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JOhn
06-09-2009, 07:06 PM
Apparently I'm going through a mid-life crises, or so my kids and a few friends tell me.
Since my divorce 2 years ago, and getting my life back in order, including a new Executive job which enables me to dress in a suit/tie everyday. A new vehicle and fooling around with a lot of different ladies, and the fact I can't seem to listen to my stereo in my vehicle without having it blaring:doh!:

I turn 43 this summer, and have been fooling around with a 22 y/o (nothing serious) and my friends seem to think I'm going through a mid-life thing. I'm starting to think so myself :hmmm:

After a lot of joking around by the people at work, got me to thinking that there has to be a lot of men/woman who have or are fooling around with someone way younger than them, so whats the biggest age difference you have experienced? I sometimes think it's just me, as my ex was 10 years younger than me.

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 07:10 PM
7-8 years. Never with anybody older than me.

I like 'em young, I guess. :shrug:

Kyle DeLexus
06-09-2009, 07:10 PM
Apparently I'm going through a mid-life crises, or so my kids and a few friends tell me.
Since my divorce 2 years ago, and getting my life back in order, including a new Executive job which enables me to dress in a suit/tie everyday. A new vehicle and fooling around with a lot of different ladies, and the fact I can't seem to listen to my stereo in my vehicle without having it blaring:doh!:

I turn 43 this summer, and have been fooling around with a 22 y/o (nothing serious) and my friends seem to think I'm going through a mid-life thing. I'm starting to think so myself :hmmm:

After a lot of joking around by the people at work, got me to thinking that there has to be a lot of men/woman who have or are fooling around with someone way younger than them, so whats the biggest age difference you have experienced? I sometimes think it's just me, as my ex was 10 years younger than me.

Oh and for those of you that went tru this type of life crises, how frickin long is this gonna last? Or is this something I get to enjoy until a new Mrs comes along?

Just so you know, I'd get with 20 year olds before 43 year olds too. I think you got the right idea.

LaChapelle
06-09-2009, 07:11 PM
A dog's years conversion chart would have been handy.

Inspector
06-09-2009, 07:19 PM
Dang man, they'd have to be older than my kids at least.

I'll just stick with Mrs. Inspector. Her decades of experience are worth more than being with a kid.

(it's hard to break a habit anyway....)

88TG88
06-09-2009, 07:20 PM
IIRC 3-4 years younger.

FAX
06-09-2009, 07:24 PM
She was a full 8 years older than I was. Mr. seclark will remember her ... the Texas girl who could piss 10 feet. An amazing and beautiful woman who taught me many important lessons about life, love, cooking with corn grits, and the proper approach to the clitoris.

FAX

MIAdragon
06-09-2009, 07:25 PM
I slept with a 42yr old when I was 20.

Douche Baggins
06-09-2009, 07:26 PM
Nine years if you count fingering as "sex."

JOhn
06-09-2009, 07:28 PM
Just so you know, I'd get with 20 year olds before 43 year olds too. I think you got the right idea.
Kinda what I was thinking...

7-8 years. Never with anybody older than me.

I like 'em young, I guess. :shrug:

Yup,

Dang man, they'd have to be older than my kids at least.

I'll just stick with Mrs. Inspector. Her decades of experience are worth more than being with a kid.

(it's hard to break a habit anyway....)

That is an advantage, But since the ex apparantly got so great by practicing with others.....

Then again I refuse to seriously date anyone to much younger ( to much drama ) but they are fun to play with.

And yea, they are all older than my oldest

Ari Chi3fs
06-09-2009, 07:32 PM
I was 21, she was 36...

FAX
06-09-2009, 07:32 PM
I don't see anything wrong with a 43 year-old man dating a 20-something. Frankly, it makes a ton of sense. The older I get, the more I think that younger girls respect and can actually adore a more mature guy. Maybe it's the mileage or the security or the experience, but I think it makes for a potentially very good match.

The thing you have to remember is that when you're 70, she'll be in her 50s and could likely kick your ass in a fair fight.

FAX

Deberg_1990
06-09-2009, 07:34 PM
So where are all the Chiefsplanet Cougars?

JOhn
06-09-2009, 07:34 PM
I don't see anything wrong with a 43 year-old man dating a 20-something. Frankly, it makes a ton of sense. The older I get, the more I think that younger girls respect and can actually adore a more mature guy. Maybe it's the mileage or the security or the experience, but I think it makes for a potentially very good match.

The thing you have to remember is that when you're 70, she'll be in her 50s and could likely kick your ass in a fair fight.

FAX

:hmmm:

there is a certain amount of logic to this

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 07:38 PM
Nine years. I was 26, she was 35.

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 07:38 PM
the proper approach to the clitoris.Is that the name of the new sedan from Mercury?

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 07:55 PM
If you have a daughter within 15 years younger than your girlfriend's age, then you may be, clinically speaking, a sexual pervert wishing to re-establish a relationship with your daughter using your new girlfriend as a surrogate daughter. Very sick, indeed. Ask yourself "How would you introduce your daughter to your new girlfriend"? Or would you hide your relationship with the young lady out of shame and self disgust? Do you have a history of visiting strip joints featuring young looking strippers with pre-pubescent breast formation?

Arrowhead D
06-09-2009, 07:59 PM
5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19

JOhn
06-09-2009, 08:02 PM
If you have a daughter within 15 years younger than your girlfriend's age, then you may be, clinically speaking, a sexual pervert wishing to re-establish a relationship with your daughter using your new girlfriend as a surrogate daughter. Very sick, indeed. Ask yourself "How would you introduce your daughter to your new girlfriend"? Or would you hide your relationship with the young lady out of shame and self disgust? Do you have a history of visiting strip joints featuring young looking strippers with pre-pubescent breast formation?

Uhh not sure why I would need to, as I've always been close with my daughters.

As my daughter, she is aware that I was/have been dating someone much younger than me. She's 18, and typically gives me crap about it, as in please make sure if I have a step-mom, she has to be at least 6 years older. :thumb:

And I'm surprised it took someone this long to go there.....

DaneMcCloud
06-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Dude, who cares if she's 20 years younger?

Go have fun and don't let anyone judge you.

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 08:05 PM
Dude, who cares if she's 20 years younger?

Go have fun and don't let anyone judge you.And wear a raincoat.

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Uhh not sure why I would need to, as I've always been close with my daughters.

As my daughter, she is aware that I was/have been dating someone much younger than me. She's 18, and typically gives me crap about it, as in please make sure if I have a step-mom, she has to be at least 6 years older. :thumb:

And I'm surprised it took someone this long to go there.....

I rest my case. Beware of the effect on your daughter who may seek older men in an attempt to emulate the behaviour of a father that I hope she respects and admires.

Eighteen is a vulnerable age for a young lady who has had a good relationship with her father and may someday seek a husband with traits resembling "dear old dad's". God forbid she shies away from erstwhile superior candidates for fear that her mate, like her father, will someday molest his children or grandchildren.

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 08:23 PM
Dude, who cares if she's 20 years younger?

Go have fun and don't let anyone judge you.Here's an example.

My "step dad" is only a year older than me. Jerry Springer stuff, right?

You know what? I don't care.. at all. The guy's been with my mom for around 12 years now, through some really tough times, and he's never, ever let her down. He's more than proven himself to me. He's family.

I still refuse to call him anything other than "Jason", though. :)

Age is just a number. (to a certain, obvious extent.)

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 08:25 PM
Here's an example.

My "step dad" is only a year older than me. Chauncey's about to tell you the whole relationship is Oedipal.

boogblaster
06-09-2009, 08:27 PM
Im not sure, I was drunk, stoned, blind and horney... But I remember waking up to a young child saying, wake up great grandma ....

luv
06-09-2009, 08:30 PM
What is it with older women with younger men? I was 29, and he was 23.

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 08:32 PM
Chauncey's about to tell you the whole relationship is Oedipal.Yeah, I'm pretty sure my mom has no secret desire to bone me.

Pablo
06-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Nine years if you count fingering as "sex."Not unless your finger is a penis.

pr_capone
06-09-2009, 08:38 PM
I was 24... she was 38 and married. Had her husband's blessing too.

FAX
06-09-2009, 08:38 PM
Dude, who cares if she's 20 years younger?

Go have fun and don't let anyone judge you.

And always carry candy.

FAX

Thig Lyfe
06-09-2009, 08:40 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my mom has no secret desire to bone me.

How would you know? It's a SECRET!

pr_capone
06-09-2009, 08:40 PM
And always carry candy.

FAX

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/8873/0/Free_Candy.ashx

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 08:40 PM
How would you know? It's a SECRET!I am pretty sexy.

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 08:41 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my mom has no secret desire to bone me.So she's straight up told you?

:evil:

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 08:43 PM
So she's straight up told you?

:evil:Stop it.


Asshole.

(fuckin' Chiefsplanet...lol)

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Muahaha

CrazyPhuD
06-09-2009, 08:46 PM
I'm just curious who on here has a 60+ year old age difference...you know someone has who's not willing to admit it!

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 08:52 PM
I'm just curious who on here has a 60+ year old age difference...you know someone has who's not willing to admit it!Skip.

He's like 93. He probably picked up some 19 yr old hooker.

Hefner style.

Rain Man
06-09-2009, 08:55 PM
3 years, but it was 21 in people years.

Nzoner
06-09-2009, 08:56 PM
I was 17 she was 26

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 08:57 PM
Skip.

He's like 93. He probably picked up some 19 yr old hooker.

Hefner style.I went for the skip joke, too, but in my version, it was a 74 year old younger woman.

Cormac
06-09-2009, 08:57 PM
Not unless your finger is a penis.

ROFL

Dottefan
06-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Bro,when I turn 43, and if I am single...I want to be just like you..fuck her brains out man, and enjoy that young lady

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 09:11 PM
Chauncey's about to tell you the whole relationship is Oedipal.

If it hadn't been for your previous irreverent posts, keg, I would ask you to monitor these posts for self-admissions of aberrant behaviour. I sense in you a somewhat mis-guided but latent wisdom in these matters. Can I trust you to offer guidance for some of the miscreants that post herein should they escape my vigilance?

CHENZ A!
06-09-2009, 09:17 PM
when I was like 21 or 22 I got a BJ in the bathroom of Baja 600 on the Plaza from some woman who had to be in her 40's.

Other than that, I think only 5 yrs older, and probably no more than 5 years younger as well.

keg in kc
06-09-2009, 09:29 PM
I sense in you latent wisdom in these matters.Well, I am from west virginia, so when it comes to familial relations, I'm your man.

RJ
06-09-2009, 09:30 PM
I am 50, my wife is 35. We have been together for 13 years. I think she's prettier now than she was then. I think I'm uglier now than I was then. So I guess we even out. If I live five more years, I will finally have sex with a woman over 40. Unless I piss her off.

To be blunt, my wife is a great deal more attractive than the vast majority of women my own age. And I'm pretty damn happy about that.

KcMizzou
06-09-2009, 09:33 PM
I am 50, my wife is 35. We have been together for 13 years. I think she's prettier now than she was then. I think I'm uglier now than I was then. So I guess we even out. If I live five more years, I will finally have sex with a woman over 40. Unless I piss her off.

To be blunt, my wife is a great deal more attractive than the vast majority of women my own age. And I'm pretty damn happy about that.You're a lucky man. Sounds like you're aware of it.

JOhn
06-09-2009, 09:46 PM
If it hadn't been for your previous irreverent posts, keg, I would ask you to monitor these posts for self-admissions of aberrant behaviour. I sense in you a somewhat mis-guided but latent wisdom in these matters. Can I trust you to offer guidance for some of the miscreants that post herein should they escape my vigilance?

Sweet the new PC policeman is on duty :rolleyes:

Let me guess you took some psychology classes in college or my do it for a living?

JOhn
06-09-2009, 09:47 PM
3 years, but it was 21 in people years.

ROFL

RJ
06-09-2009, 09:51 PM
3 years, but it was 21 in people years.


Older or younger?

RJ
06-09-2009, 09:52 PM
You're a lucky man. Sounds like you're aware of it.


Damn straight on both counts.

Dante84
06-09-2009, 09:54 PM
" I went to work for her that summer.... "

JOhn
06-09-2009, 09:56 PM
I'm just curious who on here has a 60+ year old age difference...you know someone has who's not willing to admit it!

If no one has yet, I'm sure it will be Claythan ROFL

RJ
06-09-2009, 10:01 PM
Anyone ever read Summer of 42? What a great book, great movie too.

Just Passin' By
06-09-2009, 10:02 PM
Sweet the new PC policeman is on duty :rolleyes:

Let me guess you took some psychology classes in college or my do it for a living?

He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Just Passin' By
06-09-2009, 10:03 PM
For the record, I've never found age to make any difference. I've been with women that were much older, women that were much younger, and women around my age. They all bring something different and worthwhile to the relationship.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Nine years if you count fingering as "sex."

He said sex partner. Come back then.
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JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:05 PM
He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

ROFL

Funnier than you know

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 10:09 PM
ROFL

Funnier than you know

Was it the one by Legends?. I know people who have their "trysts" there.
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Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 10:21 PM
It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:24 PM
It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her eyes met. She squined through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And he kissed passionately. The taste polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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Ah HA!!!!

Now I know who you are...........






SKIP!!!

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 10:25 PM
Sweet the new PC policeman is on duty :rolleyes:

Let me guess you took some psychology classes in college or my do it for a living?

Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

Chaunceythe3rd
06-09-2009, 10:27 PM
It was a cool, spring day when I saw her, taking out her checkbook at the Hyvee. Bernice wrote out the check for $9.12 and as her hands shook I knew she was the one. When she dropped her pen I reached down to pick it up and when I handed it to her our eyes met. She squinted through her thick glasses and said "thank you". At first I was speechless and then I said "the pleasure is all mine, my lady. Do you...live around here?". She told m$e she did at the new senior center behind the store. I offered to carry her bags for her so that she could manage her walker a little easier. She thanked me and off we went.
I don't know if was the smell of her moth ball clothes are the blue veins on her arms but something got a hold of me that day and dammit, I wasn't going to let go of that lassie. When we got to her apartment she aked if I would like some tea or some vitamins. I said "No Bernice. I have all I need right here" I moved her walker to the side, grabbed her brittle frame, and pulled her close. She stammered and said, "you know Pioli Zombie, I'm nearly 35 years older than you". I said "I don't care. I'm taking you woman!" And we kissed passionately. The taste of polygrip filled my soul and I could feel my loins ready to break free.
It was then that the security guards came in and dragged me away.
But I still remember that special moment with Bernice, and neither her son or that restraining order can take those memories from me.
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LMAO:LOL:LMAO

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 10:27 PM
Ah HA!!!!

Now I know who you are...........






SKIP!!!

Skiptowne? Nah. He hates me. I think I said he had 2 Gay dads.
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listopencil
06-09-2009, 10:27 PM
Fuck it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math.

Buck
06-09-2009, 10:30 PM
8 Years Older

Never with anyone younger.

1 Year older is my lowest.

Pioli Zombie
06-09-2009, 10:31 PM
Whats worse?

A girl way younger?
A girl way older?
A hooker?
Retarded girl by the lake.
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JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:33 PM
Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

Ahhh another eloquent poster, who see's his role as the transcendent poster. :thumb:

KCChiefsMan
06-09-2009, 10:34 PM
drunk beer goggle, 25 yrs old at the time, did a 45 yr old. she wasnt as cute the next morn, good in bed tho

JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:34 PM
**** it. Age is just another number and I never was very good at math.

LMAO

Frazod
06-09-2009, 10:40 PM
Eight years for me. Bagged a smokin 32-year-old when I was 24. That was wonderful. And my wife is eight years younger than I am.

BWillie
06-09-2009, 10:42 PM
My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.

JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:44 PM
My wife wasn't isn't born yet. But, currently. I was 25 and she was 18. You guys that checked above 20 years are my heros....as long as they were younger than you.

Actually have gone to both extremes ( had to watch how I worded that one ), was with a 37 y/o woman when I was 18. Was good, but wish I had known what I was doing then, and what I had...lol ahhh the follies of youth

Spott
06-09-2009, 10:49 PM
I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.

JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:52 PM
I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.

usually it's the younger woman trying to hook up with the older guy. Guess you'd have to get her a chastity belt :p

IMO

DaneMcCloud
06-09-2009, 10:53 PM
usually it's the younger woman trying to hook up with the older guy. Guess you'd have to get her a chastity bely :p

IMO

Chastity Bely's are cool

JOhn
06-09-2009, 10:57 PM
Chastity Bely's are cool

4321

DaneMcCloud
06-09-2009, 10:59 PM
4321

LMAO

BWillie
06-10-2009, 01:41 AM
I don't know what the deal is w/ me but I really have no want to hook up with older women :shrug: I mean, I would not be opposed to it but even if they were only 5 years older than me it would just feel kinda weird.

Braincase
06-10-2009, 05:45 AM
I was 24, she was 36.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2009, 06:04 AM
5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19

http://images.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/1/56/884/248/1568842481.jpg

luv
06-10-2009, 06:27 AM
I dated a 45 year old when I was 35 and a 21 year old when I was 30, but I prefer women close to my age. Luckily I don't have a daughter because I'd probably cut the dude's balls off if he was my age and trying to hook up with someone half his age.

Agreed.

Katipan
06-10-2009, 06:33 AM
The ex is 8 years my senior. My current is 2 years my junior. My oldest and youngest.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2009, 06:36 AM
Five years for me, but I had a 10-year swing from my most recent ex to my wife. The ex was 5 years older, my wife is 5 years younger.

Katipan
06-10-2009, 06:38 AM
So where are all the Chiefsplanet Cougars?

I guess I could play with my supper so long as it didn't try to talk or anything.

PunkinDrublic
06-10-2009, 07:27 AM
I still love the 18-20 year olds though I mostly date women in their 20s. I'm 32.

burt
06-10-2009, 07:36 AM
Actually, political correctness is the last thing on my mind. Rather a fascinating journey through the primordial ooze of this message board. I wouldn't change a thing about it. I think it is the greatest cast of characters assembled in one place since P T Barnum's "Greatest Show on Earth".

Keep up the great postings without regard to my insights. Given the tone of the posters here I don't think that any inhibition of your thoughts is possible, anyway.

Let's guess who's alter this is........:rolleyes::shake:

burt
06-10-2009, 07:36 AM
I still love the 18-20 year olds though I mostly date women in their 20s. I'm 32.

I'd love 18 to 20 year olds IF they promised NOT to talk!

PunkinDrublic
06-10-2009, 07:39 AM
I'd love 18 to 20 year olds IF they promised NOT to talk!

If she's legal and she's hot what's wrong with that. Play ball!

Bwana
06-10-2009, 07:51 AM
Go JOhn go! If your ex is still in town, it may not be a bad idea to happen to show up at the same event with the 22 year old hanging on you like a watch, but then again, I know what you went through and I can be kind of an ornery bastard. :)

Scaga
06-10-2009, 07:52 AM
If I remember correctly, I was 24 she was 37. I remember looking over and seeing a picture of her and her daughter (18 at the time) and thinking I sure would like to keep it in the family! :evil:

burt
06-10-2009, 07:54 AM
If she's legal and she's hot what's wrong with that. Play ball!

Great, no I just have to find an 18 to 20 year old without the capacity to speak!

Then again, I remember that if my first daughter was alive, she'd be 26 now!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-10-2009, 08:11 AM
Had a girlfriend who was 11 years older when I was 24, current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2009, 08:25 AM
Had a girlfriend who was 11 years older when I was 24, current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.

13 years old? Sicko.

CoMoChief
06-10-2009, 08:29 AM
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.

Skip Towne
06-10-2009, 08:34 AM
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.

There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

JOhn
06-10-2009, 08:34 AM
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.

Could have asked her to take her teeth out. That's the advantage to nailing a meth head ROFL

JOhn
06-10-2009, 08:34 AM
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

:LOL::LOL:

CoMoChief
06-10-2009, 08:39 AM
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

Nice :LOL:

Frazod
06-10-2009, 08:51 AM
One word - BRACES.

O the humanity. :eek:

crazycoffey
06-10-2009, 10:00 AM
When I first started working at a bar, I was 21 and I had a couple partners that were in their 40's. The youngest is 11 years younger and is the most recent, 37/26.

crazycoffey
06-10-2009, 10:02 AM
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.


I had a scraper once, not the most wonderful of experiences. But I got her back, one night I let her do it about an hour after I banged my ex-girlfriend.....

kindra68
06-10-2009, 10:12 AM
I was 33 and he was a 25 year old Fire Fighter. (youngest)
I was legal and he was in his early 30's (oldest)

Deberg_1990
06-10-2009, 10:16 AM
current gf is 11 years younger... so I'm going with 11 years.


Is this this girl?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=166993

RJ
06-10-2009, 10:29 AM
Just a couple weeks ago trapped me a cougar and took her home. She was 37, I am 25.......12 yrs difference.


Terrible blowjob though.




Really, how bad can a blow job be?

I've had incredibly great, great, good and average, but never bad.

JD10367
06-10-2009, 10:30 AM
As it so happens, my hand and I are exactly the same age, so we get along perfectly well.

gblowfish
06-10-2009, 10:35 AM
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.

Frazod
06-10-2009, 10:37 AM
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.

Good point. We do have several members who are from Wichita.

JOhn
06-10-2009, 10:38 AM
When you say "partner" does that mean another human?
Just want to clarify this for some of social deviants on the CP.

Well for most of us, yes I mean humans.

But it Skips case we can make due with Dinosaurs

And in honor of EnDelt weight difference will suffice

Mr. Krab
06-10-2009, 10:45 AM
20+

I've done a few female bosses, never hurts the ol' career path. :D

NIUhuskies
06-10-2009, 10:48 AM
5 yrs. I was 15 she was 19

so 4 years???? little confused by your math dude...

Fire Me Boy!
06-10-2009, 10:52 AM
so 4 years???? little confused by your math dude...

Yeah... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5829485&postcount=82

JOhn
06-10-2009, 10:55 AM
20+

I've done a few female bosses, never hurts the ol' career path. :D

ROFL


I take it you've had a lot of woman boss's ?



I Hope

Mr. Krab
06-10-2009, 11:08 AM
ROFL


I take it you've had a lot of woman boss's ?



I Hope
Actually they were mostly female bosses of bosses. Why only get ahead with your direct boss when you can get a big picture, main office boost to your career. Besides, that way they aren't around all the time to create any "real relationship" complications.

:thumb:

JOhn
06-10-2009, 11:10 AM
Actually they were mostly female bosses of bosses. Why only get ahead with your direct boss when you can get a big picture, main office boost to your career. Besides, that way they aren't around all the time to create any "real relationship" complications.

:thumb:

I man with a plan, you've really thought that one tru.

You're my new hero.



I wonder if it would work with my bosses wife?


She's smokin hot, former dancer:p

Comanche
06-10-2009, 11:13 AM
There is no such thing as a terrible blow job. The worst one I ever got was wonderful.

Who was he? LMAO

Frosty
06-10-2009, 12:01 PM
12 years - I was 22, she was 34. She was a neighbor in my apartment building. We were both between relationships so it was supposed to be purely a "sex and hang out together" type of thing but she started hinting marriage before long so I bailed.

rockymtnchief
06-10-2009, 12:23 PM
I was 19, she was 42.
I was 37, she was 24.

Now I date a 35 year old that looks 15 and get all sorts of stares.

The rule I was always told was...divide your age by 2 and add 7. So, at 42, I shouldn't go younger than 28.

JOhn, since you're breaking the rules we expect pictures! :)

DTLB58
06-10-2009, 01:26 PM
I was 16 she was 23. :thumb:

JOhn
06-10-2009, 01:27 PM
The rule I was always told was...divide your age by 2 and add 7. So, at 42, I shouldn't go younger than 28.

JOhn, since you're breaking the rules we expect pictures! :)

I'll see what I can do for ya :thumb:


Then again there is the chance some moran on here will try & contact her & blow it for me.

JOhn
06-10-2009, 06:51 PM
Who was he? LMAO

Ouch :LOL:

rockymtnchief
06-10-2009, 07:08 PM
I'll see what I can do for ya :thumb:


Then again there is the chance some moran on here will try & contact her & blow it for me.

Why did you have to go and ruin a perfect post by adding the fine print at the bottom?rochambeau

I doubt I'd post pics also.

JOhn
06-10-2009, 07:15 PM
Why did you have to go and ruin a perfect post by adding the fine print at the bottom?rochambeau

I doubt I'd post pics also.

Only after I'm tru with her, or maybe the other way?:huh: Anyway then I might post a pic or two :evil:

JOhn
06-11-2009, 02:33 AM
Cha Ching!!!!!!!!!!!!


Life is good
:evil:

acesn8s
06-11-2009, 02:47 AM
I was 18 she was 33.

As far as younger, Joie is 8 years younger than I.

Come to think of it, I've never been with a woman over 33. It's about time to trade Joie in for a younger model.

acesn8s
06-11-2009, 03:03 AM
You know what I like about high school girls?


I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

Gary
06-11-2009, 04:58 AM
If no one has yet, I'm sure it will be Claythan ROFL

Grabbing and sniffing grandma's panties out of the laundry doesn't count!

Fire Me Boy!
06-11-2009, 05:30 AM
I was 18 she was 33.

As far as younger, Joie is 8 years younger than I.

Come to think of it, I've never been with a woman over 33. It's about time to trade Joie in for a younger model.

LMAO