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Fat Elvis
05-23-2009, 04:18 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090523/ap_on_re_as/as_china_suicide_help


Passer-by pushes suicide jumper in south China
AP


55 mins ago

BEIJING Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand and pushed him off the ledge.

Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially inflated emergency air cushion laid out by authorities and survived, suffering spine and elbow injuries, the official Xinhua News Agency said Saturday.

The passer-by, 66-year-old Lai Jiansheng, had been fed up with what he called Chen's "selfish activity," Xinhua said. Traffic around the Haizhu bridge in the city of Guangzhou had been backed up for five hours and police had cordoned off the area.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

Xinhua said Lai was "taken away by police" but did not elaborate.

A police officer who answered the telephone Saturday at a station close to the bridge confirmed the incident and said it was under investigation. He refused to give any other details and hung up.

According to Xinhua, Chen wanted to kill himself because he had accrued 2 million yuan ($290,000) in debt from a failed construction project.

On Thursday, he made his way to the Haizhu bridge, where 11 other people have tried to take their lives since April.

Lai volunteered to talk Chen down but was turned away by police, Xinhua said. Lai then broke through the cordon, climbed to where Chen sat, greeted him with a handshake, then pushed.

Photos in the Beijing Morning Post showed Lai, shoeless and in a T-shirt, saluting after Chen fell.

The paper said Lai was released on bail Friday but did not give any details. It said he had been on medication for "a mental illness" for decades and had been on his way to a hospital for his pills.

Chen was recovering in the hospital, Xinhua said.

BWillie
05-23-2009, 04:34 PM
ROFL

Rain Man
05-23-2009, 04:38 PM
You gotta like a guy who doesn't pussyfoot around.

MoreLemonPledge
05-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Good for him. I bet everyone there was just glad to get it over with.

Chaunceythe3rd
05-23-2009, 04:44 PM
;):clap:ROFL Git 'er done!!!

Halfcan
05-23-2009, 04:47 PM
wow-just took matters in his own hands-funny stuff

MIAdragon
05-23-2009, 05:01 PM
The guy just needed a little nudge thats all.

crazycoffey
05-23-2009, 05:04 PM
If the cops would have pushed him, I bet this thread would reach 100 replies....

Bowser
05-23-2009, 05:07 PM
LMAO

el borracho
05-23-2009, 05:07 PM
hell, I think this guy should work all the suicide hotlines.

"Don't want to be here? Great! We don't want you here, anyway. Bye."

Gonzo
05-23-2009, 05:11 PM
To the ship!!!
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Gonzo
05-23-2009, 05:12 PM
Well... bye!
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RJ
05-23-2009, 05:49 PM
I didn't know there were Republicans in China.

:)

kstater
05-23-2009, 05:53 PM
He got arrested for it?

Hydrae
05-23-2009, 05:55 PM
The guy just needed a little nudge thats all.

ROFL

Nightfyre
05-23-2009, 06:12 PM
Kudos to this man. Consequences are the stuff of learning.

The_Doctor10
05-24-2009, 02:04 AM
He got arrested for it?

It's China; for appearance's sake, they probably escorted him away. And then they bought him a beer. Or an extra day's worth of ration coupons. Or some food that wasn't made of kitten. Any of them would've done.

mikey23545
05-24-2009, 05:00 AM
I didn't know there were Republicans in China.

:)

Probably a Dem...This was just a belated abortion...

JuicesFlowing
05-24-2009, 06:41 AM
Jumping to your death is the dumbest way to go out. I'm glad the guy lived, now he can live with his depression and idiocy.

JD10367
05-24-2009, 08:17 AM
I applaud that old man. Did he look like this?

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8403/48125444ku1.jpg

KcFanInGA
05-24-2009, 11:12 AM
sounds like a pushover to me.

Crush
05-24-2009, 11:59 AM
Everyone deserves a helping hand once in a while.

StcChief
05-24-2009, 01:10 PM
I didn't know there were Republicans in China.

:) we need more TRUE ones here. :)

Pioli Zombie
05-24-2009, 01:35 PM
Ancient Chinese secret??????
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Talisman
05-24-2009, 10:23 PM
The jumper must have given him one of those wussy limp handshakes.

Fat Elvis
05-24-2009, 10:24 PM
Who knew patteau lived in China?

stevieray
05-24-2009, 11:22 PM
I wonder if Lai yelled out GeronimoooOOOooo...

BWillie
05-25-2009, 01:04 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

He shoulda tried to do it like a man and headbutt the sidewalk repeatedly until he had fatal head trauma.

stumppy
05-25-2009, 04:23 AM
If the cops would have pushed him, I bet this thread would reach 100 replies....

The only way a cop would have put that much effort into his job is if he had to push him out of line at the doughnut shop.







:D

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 04:30 AM
If the cops would have pushed him, I bet this thread would reach 100 replies....

Not chinese police. I'm surprised they haven't thrown ME off a bridge yet.