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skinbra
09-27-2001, 01:15 PM
rule gridrion and are team is wining for US aginst ben lodden gang. yur spancwods cheifs luffers are SKINS will spif oll over kc bally shuts ganzledj off no caths no yards no 6
you wish for lokett back r gorge? are ownr sez yuo can like greeen or marzcaus pathon suck players

we have oll yuor beast cochs cheifs martey and curts shotlhimer 52-3

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 01:18 PM
fukkof skankbraseer.

TenchGreen minipasses will horrorfly Chunk Bangley, fallindon all times, while Alexander the gripe floes to the whole!!

ChiTown
09-27-2001, 01:22 PM
That might be the most difficult post I've ever tried to read.

Chi
~must be some kind of Frontiersman Gibberish

seclark
09-27-2001, 01:24 PM
what scares me is i think i understand what he's saying...
sec

skinbra
09-27-2001, 01:24 PM
jcjohny prest no yard no caths no 6 skankmushrom got vigra pushspinkter

DaWolf
09-27-2001, 01:26 PM
Think of it not as another post, but a work of art (you know, like those works of arts made out of cow dung...)

ChiTown
09-27-2001, 01:26 PM
what scares me is i think i understand what he's saying...

ROTFLMFAO:D
Yet another classic one liner from seclark

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 01:29 PM
This HAS to be some sort of Jeff K imitation.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 01:31 PM
Oyah? Well Bruce Lostfour is weekold mane. LEvaar GO SITT DON. Marco Polomann GO SITTE DON!! point anna hlaf weakly NOT ENUFF. CHIEEFRULE, kich muchass!!

Bwana
09-27-2001, 01:32 PM
I don't think there is a person on earth this stupid.......

~At least I hope not~

DaWolf
09-27-2001, 01:36 PM
Damn, John's multilingual skills are impressive! Or downright scary, take your pick... :)

KCTitus
09-27-2001, 01:37 PM
I think we've stumbled across Bengals Rule!'s long lost brother

58Forever
09-27-2001, 01:38 PM
JC seams 2 no da tawk....

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 01:38 PM
Bwana, psicosis - check out Fat Elvis' references to "Bengals Rule!" over on the Ravens board. His references are a page or two back on this thread

http://216.207.72.135/BB/showthread.php?threadid=20875

So how about the IGNORE function?

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 01:42 PM
I mostly just IGNORE the IGNORE function.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 01:44 PM
dond say begalsrule him relly ****in stoopid me lern eglich tamaraw not stoopid

looosers cheifsack

Phobia
09-27-2001, 01:45 PM
You guys wanna toy with this nut or should I put him out to pasture?

ChiTown
09-27-2001, 01:46 PM
I've got it! This is a cross betwixt Ebonics and ancient Cave Man Grumblings. If my math is correct, this guy is due to lose his tail any day now.

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by skinbra
dond say begalsrule him relly ****in stoopid me lern eglich tamaraw not stoopid

looosers cheifsack My only response can be to giggle like a schoolgirl. I commend you for brightening my day.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 01:46 PM
Where u lern englitcch? Taksicab? Shure Bengulls suk, butt beecher skalpur azz.

Warrior5
09-27-2001, 01:48 PM
Know Nell? You know, "Chickabeee".

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 01:50 PM
I mostly just IGNORE the IGNORE function.
psi - that is the title of the thread, not a rhetorical question.

KPhobia - let it be, its just a game.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 01:50 PM
This is the gal off of Full Metal Jacket...

Me Sucki Sucki...long time...Me love you too much Joe.


Skin Bra...Do you prefer fornication with bovines or Equestrian animals in your country?

58Forever
09-27-2001, 01:52 PM
Phobia, imgn wot oui mite lern fromme hes kulshure...wood it b write 2 deleet hem?...man it takes some talent to appear that stooopid or he really is that stoooopid....

skinbra
09-27-2001, 01:54 PM
snooops no caths no yards no 6

Bob Dole
09-27-2001, 01:55 PM
Bob Dole theenk ur stoopid aszes chood gwro beckth 2 de uthyer pleece hore day preeshate u.

Bob Dole tinks fur u de laffunny.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 01:56 PM
Iowaranan wut?

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 01:58 PM
I want to know that if in your country of taxicab driving specialists and Slurpie machine repairmen if you prefer to fornicate with bovine or equestrian or goats?

Is the family Llama stump broke?

hukt on fonix wurkt fur u.

~English test.

Rain Man
09-27-2001, 02:02 PM
May I help? I speak jive.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 02:03 PM
Ewe brokkin reccurd. NO 6?? Nuthin newta say?? OWELL, maybee neckst englitch lessan.

Stell now corkerbach to throe. Whatsat?? Toe knee lanks? Laffinalott amm eye, teers an awl. Hee flumbowls soomusch, maak hour Dee breffles juss re-truning flumbols.

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 02:07 PM
psi - that is the title of the thread, not a rhetorical question. Oh, now I'm disappointed. I thought you were just being friendly and asking a casual yet important question. My hopes, dreams! Dashed, all of them! :D

skinbra
09-27-2001, 02:07 PM
Alexandra no cath no yards no 6 hurtis ashaleswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

poopmunchy JCJOHNY

Bwana
09-27-2001, 02:09 PM
Hey skinbra: Nikomac.........Kwanii!!

If it's afgan, it will get the message.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 02:12 PM
Elif air ab tizak Muti

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by skinbra
Elif air ab tizak Muti And the beans and the zeans to you.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 02:15 PM
Betor call Mike Riplin four bakkup, cuz win Lanks flumbols all balz two Chieffie Dee, and Don-knee Edwords rumlbin, bubmlin, stubblin to gaol, then Payton, thenn Hix affer thatt. Skanks loosin 21-0 beefor ewe blinque. Watt then, olemane Bruce Smyth, don scaar us.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 02:16 PM
oh thats the problem.....you don't know what horses and cows are.....

skinbra wrote: "Elif air ab tizak Muti"
the translation is "skinbras mother is infested with the fleas of 1000 camels."


You prefer to hump the camel instead of riding the camel hump.

send your mother a postcard...better make it next day air......I've got some pals in the Airforce that would be happy to drop it off for you.

Bwana
09-27-2001, 02:19 PM
Hey braless, leave my a$$ out of this.

Waj ab zibik!

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 02:21 PM
bwana,

how did you learn to speak Nomadic sheep herder?

Bwana
09-27-2001, 02:22 PM
Pete: I could go on about how I spent years lost in the old country but...... check email.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 02:24 PM
lech zayen para

Lightning Rod
09-27-2001, 02:24 PM
This has to be the most unintelligible collection of posts I've ever seen and I feel we have all lost IQ points just reading them.

Having said that ..
der stinki pinki puddup yer nooose, sex pouints know douch dawns

Bwana
09-27-2001, 02:34 PM
He Brastrap, here is one just for you from your new pal Bwana. Enjoy you Ebn el Metanaka!

http://www.fieler.com/terror/

Ultra Peanut
09-27-2001, 02:36 PM
When's he going to start talking about the team that scores "the moist points"?

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 02:46 PM
Hey guise. Whass witha farsee? thiss issa englitch bored.

HC_Chief
09-27-2001, 02:49 PM
titstik! you are shuld now Rdskenz bester than chefs! heee WAACCCKKKKKK Mrty are now is bettr than crybaby Dickformal!

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 02:54 PM
Oh icee. Trader HC now pumpin Radskeen's sfpinktertits. Get lovin wear ewe cann, traderboyee.

HC_Chief
09-27-2001, 03:00 PM
titstick!

HOCCCKKKKK

Mrty are bettr coaches to and so in Jacky Ray.You now jacky ray best cowordinatur be cuz when he cowordinatur chefass he score Moist point!

Chefass loosers! Ha HA

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:04 PM
NA NA HC! Marte berry bad coach! You knot watch foutball mach does you! Stoges berry bad lot also. Chief gona kick some azz pal!

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:05 PM
Noweye reely se. HC is raisin Jacky Ray's eye's poopin' out off scull. smakin sfpinktertits with cowordinaader maaks him loose place on playbuk, kall 6 yrd passplae. Jeffie pist, now gon, all becuzz HC mansexx withe JackyRay.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 03:05 PM
I think Jr. hopped the fasted Camel out of Chiefville.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:05 PM
muck me eglich ok

yuo sei sunday 0-3 KC riming skinbra bop yuo on haed :cool:

poopsack on spinkterface

Alton deFlat
09-27-2001, 03:07 PM
"Louie loua...... ahhh baaabe.......

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:07 PM
ray cool coch jalus cheifsuck jorj huked by shlothimers by jorge suckQB

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:08 PM
Looks like the Camel Jockey is back. Whats up Khawal boy?

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:12 PM
I show yuo ignore bana bad man spinkterbowl

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 03:16 PM
This is, quite possibly, the FUNNIEST thing I've seen on this bulletin board...

Me and my co-workers are having a ball right now...keep talking Skinbra...

HC_Chief
09-27-2001, 03:17 PM
Foreskinz are owned joo chefass looser titsticks!

haha

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:19 PM
Stopp tokkin HC-mansexx WWWHHHAAAACCCKKK!!

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:20 PM
bite OFF! hccefsuck! yuo wunt sum laffs to me hitsmag. spinktersuck chefsack boy

Lzen
09-27-2001, 03:21 PM
Hey,
Can somebody get a translator?

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 03:22 PM
Stop it, dude, seriously. I'm gonna get fired because I can't stop laughing and now everyone knows I'm reading the Chiefs board instead of working...

bite OFF

OMG, that's funny! :D

Lzen
09-27-2001, 03:22 PM
Bwana,
That's gotta be one of the funniest bin Laden jokes I've ever seen. I especially love how you drink your Slurpee while shooting.

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:23 PM
"bite OFF!":eek: LMAO

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:23 PM
Skeenbrasseer loosen hiss mined. kneadanudder englisch lessen. Maibee some Vulvayum ore Zanacks, or Prosack two.

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 03:23 PM
Try www.babelfish.com
maybe they can translate it...

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:25 PM
lzen: You can thank Taco John for that one. Very entertaining little game though. I hope brastrap enjoyed it as much as I did?
:D

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:27 PM
good pictor iven that ded cheif man aftor geme sunday? oll cheifsuck we shoe yuo good footsball sunday faek play wIN sunday 57-3
greeen no yards 7 int same detort no 6

spinktermuth LOLO spinktermuth

Lzen
09-27-2001, 03:29 PM
Can someone tell me WTF he just said?

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:31 PM
Skinbra is going to have more post today than I have made in over a year.

This crap is too funny

Hoover

wesbee kichen yours redazz on Sunday.:D

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:31 PM
Izen: who the hell knows. All I know is when I cuss at it in Arabic......it understands.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 03:33 PM
someone is just jerking our chain.....

we've got a bengalsrule copycat...No way someone is this ignorant.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:33 PM
yuo wunt make sum fun with me iven? raed wut i rite ok? no?

asx bana how IGNORE fun banamuthsuck! LOLOLO

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:33 PM
Heigh skeenbra. knEEdsum Peels? Vulvayum, halp u slepe, maibee getover Skalpskeens sukks so bad, no conkerbakk cept Lanks who flombuls alltiem. Riplin weekole mane, carrees klipbd sumwears, Dug Wilskin coachin' HS. Jeffie gon in shaame affer JackyRaye and HC bumpin uglis in boothe, smuge playbuk.

Lzen
09-27-2001, 03:34 PM
Ok, I think I get it. Let me try this.

Wul haff der tre dujes. Wee no fuk wit dem nomoor. Git et, dumfuk?

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 03:34 PM
Ok, people are going to make fun of me for this, but I have a knack for foreign languages and dialects...

good pictor iven that ded cheif man aftor geme sunday?

Good picture, Lzen. Is that a dead Chiefs fan after the game on Sunday?

oll cheifsuck we shoe yuo good footsball sunday faek play wIN sunday 57-3

All Chiefs suck. We'll show you good football Sunday, using trick plays. We'll win Sunday, 57-3.

greeen no yards 7 int same detort no 6

Trent Green will throw for no yards, 7 Interceptions, and no TDs, just like Ty Detmer of Detroit did last week.

ptlyon
09-27-2001, 03:36 PM
yur gud hitsmaqe...


now show this BF the door...

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:37 PM
OOHHH. WHHAACKKKK!!!! hismacckee BIG MANE! Hee spreeks englisch. LA TEE DAAH!!!

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:37 PM
i call yuo cat iranion pussiboy iranion

ignorant bana - potymuth Cheifsuck

Lzen
09-27-2001, 03:37 PM
He ain't too friggin' bright if he thinks my pic is a Chiefs fan after the game. It's a drumset (a very large one) you dumbass.

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:38 PM
Iowanian

"someone is just jerking our chain....."

No Doubt :D

Fat Elvis perhaps.............Hmmmm?

Time to come clean round one.

58Forever
09-27-2001, 03:38 PM
"good pictor iven that ded cheif man aftor geme sunday? oll cheifsuck we shoe yuo good footsball sunday faek play wIN sunday 57-3
greeen no yards 7 int same detort no 6"

"spinktermuth LOLO spinktermuth"


Translation:

Good picture the Chiefs are dead after Sundays game? All chiefs suck, we will show you good football sunday fake play win Sunday 57-3.

Trent Green no yards, 7 interceptions same quarter and no TDs.

*** mouth (laughing) assmouth.

I think that's pretty close.....

Sorry, I didn't read Htis post...his is a better translation...

HC_Chief
09-27-2001, 03:39 PM
donny bennet run ofer chefass looser too.marty now how beat chefass loosers

hahaha

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:42 PM
I think Marty better be careful when he sticks that clip board down the front of his pants.


Hoover
I always worry about that guy

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:43 PM
hi hoolgan donl bentt .01 ypc cheif in the hart yuo wunt hem now?

thankyou niceman no spinktermuth for yuo ok?

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:45 PM
This guy talks like LaVar Arrington. Maybe its him.

Hoover:D

HC_Chief
09-27-2001, 03:46 PM
Hoover - LOL! I'm waiting for him to get so pissed he jams that thing down clamp-first! :eek:

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 03:46 PM
I'm no IRANian you pee drinking crap face scab eater. Good luck with the tumbleweed you're trying to catch to send home for dinner....maybe some salt will help with the taste.

Bye the way...take me to the corner of 3rd and Washington so I can pick up your sister. I'd also like a Big Gulp, supersize that If you could.

IOWANians have plenty of CORN, BEEF and Pork to eat....As a matter of fact, I'm BBQing 2 whole hogs tomorrow...Pork is very very tasty. I'll probably throw away more food saturday than your entire outhouse of a country has to eat in a year.

~looking forward to swimming in Lake Afghanastan after the smoke clears.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 03:47 PM
Whover - Mrty scene HC and JackyRaye in boothe. Kilpbrd now rapparound, cuver boht sides. If eyess boulje, galsses fall offe, cant see nuttin hapen on Skalpskeen's feeled. Hoepless, but steel hafta wacht.

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:48 PM
Hey Iowanian, I'll be down for Dinner :D

Hoover

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:51 PM
HC, I was watching for that Monday night.

Hoover

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 03:53 PM
My sister is getting married.

we're roasting two whole hogs, 1/4 beef and deep frying some turkeys......of course all the fixin's....and a beer truck.

~Iowanian is counting on a headache MEMEME couldn't cause sunday morning.

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:55 PM
Sounds like an Iowa wedding to me.


Beer Truck!!!!!! yum

Have a wonderful day.

Hoover

skinbra
09-27-2001, 03:55 PM
iranion bite OFF!!! loosersuck spinkterholed yuo lice that pork yuo ate durtboy nusty swynface yuo turn to pigs

cheufsuck!

Bwana
09-27-2001, 03:55 PM
Iowanian: That sounds like one hell of a shindig. I'll wave when I fly over.

Hoover
09-27-2001, 03:56 PM
How many people are going to be there. Thats a lot of meat.

Hoover
Looks like the whole town could come

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 04:01 PM
well jockstrap,

Go ahead and eat that rat curry soup or whatever it is you have that makes those cabs smell like a sack full of dead @$$holes. I've been by rendering trucks in July that smelled better. Sometimes I wonder if you've got a dead skunk hidden under that turban.....it would explain the stuff dripping down on the shoulders of those dresses you sissies wear.

How is that Sodomy thing coming along? Maybe your armys would be able to fight better if they spent less time grabbing their own ankles......I suppose those long beards are pretty much just Nut Pads?

Pork is great.....We have soooo much food...I think I'll eat until I throw up...rest, drink and eat some more pork sandwiches.....

that is IOWANIAN by the way.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 04:02 PM
Hoover,

I think we're expecting 3-400 at the reception.....there are over 150 in my immediate family....and contrary to popular oppinion...people actually like us....at least the fun ones.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 04:06 PM
hi IGNORE iranion - yuo bad man i no

skumblAk removed for content

Alton deFlat
09-27-2001, 04:08 PM
Ciao skinbra
siete un bastardo pazzesco. Farli sempre atto questo stupid, o essere voi pazzesco giusto perché i vostri redskins giocano molto difettoso.

Phobia
09-27-2001, 04:08 PM
That's taking it just a bit far skinbro

keep the obscenities to a minimum - ok? Don't write anything you wouldn't hear on the radio.

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:09 PM
Guys,

I deleted a post by this guy with a subject of IGNORE BWANA

Now he types hi IGNORE iranion

I think he thinks this is like IRC, and he can just type ignore {username} :D

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:10 PM
What do you mean, dude?

All he hears on the radio is Sitar Music! :D

Phobia
09-27-2001, 04:12 PM
LMAO - you explain it then, Parker.

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 04:13 PM
Kphob,

In general terms, what did this pork turd call me? I'm curious which level of "DEFCON REDASS" to go to....


Jockstrap,

How bigga boy are ya?

~ready to pour on some linguistic whoopingass.

Phobia
09-27-2001, 04:15 PM
He basically implied that you have an inflamed vein in your mouth.

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 04:15 PM
Iowanian I think the appellation he provided you, in the parlance of our times, was that of a fellator of African males.

Phobia
09-27-2001, 04:16 PM
You wanna blast this guy, Parker? I guess he's pretty harmless, but he's probably the worst troll we've allowed.

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:16 PM
Don't mess with Iowa.

That's where the tall corn grows!

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:17 PM
Guys, I'm serious...

I can't stop laughing...I think my spleen just ruptured...

58Forever
09-27-2001, 04:19 PM
saying he's word a understand can't I...

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:22 PM
I can Neither

Joe Seahawk
09-27-2001, 04:25 PM
Hockkkkk!!!!

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:26 PM
What the hell is Hockkkkk!!!!?????????


Hoover

Iowanian
09-27-2001, 04:26 PM
Your dead ancestors are pooped on by 1000 Swine, and you chew on the curly phallases of boar hogs.

Why don't you hop on that mountain goat you call a car and start riding it the way the sun goes.....about an hour after you cross the Mississippi, take a left.....

I think I'll recognise you.....you'll be the one I smell 3 days before you get here. A huge Pig Turd in a turban on a goat kind of sticks out around these parts.......we'll talk about phallases, my mouth and how its a bad idea.......you won't need to know English...I've got a couple of translators.

(I'm just doing my best Mike Keck)


~Thank GOD for the Black Fly and the TSI TSI fly huh.


I'm off to have a fun, long weekend....can someone finish my light work?

skinbra
09-27-2001, 04:29 PM
htsmag, YES ignore like IRC sho me? bana and iranion hi ignore today

ok kphbie i niseboy no sorry

Joe Seahawk
09-27-2001, 04:29 PM
Hoover this hilarious thread will explain Hockkkkkk!! to you...:)

http://www.ravensnest2.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=010023

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:30 PM
I think it's about time to ban this guy...

htsmag, YES ignore like IRC sho me? bana and iranion hi ignore today

AHHAHAHAHAHA... I called it! What's scary is that I know what he's talking about...

Stop it, Roy... :D

skinbra
09-27-2001, 04:33 PM
skinbra Hooock!! I sae it no saehawk? HOOOOOOCK! LOLO :cool: yuo me frend saehawk today?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! :p ;) :D :( :o :rolleyes: :mad: :)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Bwana
09-27-2001, 04:34 PM
htismaqu: "I deleted a post by this guy with a subject of IGNORE BWANA"

I must have upset the little fella. :D

Hey shinbra: nikomak.........Hope that makes it right?:D

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 04:34 PM
no knead ban the sky. tonnalaffs all reddy. souperchump skeenfanz ded and gon cum sundae.

skinbra
09-27-2001, 04:35 PM
NO HTSMAG CEEP SKINBRA HEAR FOR FOOTSBALL TAKLING CEEP SKINBRA NO BAND OK? YOU ME FRENDS HTSMAG

BIG GAMES SUNDAY 57-3

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 04:38 PM
Awe atchteasemackway - ewe scairnt skeenbrasseer. cummin back lack wunded poopy, beeg sari eyes. sunffle and kry lack BIG BABBE.


WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHA. WHHHHHHAAAAACCCCK!!!

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:38 PM
Thanks Joe.

Man thats some funny stuff.

bye, bye skinbra

Hoover

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:39 PM
SkinBra,

Stop begging...geez...

Bwana,

Niko Mak is the company that makes WinZip


Hockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

58Forever
09-27-2001, 04:40 PM
Oh, man I'm beginnning to think this guy is for real and now I'm sad and scared that our educational system has turned out things like this...:(

Mi_chief_fan
09-27-2001, 04:41 PM
I just reqd the entire thread, and I don't know who's funnier: SKINBRA or JC-JOHNNY!

I'm literally laughing hard enough that it hurts!

All we need now is for KCGannonStalker to jump in!

58Forever
09-27-2001, 04:43 PM
Someone explain what he's trying to do when he says

irc Ignore (name)

I know he's trying to ignore someone, but what does IRC mean and does he think just typing it will make them go away?

Baby Lee
09-27-2001, 04:47 PM
I KNEW if I kept at this long enough I'd figure who this is:

Teddy KGB from 'Rounders'

"Eet hurtz doesn't it? You kaan't beleif watt fell. All your dreams. . . umm . . .guess. Pops down de fu#king drain. Your fate ees seetting right beside you. The ace could not have helped you! I bet it all."

Bwana
09-27-2001, 04:47 PM
"Bwana,

Niko Mak is the company that makes WinZip"

hismaque: It also has a little something to do with his mother.

Sending her my best if you will? :D

htismaqe
09-27-2001, 04:50 PM
Joe,

IRC is internet relay chat...

It uses the /command syntax.

To ignore someone you can type /ignore or /squelch and then the username...

He's an idiot...

BTW, all, I banned him...

58Forever
09-27-2001, 04:53 PM
I guess I'm an idiot too, but at least I know you have to ignore people by not talking too them and not just by typing their name....:D

Bwana
09-27-2001, 04:53 PM
htismaqe: You bad bad man! You take away toy.

Seriously, I never did figure that thing out........

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:53 PM
I know that was hard on you htismaqe, it will be OK. You will laugh again soon.

Hoover

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:55 PM
Don't ban me htismaqe, I'll be good boy. I will not talk bad. Redskins 73-Chiefs 3





What an afternoon,

Hoover

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 04:58 PM
For the love of God!!! Someone got their high school diploma from a Cracker Jacks box!

Hoover
09-27-2001, 04:59 PM
See what Sally Struthers is doing o this great land!!!!!


Hoover

skinkanith
09-27-2001, 05:07 PM
band me? htsmag you me frends ok? plas do no band me agin i band yuo nixt ok? hack frends much talant, ok? we band yuo this time. frends

footsball talking time frends

Hoover
09-27-2001, 05:08 PM
Chief win 78-0

Bwana
09-27-2001, 05:10 PM
Like a bad rash..........it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 05:11 PM
I think skinkanith/skinbra needs to attend the "Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good".

Hoover
09-27-2001, 05:13 PM
Or export him to Afganastan

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 05:16 PM
They don't want him either. This is their next waive of terrorism attack, they send their stupid people over here to bring down our SAT scores. I mean GEEZ!!! Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.

TheFly
09-27-2001, 05:33 PM
Can we please ban this troll?

Phobia
09-27-2001, 05:44 PM
george, he's under control I think. I'll keep an eye on him.

BigOlChiefsfan
09-27-2001, 06:11 PM
Hoocccckkkk!!!

Frazod
09-27-2001, 06:46 PM
C'mon... no one is this stupid. If he was, he wouldn't be able to turn on his computer. Anyone as utterly dumb as this guy purports to be would spell more words correctly just by accident. It all seems very deliberate to me. Loosersack probably has a PhD in English.

He's toying with you, gentlemen. And rather deftly, I might add. Pretty funny thread.

Besides, the last thing any true Redskins fan wants to talk about right now is football. They're all too busy trying to schedule office visits with Kevorkian.

Phobia
09-27-2001, 06:50 PM
Yeah, that's what I thought, too Fraz.

That is, until he started spamming the board with new topics "Ban KPhobia" "Ban Htismaqe" "ignore bwana"

crap like that - maybe he is that stupid. Maybe "eglich" IS his second language. Maybe the skins have at least one homer fan besides Snyder that thinks they should be in the SB.

I tend to side with your train of thought though. Too stupid to be real....

He's certain to start another Ban KPhobia topic now. Looks like Ban Frazod will be popping up shortly as well.....

Frazod
09-27-2001, 07:03 PM
Ban me? Well, if he does propose it, he's liable to make some friends in the whacko zealot department.... :rolleyes:

bishop_74
09-27-2001, 07:22 PM
Seems pretty familiar to me. Every time I start talking to a script kiddie hacker, they have the WORST grammar skills. For some reason it is "cool" to substitute letters for nubers and phontically destroy a word. It was based on code, but these morons lately just have no idea what it's all about. They download some script to help them break in to computers. They can't even write their own programs to hack. It's pretty pathetic. I remember the good ol days... ahhh. Oh, and by the way skin, it's against hacker code to TELL people you are a hacker. Kind of defeats the purpose wouldn't ya say?

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 07:49 PM
Hey Baby, glad to have you here. I have always been proud of your insult skills :)

Frazod
09-27-2001, 07:53 PM
So its cool to appear completely ignorant? I guess I'm too old to understand.

It amazes me what some of these Gen-X losers will do to appear cool. I love the baggy pants hanging halfway down their a$$ thing. For those of you who don't know, this particular fashion statement was inspired by jailed gangbangers. Once locked up, their belts would be taken away from them, causing their ill-fitting pants to sag. Somebody apparently thought it cool. Guess it goes well with green spiky hair and pierced eyeballs.

That's some role models you kids have there. :rolleyes:

I weep for the future.

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 08:01 PM
Hey now, this moron does not represent Generation X. We don't like his type either :p

Frazod
09-27-2001, 08:04 PM
Wasn't implying he represented all of them. But God knows there are plently of these wastoids running around. Or at least trying to run, since their friggin pants keep falling down. :D

bishop_74
09-27-2001, 08:04 PM
Hey Hil, I emailed you. Did you get it?

bishop_74
09-27-2001, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by frazod
Wasn't implying he represented all of them. But God knows there are plently of these wastoids running around. Or at least trying to run, since their friggin pants keep falling down. :D

LOL!

Bishop's_Girl
09-27-2001, 08:08 PM
Whoops, I did get the email, but I was too busy reading the thread in between calls. :D

ENDelt260
10-22-2003, 07:32 PM
I KNEW if I kept at this long enough I'd figure who this is:

Teddy KGB from 'Rounders'

"Eet hurtz doesn't it? You kaan't beleif watt fell. All your dreams. . . umm . . .guess. Pops down de fu#king drain. Your fate ees seetting right beside you. The ace could not have helped you! I bet it all."
ROFL

Baby Lee
10-23-2003, 09:06 AM
ROFL
How in the fug did this old post get dug up? And who is this JC-Johnny guy? He sounds like a comedic genius. ;)

ENDelt260
10-23-2003, 10:34 AM
How in the fug did this old post get dug up? And who is this JC-Johnny guy? He sounds like a comedic genius. ;)
I'm just in constant search of Rounders references.

Skip Towne
08-17-2004, 12:44 PM
This is the best thread EVAR.

siberian khatru
08-17-2004, 12:55 PM
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Coach
08-17-2004, 12:57 PM
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

ROFL Me too. Aww, just made my day much better from a piss-poor morning.

I would nominate this as a classic. Anyone second?

Skip Towne
08-17-2004, 01:00 PM
I'd sure 2nd it. I found it while looking for one that is even better. It should be named "The best of Iowanian."

The Pedestrian
08-17-2004, 01:47 PM
:LOL: This one's gotta go straight to the Classic Forum! That's some funny stuff...too bad I couldn't understand half of what skibra and skinbra-mockers were trying to say in the first couple pages.

Skip Towne
08-17-2004, 03:01 PM
:LOL: This one's gotta go straight to the Classic Forum! That's some funny stuff...too bad I couldn't understand half of what skibra and skinbra-mockers were trying to say in the first couple pages.
Yep, a true classic.

Lzen
08-17-2004, 03:30 PM
Oh my. This thread was something. I'm just not sure what. So, did anyone ever figure out if this was one of our regulars or if this person was really this dumb?

Phobia
08-17-2004, 03:31 PM
Oh my. This thread was something. I'm just not sure what. So, did anyone ever figure out if this was one of our regulars or if this person was really this dumb?

I think it was SDChiefsfan before the accident.

The Pedestrian
08-17-2004, 03:36 PM
Oh my. This thread was something. I'm just not sure what. So, did anyone ever figure out if this was one of our regulars or if this person was really this dumb?

I think there's a thread somewhere in which a mod admits to being skinbra.

Lzen
08-17-2004, 04:01 PM
I think it was SDChiefsfan before the accident.

No, you're thinking of Anton. ;)

Skip Towne
10-18-2004, 01:43 PM
Whatever happened to Skinbra?

JimNasium
10-18-2004, 02:45 PM
Whatever happened to Skinbra?
Or how about Marty'sManWhore. That guy rocked.

David.
10-18-2004, 02:58 PM
I know who skinbra is.

Baby Lee
10-18-2004, 03:11 PM
I know who skinbra is.
Do tell.

Raiderhader
10-18-2004, 03:14 PM
Do tell.


Yeah, I'm curious as to wether or not his information matches my own....

Phobia
10-18-2004, 03:19 PM
Everybody claims to know who skinbra was, but nobody really knows for certain. There are even a couple of morons who have suggested it was me. I'm not nearly this entertaining and stupid simultaneously.

FWIW, my wife just looked over my shoulder and said that I am this entertaining and stupid simultaneously. Heck, maybe I am skinbra afterall.

Ari Chi3fs
10-18-2004, 03:22 PM
well regardless, this thread is hall of classics material... for sure.

JimNasium
06-27-2006, 04:53 PM
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JBucc
06-27-2006, 04:54 PM
It was me all along

Count Alex's Wins
06-27-2006, 05:22 PM
FWIW, my wife just looked over my shoulder and said that I am this entertaining and stupid simultaneously. H

I'm scared to meet you.