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pr_capone
05-25-2009, 02:49 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/25/jeremy-shockey-hospital/

NFL star Jeremy Shockey was taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas today by stretcher and taken to a nearby hospital.

Sources on the scene tell TMZ Shockey was at Rehab -- the ironic name of the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock -- when he was found unconscious at around 2:00 PM. Paramedics ended up wheeling Shockey out of the Hard Rock via stretcher. We're told the paramedics tried to cover Shockey up so onlookers -- including a TV camera crew -- couldn't ID him.

UPDATE: We just talked to a rep for the New Orleans Saints, who told us Shockey was just "dehydrated" and that he'll be "fine."

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 02:52 AM
"Dehydrated"!
ROFL

Yeah, 18 Jager bombs and a few pitchers of beer would dehydrate me too.

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 04:33 AM
http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/shockey-drunk1.jpg

Yeah, just dehydrated.

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 04:34 AM
http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/shockey-drunk1.jpg

Yeah, just dehydrated.

Are you implying his symptoms are the result of a new STD?

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 04:41 AM
Are you implying his symptoms are the result of a new STD?

Is that what caused him to put his hoodie on sideways?

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 04:43 AM
Is that what caused him to put his hoodie on sideways?

Who knows? Who can keep up with all these VDs?? That's why I just abstain.:whackit:

Dylan
05-25-2009, 04:49 AM
Developing ... Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm2_full.jpg

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm_full.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:FGL-jBKNO-bChM:http://perso.orange.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm3_full.jpg Where's the leggy women?

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 04:52 AM
Developing ... Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm2_full.jpg

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm_full.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:FGL-jBKNO-bChM:http://perso.orange.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm3_full.jpg Where's the leggy women?

At home with the other "beards".

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 04:55 AM
The Hangover 2, starring Jeremy Shockey

http://kissingsuzykolber.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hangovershockey.jpg

Dylan
05-25-2009, 05:12 AM
"We've just obtained photos of New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey right before he was placed on a stretcher at Rehab -- the pool at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas -- and taken to the hospital." -- TMZ


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shock4_full.jpg

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/05/shockwm1_full.jpg

"We just talked to a rep for the New Orleans Saints, who told us Shockey was just "dehydrated" and that he'll be "fine."




... thanks again for those two picks (giants fans)


LOL

Dylan
05-25-2009, 05:17 AM
"Dehydrated"!
ROFL

Yeah, 18 Jager bombs and a few pitchers of beer would dehydrate me too.

at 2 in the afternoon

Coach
05-25-2009, 05:18 AM
What a dumbass.... I bet NY is more than happy that he was gone...

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 05:19 AM
The Hangover 2, starring Jeremy Shockey

http://kissingsuzykolber.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hangovershockey.jpg

ROFL that was quick.

MoreLemonPledge
05-25-2009, 05:21 AM
ROFL that was quick.

Credit goes to kissingsuzykolber.com.

Pioli Zombie
05-25-2009, 08:00 AM
Dehydrated. Is that like Kitty Dukakis "losing control of the car" because sun got in her eyes?
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Easy 6
05-25-2009, 08:45 AM
This guy was so awesome his first couple of years, then he just seemed to lose focus.

Its really to bad, he coulda been an All-Timer...but it looks like he became more entranced with the celeb life than working on his craft.

The Bronco Rob
05-25-2009, 08:48 AM
Can you say....GHB?

LaChapelle
05-25-2009, 11:00 AM
Playing drop the soap in the pool house and had to play dead when someone else walked in.

Rain Man
05-25-2009, 11:31 AM
Saints Jeremy Shockey found unconscious


Bystanders said that they couldn't immediately tell, but became concerned when they realized that Shockey had suddenly become much more likeable.

PunkinDrublic
05-25-2009, 11:40 AM
I can't believe he's still referred to as a star ROFL

notorious
05-25-2009, 11:44 AM
Bystanders said that they couldn't immediately tell, but became concerned when they realized that Shockey had suddenly become much more likeable.

Nice. ROFL

the Talking Can
05-25-2009, 12:09 PM
hard to think of a player who has done less to be thought of as good....he's a cancer and an over rated piece of crap...giants raped the saints

Halfcan
05-25-2009, 12:19 PM
what an idiot-probably on Meth-he looks like shit

Tuckdaddy
05-25-2009, 02:40 PM
He simply doesn't love football. He loves be a player in the league and that's it. He like Matt L. Happy just to be rich but really doesn't care about playing that much.

Tuckdaddy
05-25-2009, 02:40 PM
hard to think of a player who has done less to be thought of as good....he's a cancer and an over rated piece of crap...giants raped the saints


No doubt. he's just a name and that's it.

JD10367
05-25-2009, 02:43 PM
If you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary, Shockey's pic should be there.

Like Michael Vick, Jeff George, Pac-Man Jones, and a hundred others, Shockey is another name on the long list of guys who could've been wealthy superstars if they'd focused their God-given talent, but were cursed with having a big pile of sh*t between their ears instead of a brain...