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Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:12 PM
I'm renting this house. It has been rainy as hell here, and now I have a bigass sinkhole in my grass. It is probably 2-3 feet across and 3-4 feet deep. It's an irregular shape, so it is kind of hard to measure.

I'm fairly certain there are no water pipes under there, so I don't think that is an issue, but it is odd to me that it is deeper than it is wide. I've never encountered a sinkhole before, but that seems odd.

I guess I need to put layers of dirt in there, try to water pack it, and tamp it down? I don't really know of a better way.

It is away from the foundation aways, probably 15 feet. Hopefully it isn't THAT big of a sinkhole. Is there anything else I need to be concerned about?

Fuck this week. It has been a big bag of dicks.

Thanks in Advance.

seclark
06-09-2009, 01:14 PM
septic tank?
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DeezNutz
06-09-2009, 01:14 PM
Gateway to hell.

Sorry about that.

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:15 PM
septic tank?
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Fuck I hope not. I rent, I don't know where the septic tank is.

mikeyis4dcats.
06-09-2009, 01:15 PM
could be a water line or storm drain. Hard to say. be careful, it could be unstable around it. Ask the water dept to come look and determine it it's a broken line

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
Gateway to hell.

Sorry about that.


This is very VERY likely.

seclark
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
**** I hope not. I rent, I don't know where the septic tank is.

you might now.
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Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
Good story to tell the cops. Its not a grave. Its a "sink hole". Good one.
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Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
could be a water line or storm drain. Hard to say. be careful, it could be unstable around it.

It's not a storm drain, I don't live in town. I don't think it is a waterline. It does extend under the grass quite a ways. Thanks.

Frazod
06-09-2009, 01:17 PM
Gateway to hell.

Sorry about that.

Did he move to Stull?

Groves
06-09-2009, 01:18 PM
a very compact storm shelter?

T-post Tom
06-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Move? :shrug:

tooge
06-09-2009, 01:20 PM
that looks kind of sexy.

Fish
06-09-2009, 01:20 PM
Put an outhouse over it.....

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 01:20 PM
Ask Badgirl. She's got a big smelly stinkhole.
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tooge
06-09-2009, 01:24 PM
tell it you are horney. It should close right up.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 01:26 PM
Dude is out there trying to fuck it. Haha.
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JASONSAUTO
06-09-2009, 01:27 PM
uuummmmmm.... let the landlord handle it???

Skip Towne
06-09-2009, 01:28 PM
Not your problem. Call the landlord.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 01:29 PM
Fill it up with Schlitts Gay.
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Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 01:30 PM
Fuck I hope not. I rent, I don't know where the septic tank is.


Tell your landlord ,its his problem and it could be dangerous.

Thats what my asshole tenants would do.

CrazyPhuD
06-09-2009, 01:30 PM
Got a viet cong problem?

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:31 PM
Dude is out there trying to fuck it. Haha.
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Despite what I'd like to think, my dick isn't 2 feet in diameter.
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kepp
06-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Just DON'T MOVE
http://coobs.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tremors-worm.jpg

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 01:34 PM
Not your problem. Call the landlord.

I think this is ultimately the correct answer.
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BigMeatballDave
06-09-2009, 01:46 PM
Walking into that would fuck up your whole day...

LaChapelle
06-09-2009, 01:49 PM
Throw in some pennies and make a wish.

88TG88
06-09-2009, 01:52 PM
Stick your arm in there.

Phobia
06-09-2009, 01:53 PM
If I were you I'd be on the lookout for zombies.

DeezNutz
06-09-2009, 01:54 PM
http://www.amandastevens.com/uploaded_images/the-gate-778640.jpg

Katipan
06-09-2009, 01:54 PM
Ask Badgirl. She's got a big smelly stinkhole.
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That is like 2 Badgirl jokes in 2 days.

Is she your ex?

DeezNutz
06-09-2009, 01:56 PM
That is like 2 Badgirl jokes in 2 days.

Is she your ex?

The celery stalks at midnight.

MIAdragon
06-09-2009, 01:56 PM
http://www.idealtruevalue.com/catalog/MH770768.jpg

bevischief
06-09-2009, 01:59 PM
Did you divide by zero?

KCChiefsMan
06-09-2009, 03:01 PM
fill it up with antifreeze and see what happens

Fat Elvis
06-09-2009, 03:03 PM
Further evidence of just how hard Claythan sucks....

MOhillbilly
06-09-2009, 03:05 PM
fill it with the bodies of your enemies.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 03:07 PM
Throw all your garbage in it.
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RJ
06-09-2009, 03:07 PM
No one has posted the cameltoe picture?

Slipping.....

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 03:08 PM
That is like 2 Badgirl jokes in 2 days.

Is she your ex?
No, my ex at least would open the orange juice.

A liar and messed around. But she opened the orange juice.
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Mr. Plow
06-09-2009, 03:10 PM
http://www.southjerseyboxes.com/pics/peanuts.gif

Skip Towne
06-09-2009, 03:21 PM
I'd do something. Some really evil creatures could come crawling up out of that hole.

Mr. Krab
06-09-2009, 03:22 PM
Ask Badgirl. She's got a big smelly stinkhole.
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Now this sounds like Gochief, he's always rude to women because he can't get laid.

or it's Mooooooo

Saulbadguy
06-09-2009, 03:37 PM
Fill it with pudding.

Miles
06-09-2009, 03:41 PM
http://www.amandastevens.com/uploaded_images/the-gate-778640.jpg

So the fix might involve a model rocket?

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 07:18 PM
septic tank?
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WINNER!

First post even.

Landlord is sending someone out to look at it in the morning. I'm supposed to use "minimal water" :cuss:

tmax63
06-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Make sure you go to Taco Bell and load it up for them. Those septic guys just love the smell of fresh Taco bell when digging out and fixing septic systems.

JOhn
06-09-2009, 07:40 PM
Divorce her:evil:

Inspector
06-09-2009, 08:20 PM
We had one in the bathroom. We simply put a sink in it.

Duh...

KCFalcon59
06-09-2009, 08:22 PM
Nice grass!!!

Iowanian
06-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Interestingly enough, I found 2 sinkholes in my yard tonight while mowing. I know mine follow the center of an old alley, so I'll wager its a collapsing clay tile line.

Stinger
06-09-2009, 08:42 PM
http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ducttape3m.jpg

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Nice grass!!!

Thanks. Until the freaking crater, I had achieved Lawn DOMINATION.

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 08:43 PM
http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ducttape3m.jpg

That's probably what the septic guys will use.

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 08:44 PM
Interestingly enough, I found 2 sinkholes in my yard tonight while mowing. I know mine follow the center of an old alley, so I'll wager its a collapsing clay tile line.

Better that than the septic tank...

Frazod
06-09-2009, 09:20 PM
We had one in the bathroom. We simply put a sink in it.

Duh...

I don't know why I found this so amusing - I guess it appeals to the smartass in me. LMAO

boogblaster
06-09-2009, 09:21 PM
My ole-sink hole is still hangin around .. guess I should quit feedin her ....

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 09:29 PM
Perhaps a collapsed grave site with the ensuing loss of soil filling the void space of a deteriorated coffin? Beware the release of hostile spirits angry at the violation of their sacred resting spaces by some unscrupulous developer. Movies have been made about this phenomenon. Beware the consequences of continued residence at this location. If you choose to stay, then a conversion to Roman Catholicism is in order, forthwith, and a daily saying of the Rosary is your only hope.

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 11:07 PM
Perhaps a collapsed grave site with the ensuing loss of soil filling the void space of a deteriorated coffin? Beware the release of hostile spirits angry at the violation of their sacred resting spaces by some unscrupulous developer. Movies have been made about this phenomenon. Beware the consequences of continued residence at this location. If you choose to stay, then a conversion to Roman Catholicism is in order, forthwith, and a daily saying of the Rosary is your only hope.

One already told me he was going to skull fuck my soul.