PDA

View Full Version : Funny Stuff A Black Bear is Loose in Seattle


Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 08:03 PM
LMAO This is hilarious. A big, black bear is roaming the suburbs of Seattle. Here's a story I just heard on the news.

"What did you do when you saw the bear?"

"I screamed. And he looked up and saw me."

"Then what did the bear do?"

"He just started running and climbed over my fence into the park."

"Into the park?"

Halfcan
05-18-2009, 08:05 PM
I wonder if the Bear was stoned?

booger
05-18-2009, 08:08 PM
LMAO This is hilarious. A big, black bear is roaming the suburbs of Seattle. Here's a story I just heard on the news.

"What did you do when you saw the bear?"

"I screamed. And he looked up and saw me."

"Then what did the bear do?"

"He just started running and climbed over my fence into the park."

"Into the park?"

ROFL

Hopefully they attempt verbal communication with the bear to see what he wants and the footage is on the late news.

Donger
05-18-2009, 08:12 PM
We had one cruising around last week. The city sent out an email warning everyone to take their kids and pets inside. Naturally, everyone went outside to see the bear.

Hog Farmer
05-18-2009, 08:12 PM
If he'd known I was in the area things would have been different !

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 08:14 PM
LMAO Cue the park ranger;

"We want to be clear. This is not a public safety concern. This is a bear safety concern. We just wanna help that fella get back east. You know, where bears belong."

booger
05-18-2009, 08:15 PM
We had one cruising around last week. The city sent out an email warning everyone to take their kids and pets inside. Naturally, everyone went outside to see the bear.

what do you suppose they'd do if the petting zoo came to town?

booger
05-18-2009, 08:16 PM
So the bear is looking for the Head East concert?

KcMizzou
05-18-2009, 08:18 PM
So the bear is looking for the Head East concert?Never been any reason for a bear not to enjoy a concert now and then.

bevischief
05-18-2009, 08:19 PM
Fatlock

I didn't know he got loose again...

booger
05-18-2009, 08:20 PM
Never been any reason for a bear not to enjoy a concert now and then.

Save the bear's life he's going down for the last time

bevischief
05-18-2009, 08:23 PM
Fatlock

ESPN must be trying to save money again...

Buehler445
05-18-2009, 08:27 PM
That's funny shit. Last year in Scotsbluff there was a mountain lion chillin on some guys porch checkin out their 2 year old.

They just shot the thing on the football field.

Nightfyre
05-18-2009, 08:45 PM
Quit bein babies about it you city slickers! Get out there an rassle it!
Posted via Mobile Device

RJ
05-18-2009, 08:48 PM
They wander into my area now and again. The last one I recall went into a medical clinic, I think it got trapped in a bathroom until the cavalry came.

bevischief
05-18-2009, 08:49 PM
He is just lookin for chicken...

Bwana
05-18-2009, 08:55 PM
Buy me a plane ticket, a few beers and a steak and he's a rug.

Buehler445
05-18-2009, 09:16 PM
Buy me a plane ticket, a few beers and a steak and he's a rug.

ROFL

You're my hero!

Cannibal
05-18-2009, 09:19 PM
If he'd known I was in the area things would have been different !

He would have been looking for a free hand job from you. Of course he'd have to put on a pig mask first.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 09:54 PM
Buy me a plane ticket, a few beers and a steak and he's a rug.

LMAO Don't fuck with Uncle Bwana.

Dayze
05-18-2009, 10:23 PM
Buy me a plane ticket, a few beers and a steak and he's a rug.

Deal;

only if I can also have a few beers whilst following your during your hunt.

:D

FAX
05-18-2009, 10:30 PM
Friggin' racist pigs.

I'll bet if it was a White Bear, nobody would care.

FAX

Ultra Peanut
05-18-2009, 10:33 PM
<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7iXchJjNCmE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7iXchJjNCmE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

Dayze
05-18-2009, 10:34 PM
Dear God...
He's infiltrated the confines of the American Home!
He's probably eating their fried food!

The Horror.....

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/paddington_bear_06-01.jpg

Dayze
05-18-2009, 10:45 PM
Dear God...
He's infiltrated the confines of the American Home!
He's probably eating their fried food!

The Horror.....

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/paddington_bear_06-01.jpg

Oh, c'mon you F***ers...
that was funny.
:evil::D

Mr. Flopnuts
05-18-2009, 10:52 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8E_zMLCRNg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K8E_zMLCRNg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

KCrockaholic
05-18-2009, 11:56 PM
I knew they needed a frickin leash for Aaron Curry

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 05:57 AM
Bring him in for a look?
Posted via Mobile Device

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 05:59 AM
Put a glove on him and let him play left or right field for the Royals. It would have to be an improvement.
Posted via Mobile Device

MoreLemonPledge
05-19-2009, 05:59 AM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4264/umvb2.jpg

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 06:37 AM
I just looked it up, the Bear has a higher OBP than Guillen, plus he doesn't play so fricken deep in RF.
Posted via Mobile Device

Frosty
05-19-2009, 08:44 AM
Too bad it's not a grizzly.

Fat Elvis
05-19-2009, 08:45 AM
Who needs Bwana when we have....


http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/07/marvel_colbert_comic1.jpg


(I wonder if that is what patteau looks like in real life)

Frosty
05-19-2009, 08:45 AM
LMAO Cue the park ranger;

"We want to be clear. This is not a public safety concern. This is a bear safety concern. We just wanna help that fella get back east. You know, where bears belong."


4321, Mr. Ranger.

ChiTown
05-19-2009, 08:46 AM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4264/umvb2.jpg

That, is a very disturbing pic. Which ChiefsPlanet gathering was that taken from, and which one is DCS?

CoMoChief
05-19-2009, 09:03 AM
Maybe he will climb a tree and someone will shoot him and he will fall out of a tree onto a trampoline.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 09:55 AM
Oh sure. We wouldn't even give a shit if it was a white bear.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-19-2009, 11:22 AM
One of the better rep comments I've had in a while;

"How do you know the bear is loose? Sicko."

LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
05-19-2009, 11:24 AM
Why ID as black? Racist.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:28 AM
Why ID as black? Racist.

You're better at editing my comments than paraphrasing my comments.

Nightfyre
05-19-2009, 11:35 AM
You're better at editing my comments than paraphrasing my comments.

Says the chick stealing the glorious Mr. Fax's jokes!
Posted via Mobile Device

seclark
05-19-2009, 11:40 AM
That, is a very disturbing pic. Which ChiefsPlanet gathering was that taken from, and which one is DCS?

ROFL

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:48 AM
Says the chick stealing the glorious Mr. Fax's jokes!
Posted via Mobile Device

Oh my. Reference please?

I might owe him some money.

Count Alex's Losses
05-19-2009, 11:49 AM
You're better at editing my comments than paraphrasing my comments.

I just saw that. Sorry. You're female.

Or is it, "Sorry, you're female?"

Nightfyre
05-19-2009, 11:50 AM
It was earlier in this thread :)
Posted via Mobile Device

Katipan
05-19-2009, 11:51 AM
It was earlier in this thread :)
Posted via Mobile Device

Fuck me.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-19-2009, 12:13 PM
I'm sorry for letting my true colors out in this thread. Fuckin darky bears. THEY ALL STINK!!!!

Skip Towne
05-19-2009, 12:16 PM
Fuck me.

Right now?

DenverDanChiefsFan
05-19-2009, 12:28 PM
We had one cruising around last week. The city sent out an email warning everyone to take their kids and pets inside. Naturally, everyone went outside to see the bear.We had a brown bear roaming a couple of block from my house last week. Wife said she couldn't believe all the people getting out of their cars to see it. News helicopter was circling.

Katipan
05-19-2009, 12:49 PM
We had a brown bear roaming a couple of block from my house last week. Wife said she couldn't believe all the people getting out of their cars to see it. News helicopter was circling.

Think he was illegal?

bevischief
05-19-2009, 01:54 PM
Think he was illegal?

ROFLROFL

doomy3
05-19-2009, 01:58 PM
That, is a very disturbing pic. Which ChiefsPlanet gathering was that taken from, and which one is DCS?

The one in the back with the shit on his face trying to fit in.