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googlegoogle
05-25-2009, 02:06 AM
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html

Worship them or die.

kysirsoze
05-25-2009, 03:09 AM
I love that your outrage over a bullshit Maxim list has bled into multiple forums.

jjjayb
05-25-2009, 06:48 AM
Jay Mohr slams Michael, I mean Michelle Obama. Skip to 1:57.


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Michelle Obama - that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his [center] depending on who’s in Congress that day.

That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude. I like when she put her arm around the Queen of England – and she put her in a headlock and said, “I’ve been waiting 200 years to put my arms around you lady.”

I like how she shaved off her eyebrows, and then drew them back way to high – and in an arch – and then way back down, so she always looks super surprised. Michelle Obama kind of looks like the Count on Sesame Street. One … Ha Ha … One Black President … Ha Ha.

Dave Lane
05-25-2009, 09:28 AM
Really I just have to say this to and your ilk...

NSFW

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wild1
05-25-2009, 10:50 AM
two words: I wouldn't

StcChief
05-25-2009, 12:23 PM
two words: I wouldn'tnot even with your d1ck.

Jenson71
05-25-2009, 12:48 PM
From Maxim:

He may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome, but at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States. (Sorry, Martha Washington!)

Jackie O.?

patteeu
05-25-2009, 01:02 PM
Wow, what a joke. It's a joke of Amazonian proportions.

chiefforlife
05-25-2009, 01:45 PM
Wow, what a joke. It's a joke of Amazonian proportions.

Ha, very funny.

She is not ugly but I dont find her attractive at all. Maxims opinion is as bad as their magazine.

HonestChieffan
05-25-2009, 01:49 PM
Ha, very funny.

She is not ugly but I dont find her attractive at all. Maxims opinion is as bad as their magazine.

You are being far too kind.

patteeu
05-25-2009, 02:07 PM
Ha, very funny.

She is not ugly but I dont find her attractive at all. Maxims opinion is as bad as their magazine.

I agree. She's not ugly, but she doesn't belong anywhere near a list of 100 hot women.

P.S. She's quite a bit more attractive when she's in a medium, like a magazine, where you can't hear her voice.

blaise
05-25-2009, 02:38 PM
She's beat. I have nothing against her, but her face is ugly.

BigRedChief
05-25-2009, 04:52 PM
Maxim = Communisn.

BucEyedPea
05-25-2009, 05:19 PM
Maxim = Communisn.

ROFL

Maximum Communism at that. You did mean communism not communisn right?

vailpass
05-25-2009, 05:36 PM
The First Sasquatch doesn't belong in the same room as Jackie O. Shave that dog and teach it to hunt!

RhodyPatsFan
05-25-2009, 05:49 PM
And ahead of Padma Lakshmi no less. FAIL.

wild1
05-25-2009, 06:41 PM
The First Sasquatch doesn't belong in the same room as Jackie O. Shave that dog and teach it to hunt!

this! :clap:

ChiTown
05-25-2009, 06:42 PM
The First Sasquatch doesn't belong in the same room as Jackie O. Shave that dog and teach it to hunt!

ROFL

REP!

StcChief
05-25-2009, 06:53 PM
The First Sasquatch doesn't belong in the same room as Jackie O. Shave that dog and teach it to hunt!
pitch the bitch in the potomac and see if she ever learned to swim.

Amnorix
05-26-2009, 06:13 AM
Wow. Not that she's fugly or anything, but I'm confident I can come up with 100 hotter women without any trouble at all. 1,000 is probably more like it.

***SPRAYER
05-26-2009, 06:40 AM
She has enormously wide hips and no tits. She looks like the black Olive Oyl. And her personality is horrible. Only a homo looking for a beard would marry her.

Chief Henry
05-26-2009, 07:13 AM
At least she's now proud of America...for what thats worth !

blaise
05-26-2009, 07:26 AM
Do people actually buy Maxim magazine?

jjjayb
05-26-2009, 08:45 AM
Do people actually buy Maxim magazine?

Not anymore.