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Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:13 PM
The Royals have always had jingles...

Here are the ones that I can remember / find online.

85 You've Got a Hit on Your Hands
86 The thrill of it All
87 Go For The Action!
88 A Major League Attraction
89 It's a Hit
90 Catch the Thrill
91 Turn on the Good Times
92 It's Here!
93 Something Special in the Air
94 For the Fun of it All!
95 ???
96 Get in the Game!
97 Come on Home!
98 This...Is Hardball
99 Be a Part of it All!
00 You Gotta Love These Guys!
01 You Gotta Love These Guys!
02 ???
03 Your Hometown Team
04 ???
05 It's All About Baseball...
06 ???
07 True Blue Tradition
08 New Blue Tradition
09 The Next 40 Years of Royals Baseball.

So what should the "REAL" 2009 Royals jingle be?

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:14 PM
Royals Baseball!
YEAH!

We'll make you think that we're good!

Reaper16
05-22-2009, 09:15 PM
This isn't applicable to this year's team, but my friends and I have always had a pet jingle for recent teams:

"Kansas City Royals Basebaaaal!
Sit Wherever You Want!"

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:17 PM
"Kansas City Royals Basebaaaal!
Sit Wherever You Want!"

Hahah... I went to the game yesterday... bought a $9 HyVee ticket... and did some ticket searching prior to the game... and found out where great one seats were available.

Sat Row H, seat 3... right off of home plate. It owned.

StcChief
05-22-2009, 09:18 PM
where is Don Denkinger when you need him.

|Zach|
05-22-2009, 09:20 PM
where is Don Denkinger when you need him.

Another guy that forgets there was a game 7. Maybe if you guys had kept within like...5 runs?

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:21 PM
Royals Baseball!!
Yeah!

We probably won't lose 100!!

jidar
05-22-2009, 09:22 PM
I couldn't tell you the year but I remember..
Royals Baseball! Go for the action!

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:22 PM
Royals Baseball!
YEAH!

Don't talk bad about us or George Brett will cuss!

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:24 PM
I couldn't tell you the year but I remember..
Royals Baseball! Go for the action!

You are right, that was 1987... I just looked at an old Royals Schedule.

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:26 PM
I've got one!!! I've got one!!!

"Dale Evans would do the big nasty with our Roy (als)!"

FAX

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:30 PM
Royals Baseball!
Yeah!

Just Like a Punch to your Nuts!

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:30 PM
Got another one!!!

Royals, Royals, Royals your bat. Drive it down the line. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, nobody rides the pine.

FAX

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:31 PM
That one sucked. But this one doesn't!!!

Our Royals Don't Crash Their Car Under Suspicious Circumstances While Trying To Evade Paparazzi In France!!!

FAX

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 09:31 PM
Royals baseball: Because we're the only team in town.

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Got another one!!!

Royals Baseball. You'd Hit It. Even If They Can't.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
05-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Royals Baseball: Just when you're used to it, we'll tease you.

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:34 PM
Got another one!!! Dang. The Muse must be going bananas with all these good ones!!!

Royals Baseball. Bring Your Wife To A Game 'Cause We're Swingers, Baby.

FAX

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 09:36 PM
Royals baseball: Big Hits at the (Little) K.

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:36 PM
Got another one!!! Wow!!!

Royals Baseball. If We Get A Base Hit, Can We Crash At Your Place?

FAX

Deberg_1990
05-22-2009, 09:38 PM
Royals Baseball:

At least we almost made it to June this year before we tanked the season....

FAX
05-22-2009, 09:38 PM
Got another one!!! This is a whole lot easier than I thought it would be.

Royals Baseball. When We Finally Wake Up, We're Going To Choke Your Ass.

FAX

Deberg_1990
05-22-2009, 09:40 PM
Royals baseball: Big Hits at the (Little) K.

ROFL


We have a winner!

Deberg_1990
05-22-2009, 09:43 PM
Royals Baseball:

Dont laugh Kansas City,
like you have anything better to do all summer??

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Royals baseball: Killing time before training camp.

Ari Chi3fs
05-22-2009, 09:50 PM
Royals Baseball::: Yeah! We got a cool Jumbotron!

StcChief
05-22-2009, 09:57 PM
Another guy that forgets there was a game 7. Maybe if you guys had kept within like...5 runs?I remember game 7....
point is BLOWN call to win all in 6....at least it Royals will have their one and only "WS"....and the yearly 6 games with Cards (Interleague)....when they could have taught their pitchers to bat...and play in NLC with Cards,Houston,Cincy,Pitt,Chicago Cubs...after re-alignment.:)

Archie F. Swin
05-22-2009, 09:58 PM
Royals Baseball! Yeah!...now you can piss in the fountains!

Mr. Krab
05-22-2009, 10:12 PM
Royals baseball .... the ultimate cock tease. You just think someone can "hit it"

Reerun_KC
05-22-2009, 10:16 PM
Royals Baseball, we invented suck, get used to it...

Reaper16
05-22-2009, 10:16 PM
I remember game 7....
point is BLOWN call to win all in 6....at least it Royals will have their one and only "WS"....and the yearly 6 games with Cards (Interleague)....when they could have taught their pitchers to bat...and play in NLC with Cards,Houston,Cincy,Pitt,Chicago Cubs...after re-alignment.:)
Orta never scored, nor did the blown call happen with 2 outs. The Cards lost it all by their selves.

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 10:18 PM
Orta never scored, nor did the blown call happen with 2 outs. The Cards lost it all by their selves.

Bullshit. /STL revisionist historian/

Reerun_KC
05-22-2009, 10:23 PM
Royals Baseball: When are we moving to Arkansas? Havent we caused enough suffering in KC yet?

Reerun_KC
05-22-2009, 10:25 PM
Royals Baseball: Our record is like Walmart prices, it just keeps falling and falling...

KCUnited
05-22-2009, 10:27 PM
Beat Whitey.

KChiefs1
05-22-2009, 11:07 PM
Royals Baseball:

Come for Zack.

Silock
05-23-2009, 01:17 AM
Royals Baseball:

Gotcha!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 01:24 AM
Royals Baseball

The Walmart of Major League Baseball

BryanBusby
05-23-2009, 03:44 AM
Royals Baseball:

Our flights to Hawaii in October are already booked

PHOG
05-23-2009, 05:58 AM
Royals baseball; losing (I believe) 9 of 12 and still .500 :(

How's that for perspective, 'cause that's all I got....:sulk:







and perspective sucks

big nasty kcnut
05-23-2009, 06:12 AM
Royals baseball you don't like us well fuck you. Also we'll do your sister.
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WilliamTheIrish
05-23-2009, 06:38 AM
where is Don Denkinger when you need him.

And they all say: "We're over it". Uh-huh. It's like pointing to a check in the bank.

"Yea, you see that lotto check, bitch? Want another glance"?

F'in losers.

WilliamTheIrish
05-23-2009, 06:43 AM
I remember game 7....
point is BLOWN call to win all in 6....at least it Royals will have their one and only "WS"....and the yearly 6 games with Cards (Interleague)....when they could have taught their pitchers to bat...and play in NLC with Cards,Houston,Cincy,Pitt,Chicago Cubs...after re-alignment.:)

Could you cry some more for us about how you laid down like dawgs in game 7? 11-0? There were no cartwheels or back flips from Ozzie. Just a losers mentality.

WilliamTheIrish
05-23-2009, 06:48 AM
The 1977 slogan:

"We're Riding The Big Blue Bus". - to 102 wins.

KCUnited
05-23-2009, 08:05 AM
Regression in the Recession.

gblowfish
05-23-2009, 08:24 AM
It's Where You Want To Be...
Baseball with the Royals!"

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 08:45 AM
I remember game 7....
point is BLOWN call to win all in 6....at least it Royals will have their one and only "WS"....and the yearly 6 games with Cards (Interleague)....when they could have taught their pitchers to bat...and play in NLC with Cards,Houston,Cincy,Pitt,Chicago Cubs...after re-alignment.:)

I never saw a team become so unglued in a Game 7. Ever. Total lack of character.
And I grew up watching the Red Sox!!!!!!
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Sure-Oz
05-23-2009, 08:45 AM
Royals Baseball "Fuck you and FUCK THEM!"

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 08:46 AM
The Royals. Nothing Offensive About Them.
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KCUnited
05-23-2009, 09:40 AM
Royals Baseball. Take The Under.

ChiTown
05-23-2009, 09:48 AM
Royals Baseball: We're sucking just a little less than we usually do for this time of the year, ok?

Jethopper
05-23-2009, 09:49 AM
I believe one year was......... catch all the action

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 09:50 AM
Royals Baseball!
Yeah!

At least Zack Greinke is Goooood!

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 09:59 AM
Have a Royal pain in the ass
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sportsman1
05-23-2009, 10:09 AM
My favorite was around 99' I think..

Kansas City Royals Baseballlllllll.. be a part of it all! I donno I really just liked the jingle they had on the radio, and it was the only one that stuck.

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 10:17 AM
THE ROYALS: HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL????????????????????
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Spott
05-23-2009, 11:09 AM
Catch the Royals, because they're ain't shit else to do until football season.

KCUnited
05-23-2009, 11:11 AM
The Royals and The K. We Can't Make This Shit Up.

KCUnited
05-23-2009, 11:36 AM
The Royals: Aids Bush, Lets Plant It In The Dugout.

SPATCH
05-23-2009, 11:46 AM
royals baseball! YEAH!!!

They're going to try real hard and stuuuuuuufffff!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 12:59 PM
Royals Baseball!
Yeah!!

Experience AAAA Baseball!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:01 PM
Royals.... Baseballllllll.

Come out and work on your tan!!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 01:02 PM
Royals Baseball!

Winning isn't everything!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:04 PM
ROYALS.... BASEBALLLLLLL

Come Watch Aviles Suck ass!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:07 PM
Royals... Baseballllllll

A Major League Abortion!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 01:11 PM
Royals Baseball!

There's nothing majestic about it.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 01:15 PM
Royals Baseball!

Come see New York's next star!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:32 PM
Royals Baseball!!

Pretend it's 1985!!!

wazu
05-23-2009, 01:33 PM
We'll see if this still works...

http://thedashow.com/mp3/DA%20-%20Royals%2070s%20for%20web.mp3 (http://thedashow.com/mp3/DA%20-%20Royals%2070s%20for%20web.mp3)

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:37 PM
Royals Baseballlllllll!!!

Big Leagues. Bigger Suck!

Ari Chi3fs
05-23-2009, 01:37 PM
Royals Baseball.

New Season. Same Suck.

Chocolate Hog
05-23-2009, 01:51 PM
Royals baseball.... Nobody cares about baseball

KCUnited
05-23-2009, 02:18 PM
Royals Baseball.

Playing With Your Emotions Since 1986.

KCUnited
05-23-2009, 02:21 PM
Royals Baseball.

I Can Feel Something Inside Me Say, I Really Don't Think You're Strong Enough, No.

MoreLemonPledge
05-23-2009, 02:28 PM
Royals Baseball!

It may also be objected that my opening remark about the appealing character of Pyrrhonism is wrong or surprising, given that it is not possible for anyone to think that the stance I have presented is attractive and worth adopting. For instance, not only does the Skeptic not promise that the suspensive attitude will certainly make possible the attainment of ataraxia, but he does not even regard this as an aim that is intrinsic to his philosophy. To this objection, I would first reply that the appeal of Skepticism seems to lie in the sort of radical changes that this philosophy may entail in a person’s life. For, if adopted, the cautious Pyrrhonean attitude will prevent one from making rash judgments about any topic that one has not examined or found final answers to, which in turn will prevent one from acting hastily. Another profound change consists in the fact that, even if at some point the Skeptic broke some of the most important moral rules of the society to which he belongs, he would perhaps experience some kind of discomfort, but he would not believe that he has done something objectively wrong. This would free him from the shame and remorse that those who believe that such an action is morally incorrect would experience in the same situation. In sum, the Pyrrhonean philosophy would produce, if adopted, profound changes in a person’s thoughts, feelings, and actions; changes that at first glance seem to be beneficial. But secondly, I think that whether or not Pyrrhonism is an appealing philosophy cannot in the end be determined a priori. For it depends on whether one values such attitudes as caution, open-mindedness, and intellectual modesty; or, if one does, on whether these attitudes are preferred to, for example, the sense of assurance that one may experience when espousing philosophic systems or religious beliefs. This is why my opening comment was just that Pyrrhonism may still be found attractive and worth adopting.

FAX
05-23-2009, 10:10 PM
Royals Baseball.

"We've Got The Runs."

FAX

FAX
05-23-2009, 10:13 PM
Got another one!!!

Royals Baseball.

We're Buntastic.

FAX

FAX
05-23-2009, 10:16 PM
Got another one!!!!

Royals Baseball.

"We're Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick ... Well ... Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick And Having Your Balls Chopped Off By A One-Eyed Chinese Lesbian."

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
05-23-2009, 10:26 PM
Royals Baseball!

Get a whiff of this!

CaliforniaChief
05-23-2009, 10:52 PM
Royals Baseball: Steroid-free and it Shows!

FAX
05-23-2009, 11:49 PM
Got another one!!!!

Royals Baseball.

The Game As It Was Meant To Be Played ... By Nine Obtuse, Lunkheaded Dwarves.

FAX

FAX
05-23-2009, 11:54 PM
Got another one!!!!

Royals Baseball.

We're Going Down Swinging ... And Scratching That Hard To Reach Spot Just There Between Your Anus And The End Of Your Spine.

FAX

FAX
05-24-2009, 12:03 AM
Got another one!!!!!!!

Royals Baseball.

We Throw And Bat And Run And Stuff Even When We're Plum Tuckered.

FAX

Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2009, 01:55 AM
Got another one!!!!

Royals Baseball.

"We're Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick ... Well ... Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick And Having Your Balls Chopped Off By A One-Eyed Chinese Lesbian."

FAX

Fucking awesome!! I laughed heartily
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Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2009, 01:56 AM
Royals baseballllllll....

We've sucked ass for too long!!
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Mr. Flopnuts
05-24-2009, 02:06 AM
Royals Baseball!

We're always in it in April!

Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2009, 01:27 PM
Royals. Baseball.

They'll make you madder than hell!
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Skip Towne
05-24-2009, 01:32 PM
Ignore it, everyone else does

Pioli Zombie
05-24-2009, 01:42 PM
Royals baseball: like soccer with gloves.
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Old Dog
05-24-2009, 02:10 PM
Royals Baseball:
Couldn't hit water if we fell out of a F**King boat

Pioli Zombie
05-24-2009, 02:13 PM
Royals baseball. Like hitting softballs with a toothpick.
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Mr. Flopnuts
05-24-2009, 02:40 PM
Royals Baseball!

At least we're better than you!

MoreLemonPledge
05-24-2009, 02:43 PM
Royals Baseball!

Getting better all the time! (Can't get no worse...)

Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Royals baseball!!!

We find new ways to lose.
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StcChief
05-24-2009, 02:55 PM
Royals baseball. 62-100 rules.

CaliforniaChief
05-24-2009, 03:32 PM
Royals baseball. 62-100 rules.

Royals' baseball. At least our manager won't get a DUI.

WilliamTheIrish
05-24-2009, 03:50 PM
Royals' baseball. At least our manager won't get a DUI.

Or wear sunglasses during a night game.

gblowfish
05-24-2009, 03:51 PM
Royals Baseball:
When's the next draft???

FAX
05-24-2009, 05:26 PM
Got another one!!!

Royals Baseball.

When Squirting Molten Lead Up Your Nose Just Isn't Enough.

FAX

Ari Chi3fs
05-24-2009, 05:42 PM
Royals - Baseball....

Like stepping on rusty nails!!

Pioli Zombie
05-24-2009, 05:50 PM
Royals baseball. Impotent is the new black.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
05-24-2009, 06:02 PM
Ok I'll date myself. Theme song from the late 70's/early 80's...

Catch Royal mania with the Kansas City Royals
catch all the action, catch everything (or every swing?)
the Kansas City Royals are doing it again
go Royals go... go Royals go, you can bring it on home
catch Royal mania, there's nothing to (can't remember the lyric)
and you can catch it too
the Kansas City Royaaalllllssss......

StcChief
05-24-2009, 07:22 PM
Or wear sunglasses during a night game.Royals manager might wanna try it....Tony's stats are pretty good.... It can't hurt. :)

Mr. Flopnuts
05-25-2009, 04:19 PM
Royals Baseball!
Yeah!

3 years and 9 kids later!

Ari Chi3fs
05-25-2009, 04:20 PM
Royals Baseball!
Yeah!

3 years and 9 kids later!

Oh that post amused you, huh? heh.

Ari Chi3fs
05-25-2009, 04:21 PM
Roy-YALS Base-Ball!!!!

Kinda like when a bird flies over and shits on your head!!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-25-2009, 04:21 PM
Oh that post amused you, huh? heh.

LMAO It was perfect.

KCUnited
05-25-2009, 06:03 PM
Royals Baseball.

Your Shitting Me, Right? Not This Shit Again! You Gotta Be Shitting Me, Right?

Dartgod
05-25-2009, 07:56 PM
Royals Baseball. We really had you going this time, didn't we?

OmahaChief
05-25-2009, 08:34 PM
Royals Baseball: Zack Greinke is all we got!
Royals Baseball: No bat, no glove, no problem!

Ari Chi3fs
05-25-2009, 08:41 PM
Royals Baseball. We really had you going this time, didn't we?

ROFL. I love it.


ROY-YALS BASE-BALL!

We Had You Going this Time!!

Pioli Zombie
05-25-2009, 08:46 PM
Royals baseball. We don't need no stinkin offense.
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Ari Chi3fs
05-27-2009, 09:18 AM
Roy-yals Base-ball...

We might go .500 this year!!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-27-2009, 09:45 AM
Royals Baseball!

We might climb out of the cellar this year!

Deberg_1990
05-27-2009, 09:46 AM
Royals Baseball:

Come see Future Yankees star Zach Grienke!!

Gonzo
05-27-2009, 09:47 AM
Royals Baseball!!

Catch the mediocrity!

Gonzo
05-27-2009, 09:48 AM
Royals Baseball!!

Meh? What else you got to do on a Tuesday afternoon?

Gonzo
05-27-2009, 09:48 AM
Royals Baseball!!

We're a bunch of Cockteases!!

Gonzo
05-27-2009, 09:49 AM
Royals Baseball!!

**** yeah! We got Coco!

Ari Chi3fs
05-27-2009, 10:20 AM
Royals Baseball!!!

Get really mad and cuss!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-27-2009, 10:38 AM
Royals Baseball:

Come see Future Yankees star Zach Grienke!!

Repost

Mr. Flopnuts
05-27-2009, 10:39 AM
Royals Baseball!

After all this time, we know it's not a family affair anymore!

WilliamTheIrish
05-27-2009, 11:25 AM
Royals Baseball!!!

Get really mad and cuss!

Royals baseball: "Who's gonna be the #4 starter"? /Pete

Royals Baseball: Hochevar got sent down? /Pete

Ari Chi3fs
05-27-2009, 03:04 PM
Roy-Yals Base-Ball....

We're good when Greinke Pitches!! Yeah!

PunkinDrublic
05-27-2009, 03:37 PM
Steroid free baseball is here!

Pioli Zombie
05-27-2009, 08:08 PM
Royals baseball. Winning isn't everything.
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Ari Chi3fs
05-30-2009, 04:33 PM
Royals --- Baseball!!!

Zack Grienke pitches tomorrow! So we might get a win, YEAH!

KCUnited
05-30-2009, 04:40 PM
Royals Baseball.

Curing opposing hitters slumps since 1986.

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 12:15 AM
Roy-Yals....Baseball....

Come hear the sounds of suck!!

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 12:16 AM
ROY-YALS BASEBALL....

Guess which day Trey will be fired!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
06-06-2009, 12:21 AM
Royals Baseball!

You can tweet you're at a minor league game!

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 12:27 AM
Royals Baseball!!!

At least the stadium's nice!

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 12:30 AM
ROY-YALS BASEBALL!!!

We'll make you Mad and Depressed!

SPATCH
06-06-2009, 01:53 AM
royals baseball

there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth

sportsman1
06-06-2009, 01:59 AM
Royals Baseball!!!

You don't really watch this voluntarily? Do you?

SCTrojan
06-06-2009, 05:02 AM
How about:

The Kansas City Royals - busting slumps since 1999.

Deberg_1990
06-06-2009, 07:12 AM
Royals Baseball:

Who are we kidding?

same sh*t, different year

PHOG
06-06-2009, 07:17 AM
Royals baseball?

Deberg_1990
06-06-2009, 07:28 AM
Royals Baseball:

Your Future Jacksonville Bombers!

Coach
06-06-2009, 09:16 AM
Royals Baseball: Gettin our asses kicked since 1985.

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 09:29 AM
Royals Baseball:

Who are we kidding?

same sh*t, different year


This is the winner so far!

Roy-yals.... BASEBALL!!!

Same Shit Different Year!!

Love it.

Ari Chi3fs
06-06-2009, 12:22 PM
Royals baseball!!!

At least our draft picks are high!!
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Mr. Flopnuts
06-19-2009, 05:32 PM
Roy-als Baseball!
Yeah!
.186 is a great batting average!

Pioli Zombie
06-19-2009, 07:30 PM
Royals baseball. Less potent than Morgan Freeman after an afternoon with the grandkids.
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Arsonist
06-19-2009, 07:34 PM
Royals baseball. who the fuck cares

petegz28
06-19-2009, 07:37 PM
Royals Baseball.........

.......


.......

.......



.......

Bowser
06-19-2009, 08:04 PM
*a shotgun blast, then silence*

petegz28
06-19-2009, 08:28 PM
Did Butler just hit a HR?

petegz28
06-19-2009, 08:29 PM
Jacobs needs to go

Sure-Oz
06-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Jacobs is actually putting up the same #'s he was with florida, only the slugging % is down and the obp is up, wow

BigChiefFan
06-19-2009, 09:00 PM
Royals baseball... come watch AAAer's compete against the pros.

Pioli Zombie
06-19-2009, 10:25 PM
Royal baseball. Just like KU basketball. Great for 35 games
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