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doomy3
05-19-2009, 10:42 AM
You're welcome guys.

MODS: if you want you can move this thread to the porn thread for guys like Raised on Rats. Thanks

http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH

http://i40.tinypic.com/2l6wkn.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/sp7y50.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
05-19-2009, 10:43 AM
aaaaaaaaa jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dicky McElephant
05-19-2009, 10:43 AM
Who jerks off to red Xs?

Pablo
05-19-2009, 10:44 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKmTdskCWPg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKmTdskCWPg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

L.A. Chieffan
05-19-2009, 10:44 AM
damn he is kinda handsome. wonder how much sc tail that dude nailed.

doomy3
05-19-2009, 10:45 AM
How the fuck do you post images in a thread without using photobucket?

I thought I had done it correctly, but alas, fail.

DeezNutz
05-19-2009, 10:46 AM
Awwww....

And he's wearing Chiefs red.

doomy3
05-19-2009, 10:47 AM
Awwww....

And he's wearing Chiefs red.

Except for the really ghey picture where he is wearing tight white pants with his shirt pulled up. Extra ghey.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 10:48 AM
How the fuck do you post images in a thread without using photobucket?

I thought I had done it correctly, but alas, fail.You must pray to our lord and savior, Sanchez.

He shall deliver your answer...

DeezNutz
05-19-2009, 10:50 AM
Except for the really ghey picture where he is wearing tight white pants with his shirt pulled up. Extra ghey.

Oh, I didn't flip through the entire set.

He's working with some talent in the bikini, though.

Jack material for all!

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:50 AM
no, there's too much going on there.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 10:50 AM
You're welcome guys.

MODS: if you want you can move this thread to the porn thread for guys like Raised on Rats. Thanks

http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH

http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH
http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow55720&iphoto=1&nphoto=7&play=false&cnt=1
http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow55720&iphoto=2&nphoto=7&play=false&cnt=1
http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow55720&iphoto=3&nphoto=7&play=false&cnt=1
http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow55720&iphoto=4&nphoto=7&play=false&cnt=1
http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow55720&iphoto=5&nphoto=7&play=false&cnt=1

Wow. Mark Sanchez is really in your head, isn't he?

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 10:55 AM
How the fuck do you post images in a thread without using photobucket?

I thought I had done it correctly, but alas, fail.

Not being a retard generally helps.

sedated
05-19-2009, 10:55 AM
wonder how much sc tail that dude nailed.

more than the normal person could ever imagine, I'm sure.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 10:56 AM
damn he is kinda handsome. wonder how much sc tail that dude nailed.

Scads.

doomy3
05-19-2009, 10:57 AM
Not being a retard generally helps.

What the fuck would you know about that?

Jilly
05-19-2009, 10:57 AM
damn he is kinda handsome. wonder how much sc tail that dude nailed.

he has so much hair though...between the eyebrows, the hair on his head.....it's all too much

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 10:58 AM
What the fuck would you know about that?

I know that you can't do it, but I can.


Retard.

Buck
05-19-2009, 11:01 AM
He looks like

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/15/adrian_greiner_gallery__266x400.jpg

But more metro.

Jilly
05-19-2009, 11:02 AM
He looks like

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/15/adrian_greiner_gallery__266x400.jpg

But more metro.

who also has way too much hair going on in the facial and head area

Deberg_1990
05-19-2009, 11:04 AM
Id hit it....

If I were gay.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:04 AM
He looks like

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/15/adrian_greiner_gallery__266x400.jpg

But more metro.

You can't GET more "metro" than Adrian.
Metro Poster Boy for All Time.
Yep.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:06 AM
Is it Ricky Martin or the 1st Apostle?! You decide!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SMc8oC_NaLI/AAAAAAAACWs/hqXHO87QyZk/s400/mattcasell9.jpg

Pablo
05-19-2009, 11:09 AM
Tom Brady did modeling stuff too! And look at him..we missed a sure-fire HOFer./Sanchezologists

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:12 AM
Completely unrelated, but since this is a douche of a thread anyway:

How NOT to wear your game shizzle.

http://bigmattschiefschat.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cropped-l_6eac930a5c62193ecdd4b455639930e3.jpg

Atrocious.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:16 AM
Tom Brady did modeling stuff too! And look at him..we missed a sure-fire HOFer./Sanchezologists

Maybe the 1st Apostle will eventually get HIS own cologne too!

Since his shit smells like the breath of life to his concubine Douchey 3, we'll call it "My Assel"

doomy3
05-19-2009, 11:18 AM
As expected, Raised on Rats is dominating the thread to prove his love.

Also, predictably, he takes shots at our QB.

Are trolls allowed on this board?

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:20 AM
As expected, Raised on Rats is dominating the thread to prove his love.

Also, predictably, he takes shots at our QB.

Are trolls allowed on this board?

Awww...is you gettin' defensive after posting a total douchebag thread?

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:22 AM
"Come to me Douchey3 my love, and I shall serenade you like no other"...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/2555477795_7dbb832e1a.jpg?v=0

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:29 AM
Partake of the Scripture, Douchey3:

Matt Cassel’s first pass of the Chiefs’ initial full-squad offseason practice was dropped by Dwayne Bowe. His second throw, also for Bowe, went wide of its target.

Good thing for the Chiefs these guys have almost four more months until the Sept. 13 regular-season opener in Baltimore to get things right.

“We’ve had a lot of hard work up to this point, but mainly it’s been in the weight room, and now it’s fun to get back on the field,” Cassel said Monday. “Everything is not sharp right now, but that’s why we’re working on it.

“We’re trying to figure out what we have. We’ve got to build on our strengths and work on our weaknesses. Slowly but surely, we’ll get to where we need to be.”

Which, of course, is really the point of these offseason practices. The Chiefs have scheduled 13 more, plus a three-day minicamp in early June.

Contact isn’t allowed by NFL rule, and the Chiefs don’t even wear full pads. So the finesse part of football, most notably the passing game, is where they can get in the best work.

“Without contact, that’s really what you’re getting out of these,” coach Todd Haley said. “They’re learning the offense, and they’re learning about each other out on the football field. They’ve been learning about each other in the weight room and running, but now they get a chance to learn more about each other on the football field and develop some chemistry there.

“Today, I thought, was a good start. It looked like guys had an idea of what was going on.”

The Chiefs have few, if any, more important tasks during the remaining portion of the offseason than to get Cassel comfortable in his new surroundings. The Chiefs have been unsettled at quarterback since trading Trent Green two years ago and acquired Cassel from New England in a trade last winter to solve the problem.

Although the Chiefs are publicly promoting competition between Cassel and Tyler Thigpen for the starting quarterback job, Cassel has consistently been first in line.

Cassel, Thigpen and Ingle Martin* all took a share of the snaps. Brodie Croyle*, after last fall’s knee surgery, was limited to light passing in individual drills. Haley said the Chiefs were hopeful Croyle would be ready to practice at the start of training camp.

Cassel is the only one of the group new to the Chiefs.

“It’s new surroundings for everybody, for myself and all the new guys in the locker room, rookies and veterans,” he said.

“That’s always tough. You make your adjustments and you meet new people and it’s a new playbook. You just dive right in, and you try get a handle on it.”

He eventually made some progress with Bowe.

The two later connected on a couple of passes, including a nice diving grab made by Bowe despite a strong effort from cornerback Brandon Flowers.

“No doubt, this is a valuable time,” Cassel said. “It was valuable for me when I was with New England (as a backup) because that was the only time I’d really get to throw to guys like Randy Moss and Wes Welker, and it’s valuable for me now.

“It’s like everything else. You want to build a rapport and you want to build chemistry with your receivers. So it’s good for them, and it’s good for me. It’s just learning tendencies and body language and everything else you want to learn when you’re a quarterback.

“This is when you really start to build toward the season and you start to learn what somebody does well, what are their strengths and their weaknesses and what we need to work on. From there, you just continue to build on those things and get better and build momentum as you go into training camp.”



*Careful my Lord, Pilate and Judas conspire against you!LMAO

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:46 AM
Is this the kind of fuck-tardery I have to look forward to?

http://www.fiftysixunion.com/images/cassel.jpg

Dylan
05-19-2009, 11:54 AM
Delivered to me at work this morning

Front Page of the New York Post STFU

Hello and Welcome to New York

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/img/front051909.jpg


LOL

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 11:57 AM
Delivered to me at work this morning

Front Page of the New York Post STFU

Hello and Welcome to New York

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/img/front051909.jpg


LOL

It ain't easy being off the charts in so many departments I tell's ya!

Dylan
05-19-2009, 12:19 PM
(Tweeting) "Hey Delicious, Welcome to Sin City!" ...Jose (Tweeting)


FLIRTY SANCHEZ
JETS QB LOOKS MORE LIKE AN ELIGIBLE RECEIVER

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/entertainment/fashion/flirty_sanchez_169939.htm

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 12:21 PM
(Tweeting) "Hey Hottie, Welcome to Sin City!" ...Jose (Tweeting)


FLIRTY SANCHEZ
JETS QB LOOKS MORE LIKE AN ELIGIBLE RECEIVER

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/entertainment/fashion/flirty_sanchez_169939.htm

Those eyes. Those abs. Those arms just begging to ... toss a football. It's official, Tom Brady (http://www.nypost.com/topics/topic.php?t=Tom_Brady): You've just been out-Tom Brady-ed.
"GQ is all about the young, the good-looking, the quarterback who has the whole world in front of him," observes Brandon Steiner, CEO of Steiner Sports Marketing, who had nothing but praise for the bold magazine move. "Tom Brady's getting a little older. He's becoming the veteran. He's going to be doing some more insurance-type commercials pretty soon."
Or, chin up, Tom -- there's always Quaker Oats.


ROFLROFLROFL

Dylan
05-19-2009, 12:24 PM
ROFLROFLROFL

LMAO uh Gawd... quote is too funny... LMAO


guy hasn't even thrown a prof football... forget it, the paparazzi will be shadowing 24/7.


"Over here Sanchez, Over Here!" (worldwide gossip & entertainment paparazzi)



Psalm 144, said this would happen -- light a candle for him, he'll need all the prayers he could get...

Kyle DeLexus
05-19-2009, 01:50 PM
You're welcome guys.

MODS: if you want you can move this thread to the porn thread for guys like Raised on Rats. Thanks

http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH

http://i40.tinypic.com/2l6wkn.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/sp7y50.jpg

That first one he just looks like the prototypical ghey sailor. They should have had the photoshoot at 4:20 so he could do the pole smoking I'm sure he does.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 01:54 PM
That first one he just looks like the prototypical ghey sailor. They should have had the photoshoot at 4:20 so he could do the pole smoking I'm sure he does.

Is that an invitation?:)

Kyle DeLexus
05-19-2009, 02:00 PM
Only if Hero by Enrique Iglesias is playing in the background and he wears a blonde shoulder length wig.

milkman
05-19-2009, 02:03 PM
This thread was necessary because?

doomy3
05-19-2009, 02:04 PM
This thread was necessary because?

Well, it's a big story on ESPN and is on all the football boards, so it is probably as necessary as half the shit that is posted on here. :shrug:

milkman
05-19-2009, 02:13 PM
Well, it's a big story on ESPN and is on all the football boards, so it is probably as necessary as half the shit that is posted on here. :shrug:

Let me rephrase.

Why was the baiting necessary?

doomy3
05-19-2009, 02:17 PM
Let me rephrase.

Why was the baiting necessary?

It's only baiting retards like RoR, not people like yourself. I would imagine the reasons are pretty simple to understand, since I'm sure you can't help but notice his antics on here.

Even though you wanted us to pick Sanchez and like him as a football player, I wouldn't say you have an unhealthy obsession like RoR.

milkman
05-19-2009, 02:47 PM
It's only baiting retards like RoR, not people like yourself. I would imagine the reasons are pretty simple to understand, since I'm sure you can't help but notice his antics on here.

Even though you wanted us to pick Sanchez and like him as a football player, I wouldn't say you have an unhealthy obsession like RoR.

The point is, many, you among them, have discussed and lamented the way the board has degenerated to namecalling and petty fights.

Yet, you bait people to do just that with this thread.

doomy3
05-19-2009, 03:11 PM
The point is, many, you among them, have discussed and lamented the way the board has degenerated to namecalling and petty fights.

Yet, you bait people to do just that with this thread.

Fair enough, I agree with all of that. My bad.

I guess I just don't count RoR since most people don't respond to any of his posts anyway.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 03:15 PM
So in essence, I really AM a baiting douchebag who can't live with the fact that some Chiefs fans would like the guy to prove something in a Chiefs uniform before anointing him Most High.

Got it.;)

Pablo
05-19-2009, 03:18 PM
Fair enough, I agree with all of that. My bad.

I guess I just don't count RoR since most people don't respond to any of his posts anyway.Eh, who cares if you bait the pro Sanchez crowd, I've read enough "Aaron Curry is Jesus" posts and threads to be fairly desensitized to the baiting issue, as I imagine the rest of the board has.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 03:22 PM
Eh, who cares if you bait the pro Sanchez crowd, I've read enough "Aaron Curry is Jesus" posts and threads to be fairly desensitized to the baiting issue, as I imagine the rest of the board has.

Howard the Duck is Jesus.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 03:24 PM
Howard the Duck is Jesus.But he's not a middle linebacker or a quarterback.

It can't be true.

Chiefnj2
05-19-2009, 03:25 PM
That's the gayest hoodie I've ever seen. Bruno must have designed it.

Do people really spend $290 for a tank top. Wow.

Pablo
05-19-2009, 03:26 PM
That's the gayest hoodie I've ever seen. Bruno must have designed it.

Do people really spend $290 for a tank top. Wow.People in The People's Republic of Kalifornia might.

And you really looked through the link at the prices of these items?

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 03:28 PM
But he's not a middle linebacker or a quarterback.

It can't be true.

LMAO

Pablo
05-19-2009, 03:29 PM
FLIP ON ESPN NOW.

SANCHEZ ON DISPLAY.

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 03:30 PM
NEWS FLASH:

The world of fashion is a goofy institution filled with clothing that most everyday people do not wear.

Thank you, that is all.

Dylan
05-19-2009, 07:01 PM
Waiting for some other shoes to drop -- Media play catch up and one-upmanship ... Culture of the Daily News & NY Post.


Los Angeles Times: USC's Mark Sanchez has more than pads on his shoulders http://forever-cherished.com/images/candle_animated.gif
Sanchez was arrested on suspicion of sexual assault but never charged; authorities cited a lack of evidence. But the episode was an important wake-up call.

"It taught me a lot about this position and how to be a leader on and off the field. In social situations as well," Sanchez says. "Any kind of incident, negative media attention, can easily affect how you're playing and what people perceive you as."

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec/29/sports/sp-sanchez29?pg=3

Just getting ready... that's all.

be truthful. in one of 43,690 threads on Sanchez, anyone spoke out against this? .... just taking a few notes ...

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 07:36 PM
Waiting for some other shoes to drop -- Media play catch up and one-upmanship ... Culture of the Daily News & NY Post.


Los Angeles Times: USC's Mark Sanchez has more than pads on his shoulders http://forever-cherished.com/images/candle_animated.gif


http://articles.latimes.com/2008/dec/29/sports/sp-sanchez29?pg=3

Just getting ready... that's all.

be truthful. in one of 43,690 threads on Sanchez, anyone spoke out against this? .... just taking a few notes ...


http://blog.highspeedweb.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/150_ah_geez_not_this_shit_again.jpg

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 08:00 PM
Why is Obama wasting time visiting with the Steelers anyway? Doesn't he realize that the Jets are now the champions? In fact they are a dynasty. Sanchez is not restricted by time the way humans are.
Posted via Mobile Device

Dylan
05-19-2009, 08:04 PM
guys-- you're so funny! !!

that's why i love this place ... comic relief 24/7 ROFL ROFL

never belonged to a Giants forum in my life ... ROFL

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 08:05 PM
Why is Obama wasting time visiting with the Steelers anyway? Doesn't he realize that the Jets are now the champions? In fact they are a dynasty. Sanchez is not restricted by time the way humans are.
Posted via Mobile Device

You are correct. He IS the first intra-dimensional Quarterback in the History of the NFL.
This is very useful, as he can snap, throw, and yes CATCH the ball all by himself by slightly warping the space-time continuum.

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 08:09 PM
Sanchez will ride into New York on a donkey as crowds wave palms at him. He will turn Perrier into Dom Perignon. He will bring sight to Gov Patterson.
Posted via Mobile Device

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 08:11 PM
Sanchez will ride into New York on a donkey as crowds wave palms at him. He will turn Perrier into Dom Perignon. He will bring sight to Gov Patterson.
Posted via Mobile Device

Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 08:25 PM
Simultaneously, PZ. Simultaneously.

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
Posted via Mobile Device

Dylan
05-19-2009, 08:38 PM
Developing ... Martin Scorsese to make Mark Sanchez dream come true! http://forums.hybridz.org/images/smilies/violin.gif

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 08:43 PM
10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
Posted via Mobile Device

And the Doors WITH Jim Morrison will be invited back to the Sullivan Show, and they will provide the musical backdrop to the mass of humanity parade that will follow Sanchez down Avenue of the Americas and all the way to the lower east side where Sanchez will take the outdoor stage at Thompkins Square Park and begin jamming "Raw Power" with Iggy and The Stooges while simultaneously throwing laser-guided, free NFL-spec footballs to all in attendance, be they in the front or 20 city blocks away.

His Will Be Done.

Pioli Zombie
05-19-2009, 08:46 PM
Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

Raised On Riots
05-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Sanchez is in negotiations with The Father to come down riding on a cloud as the trumpets call. And out of Zions hill Mark Sanchez comes.
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez
There's no God like Mark Sanchez

(Big finish)

Behold he comes riding on a cloud as the trumpet calls

And out of Zions Hill Mark Sanchez comes!!!!!!!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

YES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnHksDFHTQI

Dylan
05-19-2009, 09:18 PM
http://www.emergingtruths.com/sinai/files/page16_blog_entry0_1.jpg

And The People Rose Up to Play




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