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Frankie
05-26-2009, 09:59 AM
If you were to date date one of the Idol Judges which one would you want and why?

1- Paula Abdul

2- Kara DioGuardi

DaKCMan AP
05-26-2009, 10:01 AM
I wouldn't really want to 'date' either of them.

If I had to choose between the two it'd be Kara, easily.

Deberg_1990
05-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Paula was looking rough this year. Too many drugs and drunken nights have take their toll.


Kara all the way.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 10:03 AM
Since I'm more of a man than either of the previous posters will ever be, I'd pick Paula. Bendy and on cocaine is fun for a summer.

DaKCMan AP
05-26-2009, 10:06 AM
Since I'm more of a man than either of the previous posters will ever be, I'd pick Paula. Bendy and on cocaine is fun for a summer.

Meh. She's older, run-down, wrinkly and overall unattractive, IMO.

Jilly
05-26-2009, 10:10 AM
Kara has better hair.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 10:11 AM
Meh. She's older, run-down, wrinkly and overall unattractive, IMO.

So?

Saccopoo
05-26-2009, 10:12 AM
Paula all day long. Not even close.

Oh, I was supposed to say why. Paula has better posture, dresses better, has a great smile and doesn't make odd hand gestures every time she speaks.

Jilly
05-26-2009, 10:18 AM
Paula all day long. Not even close.

Oh, I was supposed to say why. Paula has better posture, dresses better, has a great smile and doesn't make odd hand gestures every time she speaks.

At the same time, would we really call that speaking?

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 10:22 AM
I'll step in and provide the manswer:

I've never watched American fucking Idol, so I can't answer this latently metrosexual question.

Deberg_1990
05-26-2009, 10:22 AM
Wheres the Paula and Kara at the same time option?

Jilly
05-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Wheres the Paula and Kara at the same time option?

I'm not even interested in that. I couldn't stand the thought of Paula trying to eek out some word that she thinks is in her vocabulary, but then halfway through it realizes that it's not.

Dr. Facebook Fever
05-26-2009, 10:24 AM
How about they just cancel the show so I don't have to hear about it anymore.

I would also like to know why Frankie hates the black man.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 10:26 AM
I'm not even interested in that. I couldn't stand the thought of Paula trying to eek out some word that she thinks is in her vocabulary, but then halfway through it realizes that it's not.

There's this guy named Fox on "I Love Daisy"...

holy shit. Paula would kick his ass in a vocabulary bee.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 10:27 AM
I'll step in and provide the manswer:

I've never watched American ****ing Idol, so I can't answer this latently metrosexual question.

I didn't watch this year. Can I still have my man card?

Jilly
05-26-2009, 10:28 AM
There's this guy named Fox on "I Love Daisy"...

holy shit. Paula would kick his ass in a vocabulary bee.

He sounds like a genius! Perfect for Daisy! Go ahead and throw in Chance and Real and well, you got yourself one powerfully intelligent fivesome.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 10:29 AM
I didn't watch this year. Can I still have my man card?Do you really want me to answer that?

boogblaster
05-26-2009, 10:30 AM
Paula .. she probably slobers a good man-bone .....

Lumpy
05-26-2009, 10:52 AM
Hold up... men actually watch American Idol?! LMAO

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 10:55 AM
I'm sick of Paula. Kara should do the show in a bikini.

Dicky McElephant
05-26-2009, 10:58 AM
There's this guy named Fox on "I Love Daisy"...

holy shit. Paula would kick his ass in a vocabulary bee.

That guy is a fucking douchebag. Well pretty much anyone on that show is a douchebag.....but he's definitely the worst kind.

Baby Lee
05-26-2009, 11:02 AM
There's this guy named Fox on "I Love Daisy"...

holy shit. Paula would kick his ass in a vocabulary bee.

1. It's 'Daisy of Love.'
2. I hate myself for knowing that.
3. Anytime a snippet from that show appears on my screen, I have a compulsion to wash my television. It's like that Ho and those Gindaloons are building up a fine film of grease on it over the airwaves.

Mr. Krab
05-26-2009, 11:06 AM
I don't watch American Idol, so i have no idea.

I figure any guy that watches American Idol would prefer Ryan Seacrest anyway.

RJ
05-26-2009, 11:06 AM
I'll step in and provide the manswer:

I've never watched American ****ing Idol, so I can't answer this latently metrosexual question.


Same here. And I have a feeling that I haven't missed a thing.

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 11:22 AM
I don't watch American Idol, so i have no idea.

I figure any guy that watches American Idol would prefer Ryan Seacrest anyway.Homophobe, much? :rolleyes::spock:

Mr. Krab
05-26-2009, 11:26 AM
Homophobe, much? :rolleyes::spock:
Not at all, an Idol-phobe though maybe. ROFL

Frankie
05-26-2009, 11:42 AM
Oh, I was supposed to say why. Paula has better posture, dresses better, has a great smile and doesn't make odd hand gestures every time she speaks.
It's the Mediterranian blood in Kara.

Frankie
05-26-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm sick of Paula. Kara should do the show in a bikini.

Actually I found her more attractive until the bikini bit. I still take her over Paula, but her figure was a bit of a disappointment.

Jilly
05-26-2009, 11:59 AM
Actually I found her more attractive until the bikini bit. I still take her over Paula, but her figure was a bit of a disappointment.

Like a 12 year old boy, really

CoMoChief
05-26-2009, 12:12 PM
Kara is hot, but I bet Paula can shag like no other. I'll take Paula.

bogey
05-26-2009, 12:14 PM
I would climb all over Paula. She is hot, hot, hot.

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 12:18 PM
Actually I found her more attractive until the bikini bit. I still take her over Paula, but her figure was a bit of a disappointment.Are you fucking kidding me? :spock:

Baby Lee
05-26-2009, 12:21 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? :spock:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/81371/original.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/aussiegoonie/Gozer.jpg

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 12:21 PM
Paula was hot in her day. She is 46. Kara looks damn good for 38. Most 30 yr olds wish they looked as good as her.

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 12:22 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/81371/original.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/aussiegoonie/Gozer.jpgLMAO She looks NOTHING like that.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 12:40 PM
1. It's 'Daisy of Love.'
2. I hate myself for knowing that.
3. Anytime a snippet from that show appears on my screen, I have a compulsion to wash my television. It's like that Ho and those Gindaloons are building up a fine film of grease on it over the airwaves.

LMAO
I wear a condom but I watch that damn show every Sunday.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 12:44 PM
I wear a condom but I watch that damn show every Sunday.I call bullshit. Everybody knows you do it bareback.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 12:47 PM
I call bullshit. Everybody knows you do it bareback.

Thats a mean joke that hurts my daughter's feelings.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Thats a mean joke that hurts my daughter's feelings.Wait, she has feelings? Must've gotten them from dad.

I'm so dead now.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 01:17 PM
Wait, she has feelings? Must've gotten them from dad.

I'm so dead now.

LMAO
I even said 'oooo' in real life.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 01:19 PM
I even said 'oooo' in real life.I love it when a woman says 'oooo'.

Baby Lee
05-26-2009, 01:37 PM
I love it when a woman says 'oooo'.

Poor keg, thought he was curling her toes, turns out he was effing her with her pantyhose still on.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 01:42 PM
Hey, a guy's gotta take what he can get.

Katipan
05-26-2009, 01:48 PM
$5 and I'll send you the pantyhose

BigRedChief
05-26-2009, 01:50 PM
Poll fail.

Nada Gaz option.
Nada your gay option
Nada What's this crap about option?

Jilly
05-26-2009, 01:52 PM
$5 and I'll send you the pantyhose

I bid $6

Frankie
05-26-2009, 02:03 PM
Are you ****ing kidding me? :spock:

Nope, she is skeletally too wide at the waist.

keg in kc
05-26-2009, 02:32 PM
$5 and I'll send you the pantyhoseLike I'm giving you my address!

DaKCMan AP
05-26-2009, 02:54 PM
Nope, she is skeletally too wide at the waist.

:spock:

Dave Lane
05-26-2009, 04:07 PM
where is the who give a rays ass option?

Spott
05-26-2009, 04:44 PM
Paula Abdul is ok but I don't know what Kara DioGuardi looks like. Anyone have any pics?

JOhn
05-26-2009, 10:01 PM
Like I'm giving you my address!

:Lin:

listopencil
05-26-2009, 10:11 PM
Paula. She's a freak and it shows. Yummy.