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Count Alex's Losses
06-11-2009, 03:04 PM
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9837/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/i/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg/)

"Engram you FUCK! You were supposed to run an OUT, not a DIG! GET IT RIGHT or I'm just gonna give Devard Darling your job. FUCK!"

penguinz
06-11-2009, 03:05 PM
This is the hand that Claython tried to sit on.

dirk digler
06-11-2009, 03:06 PM
This is the hand that Claython tried to sit on.

LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
06-11-2009, 03:07 PM
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"This hand. Do you see this fucking hand? This is the hand of GOD, Bobby. This hand throws passes that look like passes from Tom Brady's hand, except Tom Brady couldn't stand up to Bernard Pollard, so he's not GOD. I AM GOD. I AM MATT CASSEL. I AM YOUR GOD. AND THIS IS YOUR GOD'S HAND, BOBBY. BREAK!"

Lumpy
06-11-2009, 03:10 PM
"I make the rules now beyatch and if u don't run the plays correctly, I'm going to warm up the pimp hand."

alpha_omega
06-11-2009, 03:15 PM
"Here is how i am going to hold the Lombardi Trophy in January of 2012"

Count Alex's Losses
06-11-2009, 03:19 PM
Get me a dozen glazed donuts, Bobby. And the sign gotta say HOT. It's gotta say HOT!

penguinz
06-11-2009, 03:21 PM
Give it up Claython. You have not been remotely funny.

Detoxing
06-11-2009, 03:22 PM
"I swear to God, I was able to get elbow deep into Kelly Croyle"

Stryker
06-11-2009, 03:22 PM
"I make the rules now beyatch and if u don't run the plays correctly, I'm going to warm up the pimp hand."

:LOL:LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

unothadeal
06-11-2009, 03:29 PM
I'm gonna call you, "Engram crackers"

tomahawk kid
06-11-2009, 03:30 PM
"I suck in practice"

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 03:31 PM
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout... here is my handle, here is my spout..."


http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9837/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/i/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg/)

T-post Tom
06-11-2009, 03:35 PM
Do you feel SASSY? Cuz I'm really feeling so SASS-EEEEEE!

MikeMaslowski
06-11-2009, 03:35 PM
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout... here is my handle, here is my spout..."


http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9837/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/i/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg/)

Fugging right!!!! that is exactly what i said as i was scrolling down... I was like, i cant believe no one has said this yet... you are a fag mile high homo, but we thought alike... just this once...

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 03:35 PM
Fugging right!!!! that is exactly what i said as i was scrolling down... I was like, i cant believe no one has said this yet... you are a pillowbiter mile high homo, but we thought alike... just this once...

Ouch...

rockymtnchief
06-11-2009, 03:38 PM
"Rudy left duck butter on my thumb again!"

KCChiefsMan
06-11-2009, 03:40 PM
Bobby- "Man, my back is sore"

Matt - "If you get hurt, I have nobody but Bowe to throw to. Your old ass needs to suck it up and walk it off"

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 03:45 PM
"Look, this is the deal I gave Randy last year and if you play like you did in 2007, I'll jerk you like this after the games... I'll be gentle."


http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9837/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/i/307cheifsthurssp061109r.jpg/)

Buck
06-11-2009, 03:47 PM
"If you use your left hand a lot to jerk off, your junk will start to curve like this."

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 03:49 PM
"If you use your left hand a lot to jerk off, your junk will start to curve like this."

:LOL:

Baby Lee
06-11-2009, 03:51 PM
The secret is to wiggle your thumb as you go up and down the shaft.

[thanks Will Ferrell]

JD10367
06-11-2009, 04:03 PM
My favorite Matt Cassel pic to date. It looks like he just got flashed by a chick with three boobs or something.

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/10/22/1193106898_4918/300h.jpg

El Jefe
06-11-2009, 04:05 PM
"I make the rules now beyatch and if u don't run the plays correctly, I'm going to warm up the pimp hand."

"Here is how i am going to hold the Lombardi Trophy in January of 2012"

Both made me LMAO

KCUnited
06-11-2009, 04:06 PM
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but we're just not very good."

Mile High Mania
06-11-2009, 04:06 PM
I think this was as he learned about the trade to KC...

My favorite Matt Cassel pic to date. It looks like he just got flashed by a chick with three boobs or something.

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/10/22/1193106898_4918/300h.jpg

Gonzo
06-11-2009, 04:27 PM
"This is how I'm going to hitch hike my way the fuck out of here."

KCChiefsMan
06-11-2009, 04:29 PM
"This is how I'm going to hitch hike my way the **** out of here."

nice :thumb:

Kyle DeLexus
06-11-2009, 04:33 PM
"Dammmnit I broke a nail!"

Chief Chief
06-11-2009, 04:56 PM
"Take the damn helmet off now so I can bitch-slap ya!"

JuicesFlowing
06-11-2009, 05:16 PM
Is it just me, or does Engram look a lot like Jamie Foxx in that picture?

Dicky McElephant
06-11-2009, 05:19 PM
Is it just me, or does Engram look a lot like Jamie Foxx in that picture?

Why.....cause he's BLACK?

JuicesFlowing
06-11-2009, 05:20 PM
Why.....cause he's BLACK?

No.

Tribal Warfare
06-11-2009, 05:46 PM
" now this is the proper way to give a handjob"

talastan
06-11-2009, 06:02 PM
"Then this guy named Mecca comes out of nowhere babbling about Mark Sanchez, and threatening to slap me like this?!"

BarrySPAMAID
06-11-2009, 06:02 PM
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You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out. You put your right arm in, and you SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT....

LaChapelle
06-11-2009, 07:42 PM
Cassel: With this hand, I AM the Rainmaker.
Engram: Ever since the Seahawks drafted Adam Curry. It has not rain ONE DAY in Seattle. Yet the grass stays green and lush.
Cassel: What!!?? No rain in Seattle!!??!!

Chief Chief
06-12-2009, 08:02 AM
Why.....cause he's [/B]Hmmmmm...at first glance, I was thinking Redd Foxx had put on Engram's uniform.* Then, a second look had me thinking he was Nipsey Russell.* After closer inspection, I was sure he in reality was Scatman Crothers.But, of course, I immediately realized this was totally impossible since all 3 of them are DEAD BLACKS!!!

Jethopper
06-12-2009, 08:30 AM
Engram: Your gonna win us games with that arm!?!?!