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Simply Red
05-22-2009, 10:36 PM
Yeah, oddest thing, okay, so my neighbor maybe 29 or so... brunette, i'm on the fifth flr. right? okay, so the neighboring building is only four floors, whatever. Who cares? This chick gets naked w/ the effing blinds OPEN two to four times, weekly. She's literally 21 yards body-to-body from my athletic ass!!1234 It's freakin' odd and cool!abcd Gang, listen, I swear on RR69's mamma, I've seen her stand on top of the bath tub wall reaching for something. Truly astounding, I say ... regardless, I don't sit there staring either, I glance and it's as if i've stared for ten minutes ... I really like this town !!! Now that I'm I/S the perimeter.

doomy3
05-22-2009, 10:37 PM
Thread. Useless. Without. Pictures.

Fat Elvis
05-22-2009, 10:38 PM
She's doing it for your neighbor.

Reerun_KC
05-22-2009, 10:39 PM
This thread has potential....

dj56dt58
05-22-2009, 10:39 PM
What is this thread worthless without?

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 10:41 PM
She's doing it for your neighbor.

Mathmatically incorrect. Adjacent plex's.

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 10:41 PM
You owe it to yourself to thump her headboard a few times. Seriously.

Skip Towne
05-22-2009, 10:46 PM
So what are you bitching about?

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 10:49 PM
So what are you bitching about?

no, seriously. It's really cool. I mean this in the most humble way. seriously. I'm blessed to have such giving neighbors. Bless her lil' heart.

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 10:51 PM
+ wanted to share w/ the crew.

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 10:51 PM
no, seriously. It's really cool. I mean this in the most humble way. seriously. I'm blessed to have such giving neighbors. Bless her lil' heart.

7?

Describe in more detail, please.

Slowly.

(or man up and snap a pic)

DaFace
05-22-2009, 10:54 PM
+ wanted to share w/ the crew.

I'm not sure you've appropriately shared until we see pics.

orange
05-22-2009, 10:56 PM
http://rearwindow-vilendrer.com/Images/Rear%20window%20poster.jpg

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 10:56 PM
7?

Describe in more detail, please.

Slowly.

(or man up and snap a pic)

man up lol, no. I'm not goint to snap a shot of my neighbor, mister. I refuse to do that. Details? Ok, np, when she was up on the wall of the bathtub, I basically saw the dirties, sorry, I just did. it was delightful. Often she'll do things like stretch in short shorts, or pick something up off of the kitchen floor. This is all @ glance, I swear on sportshrinks grandma's uncles' brothers step-sister. K?! SHEESH!!!!!8675309!!!! AEIOU!!!

KChiefs1
05-22-2009, 11:01 PM
You refuse to snap a picture of an anonymous chick in another building?

I call bs.

DeezNutz
05-22-2009, 11:02 PM
man up lol, no. I'm not goint to snap a shot of my neighbor, mister. I refuse to do that. Details? Ok, np, when she was up on the wall of the bathtub, I basically saw the dirties, sorry, I just did. it was delightful. Often she'll do things like stretch in short shorts, or pick something up off of the kitchen floor. This is all @ glance, I swear on sportshrinks grandma's uncles' brothers step-sister. K?! SHEESH!!!!!8675309!!!! AEIOU!!!

lol.

Full C's? Tan? Toned? Details man! We NEED details!

All of this is in order to offer the best advice possible, of course. Only 'penz has his pants down waiting for an answer.

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:05 PM
You refuse to snap a picture of an anonymous chick in another building?

I call bs.

Bearcat or Chiefsfaithful or Dtebbe or smed want to testify to this, my phone rings and my PM box is open and the standing invitation is extended @ anytime, so, yeah, whatever...

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:06 PM
I'm peeing and then going out there in a sec... Full report upon return, regardless of how dull. Lights are on and that does matter so, BRB ...

Stewie
05-22-2009, 11:07 PM
http://rearwindow-vilendrer.com/Images/Rear%20window%20poster.jpg



More like this and this one didn't turn out too well.

http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/body_double.jpg

SBK
05-22-2009, 11:10 PM
I bet the blisters on your dick are just raw.

orange
05-22-2009, 11:13 PM
More like this and this one didn't turn out too well.

http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/body_double.jpg

Neither did the first one.

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:13 PM
ok, if front of bath mirror, shorts tee, no biggy, whatever. It's like the comment by what's her name in Pulp Fiction. anyhow ... I'm not going to sensationalize this, i'm calling it as i glance. I'll give one more update before bedtime. thanks pact!

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:15 PM
I bet the blisters on your dick are just raw.

Oh yeah, fuckyou, :) ShortBusKid, you can come over right fucking now to testify in 'real-time'


No, btw, I just watch porn, hell, we all do.

BigMeatballDave
05-22-2009, 11:17 PM
FTR, If this ever happens to me, I promise I will share my expierence by supplying photograpic proof, or I will not start a thread about something that will only wind up in the spank bank...

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:23 PM
lights off, bd. rm. TV on, I put on this phenomenal house track, on Winter Sessions, HippE the number, is number 13, (should you use amazon samplers)

Look gang, I think I see condensation on her window.

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:23 PM
FTR, If this ever happens to me, I promise I will share my expierence by supplying photograpic proof, or I will not start a thread about something that will only wind up in the spank bank...

that's great.

SBK
05-22-2009, 11:31 PM
Oh yeah, ****you, :) ShortBusKid, you can come over right ****ing now to testify in 'real-time'


No, btw, I just watch porn, hell, we all do.

I was down in your neighborhood the other day, trying to convince my wife to move into one of those high-rises. She'd prefer Garden Hills or Peachtree Park, and the house there instead. Boooo.

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:33 PM
I was down in your neighborhood the other day, trying to convince my wife to move into one of those high-rises. She'd prefer Garden Hills or Peachtree Park, and the house there instead. Boooo.

well, im down for a quick bite err something, whenever, let me know, I act a fool on here, I am fairly normal, well, sort of.

orange
05-22-2009, 11:34 PM
I was down in your neighborhood the other day, trying to convince my wife to move into one of those high-rises. She'd prefer Garden Hills or Peachtree Park, and the house there instead. Boooo.

Get mirrored windows.

SBK
05-22-2009, 11:39 PM
Get mirrored windows.

:)

What's funny, the building I like the most is floor to ceiling windows. You can see right in at night, and the shower in the bathroom has all glass walls.

Maybe my wife has a point......

Simply Red
05-22-2009, 11:39 PM
Get mirrored windows.

Heh, nice one! :)

Rausch
05-23-2009, 12:00 AM
I was down in your neighborhood the other day, trying to convince my wife to move into one of those high-rises.

Based on the thread starter...why?

Dylan
05-23-2009, 06:25 AM
"She's literally 21 yards body-to-body from my athletic ass!!" -- Simply Red

ROFL

gomezcat
05-23-2009, 06:43 AM
Thread. Useless. Without. Pictures.

Yup. I'm a noob, so I have to be polite, but where ARE the pics? :shake:

HypnotizedMonkey
05-23-2009, 07:07 AM
that's awesome! I used to work at this studio across from a hotel in Downtown Corpus and people seemed to love to bone with the curtains open.

Munson
05-23-2009, 07:38 AM
Any member of the Planet, who regularly sees a naked chick, and refuses to take pictures(preferably with a high powered camera) and share them with everyone else, should be banned immediately!ROFL

EyePod
05-23-2009, 08:03 AM
Any member of the Planet, who regularly sees a naked chick, and refuses to take pictures(preferably with a high powered camera) and share them with everyone else, should be banned immediately!ROFL

A lot of people on here are married/in a relationship. There's no fucking way you'll ever see a picture of my gf.

Skip Towne
05-23-2009, 08:11 AM
Just more attention whoring by SR. I don't believe a word of this.

Pioli Zombie
05-23-2009, 08:14 AM
no, seriously. It's really cool. I mean this in the most humble way. seriously. I'm blessed to have such giving neighbors. Bless her lil' heart.

I'm an addict. If I can't touch its just frustrating.

See it. Must fuck it.
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gblowfish
05-23-2009, 08:16 AM
SR's Memorial Day Weekend Monkey Spank A Thon....

Iowanian
05-23-2009, 08:23 AM
She's posting on her yoga forum right now, about the pervert that watches her through the window and then turns on porn and beats it like he's on fire and its full of water 3-4 mornings per week.

HMc
05-23-2009, 08:59 AM
^^rep

whoman69
05-23-2009, 09:15 AM
I think she is asking for reciprocal action. You need to go naked as well. Its only fair.

I do find it odd that you are upholding the privacy of someone you don't even know that has given up her right to privacy by being an exhibitionist.

RJ
05-23-2009, 09:22 AM
Is she a 7 because she's a reasonably good looking woman or is she a 7 because she gets naked for you?

cabletech94
05-23-2009, 09:43 AM
Is she a 7 because she's a reasonably good looking woman or is she a 7 because she gets naked for you?

She's a "7" because "she" has a penis.

ChiefButthurt
05-23-2009, 10:11 AM
This thread has definitely lost it's burst until SR produces a pic. Don't be a pussy SR, snap it.

Direckshun
05-23-2009, 10:51 AM
I'm 110% sure SR is full of shit.

What a weird fucking guy.

wild1
05-23-2009, 10:55 AM
i thought robert palmer was dead

Stewie
05-23-2009, 10:58 AM
I'm 110% sure SR is full of shit.

What a weird ****ing guy.

Yep. SR and reality are drifting miles apart.

Bowser
05-23-2009, 12:13 PM
man up lol, no. I'm not goint to snap a shot of my neighbor, mister. I refuse to do that.

Way to take a moral stand, SR. LMAO

prhom
05-23-2009, 12:27 PM
I'm 110% sure SR is full of shit.

What a weird ****ing guy.

It's more fun to believe that it's actually happening though. I don't think this is so far from reality. I'm just not so sure the show is only for Red. Maybe she's blind and thinks the shades are pulled while she's walking around.

Lumpy
05-23-2009, 12:33 PM
I really should close my blinds from now on. LMAO

DJay23
05-23-2009, 12:38 PM
If this guy speaks the way he types, then he sounds like most of the 14 year old girls where I teach.

Delano
05-23-2009, 12:43 PM
It's really quite tasteful to have a telescope.

http://i42.tinypic.com/91i6q1.png

Halfcan
05-23-2009, 02:25 PM
a peeping tom thread-cool

MoreLemonPledge
05-23-2009, 02:33 PM
http://www.uncoveror.com/peeping-tom.jpg

el borracho
05-23-2009, 03:45 PM
I really should close my blinds from now on. LMAO

Especially if he's going to knock two points off in the report. ;)

Count Zarth
05-23-2009, 04:51 PM
I assure you fellows SR is not making this up. He basically lives in pussyville. If he wasn't such a nice guy he could be pounding puss every night.

Chaunceythe3rd
05-23-2009, 05:06 PM
Some people just like talking about "it". Then one day that's not enough and they start inventing stories. When they need a bigger thrill they cruise the streets looking for women who look like their mother. Then they take them home, strangle them, have sex with the corpse and bury them under the house. I think SR is another John Wayne Gacy in the making.

kstater
05-23-2009, 05:20 PM
The stench of MC is strong this evening.

sd4chiefs
05-23-2009, 05:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YsooHlPl9U

Delano
05-23-2009, 06:08 PM
The stench of MC is strong this evening.

Nice call.

Braincase
05-23-2009, 06:12 PM
Would SOMEBODY loan this stupid S.O.B. a camera???!???!?!?

stlchiefs
05-23-2009, 07:05 PM
boooooooooooooooooooo

wild1
05-23-2009, 07:09 PM
i'm with you guys, i don't believe it

Archie F. Swin
05-23-2009, 07:46 PM
she the only occupant of the appartment?

Count Zarth
05-25-2009, 02:16 AM
Ryan just wanted to let you all know he is fine.

NOW I AM GOING TO BED! CHRIST!

Pioli Zombie
05-25-2009, 07:48 AM
Some people just like talking about "it". Then one day that's not enough and they start inventing stories. When they need a bigger thrill they cruise the streets looking for women who look like their mother. Then they take them home, strangle them, have sex with the corpse and bury them under the house. I think SR is another John Wayne Gacy in the making.
This belongs in the What the Fuck forum.
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DJJasonp
05-25-2009, 09:49 AM
i thought robert palmer was dead

and that's what makes the new tape so amazing! :eek:

Simply Red
05-26-2009, 08:05 AM
I'm 110% sure SR is full of shit.

What a weird ****ing guy.

I'm 100% sure, I'm not.

Simply Red
05-26-2009, 08:08 AM
I refuse to battle you all on this stuff. I'm telling the truth, If you feel i'm lying, It doesn't matter. The only inaccuracy in that, is, I'm on the fourth and she's on the third.

NY CHIEF
05-26-2009, 08:16 AM
No pics yet...........:cuss:

ChiTown
05-26-2009, 08:24 AM
SR, I believe you.

I've had some weird shit happen in and around my office complex. If it hadn't actually happened to me, I wouldn't have believed it.:)

Simply Red
05-26-2009, 08:27 AM
SR, I believe you.

I've had some weird shit happen in and around my office complex. If it hadn't actually happened to me, I wouldn't have believed it.:)

Thanks, actually I AM telling the truth. @ least some believe me, no, im not going to take photos, that'd be awfully low, imo...

Simply Red
05-26-2009, 08:28 AM
Some people just like talking about "it". Then one day that's not enough and they start inventing stories. When they need a bigger thrill they cruise the streets looking for women who look like their mother. Then they take them home, strangle them, have sex with the corpse and bury them under the house. I think SR is another John Wayne Gacy in the making.

another martini, Chauncey?

kepp
05-26-2009, 08:30 AM
Thanks, actually I AM telling the truth. @ least some believe me, no, im not going to take photos, that'd be awfully low, imo...

You need to contact this man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcgGEHzs90

Brock
05-26-2009, 09:00 AM
I'm 110% sure SR is full of shit.

What a weird ****ing guy.

Yeah, he is a weird fucking guy, but what makes this totally unremarkable story so incredible to you?

boogblaster
05-26-2009, 09:24 AM
Take some pics Red .. we'll believe u ...

Count Zarth
05-26-2009, 02:00 PM
I talk to SR last night on the phone. He was watching her again.

"Hey, wait! She's moving! She's moving!"

Simply Red
05-26-2009, 02:16 PM
I talk to SR last night on the phone. He was watching her again.

"Hey, wait! She's moving! She's moving!"

ironically she hasn't done it in a while. I think I have jinxed myself. :mad:

bevischief
05-26-2009, 06:48 PM
No pics yet...........:cuss:

:cuss::cuss:

TrebMaxx
05-26-2009, 07:05 PM
Not only did you jinx yourself, you jinxed all of us with zero pictures.

bevischief
05-26-2009, 07:09 PM
Are you hung like a horse?

Fairplay
05-26-2009, 07:23 PM
SR if any of this is true. Grow some balls, go knock on her door and introduce yourself. "I couldn't help but notice you across the building, my name is SR."

You smuck, you better quit spanking your monkey to her and get with the program. You don't think she doesn't know you see her nude?

You don't have to mention that part until after you get lucky with her. Don't come across as a perv just yet.

Skip Towne
05-26-2009, 08:01 PM
I'll bet she has her friends over to point and laugh at you.

RJ
05-26-2009, 08:32 PM
ironically she hasn't done it in a while. I think I have jizzed myself. :mad:


FYP, my friend.

Fairplay
05-26-2009, 08:46 PM
SR writes "it really happened to me" stories for Penthouse.

KcFanNindy
05-26-2009, 09:31 PM
I refuse to battle you all on this stuff. I'm telling the truth, If you feel i'm lying, It doesn't matter. The only inaccuracy in that, is, I'm on the fourth and she's on the third.

where you live, i will come take the damn pictures!

prhom
06-18-2009, 10:33 PM
I'm going to add to the legend here since SR hasn't followed up with any more stories. So I work in a big office building in downtown Denver and I can see pretty well into offices in another building next door. It's about 11:30 and I happen to look out the window and something catches my eye. It's a shirt being taken off and I see this girl standing in her office window with a sportsbra on. I figure she's going to work out over lunch and go back to work. Fastforward an hour and I'm on the phone looking out the window and I notice that she's back from her workout. She closes the door to her office and proceeds to take off her pants. Now I'm getting interested in where this is going and end the call as soon as I can. She puts on a new pair of pants and then starts taking off her shirt, then the sports bra. There's one more bra under that and I'm thinking there's no way she's going to go topless and then she was. She messed around topless for a few minutes and then got dressed again.

Maybe this wasn't as cool as SR's story, but I think I can fully believe his story now. My office will be a popular lunch time venue if this continues, and no, I'm not going to buy a telephoto lens and take pictures to post here. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

DaFace
06-18-2009, 10:37 PM
I'm going to add to the legend here since SR hasn't followed up with any more stories. So I work in a big office building in downtown Denver and I can see pretty well into offices in another building next door. It's about 11:30 and I happen to look out the window and something catches my eye. It's a shirt being taken off and I see this girl standing in her office window with a sportsbra on. I figure she's going to work out over lunch and go back to work. Fastforward an hour and I'm on the phone looking out the window and I notice that she's back from her workout. She closes the door to her office and proceeds to take off her pants. Now I'm getting interested in where this is going and end the call as soon as I can. She puts on a new pair of pants and then starts taking off her shirt, then the sports bra. There's one more bra under that and I'm thinking there's no way she's going to go topless and then she was. She messed around topless for a few minutes and then got dressed again.

Maybe this wasn't as cool as SR's story, but I think I can fully believe his story now. My office will be a popular lunch time venue if this continues, and no, I'm not going to buy a telephoto lens and take pictures to post here. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

Which building are you in?

The view from our office isn't that great, but one of my coworkers saw some couple having sex on their balcony at 1600 Glenarm last year. ROFL

Count Zarth
06-18-2009, 10:39 PM
Which building are you in?

The view from our office isn't that great, but one of my coworkers saw some couple having sex on their balcony at 1600 Glenarm last year. ROFL

Oh that is the hottest. Especially if you pretend you're gonna throw her over the side and scare her. It's like fucking a goat up against a cliff. Or maybe a sheep...one of those.

prhom
06-18-2009, 10:44 PM
Which building are you in?

The view from our office isn't that great, but one of my coworkers saw some couple having sex on their balcony at 1600 Glenarm last year. ROFL

Well that beats my story, but I'm in the Wells Fargo Center on the north side (aka Cash Register building). This chick was in the building directly north along Grant.

Valiant
06-19-2009, 01:35 AM
ironically she hasn't done it in a while. I think I have jinxed myself. :mad:

Probably reads chiefsplanet..

chagrin
06-19-2009, 08:08 AM
I've seen her stand on top of the bath tub wall reaching for something.

hey, when she did that could ya see her a-hole?
giggitty!

El Jefe
06-19-2009, 08:28 AM
hey, when she did that could ya see her a-hole?
giggitty!

Chagrin, I haven't seen you in a while, hows things?

Simply Red
06-19-2009, 09:08 AM
hey, when she did that could ya see her a-hole?
giggitty!

yes, well, sort of, I'm not sure, I don't think so.

Rain Man
06-19-2009, 09:43 AM
Which building are you in?

The view from our office isn't that great, but one of my coworkers saw some couple having sex on their balcony at 1600 Glenarm last year. ROFL

What? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? I need to know these things.

Garcia Bronco
06-19-2009, 10:46 AM
I think she is asking for reciprocal action. You need to go naked as well. Its only fair.

I do find it odd that you are upholding the privacy of someone you don't even know that has given up her right to privacy by being an exhibitionist.

Yep...best advice in this thread...and make sure you groom your manscape.

Smed1065
06-20-2009, 01:40 AM
yes, well, sort of, I'm not sure, I don't think so.

OK I will show to prove the disbelievers.

But I can take pictures?

OK see her?

LOL

Fairplay
06-20-2009, 06:48 AM
Simply Red now has to figure out how to walk around with a big woodie instead of her checking out the shrunkin up package.

Coach
06-20-2009, 07:23 AM
Simply Red now has to figure out how to walk around with a big woodie instead of her checking out the shrunkin up package.

And still haven't figured that it is required to take photos and place them on the planet.

DaFace
06-20-2009, 08:57 AM
What? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? I need to know these things.

Heh...it's a mixed bag. Apparently Dave saw some guy giving a solo performance a couple weeks back, too. :eek:

Valiant
06-20-2009, 07:22 PM
Shit, totally forgot about this.. tuesday we go to a bar in the northland and these two chicks are all grabass playing pool with each other.. Well as we are leaving to go to a houseparty I see the two of them in the back half naked going at it with the windows down..

I know you are thinking, where are the pics that is awesome..

No, it was not.. Those two bitches probably weighed 400+ lbs combined.. Why couldn't some hot lesbians be doing that instead of those dykes..

JD10367
06-20-2009, 08:21 PM
Oh that is the hottest. Especially if you pretend you're gonna throw her over the side and scare her. It's like ****ing a goat up against a cliff. Or maybe a sheep...one of those.

Okay, I'm new here, so I have to ask... how do you know this? :spock: :D