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Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 04:53 PM
I have mice that I've been trapping forever. I use the victor plastic mice traps that you pinch open to set. They work great.

So I started baiting my garage with "Ramick" which comes in packs with marble sized pellets. I was told this would kill them all.

I have fed them about a 1 gallon bucket full with no response, so I put the never fail victor mouse traps out with peanut butter bait to snap their little heads off .

I checked the garage this morning and all the traps are gone !!!!!!

How in the HELL can I focus on my job with this kind of crap !!!!

Suggestions ?

Skip Towne
06-09-2009, 04:55 PM
Get a cat. He'll get fat

Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 04:58 PM
Get a cat. He'll get fat

I have a cat. He's scared of the garage. And he's already fat .

And Lazy.


No wait ,thats my wife.

MIAdragon
06-09-2009, 04:59 PM
http://www.boatips.com/images/corn%20snake.jpg

Iowanian
06-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Put a dish out there with cracked corn and cement mix stirred together.



It's probably a chucacabra, not a rat pack.

Dicky McElephant
06-09-2009, 05:04 PM
I have mice that I've been trapping forever. I use the victor plastic mice traps that you pinch open to set. They work great.

So I started baiting my garage with "Ramick" which comes in packs with marble sized pellets. I was told this would kill them all.

I have fed them about a 1 gallon bucket full with no response, so I put the never fail victor mouse traps out with peanut butter bait to snap their little heads off .

I checked the garage this morning and all the traps are gone !!!!!!

How in the HELL can I focus on my job with this kind of crap !!!!

Suggestions ?

Do you really need to focus when jerking off hogs?

the Talking Can
06-09-2009, 05:04 PM
have sex with one while the others watch

Buehler445
06-09-2009, 05:06 PM
Put a dish out there with cracked corn and cement mix stirred together.





That really work?
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Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 05:09 PM
That really work?
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Fuck No !

I laid a bag of quickrete in the garage along with some broken corn kernels, and nothing!

Iowanian
06-09-2009, 05:09 PM
I've found dead rats in the barn within 3' of a bag of quickcrete.



maybe you need a live trap to catch a mercenary? Get a couple of alley cats, throw them in there with a bowl of water and leave them alone for a week.

HonestChieffan
06-09-2009, 05:10 PM
Look for "Blue Death"...it will work when Ramik wont.

Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 05:10 PM
Put a dish out there with cracked corn and cement mix stirred together.



It's probably a chucacabra, not a rat pack.


What the hell is a chucacabra ?

Do I need a shotgun ?

Iowanian
06-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Walker, Texas Ranger won't camp alone in Texas because he's afraid of the Chucacabra.

RJ
06-09-2009, 05:12 PM
Do you really need to focus when jerking off hogs?



He better be focused if he doesn't want to put an eye out.

Safety first, I always say.

Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Walker, Texas Ranger won't camp alone in Texas because he's afraid of the Chucacabra.

He's a puss !

I carry a .45 !

Bwana
06-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Invest in a flame thrower!

MagicHef
06-09-2009, 05:15 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1128/1361023458_306775035e.jpg?v=0

LaChapelle
06-09-2009, 05:23 PM
They're probably nesting in the couch. The one you set and drink on with the garage door open.

Hog Farmer
06-09-2009, 05:26 PM
No . This is different .I've NEVER seen traps just dissapear.

HonestChieffan
06-09-2009, 05:27 PM
Blue Death, im telling ya

Phobia
06-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Zombies.

Skip Towne
06-09-2009, 05:38 PM
Your cat is fat so he doesn't need to mouse. Try more cats. Skinny ones.

Bwana
06-09-2009, 05:44 PM
No . This is different .I've NEVER seen traps just dissapear.

DNA of Willard, perhaps Ben?

evolve27
06-09-2009, 05:46 PM
Take the easy way out, call Terminex.

Buck
06-09-2009, 06:08 PM
Nobody has said Antifreeze?

WTF People?

Basileus777
06-09-2009, 06:17 PM
Nobody has said Antifreeze?

WTF People?

Old memes never die.

bevischief
06-09-2009, 06:26 PM
Nobody has said Antifreeze?

WTF People?

ROFL

nstygma
06-09-2009, 06:27 PM
those small green poison blocks work pretty good for me. they usually get a few bites off before they die

bevischief
06-09-2009, 06:28 PM
It is the gov't...

Or aliens...

Or Mighty mouse...

tmax63
06-09-2009, 07:25 PM
Keep putting the Ramik out. We had a mouse problem a few years ago and they ate the sh*t out of it for a month or so. I didn't think it was working but eventually it started lasting longer and longer and we didn't see anymore more mice.

KcFanInGA
06-09-2009, 07:50 PM
They're probably nesting in the couch. The one you set and drink on with the garage door open.

Better cut that out. Don't make Donger call the HOA.

boogblaster
06-09-2009, 09:18 PM
Probably got a pack-rat too .. they like to cart off traps .....

T-post Tom
06-09-2009, 10:41 PM
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/Television/Images/Exterminator-Family.jpg

listopencil
06-09-2009, 11:33 PM
You have to catch one, pull its head off, and hang the head up by the door to the garage so the other mice know you mean business. I bet they shit themselves when they see that head hanging up there. "Oh Jesus," they'll say," This fucker means business. Let's get the hell out of here."

listopencil
06-09-2009, 11:34 PM
BTW- they're just messing with you about the traps being gone. They're trying to get in your head.

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 12:59 AM
Nobody has said Antifreeze?

WTF People?

its only funny when you know that wouldn't be a good idea

Hog Farmer
06-10-2009, 03:41 AM
I'm putting out a live trap tonight. If they carry that off I'm NEVER going in the garage again !

DeepSouth
06-10-2009, 07:26 AM
trap

TinyEvel
06-10-2009, 07:30 AM
I think those bastards from PETA are at it again. Sabotaged your efforts in your garage as part of their "mice are people too" campaign.

:cuss:

gblowfish
06-10-2009, 09:55 AM
I didn't know Hog Farmer was an Islamic Jihadist!!

http://tinyurl.com/ljdroq

Mr. Krab
06-10-2009, 10:43 AM
OK, The mice are driving me crazy !
A short drive.


http://bum.net/pics/rimshot.jpg

Rausch
06-10-2009, 11:06 AM
DNA of Willard, perhaps Ben?

"Watch and weep, you furry fucker!"

Bowser
06-10-2009, 02:38 PM
Time to man up...

HC_Chief
06-10-2009, 02:40 PM
Get some cats. Barn cats with take care of that problem.

Bwana
06-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Get some cats. Barn cats with take care of that problem.

True, but then he will have to go invest in a few wolves to eat the cats and the wolves will also eat his hogs. It's an ugly ugly cycle HC, I'm telling ya.

wutamess
06-10-2009, 03:38 PM
Get one of these.

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlane/home/student/Tylerjb/bio_files/image025.jpg

raybec 4
06-10-2009, 04:17 PM
Get one of these.

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlane/home/student/Tylerjb/bio_files/image025.jpg

I wouldn't reccomend that, the last one I had did no magic and kept shitting on the carpet.

bevischief
06-10-2009, 07:50 PM
bird bombs.

Hog Farmer
06-11-2009, 05:07 AM
Probably got a pack-rat too .. they like to cart off traps .....


Ok. Caught the bastard in the live trap. It is a pack rat.

Now for the method of execution ????

:hmmm:

I have a M95 Barrett I've never shot.

Could use the "Judge"

Drowning?

Fire.

Antifreeze. No, I'm saving that.

Any suggestions ?

DA_T_84
06-11-2009, 09:17 AM
Drive far away and release it to the wild.......

or just throw it as hard as you can.