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bevischief
05-21-2009, 07:25 PM
Does your poop float or sink?
:D

booger
05-21-2009, 07:27 PM
sinks. Allthough it could float. Hard to explain really. After dropping a log all the water in the bowl is gone. The turd just engulfs it all.

el borracho
05-21-2009, 07:31 PM
Absolutely!

chiefs1111
05-21-2009, 07:32 PM
well this thread is going to be interesting

Buehler445
05-21-2009, 07:33 PM
Sinks almost all the time. STINKS 100% of the time
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KCChiefsMan
05-21-2009, 07:34 PM
I think it depends on what ya eat.

Fairplay
05-21-2009, 07:43 PM
If you eat a lot of fattening foods it is more likely to float.

BWillie
05-21-2009, 07:48 PM
Mine sink like a rock. Then clog up the toilet. For some reason regular home toilets cannot take my shit. It will overflow everytime. I've grown fond of shitting in public. Gotta love industrial toilets. I actually have a long plastic knives in my bathroom so I can cut up my shit so it goes down. Honest to god. Nothing else I can do

crazycoffey
05-21-2009, 07:59 PM
lately it's come out and just made toilet chili, if you really want to know.....

Jilly
05-21-2009, 08:02 PM
Sinks every time... I'd worry if it floated

booger
05-21-2009, 08:05 PM
between the size of the turds (length and girth) and the wrest of the time seems to be the ones where you never seem like your done wiping............I think someone should invent an in line garbage disposal contraption type divice except for the toilet and not the sink. shred that shat right up/down.

booger
05-21-2009, 08:08 PM
lately it's come out and just made toilet chili, if you really want to know.....

the type where it explodes when it hits the back of the toilet wall? I hate that. I want to reach for the shower head and just power wash my ass it goes every which way. OMFG there is sh!t everywhere.

Ari Chi3fs
05-21-2009, 08:09 PM
Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.

booger
05-21-2009, 08:14 PM
sometimes when i know i got a nice solid log i put a paper towel down first. the drop that sucker down and it neatly wraps itself like a subway sandwich. In fact subway sandwhich napkins work well too. then i scream #2 your orders ready and flush while pretending that on the other end of the sewer pipes some doooosh is there to eat my poop sandwhich. I know its not true butt it makes pooping more fun.

BWillie
05-21-2009, 08:15 PM
Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.

I know this is bad, but my step-dad told me this weekend he had to rush home to shit out a large Obama doll. It cracked me up.

booger
05-21-2009, 08:19 PM
i don't get why sometimes they come out like rabbit turds being shot out of a paint ball gun. Like some dung beetles broke into my intestines and rolled them all into a sh!t ton of poop balls.

chiefs1111
05-21-2009, 08:34 PM
sinks

BigMeatballDave
05-21-2009, 08:48 PM
From what I've read, a mixture of both is good.

booger
05-21-2009, 08:51 PM
From what I've read, a mixture of both is good.

does yours sink half way down then float and stay there? That's pretty cool if true.

Jilly
05-21-2009, 09:03 PM
I feel like this is a topic booger is very passionate about!!

BigMeatballDave
05-21-2009, 09:04 PM
:Ddoes yours sink half way down then float and stay there? That's pretty cool if true.

Katipan
05-21-2009, 09:06 PM
Mine float so high my ceiling is covered in it.

Pioli Zombie
05-21-2009, 09:17 PM
You had to ask this today. I'm still shitting from the Pesto I had at Noodles and Co. Today.
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Jilly
05-21-2009, 09:22 PM
You had to ask this today. I'm still shitting from the Pesto I had at Noodles and Co. Today.
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Mmmm. Noodles

Pioli Zombie
05-21-2009, 09:31 PM
Mmmm. Noodles
They've been coming out in the consistancy of peanut butter mixed with crap.
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booger
05-21-2009, 09:55 PM
I feel like this is a topic booger is very passionate about!!

it's the simple things that make me smile:)

booger
05-21-2009, 09:56 PM
Mine float so high my ceiling is covered in it.

clear up by the golden sparkles? talk about dropping a floater.

KCUnited
05-21-2009, 10:00 PM
I swear to god, when I was in Jamaica my shit looked like dreadlock clippings floating in the toilet. It was like some rastafarian stood over the toilet and clipped his shit.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:02 PM
you supposed to smoke it not eat it

unlurking
05-21-2009, 10:03 PM
I think someone should invent an in line garbage disposal contraption type divice except for the toilet and not the sink. shred that shat right up/down.It's called a macerator, and they're pretty common in marine heads. They also make some home models.

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Kyle DeLexus
05-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.

Better late than never....don't forget to wipe your Trey.

KCUnited
05-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.
Don't pinch too early.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:10 PM
It's called a macerator, and they're pretty common in marine heads. They also make some home models.

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cool. Now all i need to find is a way to get some use out of all the dog shite. Like a chipper shredder you stuff the tree branches in and wood chips come out to use as mulch or whatever. I need to find a machine like that i can throw in the dog poo and it makes it into fertilizer I can point the machine at and shoot it all around the garden and flower bed.

Dartgod
05-21-2009, 10:14 PM
Yes.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:17 PM
know what i focking hate? When you get one that goes straight down the hole before you can look at it. You stand up and all you see is the tail and you don't know if you beat your record or not. That is so disappointing.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:19 PM
they need a button on the toilet to cover the hole for case's like that. then you push the button again and it goes back to normal.

KCUnited
05-21-2009, 10:23 PM
know what i focking hate? When you get one that goes straight down the hole before you can look at it. You stand up and all you see is the tail and you don't know if you beat your record or not. That is so disappointing.
The auto flushers at work have a hair trigger. You barely twitch your ass and it heaves it down, its like a race to get up in time and look back. You have to do it all in one motion if you want to admire anything or take your shoe off and hold it in front of the sensor while you get to your feet mission impossible style.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:30 PM
The auto flushers at work have a hair trigger. You barely twitch your ass and it heaves it down, its like a race to get up in time and look back. You have to do it all in one motion if you want to admire anything or take your shoe off and hold it in front of the sensor while you get to your feet mission impossible style.

sometimes technology messes things up like that. they need to have cameras and a flat screen on the back of the stall door. Dookie cam as it leaves your ass. Now that would impress me.

MahiMike
05-21-2009, 10:39 PM
I think it depends on what ya eat.

Well, there ya go!

MahiMike
05-21-2009, 10:42 PM
know what i focking hate? When you get one that goes straight down the hole before you can look at it. You stand up and all you see is the tail and you don't know if you beat your record or not. That is so disappointing.

Nah man, if it fit down the hole, you KNOW it didn't break the record. I can remember the day after a big party where I crapped 3 full times and it WASN't diarrehea. Man, that was satisfying.

booger
05-21-2009, 10:44 PM
yes those sure take your breath away

Phobia
05-21-2009, 11:00 PM
You people suck. No mention of a Champion yet?

booger
05-21-2009, 11:04 PM
still trying to figure out how to measure

Saccopoo
05-21-2009, 11:05 PM
Chevy, you ignorant, maladjusted freak. First off, your question is crass, vulgar and inappropriate on a Chiefs message board - even the general one. Second of all, you are a retard. A bowel movement floating or sinking has no relevance on an individual, but rather, the amount of trapped gas/air pockets/cavities within the individual feces themselves. Damn you are dumb.

Next time you have a question like this, go here and not the Chiefs board:

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

booger
05-21-2009, 11:08 PM
party pooper

Saccopoo
05-21-2009, 11:13 PM
party pooper

Yeah, I feel bad. I kinda threw this thread right in the crapper.

Skip Towne
05-21-2009, 11:13 PM
I just got a digital camera. I'll take pics of my next effort and post them in this thread. You can then judge for yourself. I'll try to do it around dinnertime.

MoreLemonPledge
05-21-2009, 11:17 PM
My record is 6 Courics.

booger
05-21-2009, 11:19 PM
Pretty obvious NSFW with pron links and pics of Poo

don't click this is gross sh!t

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

whoman69
05-21-2009, 11:30 PM
Why did I read this thread past the 8th post?

kysirsoze
05-22-2009, 01:31 AM
I feel like this is a topic booger is very passionate about!!

Yeah, it seems like he's been waiting a while for this topic to crop up on CP. Just let it all out dude.;)

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 05:27 AM
From now on I'm going call the the kind that just sit there all clogged up at the hole a "Guillen"

"Are you ok in there?"

"Uuuuuuuhhhhhh. Yeah. I just got a Guillen."
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Coach
05-22-2009, 06:03 AM
Well, knowing that my poop sinks in a hurry, it just reminds me of Damon Huard curling in a fetus position and sinking well before he's getting shitfaced by a blitzing linebacker.

So, I call my poops, Damon Turd.

beach tribe
05-22-2009, 06:37 AM
Mine sink like a rock. Then clog up the toilet. For some reason regular home toilets cannot take my shit. It will overflow everytime. I've grown fond of shitting in public. Gotta love industrial toilets. I actually have a long plastic knives in my bathroom so I can cut up my shit so it goes down. Honest to god. Nothing else I can do

I had to laugh at the thought of you cutting up your logs before you flush.