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Wile_E_Coyote
06-05-2009, 07:02 PM
Do you recall the day of the week you lost your virginity? Keep in mind after midnight is the next day.

88TG88
06-05-2009, 07:03 PM
Saturday

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:03 PM
Where the fuck is blueballs?

morphius
06-05-2009, 07:04 PM
yes

luv
06-05-2009, 07:08 PM
Thursday, February 12, 2004.

I guess it would have technically have been Friday, February 13, 2004 since it was after midnight.

Damn, I lost my virginity on Friday the 13th...lol.

Baconeater
06-05-2009, 07:09 PM
Where the **** is blueballs?
Who the fuck cares?

rad
06-05-2009, 07:10 PM
Where the **** is blueballs?

Oh yeah....holy crap where the hell is blueballs' avatar!!!!1

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:10 PM
Thursday, February 12, 2004.

I guess it would have technically have been Friday, February 13, 2004 since it was after midnight.

Damn, I lost my virginity on Friday the 13th...lol.

You were 18? Prude.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:12 PM
You were 18? Prude.

I was 27.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:15 PM
I was 27.

Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with me? 04, I was thinking 94. 27? WTF happened?

Mecca
06-05-2009, 07:16 PM
It was a weekday after school I remember that I don't recall the exact day though.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with me? 04, I was thinking 94. 27? WTF happened?

Ummm, I lost my virginity. What do you think happened? :p

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:19 PM
Ummm, I lost my virginity. What do you think happened? :p

I just can't believe you were 27. I'll bet it was pretty fucking scary by that time.

Von Dumbass
06-05-2009, 07:20 PM
Have no clue what day it was. I was high on a bunch of different stuff.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 07:21 PM
I'm guessing Saturday, June 6, 2009.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm guessing Saturday, June 6, 2009.

Tell that guy no for fuck's sake.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:23 PM
I just can't believe you were 27. I'll bet it was pretty ****ing scary by that time.

I was drunk.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:24 PM
I was drunk.

OMG

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:24 PM
OMG

No judgment in that, but holy shit. You must've been smashed.

Mecca
06-05-2009, 07:25 PM
Luv was just waiting for the right one!

angelo
06-05-2009, 07:26 PM
1:20 am Saturday August 20th 1983
I have never been the same since.

Ang

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:26 PM
Crazy enough I lost my virginity at six o'clock in the morning.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:28 PM
No judgment in that, but holy shit. You must've been smashed.

I remember saying yes.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:28 PM
I remember saying yes.

Did the guy know you still had your cherry?

Mecca
06-05-2009, 07:28 PM
Crazy enough I lost my virginity at six o'clock in the morning.

Jesus that's to early for anything.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:28 PM
Did the guy know you still had your cherry?

I'm so romantic.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Jesus that's to early for anything.

It's a long, embarrassing story.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:31 PM
Did the guy know you still had your cherry?

I forgot to mention that. He kinda figured it out when he had to clean his car. Front seat, too.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:31 PM
I forgot to mention that. He kinda figured it out when he had to clean his car. Front seat, too.

LMAO Awesome. He must've been freaked the fuck out.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:32 PM
LMAO Awesome. He must've been freaked the **** out.

I'll be damned if I didn't drop my phone in his car, too.

It's all good. He failed to tell me he was separated, but still technically married. I figured we were even.

Gonzo
06-05-2009, 07:35 PM
I'll be damned if I didn't drop my phone in his car, too.

It's all good. He failed to tell me he was separated, but still technically married. I figured we were even.
ROFL

Fucking Moooo...
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Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 07:36 PM
Tell us the fucking story.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:37 PM
Tell us the ****ing story.

I just did.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 07:38 PM
Not you, floptits.

Otter
06-05-2009, 07:50 PM
Do you recall the day of the week you lost your virginity? Keep in mind after midnight is the next day.

No, I do not remember what day of the week that magical 10 seconds took place. I do remember it was before I ever drank a beer and in retrospect wish I would have had one or two to slow things down.

Hell, I don't remember if it was light out or not.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:51 PM
Not you, floptits.

It's really not that interesting, but it was embarassing for me so maybe that's good enough.

My buddy and I were driving around in his brother's car. I didn't have a license, but that never stopped me and luckily I never got caught. It was a mid 80's mini station wagon that had negative sex appeal.

We rolled through Taco Bell for 4th meal before we even knew what that was. I was fat, had zero confidence, but have always been good at running my mouth. We pulled up to the window and started to place our order. It's around midnight. This girl says would you like a blowjob for an additional $10? I said, "You wouldn't charge me anything for that. Quit playin." She said "Ok, fine. Would you like a blowjob for free?"

My buddy's jaw dropped. We were both fuckin virgins and I told him "Dude, I'm about to get you laid." No way this girl is going to want to sleep with me. So I pull up to the window and up comes Shammu to take our money. My buddy just starts breaking into this uncontrolled laughter at the site of this Wildebeast. I'm like dude, show some fucking couth.

Anyways, she looks me square in my eyes and says she gets off at 5am and would like to deliver on her promise. Now, I'm not attracted to this girl but most of my friends are way better looking than me, and have all lost their virginity months and years before this. So I decided it was time. I told her sure, I'd be back to pick her up at 5.

I go back to my friend's house and proceed to pass out around 2am. I had given this girl my phone number and she called me up around 5:30 wanting to know what the deal was. So I get up, shake my buddy awake and go back down to Taco Bell wondering what the fuck I'm doing.

We get there, scoop her up and head back to her place. Me, my buddy, and this chick whom I've never met, that probably outweighs me by 30lbs. We're bullshitting for a few, and I have zero clue where to take this because I'm not really attracted in the first place, and I'm nervous as fuck because I know the Indian Ocean is all mine for the taking.

Finally, she's like "So, are we gonna fuck? Does your buddy wanna watch?" Said friend again bursts out with his uncontrollable laughter and I said "Absofuckinglutely not." She puts on some pr0n for my friend and grabs me by the hand and takes me to the bedroom. She strips down, I went partially blind and then she pulled my pecker out of my pants and put it in her mouth.

The Earth shifted, volcano's started gurgling, and I experienced something I've never felt before. After she had finished rolling over........................I keed, I keed. Basically, she's sucking and sucking and I'm still nervous as shit. She gets up on top of me and sits on it. She's shifting around, moving back and forth, and I just. Can't. Come. At all. This went on for days it seemed like. Finally I closed my eyes and pictured someone I'd actually want to fuck and BAM!!!! It was over. She thought I was a professional, and I coughed up that I was a virgin. She looked like she wanted to get married, but I put my shit on, grabbed my buddy and told her I'd call her. I didn't. The end.

Not really all that, but it was embarassing as shit at the time. It was good for me though, because it woke me the fuck up and I started pulling decent ass. It was like all I needed was for the flood gates to open.

Otter
06-05-2009, 07:52 PM
I'll be damned if I didn't drop my phone in his car, too.

It's all good. He failed to tell me he was separated, but still technically married. I figured we were even.

Luv, I've always meant to ask you this and I'm not being a smart ass, I honestly don't know; what's with the purple kool aid comments I always see?

JuicesFlowing
06-05-2009, 07:55 PM
I would have to do research to find out the day of the week. I think it was a Friday though.

luv
06-05-2009, 07:55 PM
Luv, I've always meant to ask you this and I'm not being a smart ass, I honestly don't know; what's with the purple kool aid comments I always see?

Grape Gatorade. Drunken posting. I knew Moooo lived in town so I told him to bring me some. People found out about us seeing each other later. THey assume that's the night we met. It wasn't, but people like to give me shit anyway.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 07:55 PM
Holy shit. Gross.

rad
06-05-2009, 07:56 PM
Luv, I've always meant to ask you this and I'm not being a smart ass, I honestly don't know; what's with the purple kool aid comments I always see?

Grape Gatorade. (dumbass) :D

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 07:57 PM
Holy shit. Gross.

Look at your avatar. You see how far apart his hands are? It was like that.

Otter
06-05-2009, 07:58 PM
Grape Gatorade. Drunken posting. I knew Moooo lived in town so I told him to bring me some. People found out about us seeing each other later. THey assume that's the night we met. It wasn't, but people like to give me shit anyway.

Ah, that was anti-climatic for how many references I've seen. Thank you for sharing though, I was honestly curious about that one.

Otter
06-05-2009, 07:59 PM
Grape Gatorade. (dumbass) :D

Water it down, add a pinch of salt and it's the same thing. :D

Buck
06-05-2009, 08:00 PM
fuck flopnuts, your story could be turned into a skinemax softcore.

Der Flöprer
06-05-2009, 08:02 PM
fuck flopnuts, your story could be turned into a skinemax softcore.

It'd fit better on Animal Planet.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 08:02 PM
Skinemax chicks are hot.

That tons of fun shit is reserved for fetish sites.

rad
06-05-2009, 08:03 PM
Grape Gatorade. Drunken posting. I knew Moooo lived in town so I told him to bring me some. People found out about us seeing each other later. THey assume that's the night we met. It wasn't, but people like to give me shit anyway.

I posted in that thread, and man, you guys were totally cybering now that I think about it.

Discuss Thrower
06-05-2009, 08:08 PM
Officially on Tuesday October 23 2007 at 8:00 or so in the morning. Then went at it around 9:00 that night. Since then? Nothing.

TBH I should have lost it to my one and only girlfriend in late July of 2006, fml.

luv
06-05-2009, 08:09 PM
I posted in that thread, and man, you guys were totally cybering now that I think about it.

Yes, I believe you were there for another drunk excursion where I said I liked scat, too...lol.

rad
06-05-2009, 08:11 PM
Yes, I believe you were there for another drunk excursion where I said I liked scat, too...lol.

Yes, I almost brought that up too but thought better of it.........truly an airhead moment on your part.

Buck
06-05-2009, 08:13 PM
Officially on Tuesday October 23 2007 at 8:00 or so in the morning. Then went at it around 9:00 that night. Since then? Nothing.

TBH I should have lost it to my one and only girlfriend in late July of 2006, fml.

im not 100% sure but i think i lost mine around the same date in 2004

Gonzo
06-05-2009, 08:14 PM
Holy shit. Gross.

You sir, are not one to judge.
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luv
06-05-2009, 08:14 PM
Yes, I almost brought that up too but thought better of it.........truly an airhead moment on your part.

Yes, I've had my fair share.

Psyko Tek
06-05-2009, 08:17 PM
saturday jan 3rd 1981

in my dad's '78 GMC

he was so pissied when he went to get in the truck the next AM

I didn't know you had to clean the stuff up

hey bitched about it smelling like bad tuna for a month

Buck
06-05-2009, 08:17 PM
im not 100% sure but i think i lost mine around the same date in 2004

shit it was oct 23 cuz i rember it happened the day b4 the chargers game against the panthers that year

Discuss Thrower
06-05-2009, 08:19 PM
shit it was oct 23 cuz i rember it happened the day b4 the chargers game against the panthers that year

I guess a high five is in order? Question. Mark?


2004 – A powerful earthquake and its aftershocks hit Niigata prefecture, northern Japan, killing 35 people, injuring 2,200, and leaving 85,000 homeless or evacuated.

Nice going, asshole.


2007 - A powerful Cold front in the Bay of Campeche causes the Usumacinta Jackup rig to collide with Kab 101, leading to the death and drowning of 22 people during rescue operations after they evacuated the rig.

Knew that ho was ice cold.

Buck
06-05-2009, 08:23 PM
probly cuz im fat

acesn8s
06-05-2009, 08:24 PM
It was after school. So, Mon-Fri but don't recall which day. I do remember that Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast was playing at the time. Ozzy Osbourne's Ultimate Sin was playing on MTV the 2nd time I had sex. http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/scared/scared0016.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=scared/scared0016.gif)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-05-2009, 08:28 PM
I think it was a humpday

Mecca
06-05-2009, 08:32 PM
Flopnuts story is enough to make me vomit.

acesn8s
06-05-2009, 08:34 PM
If I recall correctly, it sucked before I got laid. http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0040.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=cool/cool0040.gif)

RJ
06-05-2009, 08:37 PM
I remember it was during the summer. Does that help?

Oh, and it was night time.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 08:47 PM
saturday jan 3rd 1981



You fucked three days after I was born.

How about that?

Gonzo
06-05-2009, 08:50 PM
You fucked three days after I was born.

How about that?
That explains the dents in your forhead.
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Frosty
06-05-2009, 09:12 PM
Wednesday, Sophomore year in high school. I had a drs appointment so I had a reason to leave school early plus I got to drive one of the cars to school (between cars at the time). Girlfriend skipped school and went with me. After the doctor, went to my home and did the deed. Went back to school just before it was out and had to go to work.

RJ
06-05-2009, 09:14 PM
You ****ed three days after I was born.

How about that?



Heck, some people actually fucked on the exact same day you were born.

Jilly
06-05-2009, 09:15 PM
It was Friday after the skating rink!!! My friend and I lied saying that we were staying at each others houses so we could stay the night at my boyfriends house... We ended up leaving at like three and walked home to her house

Discuss Thrower
06-05-2009, 09:21 PM
It was Friday after the skating rink!!! My friend and I lied saying that we were staying at each others houses so we could stay the night at my boyfriends house... We ended up leaving at like three and walked home to her house

Skating rink = any age < 15, to me at least. That seems a teensy bit wrong to me, somehow... The screwing at younger than 15/16, that is.

boogblaster
06-05-2009, 09:29 PM
The day is unknown .. but it was with a mother of five who was pissed at her hubby for porkin' the baby-sitter ....

ThaVirus
06-05-2009, 09:34 PM
The day is unknown .. but it was with a mother of five who was pissed at her hubby for porkin' the baby-sitter ....

Explain...

Spott
06-05-2009, 09:39 PM
I remembered the date but had forgotten what day of the week it was. After a little googling I found out that 8/11/89 was a Thursday.

leviw
06-05-2009, 09:50 PM
My sophomore year of college, March 2005, one of my buddies was hanging out with this girl for a few weeks. Nothing was happening for him, though, even after he had bought her multiple lunches and dinners.

Hanging out with him one night he says that the girl thought I was gay. I laughed and said I would have to talk to her about that. That Friday night at a house party, I was sitting on the couch talking to some friends. She was getting ready to leave, and as she walked by me to the door, I grabbed her arm and pulled her down to me. She came in for a kiss, which surprised me, but I put a hand to her mouth and said I needed to talk to her.

So we went outside of the third-floor apartment and walked down the stairs to the first floor. We stop, somewhat hidden under the steps and I confront her saying "I hear you think I'm gay." And she apologizes and proceeds to tell me that seemingly every guy she's attracted to ends up being gay.

So by this point the sexual tension is pretty thick. My buddy and her friend are just around the corner starting her car, which she and her friend are about to leave in. We end up making out for about 15 seconds under the steps. She said she'd call me.

The next night she calls and comes over to my apartment. So does said buddy. So it's her, me, my friend and my roommate hanging out. We're drinking beers just chatting. My roommate ends up going to bed in his room. All of a sudden, she stands up and walks into my bedroom and flops onto my bed.

My friend gets a weird look on his face. Keep in mind he's been trying to hook up with this girl for a few weeks now. He stands up somewhat downtrodden and says, "Well, I guess I should go." I play dumb and tell him I don't know what all this is about. He leaves and I go into my room and lay down beside her. I reach out to touch her, and she pulls me in and starts kissing me. She quickly stands up, takes off all her clothes.

I don't remember how my clothes end up getting shed, but I do remember her mounting me and me clearly thinking:

"Well, I guess I'm not a virgin anymore."

We went at it three times that night. I called her later the next week and she said she was going home that weekend and couldn't hang out. We never talked again.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 09:57 PM
.
I don't remember how my clothes end up getting shed, but I do remember her mounting me and me clearly thinking:

"Well, I guess I'm not a virgin anymore."

We went at it three times that night. I called her later the next week and she said she was going home that weekend and couldn't hang out. We never talked again.

BEAUTIFUL! LMAO

I often wonder what will be going through my head at the moment of insertion. Probably something like, "Welp, that's that."

PS - maybe she thought you were bad at sex?

luv
06-05-2009, 10:10 PM
I remembered the date but had forgotten what day of the week it was. After a little googling I found out that 8/11/89 was a Thursday.

Damn, that's nearly 15 years longer than me, old man. :p

Spott
06-05-2009, 10:12 PM
Damn, that's nearly 15 years longer than me, old man. :p

Yeah, but I was only a junior in high school then. At the time it was the best 30 seconds of my life. :)

luv
06-05-2009, 10:21 PM
Yeah, but I was only a junior in high school then. At the time it was the best 30 seconds of my life. :)

So you've worked your way up to 15 minutes?

Kyle DeLexus
06-05-2009, 10:27 PM
Wednesday, Sophomore year in high school. I had a drs appointment so I had a reason to leave school early plus I got to drive one of the cars to school (between cars at the time). Girlfriend skipped school and went with me. After the doctor, went to my home and did the deed. Went back to school just before it was out and had to go to work.

You found out you were clean and made her do all kinds of sick nasty kinky things didn't you?

leviw
06-05-2009, 10:41 PM
BEAUTIFUL! LMAO

I often wonder what will be going through my head at the moment of insertion. Probably something like, "Welp, that's that."

PS - maybe she thought you were bad at sex?

Probably. I didn't really care. I proved I wasn't gay, and got the V Card out of the way. Win-win.

Phobia
06-05-2009, 10:42 PM
February 13th 5 years ago.

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 10:43 PM
February 13th 5 years ago.

Not anal virginity. Just regular virginity.

luv
06-05-2009, 10:44 PM
Not anal virginity. Just regular virginity.

That went over your head.

acesn8s
06-05-2009, 10:45 PM
Probably. I didn't really care. I proved I wasn't gay, and got the V Card out of the way. Win-win.Maybe she left because you were hitting the wrong hole ;)

Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 10:46 PM
Probably. I didn't really care. I proved I wasn't gay, and got the V Card out of the way. Win-win.

Was she hot?

leviw
06-05-2009, 10:49 PM
Was she hot?

Yeah. Outdid myself for the first go around. Nice little East Coast accent, 36C (we had discussed that earlier in the night), thin, little black thong. Mmm. Memories.

Pioli Zombie
06-05-2009, 11:02 PM
I'm guessing Saturday, June 6, 2009.
It has to be human to qualify.
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Count Alex's Losses
06-05-2009, 11:09 PM
It has to be human to qualify.
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I'll check. It could be an "it."

Pants
06-05-2009, 11:51 PM
I honestly have no idea, but it was definitely early summer so must have been right around this time. I remember always worrying that I wouldn't last very long and totally embarrass myself only to find that it's nothing like jacking off and actually takes time to work yourself into finally finishing. The whole thing felt very surreal and I was extremely happy at the end of the night.

Jewish Rabbi
06-06-2009, 12:06 AM
I remembered the date but had forgotten what day of the week it was. After a little googling I found out that 8/11/89 was a Thursday.

Oh my god. You fucked three days after I was born. Seriously.

Der Flöprer
06-06-2009, 01:12 AM
Flopnuts story is enough to make me vomit.

Livin the dream baby, livin the dream.

Jilly
06-06-2009, 08:07 AM
Skating rink = any age < 15, to me at least. That seems a teensy bit wrong to me, somehow... The screwing at younger than 15/16, that is.

I don't think I like your tone!

Pioli Zombie
06-06-2009, 08:17 AM
How long did it have to last to count? I was pretty drunk the first few attempts. Sloppy and ill prepared best described me as a teenager. Had plenty of "activity" but the first real ok this one definately counts and it was spectacular was when I was 19. But I can't tell you the day of the week.
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Wile_E_Coyote
06-06-2009, 11:37 AM
Where the **** is blueballs?

I've already got him in trouble once. Not going down that road again.

angelo
06-06-2009, 12:36 PM
Skating rink = any age < 15, to me at least. That seems a teensy bit wrong to me, somehow... The screwing at younger than 15/16, that is.

I was 12

Ang

StcChief
06-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Sunday. 1am

whoman69
06-06-2009, 05:13 PM
I'm guessing Saturday, June 6, 2009.

I'm guessing February 30, 2010

whoman69
06-06-2009, 05:18 PM
February 11, 1990

No wonder the papers missed it...

James "Buster" Douglas knocks out Mike Tyson to win the World Heavyweight Boxing crown.

Nelson Mandela is released from Victor Verster Prison, near Cape Town, South Africa, after 27 years behind bars.

Count Alex's Losses
06-06-2009, 05:47 PM
I'm guessing February 30, 2010

Asshole! LMAO

DJay23
06-06-2009, 10:32 PM
It was in October, and I'm thinking it was a Friday, but can't remember the date and in fact it may have been a Saturday. I do know it was 1997. We had broken up once already and after getting back together the previous week decided we should seal the deal. Her parents were across the hall and a door down sleeping and her brother (my best friend) was right across the hall, so I had to be quiet. Consisted of hand job followed by BJ followed by 3 different positions. I'm surprised I held it that long. Don't think I could (or would want to) now.

RJ
06-06-2009, 10:35 PM
I'm guessing February 30, 2010


That was funny.

Discuss Thrower
06-06-2009, 11:11 PM
I was 12

Ang

Good lord, early bloomer much? Shit I was shooting blanks until 13 or 14.

DaFace
06-06-2009, 11:35 PM
Where the fuck is blueballs?

He's around. My theory is that he wanted to get rid of the schtick, so he abandoned the "blueballs" user entirely.

Sully
06-07-2009, 07:55 AM
It was a Saturday.
Within an hour I was completely broken out with chicken pox that I didn't get from her.

Jilly
06-07-2009, 08:28 AM
It was a Saturday.
Within an hour I was completely broken out with chicken pox that I didn't get from her.

LMAO

StcChief
06-07-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm guessing February 30, 2010LMAOLMAO

rad
06-07-2009, 09:20 AM
He's around. My theory is that he wanted to get rid of the schtick, so he abandoned the "blueballs" user entirely.

What, no hint?

:D

Gonzo
06-07-2009, 09:29 AM
What, no hint?

:D

hint: increase in citrus housecleaning product
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rad
06-07-2009, 09:30 AM
hint: increase in citrus housecleaning product
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Gotcha.




(Really?)

Gonzo
06-07-2009, 09:34 AM
Gotcha.




(Really?)

Allegedly...
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Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2009, 09:44 PM
This is good.

It was sophomore year I was 16. I was at a party. Some drunk slut thought I was funny. I gave her 1.5 minutes of awkward pelvic movements.

It was pretty bad.