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Pestilence
05-22-2009, 04:05 PM
My fiance has let me know that apparently I shout in my sleep. She says that she'll wake up and I'll be sitting up in bed....shouting....like I'm yelling at someone across the room.

Anyone ever been told that they do this?

Anyone do anything else in their sleep?

KCChiefsMan
05-22-2009, 04:06 PM
thats some weird shit right there

shitgoose
05-22-2009, 04:06 PM
Can you ask her what weird things I do in my sleep?

Donger
05-22-2009, 04:06 PM
My fiance has let me know that apparently I shout in my sleep. She says that she'll wake up and I'll be sitting up in bed....shouting....like I'm yelling at someone across the room.

Anyone ever been told that they do this?

Anyone do anything else in their sleep?

I imitate a tent. And laugh. I don't believe they are related, however. I also react violently if touched while asleep. I thank my older brothers for that little gift that keeps on giving.

Bill Lundberg
05-22-2009, 04:06 PM
Does farting like a trucker on a bean diet count as weird?

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 04:08 PM
My fiance has let me know that apparently I shout in my sleep. She says that she'll wake up and I'll be sitting up in bed....shouting....like I'm yelling at someone across the room.

Anyone ever been told that they do this?

Anyone do anything else in their sleep?

They got Kirby!!!!!! They got Kirby!!!!!!!
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Hydrae
05-22-2009, 04:12 PM
I stopped my son from peeing in the garbage can one night. Never have figured out why he walked past the bathroom to go to the other end of the house though.

Mr. Krab
05-22-2009, 04:15 PM
I used to sleep walk all the time when i was young. They had to lock doors to keep me inside.

I got up and took a piss in dresser drawer one time instead of the bathroom when i was really drunk. ROFL

burt
05-22-2009, 04:24 PM
I did Redrums mom in my sleep once......

Pestilence
05-22-2009, 04:27 PM
Can you ask her what weird things I do in my sleep?

Apparently you scream Claythan's name and then smile like a doughnut. You might want to get that checked out.

MoreLemonPledge
05-22-2009, 04:29 PM
I have dreams about girls and wake up sticky. Still haven't figured that one out yet.

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 04:31 PM
Tonight I'm going to bed with an apple pie and see what happens.
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BWillie
05-22-2009, 04:36 PM
I grind my teeth, and I always wake up with my arm fully asleep, one time it was even turning blue. I must lay on it or something. I used to piss down the laundry chute when I was younger. My mom really appreciated it

shitgoose
05-22-2009, 04:41 PM
Apparently you scream Claythan's name and then smile like a doughnut. You might want to get that checked out.

Freudian slip?

rockymtnchief
05-22-2009, 04:43 PM
I woke up one time and found myself pissing in the dishwasher. Other than that, I pretty much sleep normal.

crazycoffey
05-22-2009, 04:45 PM
sometimes I dream, normal or weird dreams. Sometimes I don't (or don't remember them). sometimes I toss and turn and have a hard time sleeping and other times I drool.

that is all....

bevischief
05-22-2009, 05:00 PM
Check your meds...

keg in kc
05-22-2009, 05:27 PM
Not that I know of, but I've been sleeping alone for a while now.

I do snore loud enough to wake myself up, at times. Or I did. I can't remember doing that since I started exercising steadily.

Skip Towne
05-22-2009, 05:42 PM
I'm a heavy sleeper. When I was 6 I fell out of a top bunk and didn't wake up. I was wrapped in blankets but still.......

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 06:25 PM
My wife says I speak in what she believes to be German. I keep telling her to record it so maybe I can learn some German.

Douche Baggins
05-22-2009, 06:27 PM
I once saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon. Then we had sex.

DaFace
05-22-2009, 06:29 PM
Not any more. I used to get a little "handsy" in my sleep when entertaining a lady friend. It was a little embarassing - didn't remember it at all.

(At least that was my excuse.)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 06:34 PM
Not any more. I used to get a little "handsy" in my sleep when entertaining a lady friend. It was a little embarassing - didn't remember it at all.

(At least that was my excuse.)

LMAO I had a girl who was a friend back in my teenage years that use to tell me I put my hands all over her when we were asleep. It never stopped her from having me over to spend the night, and God knows what she used to do to me in return. I always thought it was kind of hawt.

FAX
05-22-2009, 06:36 PM
Levitation. Just a couple of inches, but it's unnerving when you wake up afloat. Sleeping with a brick on your chest helps, though.

FAX

kstater
05-22-2009, 07:14 PM
I'm a kicker. It has it's downsides at times.

Douche Baggins
05-22-2009, 07:20 PM
Sleeping with a brick on your chest helps, though.

FAX

Or a succubus.

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 07:53 PM
I once saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon. Then we had sex.

Seriously are you in the 7th grade??
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Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 07:53 PM
Seriously are you in the 7th grade??
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I've had that dream. You mean you haven't?

Douche Baggins
05-22-2009, 07:54 PM
Seriously are you in the 7th grade??
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I must have a chivalrous subconscious.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 07:54 PM
I must have a chivalrous subconscious.

You mean you didn't pee in her butt in your dream?

Douche Baggins
05-22-2009, 08:00 PM
You mean you didn't pee in her butt in your dream?

No. If memory serves the dragon attacked her on sort of a wooden fortress over a river. After vanquishing the beast, I plowed her passionately with her back leaned over the ramparts, her golden tresses spilling backwards. I was still adorned in my gleaming armor.

I did some laundry the next day.

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 08:02 PM
No. If memory serves the dragon attacked her on sort of a wooden fortress over a river. After vanquishing the beast, I plowed her passionately with her back leaned over the ramparts, her golden tresses spilling backwards. I was still adorned in my gleaming armor.

I did some laundry the next day.

In your dream did you know where to put it or were you putting it in her tummy?
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Douche Baggins
05-22-2009, 08:03 PM
I don't know but it felt good.

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 08:07 PM
I don't know but it felt good.

When you woke up was the dog smoking a cigarette?
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Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 08:10 PM
When you woke up was the dog smoking a cigarette?
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No but Clay had a smidgen of peanut butter on his cawk.

BCD
05-22-2009, 08:11 PM
I've been known to giggle. Not sure why cuz I rarely remember my dreams.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 08:13 PM
I've been known to giggle. Not sure why cuz I rarely remember my dreams.

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chasedude
05-22-2009, 08:18 PM
I guess I've choked things in my sleep. Never a girl friend but I choked my dog once. Woke up to hear it yelping and growling. It was a vivid dream too, in the middle of this fight and choking my way out of it to survive.

I think I do alot of tossing and turning. I wake up and find the blankets, pillows and sheets all over the place.

Pioli Zombie
05-22-2009, 08:21 PM
I guess I've choked things in my sleep. Never a girl friend but I choked my dog once. Woke up to hear it yelping and growling. It was a vivid dream too, in the middle of this fight and choking my way out of it to survive.

I think I do alot of tossing and turning. I wake up and find the blankets, pillows and sheets all over the place.

Sweet Jesus!!
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FAX
05-22-2009, 08:45 PM
I've been known to giggle. Not sure why cuz I rarely remember my dreams.

Funny you should mention that, Mr. BigChiefDave. Lately, I've awakened myself on several occasions by laughing. It's a strange thing too, because I can't recall what I dreamed that was so damn amusing. My best guess is that a gang of highly dangerous, Hispanic hoodlums had poisoned Mr. Raised On Rats and were now tossing his ass off a bridge.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 08:46 PM
Funny you should mention that, Mr. BigChiefDave. Lately, I've awakened myself on several occasions by laughing. It's a strange thing too, because I can't recall what I dreamed that was so damn amusing. My best guess is that a gang of highly dangerous, Hispanic hoodlums had poisoned Mr. Raised On Rats and were now tossing his ass off a bridge.

FAX

LMAO

StcChief
05-22-2009, 08:51 PM
the wakeup and scream. clap in bed...your a victim of your age.....

tell her that without Buttsex it will continue to happen.

FAX
05-22-2009, 08:59 PM
I guess I've choked things in my sleep. Never a girl friend but I choked my dog once. Woke up to hear it yelping and growling. It was a vivid dream too, in the middle of this fight and choking my way out of it to survive.

I think I do alot of tossing and turning. I wake up and find the blankets, pillows and sheets all over the place.

In actuality, that is not at all uncommon, Mr. chasedude. In fact, dreams that result in choking behavior date back to ancient times.

The Greeks, for example, believed that certain oracles could foretell the future based on the interpretation of their dreams and the activities that immediately ensued. Often, the temple priests would give the oracle an anesthetic or psychotropic agent, then place the dreamer in a room with a variety of animals - each representing a different omen. Depending upon which animal the oracle attacked upon waking, the priest could predict the time, place, and outcome of certain events with a certain amount of accuracy. Of course, the most positive harbinger or presage occurred when the oracle choked the chicken.

FAX

Spicy McHaggis
05-22-2009, 09:11 PM
My girlfriend says sometimes I'll wake up, say something to her (in Spanish sometimes,apparently) and roll over and go back to sleep. That's about all I'm aware of.

One of my old roommates was a sleep pisser. He would get out of bed randomly and urinate in this general area of the main room. One time I happened to be awake writing a paper when he got up and proceeded to begin peeing on a couch which had a friend sleeping on it. I swear I tried to stop him, but I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe.

The strangest part is the guy had a girlfriend that slept over a lot and I know she had been "caught in the line of fire" at least a couple times before. She didn't really seem to mind all that much. Maybe she was into that whole thing.

Coach
05-22-2009, 09:28 PM
My wife tells me that sometimes I grind my teeth.

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:40 PM
Hopefully, not on her nipples, Mr. Coach. Statistics indicate that grinding your teeth on your wife's nipples is the third leading cause of divorce in the US.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 01:25 AM
Hopefully, not on her nipples, Mr. Coach. Statistics indicate that grinding your teeth on your wife's nipples is the third leading cause of divorce in the US.

FAX

Right behind fingernails scratching the vulva.

Just Passin' By
05-23-2009, 01:37 AM
I see dead people

booger
05-23-2009, 03:09 AM
i bark like a dog and hump my pillows.

kstater
05-23-2009, 04:23 AM
I guess I've choked things in my sleep. Never a girl friend but I choked my dog once. Woke up to hear it yelping and growling. It was a vivid dream too, in the middle of this fight and choking my way out of it to survive.

I think I do alot of tossing and turning. I wake up and find the blankets, pillows and sheets all over the place.


Covering your bases legally for when you decide to strangle your S/O?

tmax63
05-23-2009, 07:20 AM
Apparently I punched my 1st wife once. I was dreaming I was in a hell of a fight with about 3 guys and I reared back and jacked one of them to cut it down the odds to 2 to 1. Next thing I know the wife's crying and I had some explaining to do.

BCD
05-23-2009, 08:15 AM
My girlfriend says sometimes I'll wake up, say something to her (in Spanish sometimes,apparently) and roll over and go back to sleep. That's about all I'm aware of.

One of my old roommates was a sleep pisser. He would get out of bed randomly and urinate in this general area of the main room. One time I happened to be awake writing a paper when he got up and proceeded to begin peeing on a couch which had a friend sleeping on it. I swear I tried to stop him, but I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe.

The strangest part is the guy had a girlfriend that slept over a lot and I know she had been "caught in the line of fire" at least a couple times before. She didn't really seem to mind all that much. Maybe she was into that whole thing.ROFL

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 10:06 AM
I've come to the conclusion that humans are basically totally fucked up.
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Braincase
05-23-2009, 10:10 AM
I'm on Toprol, and that stuff has an interesting side effect giving one some weird ass dreams. Last night I was running with a bunch of college students through suburban neighborhoods carrying a long red canoe, to get to the shore, and then we were going on a sociology junket to Southeast Asia to study their strange proclivities in the porn industry. I remember having an interesting encounter on a second floor apartment on Snow Street, and I was in charge of this little synthesizer.

Oh, and my wang was HUGE.

Braincase
05-23-2009, 10:12 AM
i bark like a dog and hump my pillows.

We're talking about what you do while you're sleeping.

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 10:14 AM
I watched While You Were Sleeping and dreamt about fucking Sandra Bullock. She was hottest in Forces of Nature though. Lots of sweaty scenes in that one.
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sportsman1
05-23-2009, 10:27 AM
College Room mate told me that I would go off on wild tangents in my sleep, and curse out random people loudly.:shrug: How true it is I don't know.

angelo
05-23-2009, 01:49 PM
I walk and talk in my sleep.
I have broken 3 ribs, a nose and received a concussion for it.
I have to shut and latch the door to the bedroom.

I have also had complete conversation with people.

The strangest is when my wife came home and found me dry humping the bed.
She woke me and asked what I was doing, My reply was that I was f*cking everyone.

I also maul her in my sleep (I will rub her in tender areas.

Ang

MoreLemonPledge
05-23-2009, 02:18 PM
I'm on Toprol, and that stuff has an interesting side effect giving one some weird ass dreams. Last night I was running with a bunch of college students through suburban neighborhoods carrying a long red canoe, to get to the shore, and then we were going on a sociology junket to Southeast Asia to study their strange proclivities in the porn industry. I remember having an interesting encounter on a second floor apartment on Snow Street, and I was in charge of this little synthesizer.

Oh, and my wang was HUGE.

I have no idea what is going on.

damaticous
05-23-2009, 02:41 PM
When drunk I've been known to pee in the closet, clothes hamper, and in the trash. One time the girlfriend caught me peeing in the closet and apparently I gave her the finger, told her to shut the "f" up and go back to sleep. I ended up pinching it off and finished my business in the bathroom...luckily for her the toilet.

Once I passed out on the couch in the family room and apparently peed in the laundry basket, which was behind the couch. Thank god it was empty. She didn't find it too funny, but I laughed my ass off the next morning when she pointed out the laundry basket full of piss. I tried to blame it on the dog and the 2 cats, but, she's a smart girl. :)

While NOT drunk/passed out I had a dream that someone was trying to pull me somewhere by my arm. So I jerked my arm to get away from them. In reality I was asleep on my back with my left arm over my chest. When I jerked my left arm I hit my girlfriend in the right eye. I immediately woke up and apologized as she started to cry. Luckily I didn't do any serious damage and she didn't have a black eye. I would have felt really bad. Of course she was pissed and punched me in the arm...gave me a nasty bruise. So we are even on that one.

Another time I was sleeping on my back and rolled over trying to cuddle with the girlfriend, and accidentally hit her in the boob really hard. She was upset to say the least.

When I was little (6-11 Years old or so) I played soccer in spring, summer, and fall leagues. I used to have dreams that I was playing soccer and kicking the ball. Well, the other person, (Mom, Dad, Sister, grandparent, who ever had the unfortunate luck of the short straw) didn't appreciate the winning goal that I had just kicked. They'd all wake up with nasty bruises on their legs the next morning. I usually felt bad, but at least in my dream I always won the game with my winning goal. :)

luv
05-23-2009, 02:47 PM
I have. Depends on how drunk I am or what kind of dream I'm having. Considering I sleep alone, I don't know how often this actually happens.

Chaunceythe3rd
05-23-2009, 05:27 PM
Does farting like a trucker on a bean diet count as weird?

Only if you sleep with the covers over your head.

seclark
05-23-2009, 05:42 PM
i've walked in my sleep most of my life. i've got up, left the house and walked across the road down into the timber. my wife has come outside and made me get out of the truck and go back to bed. i've woken up many times w/fresh cut grass and dirt on my feet and ankles.

talk too...funky conversations, they say.

i'm sure i scratch my ass and scrote too, but i think that's kind of normal.
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aturnis
10-26-2011, 10:36 PM
When drunk I've been known to pee in the closet, clothes hamper, and in the trash. One time the girlfriend caught me peeing in the closet and apparently I gave her the finger, told her to shut the "f" up and go back to sleep. I ended up pinching it off and finished my business in the bathroom...luckily for her the toilet.

Once I passed out on the couch in the family room and apparently peed in the laundry basket, which was behind the couch. Thank god it was empty. She didn't find it too funny, but I laughed my ass off the next morning when she pointed out the laundry basket full of piss. I tried to blame it on the dog and the 2 cats, but, she's a smart girl. :)

While NOT drunk/passed out I had a dream that someone was trying to pull me somewhere by my arm. So I jerked my arm to get away from them. In reality I was asleep on my back with my left arm over my chest. When I jerked my left arm I hit my girlfriend in the right eye. I immediately woke up and apologized as she started to cry. Luckily I didn't do any serious damage and she didn't have a black eye. I would have felt really bad. Of course she was pissed and punched me in the arm...gave me a nasty bruise. So we are even on that one.

Another time I was sleeping on my back and rolled over trying to cuddle with the girlfriend, and accidentally hit her in the boob really hard. She was upset to say the least.

When I was little (6-11 Years old or so) I played soccer in spring, summer, and fall leagues. I used to have dreams that I was playing soccer and kicking the ball. Well, the other person, (Mom, Dad, Sister, grandparent, who ever had the unfortunate luck of the short straw) didn't appreciate the winning goal that I had just kicked. They'd all wake up with nasty bruises on their legs the next morning. I usually felt bad, but at least in my dream I always won the game with my winning goal. :)

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY! Must have been one crowded bed!

I don't know if I ever read this whole thread. Farking hilarious! Those of you who scream obscenities and argue with people in your sleep, you sure you aren't dreaming about someone being wrong on the internet?

bevischief
10-27-2011, 07:37 AM
They are a lot of weird people on here...

lcarus
10-27-2011, 07:49 AM
When I was a kid I used to sleepwalk. These days I only talk or mumble in my sleep every once in a while.

loochy
10-27-2011, 07:53 AM
I sleep walk, throw presents and christmas trees on people, put pillows in the oven, and throw my dad down the stairs.



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Oh, and by the way, the mom on that is a complete GILF!

lcarus
10-27-2011, 07:54 AM
I sleep walk, throw presents and christmas trees on people, put pillows in the oven, and throw my dad down the stairs.



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Oh, and by the way, the mom on that is a complete GILF!

LMAO That movie was so stupid and juvenile. I loved it. And you're right about the GILF.

BigRichard
10-27-2011, 08:09 AM
I don't sleep walk but I will sit up in bed and have entire conversations with people that are not there. I also have sleep sex. I will grab my wife sometimes, start fondling and as she puts it "placing fingers where she doesn't want them". She tells me she use to try and stop me but it just made things worse. She says when I start doing it now she just leaves me alone and I usually just fall back asleep after a couple of minutes.

beach tribe
10-27-2011, 08:11 AM
I do it. Yell, cuss, throw punches, carry on conversations, pretty much anything I do while awake.

SuperChief
10-27-2011, 08:21 AM
My ex told me that one time I choked her "lightly" while sleeping. I also apparently say a few things from time to time. It's weird how you develop habbits at different times in your life - up until just recently, I don't believe I had ever drooled while sleeping. Now I do it frequently. Craaazy.

dmahurin
10-27-2011, 09:01 AM
My roomate while I was in training right after boot camp caught me trying to shit in the air conditioner after a night out drinking. It was the kind like hotels have, with the little door you lift up to get to the dials to control the temperature. Luckily he stopped me after I raised the door, dropped trow and started to sit down. I stil have no memory of it.

The Rick
10-27-2011, 09:19 AM
I had a teacher in high school whose daughter used to sleepwalk in the middle of the night. Apparently, she'd go outside and feed the dog in her sleep. She'd go outside, give the dog some food, then come back in and climb back in to bed.

For a while, they thought the dog was sick because it wouldn't eat when they fed it in the morning. ROFL

GordonGekko
10-27-2011, 09:20 AM
tendency here to punch myself while asleep, fucking hard sometimes and it wakes me up

Pestilence
10-27-2011, 09:21 AM
Weird bump.

blaise
10-27-2011, 09:37 AM
My college housemate did that. Night terrors. I would wake up at like 2:00 am and he be screaming. I'd go open his door and he'd be standing on his bed waving a shirt at the ceiling and yelling. I'd be like, "Rich! Rich! Wake up!"
And he would look at me and then just lie down and go to sleep.

GordonGekko
10-27-2011, 09:52 AM
My college housemate did that. Night terrors. I would wake up at like 2:00 am and he be screaming. I'd go open his door and he'd be standing on his bed waving a shirt at the ceiling and yelling. I'd be like, "Rich! Rich! Wake up!"
And he would look at me and then just lie down and go to sleep.

Lol, who is asleep at 2:00 am when they are in college?

Haha, for real though that is weird

journeyscarab
10-27-2011, 10:00 AM
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

bevischief
10-27-2011, 10:05 AM
Weird bump.

That was my thought as I re-reading this.

Sofa King
10-27-2011, 10:05 AM
Guy I knew (not very well) at college went to Mexico for spring vacation. He had tendency to sleep walk. Dude got up in the middle of the night, walked out and over the balcony at the hotel. Never came home.

Not sure if he was shitfaced too or not.

bevischief
10-27-2011, 10:06 AM
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

what?ROFL

journeyscarab
10-27-2011, 10:47 AM
what?ROFL

From the movie Real Genius.

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Pawnmower
10-27-2011, 10:55 AM
my wife sleep talks, its pretty damn funny.......its basically ramblings that make no sense...but she will pause and respond if I say anything....but the responses make no sense...its freaky

boogblaster
10-27-2011, 10:58 AM
other than a few wet ones .. im normal ....

keg in kc
10-27-2011, 11:02 AM
I've been sleeping alone for 8 years now, so who knows if I've developed any new habits, but the one thing about me is that I snore incredibly loudly. Like wake the neighbors loud.