't even have a simple conversation about anything without trying to verbally ripping his balls off.

dirk digler
06-23-2009, 01:34 PM
Way to pass judgment after one episode.

:rolleyes:

Dane I know Kate is a bitch and a cunt. That said Jon comes off looking immature and at least in this episode he comes looking alot worse than she does.

Add to the fact of all the pictures of him having his girlfriend over to his house and her sun bathing on the front lawn in her bikini. Cmon this guy is a douchebag.

dirk digler
06-23-2009, 01:36 PM
If you had to put up with that bitches constant nagging and sniping you would be in some kind of life crisis too. Seriously, she can't even have a simple conversation about anything without trying to verbally ripping his balls off.

I did and I am divorced though that is not the reason for the divorce.

Deberg_1990
06-23-2009, 01:39 PM
Add to the fact of all the pictures of him having his girlfriend over to his house and her sun bathing on the front lawn in her bikini. Cmon this guy is a douchebag.

Wow..hadnt heard about that? Thats pretty low.

DeezNutz
06-23-2009, 01:43 PM
Dane I know Kate is a bitch and a ****. That said Jon comes off looking immature and at least in this episode he comes looking alot worse than she does.

Add to the fact of all the pictures of him having his girlfriend over to his house and her sun bathing on the front lawn in her bikini. Cmon this guy is a douchebag.

Last night:

"I have to do what is best for me..............and my kids." Whew, that was close, dude.

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2009, 01:46 PM
Dane I know Kate is a bitch and a cunt. That said Jon comes off looking immature and at least in this episode he comes looking alot worse than she does.

Add to the fact of all the pictures of him having his girlfriend over to his house and her sun bathing on the front lawn in her bikini. Cmon this guy is a douchebag.

Well, they've been "separated" for a long time and even Kate knew this was happening. Trust me, reality TV is often not even close to "reality".

I don't think the guy's a "douchebag" at all. I think he would be a douchebag if he hadn't have left her. She's a money-whoring shrew. She unattractive, abrasive and personally, not anyone I'd like to be around for more than 2 minutes.

And, he's better off without her.