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ForeverChiefs58
05-26-2009, 11:01 PM
Dallas Cowboys Stadium Now Boasts World's Largest 1080p HDTV
by Chad Mumm May 26th 2009 at 11:08PM


They say that everything is bigger in Texas, and you can bet your britches that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has taken that as his mantra. Jones' took a break from the continuing construction of his Taj Mahal of football stadiums to show off Cowboys Stadium's new video screen which, by the way, is the largest 1080p HDTV in the world.

The behemoth boob-tube stretches from 20-yard line to 20-yard line. We did the math and that means that the screen is 60-yards -- or 2,160 inches -- wide. That also means Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders onscreen will be 101-feet tall, in HD. When do tickets go on sale? [From: The Dallas Observer, via: Buzzfeed]

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2009, 11:09 PM
That man must have an incredibly small penis.

Guru
05-27-2009, 01:56 AM
Don't get too close or it will just look like shit.

MoreLemonPledge
05-27-2009, 04:21 AM
Jerry Jones owns the entire world

FYT

Ultra Peanut
05-27-2009, 04:23 AM
RIDE MY TELEVISION, FAT BOY! YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!

JuicesFlowing
05-27-2009, 04:27 AM
That man must have an incredibly small penis.

It's probably made of plastic, or stretched like his face.

MoreLemonPledge
05-27-2009, 04:29 AM
It's probably made of plastic, or stretched like his face.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

LaChapelle
05-27-2009, 04:48 AM
Pfffffffft, Snyder will have one that wraps around their stadium by next fall.

MoreLemonPledge
05-27-2009, 04:49 AM
Pfffffffft, Snyder will have one that wraps around their stadium by next fall.

A penis?















Oh, a video screen. Wow...that's embarassing.

JuicesFlowing
05-27-2009, 04:57 AM
A penis?















Oh, a video screen. Wow...that's embarassing.

Yes. He will buy one.

Rain Man
05-27-2009, 05:07 AM
The problem with a TV that big is that you have to be beyond the range of the remote control to watch it comfortably. So when you're channel surfing you have to click the remote, run a quarter-mile away to see the channel, then run a quarter-mile back to click the remote again, and so on.

Kerberos
05-27-2009, 05:11 AM
Pfffffffft, Snyder will have one that wraps around their stadium by next fall.

That brings up a pretty serious question about Dan Snyder.

We all know he has an ego that matches that of Jerry Jones. Once the Redskins play in the "new Cowboys stadium" and he gets to see what a billion + will buy how long do you think it will take for him to start talking about building a new stadium? (If he hasn't already?)

JuicesFlowing
05-27-2009, 05:16 AM
That brings up a pretty serious question about Dan Snyder.

We all know he has an ego that matches that of Jerry Jones. Once the Redskins play in the "new Cowboys stadium" and he gets to see what a billion + will buy how long do you think it will take for him to start talking about building a new stadium? (If he hasn't already?)

That's what makes me laugh about the new Yankee Stadium. What a joke that turned out to be. I can't believe that Mr. Snyder hasn't learned that you can't buy Super Bowls. Let him keep trying though.

Guru
05-27-2009, 05:21 AM
Pfffffffft, Snyder will have one that wraps around their stadium by next fall.How many seats would that require the removal of?

Bacon Cheeseburger
05-27-2009, 06:13 AM
That will make the $75 parking worth it.

Halfcan
05-27-2009, 06:50 AM
wow cant wait to go there-the old Texas stadium sucked.

Coach
05-27-2009, 06:52 AM
Here's what bothers me. All of a sudden, now the new Texas Stadium is going to be the benchmark in today's stadiums, that everybody is now going to go apeshit and try to do something like this. Of course, that will result the ticket prices going up, parking prices going up, concessions, you name it.

And I fear, down in the road, where it will become way to expensive to attend a game, it will drive away the fans.....

SDChiefs
05-27-2009, 09:36 AM
Here's what bothers me. All of a sudden, now the new Texas Stadium is going to be the benchmark in today's stadiums, that everybody is now going to go apeshit and try to do something like this. Of course, that will result the ticket prices going up, parking prices going up, concessions, you name it.

And I fear, down in the road, where it will become way to expensive to attend a game, it will drive away the fans.....

Its already way too expensive to go to games. At crappy ass Qualcomm Stadium you can't find a ticket for less than $70 and for a decent seat its $200. Not to mention the $10 for a bottle of beer.

KC native
05-27-2009, 10:44 AM
Technically Jerry Jones doesn't own the screen. The taxpayers of Arlington TX do.