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DiaperBoy27
05-20-2009, 10:30 AM
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby! :clap:

I'm going to celebrate.

Gonzo
05-20-2009, 10:31 AM
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby! :clap:

I'm going to celebrate.

Congrats, You can name him Clotty.

L.A. Chieffan
05-20-2009, 10:31 AM
GREAT SUCCESS!!! HIIIIGH FIVEEEE!

Scorp
05-20-2009, 10:31 AM
That is great news.......next time I promise to pull out.

milkman
05-20-2009, 10:32 AM
Thank God.

Mental midgets should never procreate.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:32 AM
I love BJ week too, my friend....

Demonpenz
05-20-2009, 10:33 AM
push her down some stairs anyway

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:33 AM
Thank God.

Mental midgets should never procreate.

you hypocrite....

Katipan
05-20-2009, 10:33 AM
LOL

Not to be a debbie downer but we commonly bleed during our first trimester.

Gonzo
05-20-2009, 10:34 AM
LOL

Not to be a debbie downer but we commonly bleed during our first trimester.

So does the father... FYI (well, later in the pregnancy I suppose)

Sure-Oz
05-20-2009, 10:34 AM
LOL, love the username

jjjayb
05-20-2009, 10:34 AM
I don't know why you were worried. It wasn't yours anyway.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 10:34 AM
So does the father... FYI

No silly. The fathers bleed for the subsequent 18 years.

L.A. Chieffan
05-20-2009, 10:35 AM
push her down some stairs anyway

or maybe some 'rough' tickling? with closed fists?

Gonzo
05-20-2009, 10:35 AM
No silly. The fathers bleed for the subsequent 18 years.

Yeah,
I fixed it.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 10:37 AM
I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just retarded and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 10:38 AM
LOL

Not to be a debbie downer but we commonly bleed during our first trimester.

ROFL



She shoots...SHE SCOOORRRES!!!!!

Katipan
05-20-2009, 10:38 AM
I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just retarded and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.

LMAO

L.A. Chieffan
05-20-2009, 10:38 AM
I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just retarded and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.

whats a matter sackagoo? you're sweating.

milkman
05-20-2009, 10:38 AM
you hypocrite....

If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 10:41 AM
whats a matter sackagoo? you're sweating.

Not me. I'm celibate. I nipped a shit ton of potential problems in the bud when I made that decision four years ago.

DiaperBoy27
05-20-2009, 10:41 AM
I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future.

there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.

luv
05-20-2009, 10:43 AM
Congrats. I know the relief you feel.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:45 AM
I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just retarded and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.


I recommend the "horse shoe" technique

seclark
05-20-2009, 10:47 AM
there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.

i hope you didn't put the sandwich back in it after you were done.
sec

Dartgod
05-20-2009, 10:48 AM
I hate big sperm.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:49 AM
If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.

No, you wouldn't have the mental capacity to understand your own hypocrisies, instead just look your nose down on the rest of us and act like you know something.


:p

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:50 AM
Congrats. I know the relief you feel.


I told you, I've been fixed. I'm just a playtoy now. You can stop sweating....

Ultra Peanut
05-20-2009, 10:50 AM
prolly miscarried, woo woo

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 10:51 AM
When in doubt, and you don't wanna pull out, fucking in the ass is what it's all about.

milkman
05-20-2009, 10:53 AM
No, you wouldn't have the mental capacity to understand your own hypocrisies, instead just look your nose down on the rest of us and act like you know something.


:p

Now see, you're a bully, because you think I'm a mental midget, and are picking on me in hopes of making my brain hurt.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 10:57 AM
Now see, you're a bully, because you think I'm a mental midget, and are picking on me in hopes of making my brain hurt.


I never claimed to be a role model....

Skip Towne
05-20-2009, 10:57 AM
No, you wouldn't have the mental capacity to understand your own hypocrisies, instead just look your nose down on the rest of us and act like you know something.


:p

If he's looking down on you get off your knees.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:00 AM
When in doubt, and you don't wanna pull out, ****ing in the ass is what it's all about.

This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:00 AM
there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.

ooo what kind of antibiotics is she on?

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:04 AM
When in doubt, and you don't wanna pull out, ****ing in the ass is what it's all about.

Does the squirting of sperm in the poop chute feel different from the drizzle of jizz in the love grotto?

sedated
05-20-2009, 11:06 AM
ooo what kind of antibiotics is she on?

isn't that a myth?

Mizzou_8541
05-20-2009, 11:06 AM
Your name is Diaperboy? Appropriate.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:06 AM
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now.

random homophobic bullshit.

more random homophobic bullshitIt's not about homosexuality, it's about doing something that's taboo. Some people like that. So I've heard.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:07 AM
isn't that a myth?

Antibotics fuck up the pill but little else.

Fish
05-20-2009, 11:08 AM
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.

Sorry about your uncle touching you in the naughty place... that and your ignorance about Greek/Roman sexual practices...

beach tribe
05-20-2009, 11:10 AM
push her down some stairs anyway
ROFL

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:12 AM
It's not about homosexuality, it's about doing something that's taboo. Some people like that. So I've heard.

Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though.

And having a chick use Mr. Happy on your butt first just makes it chivalrous, understanding and even more taboo.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:12 AM
Does the squirting of sperm in the poop chute feel different from the drizzle of jizz in the love grotto?I've never felt the squirting of sperm in my poop shoot and I don't have a love grotto for the drizzling of jizz (fyi, I prefer the term "steamy strawberry love cove"), so I can't really speak on that.

Say, come to think of it, why are you asking me?!?

From a guy's perspective, I actually prefer the vagina at the point of orgasm, because if you've operated the machinery correctly, you can share the sensation. Not that I haven't done it the other way. err, I mean, heard people tell me about doing it the other way (cough, cough), and it can certainly be a good thing, too.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:14 AM
Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though. Yes, because fucking a woman up the ass is just like fucking a goat. Let's not forget that all gay men are pedophiles, too.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:14 AM
Sorry about your uncle touching you in the naughty place... that and your ignorance about Greek/Roman sexual practices...

Since when did my stance on disdain for anal sex in this thread mean that I was molested by family members? Methinks you've got a closet full of skeletons Aristophanes Jr. And did you, in a past life Mr. McClain, hang out with Nero and go swimming in his pool full of adolescent boys trained in the art of underwater sexual favors?

Pablo
05-20-2009, 11:16 AM
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.What what in the butt??

Buttsecks FTW.

milkman
05-20-2009, 11:18 AM
I never claimed to be a role model....

Oh hell!

All hope is dashed!

Iowanian
05-20-2009, 11:18 AM
Maybe take this time to master the complicated condom......or birth control pill/shot.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:19 AM
Say, come to think of it, why are you asking me?!?

Who the hell else would I ask??

Iowanian
05-20-2009, 11:20 AM
what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:20 AM
Who the hell else would I ask??I don't know...

...

...

A MIRROR!?!

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:21 AM
I don't know...

...

A MIRROR!?!

I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.

Demonpenz
05-20-2009, 11:23 AM
it is always hard to really get a good read if your girl is pregnant since she always pisses all over the place because she ways 3 bills. So you can't really just look and see if she is carrying or if she just rolled over on a hoggie or something

bobbything
05-20-2009, 11:24 AM
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.
Pardon the pun, but I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:24 AM
I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.Do I have to do all the thinking here? (http://www.sextoyparty.com/squirtingdildo.html)

Say, wait a second, why would you think I have any experience with cum in a guy's ass, either catching or pitching? :spock:

Oh god. No. They told me those videos were private.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:25 AM
Do I have to do all the thinking here? (http://www.sextoyparty.com/squirtingdildo.html)

Say, wait a second, why would you think I have any experience with cum in a guy's ass, either catching or pitching? :spock:

Oh god. No. They told me those videos were private.

You better hope I'm never your Secret Santa or something.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:26 AM
That feeling of relief is a good feeling.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:27 AM
I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

Iowanian
05-20-2009, 11:28 AM
He's very very into ATM.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:29 AM
If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.

I imagine you as an actual midget, whether or not you are one. You kinda look like this in my head:

http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/elfman/77/ysguns2.gif

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:29 AM
You better hope I'm never your Secret Santa or something.Just remember, baby...anything you can do, I can do better.


I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can.


I usually keep the best evil ideas to myself.

bluehawkdoc
05-20-2009, 11:29 AM
there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.


If you are too small to wear a condom, then you should probably keep it in the diaper, boy.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Not me. I'm celibate. I nipped a shit ton of potential problems in the bud when I made that decision four years ago.

Isn't that the same thing as just not being able to get some. I love when people make this excuse for being a complete loser.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Just remember, baby...anything you can do, I can do better.


I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can.


I usually keep the best evil ideas to myself.

I can knit.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm glad I can make my own decisions as to what I want or don't want in my ass.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:31 AM
I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

He's very very into ATM.Ass to mandible?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:31 AM
I can knit.I can knot.

luv
05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
Antibotics **** up the pill but little else.

Yep, last time my doc prescribed the pill and some antibiotics, she told me to make sure to remember that the antibiotics would render the pill useless.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
I can knot.

groan

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
I'm glad I can make my own decisions as to what I want or don't want in my ass.That doesn't sound like a good little submissive wife.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
Yep, last time my doc prescribed the pill and some antibiotics, she told me to make sure to remember that the antibiotics would render the pill useless.

That's how I got the beautiful and talented Autumn Lynn.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
groanDon't blame me. You put it on the tee.

bevischief
05-20-2009, 11:33 AM
This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.

ROFL

Mr. Plow
05-20-2009, 11:33 AM
Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though.

And having a chick use Mr. Happy on your butt first just makes it chivalrous, understanding and even more taboo.


Your chick has fucked you in the ass, hasn't she?

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:34 AM
what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

You illiterate redneck. I posed a hypothetical that if I was a woman, and being a woman, having a nine inch vibrating Nu-skin dildo in my nightstand, let alone an Ultra-2000 rotating Rhino and a set of Ben-wa balls, a remotely operated vibrating egg, a set of battery operated nipple exciters, a copy of the Karma Sutra, etc., would not be a complete stretch. And, in having such an implement of sexual gratification and still maintaining the hypothetical female perspective, faced with a male partner wishing to penetrate my anal orifice with his penis, I would allow him to do so only unless he was willing to take said nine inch dildo up his ass as vigorously and for a time period relative to what he was inclined to do so to mine. Otherwise, it's complete hypocrisy. Guys have a butthole just as much as girls do. Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.

bevischief
05-20-2009, 11:34 AM
what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

ROFL

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:35 AM
Yes, because ****ing a woman up the ass is just like ****ing a goat. Let's not forget that all gay men are pedophiles, too.

I love that idea that all gay men are pedophiles. People just don't realize that it's not a gay thing, it's a male thing. Men in general are more likely to be pedophiles, and just about the same percent of gays are pedophiles as in the rest of the male population.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:35 AM
That doesn't sound like a good little submissive wife.

I'm glad I get to make my own decision on whether or not I want to be submissive.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:36 AM
I'm glad I get to make my own decision on whether or not I want to be submissive.This women's lib business has ruined it for us menfolk, dadgumit.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:36 AM
I can knot.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:38 AM
I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.

I just shuttered reading this. The last time I felt this dirty was when I found out that Tim Krumrie was going to continue to be our d-line coach.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:38 AM
This women's lib business has ruined it for us menfolk, dadgumit.

yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:38 AM
I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:38 AM
I just shuttered reading this. The last time I felt this dirty was when I found out that Tim Krumrie was going to continue to be our d-line coach.You just want him to give you a little slap and tickle test.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-20-2009, 11:38 AM
What. In. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On. In. Here.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
05-20-2009, 11:39 AM
Hey, in 5 to 7 days you can dive back in!

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:39 AM
I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:39 AM
yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I seeI was with you there until the end.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:40 AM
Your chick has ****ed you in the ass, hasn't she?

A couple of times. Why?

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:40 AM
I was with you there until the end.

And I thought you were sexually free

shitgoose
05-20-2009, 11:41 AM
Reading this thread reminds me of the Frank Zappa song "Bobby Brown"

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:41 AM
Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

How dumb is that? There are no "rights" except what we give ourselves. Just because I like something done to me doesn't mean I have any desire to do it to someone else.

And since all of us get off in different ways, why is it so much of a stretch to believe it doesn't have the potential to feel absolutly amazing to be filled in such a naughty way?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:41 AM
Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

Mr. Plow
05-20-2009, 11:42 AM
What. In. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On. In. Here.


Talking about periods, anal sex, goat fucking, and a little bit of oral. You know, the usual.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:42 AM
I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

You are so adamant in your wishy washyness.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:42 AM
And I thought you were sexually freeI am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:43 AM
Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

I agree. There's some reason for him being celibate other than "he chose to." I'm guessing he has a club foot...

bobbything
05-20-2009, 11:44 AM
And, in having such an implement of sexual gratification and still maintaining the hypothetical female perspective, faced with a male partner wishing to penetrate my anal orifice with his penis, I would allow him to do so only unless he was willing to take said nine inch dildo up his ass as vigorously and for a time period relative to what he was inclined to do so to mine. Otherwise, it's complete hypocrisy. Guys have a butthole just as much as girls do. Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.
But you're not a female. No matter how real the hypothetical may seem to you, you have no idea how a female thinks. Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, some women like it? And that each and every anal sex encounter isn't confined to the man demanding it from his partner? Just a thought.

The black and white world you're living in needs some sunlight to add the necessary shades of gray.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:44 AM
Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

ugh. I could have lived without that visual.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:44 AM
ugh. I could have lived without that visual.I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:45 AM
I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

Maybe you should try it before you knock it. I mean, the men on the Sirius playboy channel say it's the best orgasm they've ever had?

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:45 AM
I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

I'm still dreading the pooper check when I'm older...

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:45 AM
I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

I do appreciate your openness and vulnerability.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 11:46 AM
Talking about periods, anal sex, goat ****ing, and a little bit of oral. Just the usual.

Nothing like these topics to get me through the offseason... or probably the regular season if it's anything like last the last two years...

Mr. Plow
05-20-2009, 11:47 AM
I'm still dreading the pooper check when I'm older...

Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY fucking fast.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:47 AM
Maybe you should try it before you knock it. I mean, the men on the Sirius playboy channel say it's the best orgasm they've ever had?That there is a far, far cry from "makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see"...I'm still dreading the pooper check when I'm older...You and me both, brother. And my dad has had all kinds of those issues.

Skip Towne
05-20-2009, 11:47 AM
I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

Not me. I'm talking about it forever.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 11:47 AM
And my dad has had all kinds of those issues.

Your dad just really likes the pooper check. :D

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:48 AM
Your dad just really likes the pooper check. :DHe might. I don't know. It's not something we discuss over dinner.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:49 AM
Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?

Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.
Not me. I'm talking about it forever.Okay, although I'm not sure why you'd talk about women giving me oral forever. But, hey, whatever gets you through the night.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:49 AM
That there is a far, far cry from "makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see"...You and me both, brother. And my dad has had all kinds of those issues.


Well that was more of a joke for Sacc's benefit. I'm not so liberated that I would put a 9in dildo up anyone's ass, to be honest. I don't want a 9in dildo up my own ass, in fact. And if we're really being honest....there's not too many men out there whose penises mimic that of a 9in dildo, I mean, let's be real about this.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 11:50 AM
Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.

But you're ok with it as long as she wants it that way, right?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 11:52 AM
Well that was more of a joke for Sacc's benefit. I'm not so liberated that I would put a 9in dildo up anyone's ass, to be honest. I don't want a 9in dildo up my own ass, in fact. And if we're really being honest....there's not too many men out there whose penises mimic that of a 9in dildo, I mean, let's be real about this.Mine does. But only if I get to count sticking it in twice.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 11:56 AM
Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure.

LOL.

I know the last time I got head, and held the back of her head and thrust my rod into her mouth until she gagged, repeating over and over "Suck it you filthy cunt, you dirty whore of a woman, ahh fuck yeah I enjoy being dominant!!!"

I'd imagine most girls give head because they like to do it or they want to please their partner.

My ex gave lousy head, and I didn't ask for it often, nor did I force the issue. But when I did get it, it was because SHE wanted to do it. The same with anal sex. If a woman doesn't want to get fucked in the ass, then she's not going to let you, and if you want to be dominant, and do it anyhow...well that's called rape.

Don't act like anal sex or blowjobs are some sort of deviant act that alpha males force poor little innocent women into. A lot of chicks are dirty sluts that will go ATM.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 11:59 AM
How dumb is that? There are no "rights" except what we give ourselves. Just because I like something done to me doesn't mean I have any desire to do it to someone else.

And since all of us get off in different ways, why is it so much of a stretch to believe it doesn't have the potential to feel absolutly amazing to be filled in such a naughty way?

If you don't want to reciprocate then that is your prerogative. I just think that if a man is so incline to have anal sex with a woman, that he should prepare himself for the reciprocal action. Otherwise, it makes him a hypocrite. A guy has a butthole the same as a woman. No difference between her getting it stuffed and him. If you don't want to do that, that's your choice. I'm not saying you have to. It's like the sado/masochist partnering.

However, I think that it's a bit demonstrative and demeaning and selfish if a guy wants to give a woman anal sex, but won't let her do it to him. If she doesn't want to, that's one thing, but it's downright piggish not to expect her to reciprocate in any event.

Mr. Plow
05-20-2009, 12:00 PM
LOL.

I know the last time I got head, and held the back of her head and thrust my rod into her mouth until she gagged, repeating over and over "Suck it you filthy cunt, you dirty whore of a woman, ahh fuck yeah I enjoy being dominant!!!"


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I literally laughed for 5 minutes. Nice.

Ultra Peanut
05-20-2009, 12:01 PM
What what in the butt??

Buttsecks FTW.Samwellllll

I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.YO MOUTH AIN'T MAAAADE FOR THAT!

bobbything
05-20-2009, 12:02 PM
Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.
You've got to be an accountant.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:02 PM
UP, you are so random. I love it.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 12:03 PM
That's kind of like saying your girlfriend shouldn't eat liver and onions or read romance novels or listen to deathmetal just because they aren't things that you enjoy. It's okay to want to do different things. A real relationship probably won't die because she likes a cock up her ass and you don't.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:03 PM
You are so adamant in your wishy washyness.

And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:05 PM
That's kind of like saying your girlfriend shouldn't eat liver and onions or read romance novels or listen to deathmetal just because they aren't things that you enjoy. It's okay to want to do different things. A real relationship probably won't die because she likes a cock up her ass and you don't.No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:07 PM
And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

she generally likes it the other way around

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 12:07 PM
No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.You know, cunnilingus isn't really reciprocation of fellatio. If you want your woman to suck your cock, you better be ready to suck a mutual friend's. 'cause fair is fair.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:08 PM
No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.

gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:08 PM
If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but fucking is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"

luv
05-20-2009, 12:10 PM
I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"

LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:10 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 12:11 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.What was his name?

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:11 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Congratulations? Was it your first one?

Fish
05-20-2009, 12:11 PM
If you don't want to reciprocate then that is your prerogative. I just think that if a man is so incline to have anal sex with a woman, that he should prepare himself for the reciprocal action. Otherwise, it makes him a hypocrite. A guy has a butthole the same as a woman. No difference between her getting it stuffed and him. If you don't want to do that, that's your choice. I'm not saying you have to. It's like the sado/masochist partnering.

However, I think that it's a bit demonstrative and demeaning and selfish if a guy wants to give a woman anal sex, but won't let her do it to him. If she doesn't want to, that's one thing, but it's downright piggish not to expect her to reciprocate in any event.

Sounds like you've been given a guilt trip about sex for years.... That's too bad. Sex, in all it's various wonderful forms, is not bad for you. It doesn't turn you into a sex offender. It's not evil and demeaning just because some silly woman told you so. And just because one of the partners enjoys something, it doesn't mean that it must be dealt out in equal portions to the other partner as well. Sex isn't about equality. Not in the slightest. I'm not sure why you're so hung up on that. In fact, a lot of sex partners enjoy dominance/submission from their partner. To the point of it being a common part of sex play. If you require equality in your sex life, it's going to be pretty boring. I hope that's not the reasoning behind your celibacy....

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:11 PM
gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:12 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.How much did that cost ya?

luv
05-20-2009, 12:13 PM
Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.

Even half of that would not go up my ass. Make it 14, and it would be a little less scary.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:13 PM
But you're not a female. No matter how real the hypothetical may seem to you, you have no idea how a female thinks. Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, some women like it? And that each and every anal sex encounter isn't confined to the man demanding it from his partner? Just a thought.

The black and white world you're living in needs some sunlight to add the necessary shades of gray.

No, it's you living in a black and white world where it's okay for a guy to do anything to a woman and just expect that she'll like it because, well, it's you, and you are a guy, and well, she's a woman. I understand there are some psychological differences in the thought processes between a man and a woman based on biological differences. I also understand that there are mutually agreed upon sexual acts that go beyond the "normalized" sexual understandings. However, I was simply commenting on the growing references in US culture to "buttsecks!," as it relates to peoples perceptions of this as an accepted and normalized sexual act.

There is a growing concern with numerous sociologists, sex researchers, psychologists, etc., about the effects of the ever increasing access and participation in such "taboo" sexual acts, particularly as perceived by the younger generations who have the potential to normalize such acts due to their burgeoning prevalence on internet pornography sites.

I live in a world of grey. Jean Dixon would define my aura as "pewter." You need to be a bit more perceptive my friend.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:14 PM
Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.

I do. I do not want 9 in. up my ass. Less then that, ok, but 9 inches? No. I'm sorry, but no.

luv
05-20-2009, 12:14 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.

:eek:


:cuss:


You said you wouldn't tell!

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:15 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Congratulations? Was it your first one?

It was the first of yesterday, yes.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:15 PM
Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY ****ing fast.

Actually, they say that approximately 90% of men end up dying with (not from) some form of prostate cancer. It's incredibly slow growing, and if it shows up on scans after about the age of 65, don't worry too much about it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:15 PM
How much did that cost ya?

I have to listen to her every day.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 12:15 PM
No, it's you living in a black and white world where it's okay for a guy to do anything to a woman and just expect that she'll like it because, well, it's you, and you are a guy, and well, she's a woman. I understand there are some psychological differences in the thought processes between a man and a woman based on biological differences. I also understand that there are mutually agreed upon sexual acts that go beyond the "normalized" sexual understandings. However, I was simply commenting on the growing references in US culture to "buttsecks!," as it relates to peoples perceptions of this as an accepted and normalized sexual act.

There is a growing concern with numerous sociologists, sex researchers, psychologists, etc., about the effects of the ever increasing access and participation in such "taboo" sexual acts, particularly as perceived by the younger generations who have the potential to normalize such acts due to their burgeoning prevalence on internet pornography sites.

I live in a world of grey. Jean Dixon would define my aura as "pewter." You need to be a bit more perceptive my friend.

It actually makes a lot of sense. As long as people are making informed, nonforced, choices, I totally agree.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:16 PM
I have to listen to her every day.At least you two seemed to have found one way to keep her quiet for a few minutes.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:16 PM
:eek:


:cuss:


You said you wouldn't tell!

I didn't mention names... nice job keeping the secret.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:17 PM
At least you two seemed to have found one way to keep her quiet for a few minutes.

If you knew her you'd know what kind of ****ing miracle that is. I dig the hell out of her but she's a piece of work. And she knows it. And she enjoys it too much.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 12:18 PM
Perhaps. However, I just try to take a more understanding approach to oral sex. It's not like I'm going to turn it down, but I'm not going to be the "dominant male" who forces the woman to preform oral such more for an act of submission rather than an act of pleasure. If it's on acceptable terms to both parties, I don't have a problem receiving oral stimulation. However, I don't necessarily like or appreciate the negative connotations that it can have, especially from a female to male perspective.

And it's not that I have a problem with submission/domination type of role playing either. That can be rather fun when both parties are in complete understanding of such a situation.

It's the blowjob as a demeaning, domineering thing that I have a problem with.This makes me think that you were forced to suck dick at some point in your life.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:19 PM
... A lot of chicks are dirty sluts that will go ATM.

This is what I have a problem with. The generalization that there are a lot of woman who are "dirty sluts" who do things like that. I can't imagine that being ultimately enjoyable for anyone outside of a handful of fetish freaks. It's this type of demeaning generalization that bothers me.

Pioli Zombie
05-20-2009, 12:20 PM
push her down some stairs anyway

A good horseback ride.
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EyePod
05-20-2009, 12:21 PM
Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.

I can't imagine having 9 inches of anything in me at any time. Maybe spaghetti.. but that's after I've chewed it up...

wild1
05-20-2009, 12:21 PM
the adult entertainment industry has every woman trying to emulate these 'entertainers'. it's not healthy for them or for society as a whole.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:22 PM
she generally likes it the other way around

That works too.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:24 PM
gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?

Actually, he's not. 18 inches is the typical size for the "double dong." (I call mine, "The Mule.")

EyePod
05-20-2009, 12:24 PM
This is what I have a problem with. The generalization that there are a lot of woman who are "dirty sluts" who do things like that. I can't imagine that being ultimately enjoyable for anyone outside of a handful of fetish freaks. It's this type of demeaning generalization that bothers me.

I think that it was a joke. Really, the main point that I would take out of it is that women get just as horny as men, they just don't have a divining rod that announces it to the rest of the world.

Lumpy
05-20-2009, 12:24 PM
9 Inches FTW! Yay!

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:24 PM
This is what I have a problem with. The generalization that there are a lot of woman who are "dirty sluts" who do things like that. I can't imagine that being ultimately enjoyable for anyone outside of a handful of fetish freaks. It's this type of demeaning generalization that bothers me.There are also a lot of guys who are filthy fuckers that will do all sorts of shit just to get off. So, it's not a one-way street.

There are dirty sluts and there are filthy fuckers. Hopefully they find each other and have all sorts of demeaning, evil sex together.

EyePod
05-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Actually, he's not. 18 inches is the typical size for the "double dong." (I call mine, "The Mule.")

This is at least one of the reason's you've "chosen" to be celibate.

Ultra Peanut
05-20-2009, 12:25 PM
UP, you are so random. I love it.Use your allusion (http://buttaintmadefordat.ytmnd.com/) and you can be fun, too!

lesbianism bout to take over our community

bobbything
05-20-2009, 12:25 PM
No, it's you living in a black and white world where it's okay for a guy to do anything to a woman and just expect that she'll like it because, well, it's you, and you are a guy, and well, she's a woman.
The above shows that you didn't read one thing that I wrote.

luv
05-20-2009, 12:26 PM
9 Inches FTW! Yay!

Congrats. You're more woman than I'll ever be.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:28 PM
I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"

Sure, if you haven't evolved emotionally and sexually beyond an ape. This has it's place every once and a while, but there is also a place for the meta-physical, the id if you will, to be incorporated into the sexual process to create a higher level of experience in terms of both the physical and the emotional.

I think guys that think that women prefer an ape are really no more than apes without creative, intellectual thought and actions and are apes because they like it, not the other way around.

Valiant
05-20-2009, 12:28 PM
This is what I have a problem with. The generalization that there are a lot of woman who are "dirty sluts" who do things like that. I can't imagine that being ultimately enjoyable for anyone outside of a handful of fetish freaks. It's this type of demeaning generalization that bothers me.

Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..

Count Alex's Losses
05-20-2009, 12:30 PM
the adult entertainment industry has every woman trying to emulate these 'entertainers'. it's not healthy for them or for society as a whole.

Stop loving god and christ, jesus.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 12:31 PM
yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see


[sheepishly turning my ass away from you]

KcKing
05-20-2009, 12:32 PM
There is a growing concern with numerous sociologists, sex researchers, psychologists, etc., about the effects of the ever increasing access and participation in such "taboo" sexual acts, particularly as perceived by the younger generations who have the potential to normalize such acts due to their burgeoning prevalence on internet pornography sites

Not sure how to tell you this... But as far as anal is concerned... The younger generations can't normalize it... (We already did that years ago.)

When I met my wife, she was into anal... Told me she loved it... After I hooked her up, she said it hurt too much and was all "no tks sir" after that... Well... I guess what I'm tryin to say is... Where's these 9 inch dildo takin chicks?? Maybe they can give her some advice in the art of penis to posterior positioning....
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Lumpy
05-20-2009, 12:32 PM
Congrats. You're more woman than I'll ever be.

Thx! It's all about taking it 1 inch at a time. :D

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 12:35 PM
I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.


I'm smack dab in the middle of BJ week, my girl likes to take care of me.....

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 12:37 PM
Sure, if you haven't evolved emotionally and sexually beyond an ape. This has it's place every once and a while, but there is also a place for the meta-physical, the id if you will, to be incorporated into the sexual process to create a higher level of experience in terms of both the physical and the emotional.

I think guys that think that women prefer an ape are really no more than apes without creative, intellectual thought and actions and are apes because they like it, not the other way around.


We've been having fun with a wall mirror lately. getting some interesting views for both of us....

Katipan
05-20-2009, 12:37 PM
And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.

Only if I get to reciprocate.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:38 PM
Sounds like you've been given a guilt trip about sex for years.... That's too bad. Sex, in all it's various wonderful forms, is not bad for you. It doesn't turn you into a sex offender. It's not evil and demeaning just because some silly woman told you so. And just because one of the partners enjoys something, it doesn't mean that it must be dealt out in equal portions to the other partner as well. Sex isn't about equality. Not in the slightest. I'm not sure why you're so hung up on that. In fact, a lot of sex partners enjoy dominance/submission from their partner. To the point of it being a common part of sex play. If you require equality in your sex life, it's going to be pretty boring. I hope that's not the reasoning behind your celibacy....

Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

Fish
05-20-2009, 12:38 PM
I'm too intellectual for sex.... you damn filthy apes....

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 12:40 PM
Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..


yup, surprise her with a bit of a thumb to anus massage when you are behind her. You'll know if she's not into it. Time it with her O and she may even learn that she really does like it......

Katipan
05-20-2009, 12:43 PM
You know, cunnilingus isn't really reciprocation of fellatio. If you want your woman to suck your cock, you better be ready to suck a mutual friend's. 'cause fair is fair.

If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:45 PM
If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.Oh wow.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:45 PM
This makes me think that you were forced to suck dick at some point in your life.

Nope. Not once. However, I'm glad I could provide some imagined visual fantasy for you on a Wednesday afternoon. Pretty ghey fantasy Eyepod, but whatever floats your boat.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 12:46 PM
I'm smack dab in the middle of BJ week, my girl likes to take care of me.....

Yeah... she does a good job


I mean... congratulations.

Fish
05-20-2009, 12:48 PM
Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

You're so damn inconsistent here, I'm not sure what to say. Yeah you used to **** like cracked out rabbits, but sex should be about equality. You freakin love sex, yet you're celibate. Yes you did nasty farm animal things to her, but sex is meant to be between the thighs like the Romans did... Sex acts might be unequal, but you must have emotional equality for it to be enjoyable. Prostate stimulation is great, but don't be an ass-raping ape cause that's psychologically baaaaad...

Seriously.....

Pablo
05-20-2009, 12:51 PM
You're so damn inconsistent here, I'm not sure what to say. Yeah you used to **** like cracked out rabbits, but sex should be about equality. You freakin love sex, yet you're celibate. Yes you did nasty farm animal things to her, but sex is meant to be between the thighs like the Romans did... Sex acts might be unequal, but you must have emotional equality for it to be enjoyable. Prostate stimulation is great, but don't be an ass-raping ape cause that's psychologically baaaaad...

Seriously.....Maybe he just means you need her consent to do filthy farm animals things to her. She just needs to be in touch with her 'id' and realize she's assuming the role of a goat wearing leather chaps, and that it's her personal choice to be this goat; not one you're forcing on her.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 12:53 PM
If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

baby hole.... rep!

I love eating pussy. My girl lets me sometimes, but she doesn't like it so much. I think she's afraid she'll squirt in my mouth. I'm not going to lie, I'd like to get her to, just to try once.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:55 PM
This is at least one of the reason's you've "chosen" to be celibate.

I never used it. Physically, I mean. It was for a girlfriend and her girlfriend that got used a couple of times during multiple partner activities. Anyway, the 18 inches simply gives you manuevering room during such situations. However, I do have a single phallus dildo that measures something like 11" x 2 3/4". That's one big sumabitch! Like I said, you've got to be prepared for any eventuality.

MOhillbilly
05-20-2009, 12:58 PM
Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

Do you believe your own bullshit? im not sure you are a intact member of either sex. The kinda sexlife you describe would take weeks just to be able to pinch a nipple.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..

I've had enough partners to formulate a general understanding. But thank you for continuing my theories on this subject as it relates to a man's perception of what woman like.

Pablo
05-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Do you believe your own bullshit? im not sure you are a intact member of either sex. The kinda sexlife you describe would take weeks just to be able to pinch a nipple.Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.

LMAO

MOhillbilly
05-20-2009, 01:02 PM
Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.

bag of contracts.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 01:02 PM
Only if I get to reciprocate.

I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.

shitgoose
05-20-2009, 01:05 PM
I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.

seek help

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 01:05 PM
Maybe he just means you need her consent to do filthy farm animals things to her. She just needs to be in touch with her 'id' and realize she's assuming the role of a goat wearing leather chaps, and that it's her personal choice to be this goat; not one you're forcing on her.

Geez...I never thought about chaps...And I've seen a pair that were actually covered in long alpaca llama fur...*shivers in excitement*

Katipan
05-20-2009, 01:07 PM
I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.

Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.

MOhillbilly
05-20-2009, 01:17 PM
Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.

like to play with fire, huh?

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 01:21 PM
Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.

I guess it really depends on what you define as a "man." I have to apologize in that I don't understand what you mean by "pushing" in terms of probing the expanses of an individual's "manhood." Physically? Emotionally? Both? Intellectually?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 01:22 PM
Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.Shut up and get back on your knees, face down. I didn't say you could look back at me. I'd rather pull your hair, but I'll hold your head down in the pillow if I have to. There we go. Now...

Katipan
05-20-2009, 01:26 PM
The last 3 posts play like an episode of "One of these things don't belong" on Sesame Street. A dirty filthy Amsterdam like Sesame Street. Where Art and Bernie are just friends and the only one that works is the black guy and... wait... what?

I guess it really depends on what you define as a "man." I have to apologize in that I don't understand what you mean by "pushing" in terms of probing the expanses of an individual's "manhood." Physically? Emotionally? Both? Intellectually?

Really doesn't.

You could substitute man for woman, goat, neanderthal, or ice cream maker.

I make it a general rule to **** men.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 01:29 PM
I make it a general rule to **** men. Fat men. Thin Men. Tall men. Short men. Hairy men. Smelly men. Drunk men. Sober men. Rich men. Poor men. Young men. Old men. Mer fucks em all!

[duck]

Skip Towne
05-20-2009, 01:31 PM
Geez...I never thought about chaps...And I've seen a pair that were actually covered in long alpaca llama fur...*shivers in excitement*

Alpaca!! Did you catch that Mer?

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-20-2009, 01:32 PM
I'm not sure if this thread has lost it's burst or gained a whole new one.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 01:36 PM
Fat men. Thin Men. Tall men. Short men. Hairy men. Smelly men. Drunk men. Sober men. Rich men. Poor men. Young men. Old men. Mer ****s em all!

[duck]

No smelly or old. Wait. I guess that's a relative thing. No relatives either!

Alpaca!! Did you catch that Mer?

Your next prostate exam shall be sooner than you expect.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 01:39 PM
No smelly or old.Well fuck, I'm out.Wait. I guess that's a relative thing. No relatives either!Not even a hot third cousin four times removed?

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 01:40 PM
The last 3 posts play like an episode of "One of these things don't belong" on Sesame Street. A dirty filthy Amsterdam like Sesame Street. Where Art and Bernie are just friends and the only one that works is the black guy and... wait... what?



Really doesn't.

You could substitute man for woman, goat, neanderthal, or ice cream maker.

I make it a general rule to **** men.

That I get, but the "push" thing implies that there is more to it that simple sexual relations. Perhaps this is why I embrace celibacy now. Pigs have sex. Dogs have sex. I've had sex. You've had sex. Perhaps I'm looking for a little more than just humping. Maybe I've just cashed out. Who knows. It's like, you aren't going to do anything that remarkably different in terms of sexual acts that I haven't already done baring any of the fringe fetish stuff.

I was just curious about the "I find satisfaction in dominance by pushing to see how much of a man I'm with." (paraphrased) There just seemed to be more to the word "pushing" than just animals humping each other. A pursuit of a quasi-interrelated intellectual/emotional/physical state of nirvana that transcends the perceived boundaries of satisfaction.

sedated
05-20-2009, 01:41 PM
Thx! It's all about taking it 1 inch at a time. :D

this made me get a hardon and lose it all at the same time

Katipan
05-20-2009, 01:44 PM
I was just curious about the "I find satisfaction in dominance by pushing to see how much of a man I'm with." (paraphrased) There just seemed to be more to the word "pushing" than just animals humping each other.

That's not at all what I said. I find satisfaction is many many many ways and things. When I'm dominant, the reason I gave is the reason behind it. I told you that so that you would understand why whipping you would be very very very enjoyable but in no way sexual for me.

A pursuit of a quasi-interrelated intellectual/emotional/physical state of nirvana that transcends the perceived boundaries of satisfaction.

That's how I decide who to sleep with.
Thankfully it can happen in 30 seconds.

Fish
05-20-2009, 01:45 PM
<object width="425" height="344">Damn bunch of mammals anyway....




<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8fqncj3G6tg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

Jilly
05-20-2009, 02:03 PM
I make it a general rule to **** men.

Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 02:05 PM
Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.It's okay, I can take it. Plus i don't have feelings. Which is always a plus.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 02:06 PM
Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

I hope she knows it would be making sweet love.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 02:06 PM
It's okay, I can take it. Plus i don't have feelings. Which is always a plus.

But I do. And I'm very hurt at her exclusivity here.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 02:07 PM
But I do. And I'm very hurt at her exclusivity here.She's just saying she wants you to use a strap on. Don't take things so personally.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 02:22 PM
That's not at all what I said. I find satisfaction is many many many ways and things. When I'm dominant, the reason I gave is the reason behind it. I told you that so that you would understand why whipping you would be very very very enjoyable but in no way sexual for me.

Okay. We're on the same page.

That's how I decide who to sleep with.
Thankfully it can happen in 30 seconds.

You're lucky. I haven't found someone like that in four years. Perhaps I'm being a bit too selective at this point.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 02:23 PM
Okay. We're on the same page.



You're lucky. I haven't found someone like that in four years. Perhaps I'm being a bit too selective at this point.

Maybe you shouldn't show her your box of sex toys on the first date?

Jilly
05-20-2009, 02:24 PM
She's just saying she wants you to use a strap on. Don't take things so personally.

if she can take 9 inches, then ok....as long as she's under the understanding that I will not reciprocate

gblowfish
05-20-2009, 02:25 PM
The CP just gets weirder and weirder.
And when the going gets weird, he weird turn pro.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 02:31 PM
Maybe you shouldn't show her your box of sex toys on the first date?

That used to be my third date ice breaker. First dates usually just end in with a foot massage and a little light petting. Maybe some oral sex. I'm all for taking my time these days.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 02:32 PM
if she can take 9 inches, then ok....as long as she's under the understanding that I will not reciprocateShe'd laugh at your nine inches and ask where the rest was. It's a little known fact that "katipan" is apache for "grand canyon".

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:19 PM
She'd laugh at your nine inches and ask where the rest was. It's a little known fact that "katipan" is apache for "grand canyon".

Nine inches would come out my belly button.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 03:28 PM
Nine inches would come out my belly button.How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.

Iowanian
05-20-2009, 03:28 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure Roman will issue you another one of your cousins to marry when they turn 13. You may also be one of those people who would suck on a muddy h'roid.

You were getting a raw deal though, if you were taking 9" of plastic only to issue 3" of skin.


You illiterate redneck.
However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.

Iowanian
05-20-2009, 03:34 PM
Since my dad has had prostate cancer, I get the "check" earlier than most men. 35ish or so which is coming up REALLLLLLY ****ing fast.


Anyone who says it isn't every bit as bad as you'd ever imagine is either a liar or gay.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:35 PM
How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.

Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 03:37 PM
Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?I don't think I've ever called him a friend, but I never go anywhere without him.

Mr. Plow
05-20-2009, 03:39 PM
Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?

Actually, he's bringing me and I'm bringing a couple friends....got to get you the full 4.5 inches.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 03:40 PM
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 03:42 PM
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.You're lucky. I'm only breathing hard.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:43 PM
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.

LMAO LMAO

yes. yes you are.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 03:45 PM
The beauty of the recent exchange is that I'm the one who wouldn't ever come. ROFL

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Performance anxiety?

Smoke this.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 03:54 PM
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 03:56 PM
How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.


don't be stealing my short dick sthick

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:56 PM
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.

Are you implying that a way exists to coax you to this one?

Jilly
05-20-2009, 03:56 PM
You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.

It's Oct. 11, right?

Katipan
05-20-2009, 03:57 PM
don't be stealing my short dick sthick

Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 03:58 PM
I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.

4.5 inch clitoris?

this thread is worthless without pics....

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 03:59 PM
Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!

Oh Christ...*winces thinking about rubbing a wang on an opened can of tuna*

Yeah, I took it literally, but damn...

Katipan
05-20-2009, 04:00 PM
Oh Christ...*winces thinking about rubbing a wang on an opened can of tuna*

Yeah, I took it literally, but damn...

What if it was opened with one of those nifty can openers that takes the whole top off with no jagged edges?

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 04:00 PM
Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!


Yes I can, like a toothpick can scrape the sides of 30 gallon trash can.....

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:00 PM
Are you implying that a way exists to coax you to this one?I'm not sure whether to answer with no, or to invoke my fifth amendment rights.It's Oct. 11, right?I have no idea. If it is in october, then it's about 99.999% that I won't be there. October and March are my worst work months of the year.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:02 PM
don't be stealing my short dick sthickWe should probably stop here. Usually when guys whip out the measuring stick, it's not to figure out who's smaller.

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 04:02 PM
It's Oct. 11, right?

is it really? weird, I just got shipping orders for Oct 13, if I go this time.....

Jilly
05-20-2009, 04:04 PM
I dont' know, I was just referring to when Katipan would be in town

Katipan
05-20-2009, 04:04 PM
is it really? weird, I just got shipping orders for Oct 13, if I go this time.....

That would be a helluva "see you soon" party.

Saccopoo
05-20-2009, 04:06 PM
What if it was opened with one of those nifty can openers that takes the whole top off with no jagged edges?

Personally, I'd rather taste sashimi grade Toro than worry about digging out canned tuna with a stick...

KCChiefsMan
05-20-2009, 04:07 PM
condoms, use them

crazycoffey
05-20-2009, 04:08 PM
That would be a helluva "see you soon" party.


agreed, but enough of this serious babble, and back to talking about my 2inch dick in your tuna can!!!!!!

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:09 PM
agreed, but enough of this serious babble, and back to talking about my 2inch dick in your tuna can!!!!!!That would be like a centipede in a bathtub.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 04:16 PM
ooo think of all those fuzzy feet

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:22 PM
Centipedes don't wear slippers.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Centipedes don't wear slippers.

it's hard to find them in their size

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:25 PM
it's hard to find them in their sizeAnd she takes it back to the issue of size.

Katipan
05-20-2009, 04:32 PM
LMAO LMAO

One of my favorite things about you 2 is I could totally imagine this exact same conversation in person.

Jilly
05-20-2009, 04:36 PM
LMAO LMAO

One of my favorite things about you 2 is I could totally imagine this exact same conversation in person.

It's true. I totally would.

keg in kc
05-20-2009, 04:37 PM
The problems with conversations in person are that I don't have a backspace to clear away the truly insane things that pop into my head. I'm missing that brain/mouth filter thingy.