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luv
05-24-2009, 10:50 PM
I can't believe I got giddy after two beers. Maybe it's good I can get a buzz from three or four beers.

1. I only have four anyway.
2. Less calories!

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-24-2009, 10:54 PM
You have a lot of catching up to do, I have a six hour head start.

luv
05-24-2009, 10:57 PM
I'm on my last one. :(

I do have a Blue Moon that's been in my fridge for forever.

luv
05-24-2009, 10:58 PM
OH! And a tad bit of vodka. Might just be enough to do the trick for tonight.

Count Zarth
05-24-2009, 11:02 PM
I don't even want to know how easily I can get drunk now.

I'm guessing at some point in the near future I'm going to do something incredibly stupid in a drinking establishment.

EyePod
05-24-2009, 11:15 PM
I had a drinkfest this past weekend. It's back to doing homework tomorrow... YAY... :( Almost done Almost done Almost done... graduation is June 13th...

luv
05-24-2009, 11:19 PM
I had a drinkfest this past weekend. It's back to doing homework tomorrow... YAY... :( Almost done Almost done Almost done... graduation is June 13th...

Major?

sportsman1
05-25-2009, 12:01 AM
I'm on number 5 and feeling nothing. One of them nights I guess.

luv
05-25-2009, 12:17 AM
I'm feeling good. Wish this feeling could last.

BWillie
05-25-2009, 01:02 AM
I don't even want to know how easily I can get drunk now.

I'm guessing at some point in the near future I'm going to do something incredibly stupid in a drinking establishment.

Lucky for you. I only weigh 187 lbs and I have to drink about 15-18 drinks to be to a good intoxication level. It's frustrating. Would be easier, and cheaper if I could down two shots and be piss on a cop drunk already like chicks.

luv
05-25-2009, 01:10 AM
Lucky for you. I only weigh 187 lbs and I have to drink about 15-18 drinks to be to a good intoxication level. It's frustrating. Would be easier, and cheaper if I could down two shots and be piss on a cop drunk already like chicks.

Takes a few more than two shots. Of course, you're talking girls, and not women.

Count Zarth
05-25-2009, 01:12 AM
Lucky for you. I only weigh 187 lbs and I have to drink about 15-18 drinks to be to a good intoxication level. It's frustrating. Would be easier, and cheaper if I could down two shots and be piss on a cop drunk already like chicks.

Everything in moderation.

Wish I could have some sex in moderation.

MIAdragon
05-25-2009, 01:13 AM
Lucky for you. I only weigh 187 lbs and I have to drink about 15-18 drinks to be to a good intoxication level. It's frustrating. Would be easier, and cheaper if I could down two shots and be piss on a cop drunk already like chicks.

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1232.gif

BWillie
05-25-2009, 01:14 AM
Everything in moderation.

Wish I could have some sex in moderation.

Sex is overrated if you can get blowjobs while you eat chinese takeout and the Eastern Conference finals. It was a good day today.

luv
05-25-2009, 01:15 AM
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1232.gif

Hurricane 151. purrrrrrrrrrrr..............

J Diddy
05-25-2009, 01:16 AM
Everything in moderation.

Wish I could have some sex in moderation.


Yeah doucheness decreases a mans attractiveness.

luv
05-25-2009, 01:19 AM
Everything in moderation.

Wish I could have some sex in moderation.

I think zero is pretty moderate.

Count Zarth
05-25-2009, 01:20 AM
I think zero is pretty moderate.

Fuck off!

luv
05-25-2009, 01:20 AM
**** off!

It's okay. That's what my prospects are.

J Diddy
05-25-2009, 01:21 AM
I think zero is pretty moderate.


I think that's absolute moderation. Once every 30 years............

J Diddy
05-25-2009, 01:22 AM
It's okay. That's what my prospects are.


Hey Luv, make some nachos. That'll bring em in.

luv
05-25-2009, 01:24 AM
Hey Luv, make some nachos. That'll bring em in.

Priest isn't my type.

J Diddy
05-25-2009, 01:26 AM
Priest isn't my type.

lol

racist

luv
05-25-2009, 01:27 AM
lol

racist

Racist? I just don't like guys who prefer nachos to football.

J Diddy
05-25-2009, 01:41 AM
Racist? I just don't like guys who prefer nachos to football.


he was watching the game

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 01:55 AM
Priest isn't my type.

ROFL

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 03:57 AM
3 or 4 beers? Must be nice...

chasedude
05-25-2009, 05:00 AM
3 or 4 beers? Must be nice...

I lost count on that one sometime.... yesterday :eek:

rad
05-25-2009, 05:37 AM
Me and a co-worker split a 12-pack of Becks yesterday while at work.......it was refreshingly sinful.

JD10367
05-25-2009, 10:45 AM
I can't believe I got giddy after two beers. Maybe it's good I can get a buzz from three or four beers.

1. I only have four anyway.
2. Less calories!

It rocks.

When I was a teen, I was like a fish. I worked in a liquor store and would steal pints and half-pints of hard stuff and keep it in the backseat of my car in a suitcase. I'd stock the beer chest and drink as much as I'd put on the shelf. I'd hide a bottle of Moet Chandon in there sometimes. I got wasted at more heavy-metal concerts than I remember.

Then I hit 21, and it became legal for me to drink. And it wasn't as much fun.

That was 20 years ago, and now if I have a couple of beers with dinner or at a cookout or something that's a lot. And 2 beers make me nice and buzzed. It's definitely easier on the wallet, as well as the liver...

Reaper16
05-25-2009, 10:48 AM
I was drinking American adjunct lager for the first time in, oh, forever yesterday. Pabst Blue Ribbon. The stuff is like water compared to the beers I normally drink. Corn flavored water.

Pablo
05-25-2009, 10:52 AM
I was drinking American adjunct lager for the first time in, oh, forever yesterday. Pabst Blue Ribbon. The stuff is like water compared to the beers I normally drink. Corn flavored water.PBR is my personal favorite for incredibly cheap beer. But hell, I'll drink Bud Dry and Natty. I'm not too particular if I'm drinking just to get drunk.

As far as beer goes, I probably have to get a good 6-8 in before I start to feel a buzz. If I drink a 12 pack I'll be pretty drunk usually. But it takes too much time to drink a 12 pack and I end up feeling bloated by the time I start getting a buzz.

When I go out, I stick to strong Captain and Cokes. Sometimes I like to slam Long Islands. Do some shots of Ice 101 if I'm looking to get really drunk.

luv
05-25-2009, 10:54 AM
Well, I ended up drink the four Shiner Bock and two Blue Moons I had in my fridge. Not sure just how long the Blue Moon had been in there.

Reaper16
05-25-2009, 10:58 AM
PBR is my personal favorite for incredibly cheap beer. But hell, I'll drink Bud Dry and Natty. I'm not too particular if I'm drinking just to get drunk.

As far as beer goes, I probably have to get a good 6-8 in before I start to feel a buzz. If I drink a 12 pack I'll be pretty drunk usually. But it takes too much time to drink a 12 pack and I end up feeling bloated by the time I start getting a buzz.

When I go out, I stick to strong Captain and Cokes. Sometimes I like to slam Long Islands. Do some shots of Ice 101 if I'm looking to get really drunk.
I never drink to get drunk, so I shy away from adjunct lagers like the plague. PBR is decent stuff, though. I can drink that without hating myself.

JD10367
05-25-2009, 10:58 AM
Well, I ended up drink the four Shiner Bock and two Blue Moons I had in my fridge. Not sure just how long the Blue Moon had been in there.

If it didn't smell or taste like old skunk piss, then it wasn't in there for long. As I worked in a liquor store, I know that skanky beer is like skanky milk: it's pretty easy to distinguish. (Sort of like skanky... uh, nevermind.)

Dave Lane
05-25-2009, 11:03 AM
I can't believe I got giddy after two beers. Maybe it's good I can get a buzz from three or four beers.

1. I only have four anyway.
2. Less calories!

OK this isn't what I thought it was about...

Jilly
05-25-2009, 01:36 PM
It takes like 5-6 for me if I've eaten... Before pregnancy it was 10-12

Buck
05-25-2009, 01:41 PM
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1232.gif

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http://www.talentsquad.com/images/clients/MalibuRum.jpg

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http://www.ampro.co.th/CUP-JUICE.gif

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http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures201.jpg

3 drinks or so should get you here.

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 01:48 PM
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http://www.talentsquad.com/images/clients/MalibuRum.jpg

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http://www.ampro.co.th/CUP-JUICE.gif

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http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures201.jpg

3 drinks or so should get you here.

Caribou-loo? (Excuse the spelling)

Tech-9's drink of choice.

Jenson71
05-25-2009, 01:53 PM
I went to Carlos O'Kelly's last Thursday for half price Margaritas. :drool: :toast: It makes everything turn into good feelings and your happiness shines through.

Reaper16
05-25-2009, 02:25 PM
Caribou-loo? (Excuse the spelling)

Tech-9's drink of choice.
Hell yeah, that's a Caribou Lou.

I think its funny how every single bartender in KC knows what a Caribou Lou is.

googlegoogle
05-25-2009, 03:20 PM
190 proof. heard you can blow fire with it. badass.

http://www.northroyalton.net/images/everclear.jpg

luv
05-25-2009, 03:22 PM
190 proof. heard you can blow fire with it. badass.

http://www.northroyalton.net/images/everclear.jpg

We used that to clean microfilm bck in the day.

luv
05-25-2009, 03:23 PM
Hell yeah, that's a Caribou Lou.

I think its funny how every single bartender in KC knows what a Caribou Lou is.

:spock:

I thought that was a common enough drink that most bartenders everywhere would know what it is.

Count Zarth
05-25-2009, 03:24 PM
I went to Carlos O'Kelly's last Thursday for half price Margaritas. :drool: :toast: It makes everything turn into good feelings and your happiness shines through.

You're a weird kid.

Reaper16
05-25-2009, 03:29 PM
:spock:

I thought that was a common enough drink that most bartenders everywhere would know what it is.
Perhaps so. But it was invented, in name anyway, in KC and is only ever heard of in Tech N9ne songs. And he's an independent artist, mind you. I;d be surprised if I could walk into some random place in, say, Cincinnati and successfully order a "Caribou Lou."

Pablo
05-25-2009, 04:00 PM
190 proof. heard you can blow fire with it. badass.

http://www.northroyalton.net/images/everclear.jpgYou can.

It's best when used when making spolly(jungle juice).

Taking shots of Everclear is a terrible idea. I took one, and it was pretty fucking brutal.

Demonpenz
05-25-2009, 05:31 PM
i took a shot of everclear once it burned my lips like a I had a sunburn for a day and a half.

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 05:40 PM
You can.

It's best when used when making spolly(jungle juice).

Taking shots of Everclear is a terrible idea. I took one, and it was pretty ****ing brutal.

I loved jungle juice parties. Everyone would get messed up quick. You can't taste the alcohol because of all the juice and candy and sugar and whatever else we decided to put in it. Invariably, this would lead to much vomiting.