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ChiefaRoo
06-08-2009, 10:39 PM
http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/844350.html


Man arrested after witnesses report seeing him having sex with dog


BY STAN FINGER
The Wichita Eagle
WICHITA - A 43-year-old man faces criminal charges after neighbors told police they saw him having sex with his roommate's dog in south Wichita early Saturday morning.

Witnesses told police they heard the dog barking and yelping shortly before 2 a.m. Saturday in the 2000 block of South Santa Fe.

When they looked to see what was going on, they saw the man with the dog in the backyard of the house across the street.

The dog, a mix of labrador and German shepherd, belonged to the suspect's roommate, police said.

The dog apparently was not injured in the incident, Lt. Troy Livingston of the sex crimes unit said.

Investigators are looking into whether there have been similar incidents at the house or involving the suspect elsewhere, Livingston said.

Investigators will be presenting the case to the Sedgwick County District Attorney's Office, which will determine what charges will be filed in the case, Livingston said.

KcFanInGA
06-08-2009, 10:41 PM
Is it wierd that I masturbated to this thread?

KcFanInGA
06-08-2009, 10:41 PM
Was Micheal Vick there?

Thig Lyfe
06-08-2009, 10:41 PM
Is it wierd that I masturbated to this thread?

Yes, and yet not unexpected that you finished in less than two minutes.

Pants
06-08-2009, 10:42 PM
The dog wasn't injured? Dude isn't packing much heat, I guess.

L.A. Chieffan
06-08-2009, 10:43 PM
Nick Nack Patty Wack...

LaChapelle
06-08-2009, 10:46 PM
The dog wasn't injured? Dude isn't packing much heat, I guess.

Or the dog was pitching.

Halfcan
06-08-2009, 11:32 PM
wow pretty sick

Frazod
06-08-2009, 11:34 PM
Boy, Wichita's been getting some great press lately, eh? LMAO

FAX
06-08-2009, 11:34 PM
Sad.

Nevertheless, at least it's a dog this time. They had to put down the parrot last year.

FAX

Pioli Zombie
06-08-2009, 11:36 PM
Would have to be Kansas again. My relatives back east think we are all abortion doctor killing dog fuckers.

Well.........
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Halfcan
06-08-2009, 11:39 PM
Boy, Wichita's been getting some great press lately, eh? LMAO

BTK killer was from there too

Nightfyre
06-09-2009, 01:23 AM
Reverse antifreeze?
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CrazyPhuD
06-09-2009, 01:25 AM
well now we know what ROR is doing with his spare time from the ban.....

J Diddy
06-09-2009, 01:27 AM
http://www.allgreatquotes.com/Images/guy_boxer_dog.gif

Ooh baby I love your way.......

Swazey
06-09-2009, 02:23 AM
I'll never understand why people aren't satisfied with masturbation alone... assuming they can't get any from a human.

Kyle DeLexus
06-09-2009, 02:51 AM
well now we know what ROR is doing with his spare time from the ban.....

Off Topic: I noticed he hadn't been posting at like 10pm, what was the ban for and how long?

Braincase
06-09-2009, 06:17 AM
The bitch wanted it.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 06:19 AM
How much lube would ya need to....
Oh never the fuck mind!!!!
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Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 06:21 AM
Off Topic: I noticed he hadn't been posting at like 10pm, what was the ban for and how long?
I believe the official reason was

MEEEEOOOOWWWW
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Simply Red
06-09-2009, 11:11 AM
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

seclark
06-09-2009, 11:49 AM
animal crimes are getting out of control:
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-5deadcat.6924953jun09,0,7572243.story


A Slatington area man has been charged with trespassing for allegedly burying his dead cat in his neighbor's tomato garden.

John Paly, 49, 6185 Seanor Court, Washington Township, dug the pet's grave in the garden of Patricia Lapsanky Lutz, 55, 6183 Seanor Court, on May 30, state police at Bethlehem said.

Lutz said she found Patches, the dead cat, on Thursday as she was about to plant tomatoes.

''All I did was turn the soil over maybe 10 inches, and there were paws sticking out,'' she said.

She said she could not bear to see the rest of the carcass, so she called state police. Trooper Geraldo Martinez dug up the cat.

''He asked me, 'Miss Lutz, what is the color of your neighbor's cat?''' Lutz recalled. ''I said, 'Tan and black and white,' and he said, 'This might be your neighbor's cat.'''

Lutz said the trooper called the neighbor over, and Paly admitted burying his cat there. ''He said he didn't have anywhere else to bury it,'' Lutz said.

Martinez charged Paly with trespassing.

Paly said Monday he had taken care of the neighboring garden for 19 years, 16 years of which Lutz did not live next door. He said that because he tended the plot, he thought he had a right to bury Patches there.

He said the problem didn't have to go to the police. ''All she had to do was come over and say, Hey, I don't want the cat buried there,'' he said.

Paly said Patches now is in a pet cemetery in Slatedale, and he expects to pay a $30 or $35 trespassing fine.

Lutz said she won't be planting tomatoes in the garden, at least not this year. ''I won't touch that soil now,'' she said. ''I just can't. I don't know where I'm going to put them now.''

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jjjayb
06-09-2009, 12:21 PM
What's this world coming to when a man can't have sex with his dog? The state should have no choice in who he chooses as a sexual partner. Besides, the bitch was begging for it.

LaChapelle
06-09-2009, 01:54 PM
The therapy sessions for the dog is coming out of someone's taxes.

Phobia
06-09-2009, 01:57 PM
The dude's girlfriend hadn't been off the toilet for years. What's a guy supposed to do?

KC-TBB
06-09-2009, 01:58 PM
Have you SEEN some of the Bitches in Wichita...I'm just sayin...

gblowfish
06-09-2009, 02:03 PM
This thread is making the Wichita Tourism Bureau's head explode...

sportsman1
06-09-2009, 02:09 PM
Come to Wichita.. Where F**Ked Up happens!

mikeyis4dcats.
06-09-2009, 02:29 PM
http://www.campusgifts.co.uk/acatalog/SnoopyYippee-Lg.jpg

mikeyis4dcats.
06-09-2009, 02:29 PM
hehe...stan finger

hehe

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 03:12 PM
The Dog Fucker thread is fight on top of the Doug Tucker thread.
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