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KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:37 PM
it appears that their lights may be on, but that is just from the flash. They parked their car there and my roommates car is in front of it, you can see the rear bumper on the right. What is wrong with this?

SBK
06-10-2009, 07:38 PM
Ford Taurus--domestic TERRORIST!!!!

Mile High Mania
06-10-2009, 07:38 PM
I give up.

Archie F. Swin
06-10-2009, 07:39 PM
which one?

leviw
06-10-2009, 07:39 PM
Hard to get out of your driveway?

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:39 PM
I'd take another picture from a better view from my driveway so you can see more clearly what the problem is. But my camera needs to charge.

Bowser
06-10-2009, 07:40 PM
There likely won't be anything wrong with it until you smash it out of the way of your driveway.

Archie F. Swin
06-10-2009, 07:40 PM
I'd take another picture from a better view from my driveway so you can see more clearly what the problem is. But my camera needs to charge.

problem with what?

kstater
06-10-2009, 07:40 PM
You're Petzg's neighbor? And have a really bright porch light?

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:41 PM
Hard to get out of your driveway?

DING DING DING

yes. Now my next question is: why did they choose to park right there, when there is 10 feet of open space from the car it parked behind?

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:41 PM
There likely won't be anything wrong with it until you smash it out of the way of your driveway.

If I had an old pickup truck, I would.

Bowser
06-10-2009, 07:42 PM
DING DING DING

yes. No my next question is: why did they choose to park right there, when there is 10 feet of open space from the car it parked behind?

They don't give a shit about your driveway would be my guess. Or, they are completely incompetent and don't know how to park a car.

leviw
06-10-2009, 07:42 PM
DING DING DING

yes. Now my next question is: why did they choose to park right there, when there is 10 feet of open space from the car it parked behind?

Women have a hard time gauging where the front of their car is in relation to the back of another.

Archie F. Swin
06-10-2009, 07:42 PM
go get the tazer

Bowser
06-10-2009, 07:43 PM
If I had an old pickup truck, I would.

Hell, call a few of your buds over and pick the thing up. Get about six of you, and you could probably move that little thing.

Sure-Oz
06-10-2009, 07:43 PM
The toyota is kinda blocking the drive way?

Floridafan
06-10-2009, 07:43 PM
They partially blocked the driveway and didn't cut the lawn?

Sure-Oz
06-10-2009, 07:43 PM
I say fucking key 'move your fucking car" to the drivers side door

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:43 PM
I'm thinking about this: getting my roommate to back his car up within just inches of the white car and then I will back up and park right behind it, of course the passenger side would have to go over the curb and box him in. Then when they knock on my door and ask us to move our cars, I'll say "WOW, isn't it annoying when people park fucking STUPID!!!"

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:45 PM
btw they've been there a couple of hours, it's not like an in and out lazy parking job.

Sure-Oz
06-10-2009, 07:46 PM
Block the cunt in

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:46 PM
They partially blocked the driveway and didn't cut the lawn?

I don't like to mow when it's raining. like it has been the last few days.

Bowser
06-10-2009, 07:52 PM
btw they've been there a couple of hours, it's not like an in and out lazy parking job.

Pull your car up to it, then sit on the Toyota. The car alarm will go off, and some distressed person will come running to see what's wrong. That's when you ask them to kindly move their POS.

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 07:55 PM
this situation adds just a little more hatred in me for stupid people. If it's still there in an hour when I'm going to go out, I'm gonna write them a little note. I can't do what I want to do in fear of legal troubles.

BCD
06-10-2009, 07:58 PM
I'm thinking about this: getting my roommate to back his car up within just inches of the white car and then I will back up and park right behind it, of course the passenger side would have to go over the curb and box him in. Then when they knock on my door and ask us to move our cars, I'll say "WOW, isn't it annoying when people park fucking STUPID!!!"You should do this. Awesome. I HATE when I see people not parking worth a shit. Unkind fuckers.

ThaVirus
06-10-2009, 08:00 PM
this situation adds just a little more hatred in me for stupid people. If it's still there in an hour when I'm going to go out, I'm gonna write them a little note. I can't do what I want to do in fear of legal troubles.

This is true. Plus they know where you live so you don't wanna start a war or anything. Don't do anything drastic, just talk to them about it and resolve things... Peacefully

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 08:02 PM
This is true. Plus they know where you live so you don't wanna start a war or anything. Don't do anything drastic, just talk to them about it and resolve things... Peacefully

of course :thumb:

BCD
06-10-2009, 08:03 PM
This is true. Plus they know where you live so you don't wanna start a war or anything. Don't do anything drastic, just talk to them about it and resolve things... PeacefullyWhat fun is there in that?

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 08:07 PM
So what should the note say that I'm going to write?

Something like this

Dear toyota celica owner,

Please pay attention when you park. You see how many feet are in front of you? Did you notice that the rear end of your car is partially blocking my driveway? Did you think for maybe one second that I would have to very carefully back out and drive over the curb to get out of my driveway? I would like to know what your thought process was when you parked. Did you think at all? Did you not realize that there is at least 10 feet between the front of your car and the back of the car that is parked in front of you? Did you not think you could maybe pull up 3 or 4 more feet and not block my driveway? That still would have left you 6 or 7 feet of clearance, which I would think would be more than enough. So next time, do everyone a favor and just think. That's all.

DenverChief
06-10-2009, 08:08 PM
of course :thumb:

where do you live? there has to be a city ordinance about parking w/in 2 feet of a driveway

ThaVirus
06-10-2009, 08:09 PM
What fun is there in that?

I just had to throw that in there real fast. There are a whole lot of internet tough guys that beat there chest and talk about how they'd confront them with a 12 gauge or some shit like that, but I'd be willing to bet this could be solved with no problems whatsoever. Most people just don't want trouble...

Skip Towne
06-10-2009, 08:10 PM
That car might be owned by Rampage Jackson.

KCChiefsMan
06-10-2009, 08:14 PM
where do you live? there has to be a city ordinance about parking w/in 2 feet of a driveway

I'm sure there is, Lawrence KS

Mizzou_8541
06-10-2009, 08:15 PM
I'm sure there is, Lawrence KS

That explains a lot...probably a kU grad. :p

DenverChief
06-10-2009, 08:17 PM
I'm sure there is, Lawrence KS


call PD and have them cite em

ZootedGranny
06-10-2009, 08:22 PM
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

milkman
06-10-2009, 08:28 PM
What's wrong with that pic is that you didn't take a sledge hammer to the back end of dumbass' car.

Bugeater
06-10-2009, 08:29 PM
Damn dude, ever heard of weed killer?

Big Chief Homer
06-10-2009, 08:34 PM
Do you know anyone with AAA? Call AAA tell them you lost your keys and your wallets locked inside the trunk(solves the id problem). Ask them to tow it to the farthest toyota dealer you can find with in your AAA covereage area. Doesnt cost you anything and this dipshit wont be able to find his car for weeks.

Psyko Tek
06-10-2009, 08:36 PM
Hell, call a few of your buds over and pick the thing up. Get about six of you, and you could probably move that little thing.


on a new car like that they may just remove the bumpers

but it wouldn't be in the driveway anymore

KcFanInGA
06-10-2009, 08:42 PM
common courtesy is dead and thats a fact.

LaChapelle
06-10-2009, 08:49 PM
Time to get hot and sweaty and leave an ass print on the windshield. The warmer you get the lower they hang.

chasedude
06-10-2009, 08:54 PM
So what should the note say that I'm going to write?

Something like this

Dear toyota celica owner,

Please pay attention when you park. You see how many feet are in front of you? Did you notice that the rear end of your car is partially blocking my driveway? Did you think for maybe one second that I would have to very carefully back out and drive over the curb to get out of my driveway? I would like to know what your thought process was when you parked. Did you think at all? Did you not realize that there is at least 10 feet between the front of your car and the back of the car that is parked in front of you? Did you not think you could maybe pull up 3 or 4 more feet and not block my driveway? That still would have left you 6 or 7 feet of clearance, which I would think would be more than enough. So next time, do everyone a favor and just think. That's all.

Not bad, but I'd simply put "Learn how to park better, you're blocking my driveway. Jackass!"

Buck
06-10-2009, 09:08 PM
Or you could mow your lawn right now and leave lots and lots of grass all over their car. It would show real well on that white car of theirs.

Lumpy
06-10-2009, 09:11 PM
Do you know anyone with AAA? Call AAA tell them you lost your keys and your wallets locked inside the trunk(solves the id problem). Ask them to tow it to the farthest toyota dealer you can find with in your AAA covereage area. Doesnt cost you anything and this dipshit wont be able to find his car for weeks.

:LOL: This is pure fuggin genius right here!! :thumb: (I wonder if that would work?)

Saulbadguy
06-10-2009, 09:14 PM
Women have a hard time gauging where the front of their car is in relation to the back of another.

Or the side of their car in relation to the drive-thru ATM, or wherever the hell the back of their car is when backing up.

stlchiefs
06-10-2009, 09:29 PM
this situation adds just a little more hatred in me for stupid people. If it's still there in an hour when I'm going to go out, I'm gonna write them a little note. I can't do what I want to do in fear of legal troubles.

This happens to me at my house every focking day. We have the smallest spot in front of our drive and most people park on the street, though we actually have a usable garage, that's until people park in front of it. These idiots are ones that I would actually condone tasing :thumb:

The problem is they are neighbors and they know your car so you can only be a marginal dick to them even when they do it repeatedly. I have called the cops and gotten people tickets a couple of times. The last time I argued with the cop for 15 minutes because they refused to give the person a ticket when they were a full foot over our drive. The cop said that since we could still get out of our drive, even if we were left with an Austin Powers like turning space and it took us 5 minutes, they were not "blocking" our drive and could not be ticketed. What a crock of shit. Since then I've simply resorted to notes on the windshield kindly asking them to consider the trouble they cause us.

Spicy McHaggis
06-10-2009, 10:03 PM
This is the worst thing to happen, ever.

Phobia
06-10-2009, 10:52 PM
I would call a tow truck company and have it removed. You're within your rights. They'll have to pay the tow company and the storage charge to get their car back. It will be the last time it shows up in your yard.

Ari Chi3fs
06-10-2009, 11:22 PM
Id smear shit on their window... and on the car door handle. Wear gloves though.

T-post Tom
06-11-2009, 01:39 AM
Break into the their car and plant a bag of dope in the seat. (Sans your fingerprints.) Call the cops and have them hauled off.

acesn8s
06-11-2009, 03:20 AM
Take a can of spray paint and paint a line on their trunk with a note that says "You blocked my drive way by that much. Next time, I will use a chainsaw to 'draw' the line. Have a nice day."

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 04:05 AM
Depending on who they are and the type of people they are ... you can either just go knock on the door, tell them to move the car or just have the thing towed.

rad
06-11-2009, 04:56 AM
Pour anti-freeze in their radiator. That'll teach 'em.

MeaTy The Pimp
06-11-2009, 05:04 AM
Use your key to write "I touch myself" in their driverside door paint...

Guru
06-11-2009, 05:07 AM
There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 05:26 AM
There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

Looks like an arrow / "one way street sign" with the flash reflection...

Bwana
06-11-2009, 05:46 AM
I keep a few of these in my glove box. Print this and go hang it on his window.

Or.......go get a friends truck, drag it up a few feet, strip the rims and sell them on Craigslist. Call the city the next day and tell them some nugget boy left a junk car on the street.

bevischief
06-11-2009, 02:55 PM
There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

It does...

Buck
06-11-2009, 03:00 PM
There appears to be a television on the front porch across the street.

Looks like a one way sign to me.

Frazod
06-11-2009, 03:03 PM
Looks like a one way sign to me.

Same here.

I think Guru needs an eye exam. :D

Guru
06-11-2009, 03:12 PM
On a front porch though? Even if it is a sign, that is a very odd place for it. It is most definitely NOT on the street.

Frazod
06-11-2009, 03:26 PM
On a front porch though? Even if it is a sign, that is a very odd place for it. It is most definitely NOT on the street.

I have a street sign from Kirksville in my garage.

KCChiefsMan
06-11-2009, 03:32 PM
Same here.

I think Guru needs an eye exam. :D

it's a one way sign that they have on their porch. I guess they thought it would be sweet!

Frazod
06-11-2009, 03:34 PM
it's a one way sign that they have on their porch. I guess they thought it would be sweet!

I'm surprised nobody from the city has fucked with them.