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MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 04:27 AM
I threw a party last night and was talking with two ladies who recently had breast implants. The conversation turned to penises. They expressed their endearment for the massive, engourged, magnum members. I said, "Hey it is not just like guys can go to the doc and get a big snausage". One of them then told me how her ex boyfriend got enlargement surgery and it did "help" him greatly.

So... I googled... scroll down through the pics, you will possibly vomit.

edit* The bottom few are the worst.

NSFW

http://www.mynewsize.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5920


My thoughts. Be happy that your penis does not look like cheddar cheese. It could always be worse.

Hog Farmer
06-12-2009, 04:30 AM
They were just telling you that so you wouldn't try to have sex with them.

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 04:33 AM
They were just telling you that so you wouldn't try to have sex with them.

That would normally be my hypothesis, but my wife was sitting next to me (which was definitely a kick in the pants considering my very average penis size).

crazycoffey
06-12-2009, 05:11 AM
not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.....
I know, whatever, still - no thanks on the surgery. I may be hung like a lightswitch, but, it's the best five seconds of monkey love your girl will ever have...

booger
06-12-2009, 05:14 AM
i'm not clicking that link but years ago there was email fwd that had pics of some dude that implanted some ball bearings in his dinglewanger.

also if you have an average pecker just try to convince her she just has a loose monkey.

Mile High Mania
06-12-2009, 05:30 AM
There are just certain areas of the body that I won't even consider surgery... unless it's impossible to avoid in a life/death situation.

booger
06-12-2009, 05:34 AM
There are just certain areas of the body that I won't even consider surgery... unless it's impossible to avoid in a life/death situation.

i am really unhappy with my butt cheeks

Mile High Mania
06-12-2009, 05:38 AM
i am really unhappy with my butt cheeks

Do they help hold your pants up? Do you sit comfortably for hours? If you fall and land on your a$$, does it only hurt a little bit? Are you able to perform your bathroom duties adequately and in a timely manner?

If you answer yes to these questions, then you're butt cheeks are likely just fine, but feel free to roll over and let someone carve away.

booger
06-12-2009, 05:45 AM
maybe they could suck some fat outta my a## and make something else bigger.

crazycoffey
06-12-2009, 05:52 AM
maybe they could suck some fat outta my a## and make something else bigger.

Your head? nah

booger
06-12-2009, 05:56 AM
Your head? nah

i aint got no melon headLMAO

crazycoffey
06-12-2009, 05:59 AM
i aint got no melon headLMAO


o:-)

Spott
06-12-2009, 06:06 AM
Those look like pictures of some kind of alien.

Katipan
06-12-2009, 06:09 AM
There are just certain areas of the body that I won't even consider surgery... unless it's impossible to avoid in a life/death situation.

hmm more than one?

JD10367
06-12-2009, 06:25 AM
I would've told them, "Great! Let's go into the bedroom, and I'll stick my arm in there up to the elbow while you give me a BJ." :)

Gonzo
06-12-2009, 06:51 AM
I'm very blessed thank you.

I may not be able to hit the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow out the sides.
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LaChapelle
06-12-2009, 06:52 AM
Whores

crazycoffey
06-12-2009, 06:54 AM
Whores

are fun

Comanche
06-12-2009, 07:04 AM
Those look like pictures of some kind of alien.

Great sig pic!

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 07:54 AM
I'm very blessed thank you.

I may not be able to hit the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow out the sides.
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Chicken...Tuna... doesn't matter to her, do your thing.


http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4949/chickenofthesea.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/i/chickenofthesea.jpg/)

big nasty kcnut
06-12-2009, 07:54 AM
Thickness more important then inches.
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Mile High Mania
06-12-2009, 07:59 AM
hmm more than one?

Yes... I know where you're going... ;), but yes more than one places on the body that I would avoid any type of surgery for anything that isn't life threatening.

Mecca
06-12-2009, 08:01 AM
I can not believe you went searching for penis pics on the net.....you are an odd man.

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 08:05 AM
I can not believe you went searching for penis pics on the net.....you are an odd man.

Curiousity of the possibility of having a porn star penis will drive many to do strange things.

Also, in 95 percent of my internet porn adventures a penis is involved, so it didn't seem like much of a stretch.

MOhillbilly
06-12-2009, 08:09 AM
2 things- holy fuck those pics are pure nightmare.

And i wish women would spend the money to get there caverns stiched up instead of a boob job. i mean come on of course those sluts wanna elephant cock cause only then would it be able to hit the wall of those tunnels.

I mean bitches you can fist after acouple kids....get real ladies.

Mecca
06-12-2009, 08:10 AM
Curiousity of the possibility of having a porn star penis will drive many to do strange things.

Also, in 95 percent of my internet porn adventures a penis is involved, so it didn't seem like much of a stretch.

What if when you watch porn you are up to snuff with the performers...other than when it's one of those ridiculous porns I'm sure you know what I mean..

All I ever learned from porn is I'm glad I was circumsized because one that isn't does not look right.

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 08:58 AM
What if when you watch porn you are up to snuff with the performers..

Well get your porn name.. here.. http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php

and get a job!

Katipan
06-12-2009, 08:58 AM
2 things- holy **** those pics are pure nightmare.

And i wish women would spend the money to get there caverns stiched up instead of a boob job. i mean come on of course those sluts wanna elephant cock cause only then would it be able to hit the wall of those tunnels.

I mean bitches you can fist after acouple kids....get real ladies.

I think I'm grateful for C-sections.
NOW.

Pants
06-12-2009, 09:00 AM
I think I'm grateful for C-sections.
NOW.

Oh, you must be tiny.

tyton75
06-12-2009, 09:09 AM
meatgazers

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 09:10 AM
meatgazers

clever poster

JD10367
06-12-2009, 09:22 AM
meatgazers

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I drive a tiny car, and sometimes I look at a big pick-up and think, "Man... it'd be nice to drive that thing sometimes." :D

Katipan
06-12-2009, 09:27 AM
Oh, you must be tiny.

Well it's usually pretty difficult to slip it in my tiny scar so it ends up in my belly button.

Katipan
06-12-2009, 09:28 AM
Hey, nothing wrong with that. I drive a tiny car, and sometimes I look at a big pick-up and think, "Man... it'd be nice to drive that thing sometimes." :D

More maintenance.

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 11:00 AM
Well it's usually pretty difficult to slip it in my tiny scar so it ends up in my belly button.

I am trying very hard to be turned on by this... but I can't quite figure out what you mean.

KcFanInGA
06-12-2009, 12:03 PM
My wife said I am not allowed to be in porn...the nerve right?

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:08 PM
There are some great exercises that you can do to strengthen and lengthen the penis naturally... Google "jelq".

It works... and no, you can't have any pics, unless you are Mer.

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 12:12 PM
I am trying very hard to be turned on by this... but I can't quite figure out what you mean.

I couldn't either, but I still got turned on by it.

Use your imagination.

MOhillbilly
06-12-2009, 12:17 PM
<CENTER>sounds like a old school penis pump.



http://www.howtojelq.com/jelq_grip.jpgHow To Jelq

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About The Jelq


According to some websites, the jelqing technique originated in the Middle East and was allegedly used by Arabic men to enlarge their penises to over 20 inches in length! It's unlikely that these stories are true and in fact some people say that jelqing is a hoax. Whatever the truth of the matter, jelqing seems to have become the most common term used to describe a range of penis stretching, milking and massaging techniques that over time will enlarge the penis.
The jelq exercise will enlarge both girth and the length of the penis. The purpose of the jelq exercise is to force more blood into the corpora cavernosa (the spongy tissue that makes up the penis). This is achieved by using a "milking" technique on the penis. This milking will expand and stretch the cell walls of the corpora cavernosa to allow larger quantities of blood to enter the penis. Jelqing will increase the size of both the flaccid and erect penis, but most markedly in the erect penis. Jelqing exercises are like regular exercises and need to be carried out on a daily basis. Results from using the jelq can be seen in increases in penis size after only a month and more pronounced results can be seen in penis length and penis girth after several months.
Before You Start Jelqing


Measuring Your Penis


It's a good idea to keep a diary of your jelqing efforts. This should also contain measurements of your penis on a weekly basis. You can certainly measure and record your flaccid penis size but this can vary so the really important important measurements to take are your erect meaurements. Record both your erect penis length and your erect penis girth. Different people recommend all sorts of different ways to measure your penis. It really doesn't matter how you do it AS LONG AS YOU DO IT CONSISTENTLY! That is, make sure you measure it the same way each week.
The Jelqing Warm Up


Jelqing is just like any other exercise - you need to warm-up before starting!

Massage you penis until you are semi-tumescent (partial erection).
In warm water, soak a washcloth.
Wrap the washcloth around your penis for three minutes.
Repeat above warm-wrap another three times.

An alternative to the above jelqing warm-up is to simply massage and stroke your semi-erect penis in a warm bath.
The Jelq



Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect.
With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an "Okay" sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly.
Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis.
When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an "Okay" sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis.
You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.

Ideally, you should be able to complete 100 jelq strokes every five minutes. For the first week, only perform 100 jelq strokes each day. For the second week, perform 200 jelq strokes each day. For the third week, perform 300 jelq strokes each day. From the fourth week onwards, try and perform 500 jelq strokes each day.
Important Points For Safe Jelqing



Always do the warm-up exercises before commencing jelqing.
Always use sufficient lubricant during jelqing.
Don't squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard.
Never jelq when you have a full erection (and don't ejaculate when jelqing). Jelq only when you have a semi-tumescent (rather than fully-erect) penis otherwise you may damage your penis.
Always perform a "warm-down" (same as a warm-up) routine at the completion of your jelqing exercises.

Further Jelqing Information


This website is provided not as a complete penis enlargement program but as guidelines for men wishing to evaluate jelqing as a method of enlargement. Men with concerns about the size of their penis may want to review the results of this penis size survey (http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/penis_size_survey.shtml) before undertaking any kind of penis enlargement program.

MOhillbilly
06-12-2009, 12:21 PM
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.usabutikken.com/products/jelq.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEV78fbHs2avXMfEhSXdSf-zkP7rg
:LOL:

Katipan
06-12-2009, 12:22 PM
Don't forget there's 3 s's in my email.

Pants
06-12-2009, 12:26 PM
gochiefs told me that doesn't work.

Garcia Bronco
06-12-2009, 12:28 PM
I don't need a woman's approval about my size, and she can't get off it's really in her head.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-12-2009, 12:29 PM
I don't need a woman's approval about my size, and she can't get off it's really in her head.

really small eh....?

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:36 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JFaUMYOZoLw/R_-IM3BUxHI/AAAAAAAAAB0/yjmeT52aEe8/s400/long-necks.JPG

same principle.

Katipan
06-12-2009, 12:36 PM
I don't need a woman's approval about my size, and she can't get off it's really in her head.

hahaahhaahahahahahahah

How funny.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:40 PM
gochiefs told me that doesn't work.

I've consistently done them for over 9 months, and put on substantial gain.

Needless to say, wife is VERY happy. Plus you last as long as you want to... and when you shoot, the first shot is typically 2-3 feet in distance.

Super penis!! lmao I'm about to stop with them though, don't want to get too big.

Pants
06-12-2009, 12:42 PM
I've consistently done them for over 9 months, and put on substantial gain.

Needless to say, wife is VERY happy. Plus you last as long as you want to... and when you shoot, the first shot is typically 2-3 feet in distance.

Super penis!! lmao I'm about to stop with them though, don't want to get too big.

I was joking. /sigh

Katipan
06-12-2009, 12:43 PM
...and when you shoot, the first shot is typically 2-3 feet in distance.

LMAO

Why do I have a mental image of it oozing out her eyeballs??

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 12:44 PM
LMAO

Why do I have a mental image of it oozing out her eyeballs??

Because you are awesome

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:46 PM
I was joking. /sigh


lmao. Sorry for taking you literally... Your post lacked evidence of sarcasm. heh

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:47 PM
LMAO

Why do I have a mental image of it oozing out her eyeballs??

Rarely inside due to my wife being "Fertile Myrtle". Both kids resulted in failed birth control... :cuss:

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 12:47 PM
lmao. Sorry for taking you literally... Your post lacked evidence of sarcasm. heh

read, no :)

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
Rarely inside due to my wife being "Fertile Myrtle". Both kids resulted in failed birth control... :cuss:

stand across the room and aim at her face then eh?

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:49 PM
Knowing that these exercises work... it seems to me that there would NEVER need to be Viagra or Cialis... if people just exercised their junk. The pharmaceutical companies would rather us buy medication instead.

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 12:49 PM
I'm lucky if it shoots 2 inches. Probably because I beat off 26 times a day and could fit my usual load in a thimble.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 12:52 PM
I'm lucky if it shoots 2 inches. Probably because I beat off 26 times a day and could fit my usual load in a thimble.
LMAO

That is another side effect of doing the exercises... you would need about 4-5 thimbles.
:LOL:

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 12:53 PM
the first shot is typically 2-3 feet in distance.

I'd do like Matt Stafford on Jimmy Fallon and have her throw plates while you shoot at them.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 01:01 PM
I'd do like Matt Stafford on Jimmy Fallon and have her throw plates while you shoot at them.

Nah, we practice bedroom skeet shooting.... LMAO

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 01:03 PM
Do you say "pew! pew pew!" while you do it?

Pitt Gorilla
06-12-2009, 01:04 PM
I'm lucky if it shoots 2 inches. Probably because I beat off 26 times a day and could fit my usual load in a thimble.Shouldn't that result in jelq-ing-like enlargement?

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 01:04 PM
Shouldn't that result in jelq-ing-like enlargement?Don't I wish.

JD10367
06-12-2009, 01:20 PM
Don't I wish.

See, that's why I call bullshit. I've been "jelqing" since I was 10--like most men--and it hasn't turned me into an elephant's trunk. "Make an okay sign and milk"? Trust me, I've done everything conceivably possible to that little bastard. He's been yanked like a bellrope, shaken like a battery-free flashlight, greased up like a motor shaft, been in every orifice he could find his way into, been right-handed, left-handed (for "The Stranger"), both-handed, attacked with props and toys and household kitchen utensils, been in warm things and cold things and smooth things and bumpy things, seen the light of day and the dark of night, in private houses and public buildings, in swimming pools and dirty bathrooms and working establishments and car front seats, and THAT LITTLE F&&KER IS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE HE'S BEEN SINCE I WAS TWENTY!!

Here's the truth. You know what makes your penis longer? Being born with a longer penis. Deal with it, everyone. Some of us are tall, some are short, some are bald, some have long hair, some are thin and some are fat... and some of us are hung like chipmunks and others have a third leg. It's the luck of the draw. Find a girl with a small vajayjay, and be happy...

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 01:22 PM
The only thing it's done for me is give it a 90-degree L-curve to port.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Shouldn't that result in jelq-ing-like enlargement?

the most difficult thing about the Jelq deal... is to not ejaculate after you do it... as it takes away the progress...

so, do your exercises in the morning... and do "That" later in the day.

The KEY is the warm washcloth to increase the bloodflow and loosing up the Cavernous Artery and the Corpora Cavernosa...

For those who are interested in how all the shit works... here is a 19 page pdf on the exercises and shit.

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1169206_kuqxi/rebestEbook-PenisEnlargement.pdf

Don't do any fucking surgery... just work it out... and your sex life will be better and your confidence will skyrocket.

And that's all I got to say about that... don't feel like talking about penises with you guys anymore...

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 01:25 PM
See, that's why I call bullshit. I've been "jelqing" since I was 10--like most men--and it hasn't turned me into an elephant's trunk. "Make an okay sign and milk"? Trust me, I've done everything conceivably possible to that little bastard. He's been yanked like a bellrope, shaken like a battery-free flashlight, greased up like a motor shaft, been in every orifice he could find his way into, been right-handed, left-handed (for "The Stranger"), both-handed, attacked with props and toys and household kitchen utensils, been in warm things and cold things and smooth things and bumpy things, seen the light of day and the dark of night, in private houses and public buildings, in swimming pools and dirty bathrooms and working establishments and car front seats, and THAT LITTLE F&&KER IS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE HE'S BEEN SINCE I WAS TWENTY!!

Here's the truth. You know what makes your penis longer? Being born with a longer penis. Deal with it, everyone. Some of us are tall, some are short, some are bald, some have long hair, some are thin and some are fat... and some of us are hung like chipmunks and others have a third leg. It's the luck of the draw. Find a girl with a small vajayjay, and be happy...

I was in the pool!!!

Really, I don't think masterbating is the same as jelqing. Of course I don't know how you go about it, but one would think your not forcing blood to where it normally wouldn't go.

I don't know if it works or not, but Ari says it does. I guess I'll trust the dude thats been doing it.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Here's the truth. You know what makes your penis longer? Being born with a longer penis. Deal with it, everyone. Some of us are tall, some are short, some are bald, some have long hair, some are thin and some are fat... and some of us are hung like chipmunks and others have a third leg. It's the luck of the draw. Find a girl with a small vajayjay, and be happy...

Do you use a warm cloth to warm it up first to increase the blood flow? If not, that is your tragic flaw.

Kyle DeLexus
06-12-2009, 01:27 PM
the most difficult thing about the Jelq deal... is to not ejaculate after you do it... as it takes away the progress...

so, do your exercises in the morning... and do "That" later in the day.

The KEY is the warm washcloth to increase the bloodflow and loosing up the Cavernous Artery and the Corpora Cavernosa...

For those who are interested in how all the shit works... here is a 19 page pdf on the exercises and shit.

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1169206_kuqxi/rebestEbook-PenisEnlargement.pdf

Don't do any ****ing surgery... just work it out... and your sex life will be better and your confidence will skyrocket.

And that's all I got to say about that... don't feel like talking about penises with you guys anymore...

Aw come on don't be a Debby Downer Nancy boy!

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 01:31 PM
don't feel like talking about penises with you guys anymore...Sorry, man, I know I intimidate you smaller guys.

MOhillbilly
06-12-2009, 01:32 PM
See, that's why I call bullshit. I've been "jelqing" since I was 10--like most men--and it hasn't turned me into an elephant's trunk. "Make an okay sign and milk"? Trust me, I've done everything conceivably possible to that little bastard. He's been yanked like a bellrope, shaken like a battery-free flashlight, greased up like a motor shaft, been in every orifice he could find his way into, been right-handed, left-handed (for "The Stranger"), both-handed, attacked with props and toys and household kitchen utensils, been in warm things and cold things and smooth things and bumpy things, seen the light of day and the dark of night, in private houses and public buildings, in swimming pools and dirty bathrooms and working establishments and car front seats, and THAT LITTLE F&&KER IS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE HE'S BEEN SINCE I WAS TWENTY!!

Here's the truth. You know what makes your penis longer? Being born with a longer penis. Deal with it, everyone. Some of us are tall, some are short, some are bald, some have long hair, some are thin and some are fat... and some of us are hung like chipmunks and others have a third leg. It's the luck of the draw. Find a girl with a small vajayjay, and be happy...

back in the day people like you would end up in the mental ward.

EyePod
06-12-2009, 01:35 PM
Wow. I love that I don't hate my penis size and would ever even come close to maybe thinking about getting that shit. I don't know what I would do if I had a hole in my dick other than the one that's supposed to be there... *SHUDDER*x999999999

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Wow. I love that I don't hate my penis size and would ever even come close to maybe thinking about getting that shit. I don't know what I would do if I had a hole in my dick other than the one that's supposed to be there... *SHUDDER*x999999999Truly turn it into a skin flute?

Pestilence
06-12-2009, 01:38 PM
There are some great exercises that you can do to strengthen and lengthen the penis naturally... Google "jelq".

It works... and no, you can't have any pics, unless you are Mer.

Seriously....this shit works? LMAO

JD10367
06-12-2009, 01:45 PM
back in the day people like you would end up in the mental ward.

I know, now we just end up online. At least in the mental ward I'd get three hots and a cot.

Buzzsaw
06-12-2009, 04:03 PM
i'm not clicking that link but years ago there was email fwd that had pics of some dude that implanted some ball bearings in his dinglewanger.

A former friend did a few stints in the State Penn and told me stories about it was common for some of the inmates to sharpen a toothbrush handle, jab it in the shaft about an inch from the head (top side), and then insert a marble. It would heal up and then when they got released they'd be able to bang their old ladies and hit their g-spot :spock:

JD10367
06-12-2009, 04:07 PM
A former friend did a few stints in the State Penn and told me stories about it was common for some of the inmates to sharpen a toothbrush handle, jab it in the shaft about an inch from the head (top side), and then insert a marble. It would heal up and then when they got released they'd be able to bang their old ladies and hit their g-spot :spock:

Seems a bit extreme.

1.) Hook your index finger up there and make a "come hither" motion until she orgasms.

2.) Implant a marble in your schlong.

Umm, I'll take Door Number One, Monty....

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 04:24 PM
the most difficult thing about the Jelq deal... is to not ejaculate after you do it... as it takes away the progress...

so, do your exercises in the morning... and do "That" later in the day.

The KEY is the warm washcloth to increase the bloodflow and loosing up the Cavernous Artery and the Corpora Cavernosa...

For those who are interested in how all the shit works... here is a 19 page pdf on the exercises and shit.

http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1169206_kuqxi/rebestEbook-PenisEnlargement.pdf

Don't do any ****ing surgery... just work it out... and your sex life will be better and your confidence will skyrocket.

And that's all I got to say about that... don't feel like talking about penises with you guys anymore...

Hmmm... Me, being in love with my meat member am very interested in what Ari has to say. I think I need to install some door locks.

BWillie
06-12-2009, 04:43 PM
Honestly, guys don't really care that much about boob size. As long as they are there, aren't saggy and in good shape. I don't really care how big they are. I don't see why women are hung up about it so much. I mean sure, if some ho with cleavage and huge tits walks in I'm going to look, but that is like dangling a filet o' fish in front of a great white shark. It's gonna check it out.

Lumpy
06-12-2009, 05:00 PM
I don't see why women are hung up about it so much.

Intimidation factor there BWillie. If some chick walks in w/ huge knockers and all eyes are on her, a chick w/ B-cups, (or smaller), gets her self-esteem smashed. It's the same if an extremely gorgeous woman walks in, dressed to impress and all made-up.

bango
06-12-2009, 05:05 PM
Girls are just like guys. All have different tastes. I have met girls that want to be filled out like an application, and I have met others that would rather not be. I have met others that do not care if it is big, or small, and only care how it is done.

Katipan
06-12-2009, 05:17 PM
Intimidation factor there BWillie. If some chick walks in w/ huge knockers and all eyes are on her, a chick w/ B-cups, (or smaller), gets her self-esteem smashed. It's the same if an extremely gorgeous woman walks in, dressed to impress and all made-up.

Ack. I hope this isn't as true as you make it sound.

Nothing about another girl's self esteem should have anything to do with your own. If it can be crushed so easily it's not real.

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Intimidation factor there BWillie. If some chick walks in w/ huge knockers and all eyes are on her, a chick w/ B-cups, (or smaller), gets her self-esteem smashed. It's the same if an extremely gorgeous woman walks in, dressed to impress and all made-up.I'll be scoping out the chick with the b-cups and ignoring the giant knockerbeast with the cauliflower ass.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Bango... What are these things? I seem to remember them from my youth.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar9535_6.gif

bango
06-12-2009, 05:58 PM
Bango... What are these things? I seem to remember them from my youth.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar9535_6.gif

M.U.S.C.L.E Men

Earthling
06-12-2009, 06:11 PM
For all I know I just might be "huge" down there...Haven't seen the danged thing since I put on the weight back in '05.

Ari Chi3fs
06-12-2009, 06:12 PM
M.U.S.C.L.E Men

Ah yes.... thanks. Rep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E.

Count Zarth
06-12-2009, 06:34 PM
The best thing about losing weight is realizing you have a bigger dick than you had previously thought.

Mile High Mania
06-12-2009, 06:37 PM
The best thing about losing weight is realizing you have a bigger dick than you had previously thought.

Enh, just because you can actually see it now doesn't mean it's actually bigger...

keg in kc
06-12-2009, 06:39 PM
Enh, just because you can actually see it now doesn't mean it's actually bigger...Actually it does, you can gain anywhere from .5 to 1 inch (I believe) in length by losing significant weight. It has to do with the way fat builds up around the base of the penis. Sort of the man equivalent of gunt.

(I can't wait to lose mine, then I'll have 3 whole inches to work with)

Count Zarth
06-12-2009, 06:40 PM
Enh, just because you can actually see it now doesn't mean it's actually bigger...

Read the post again without retard glasses on.

Mile High Mania
06-12-2009, 06:41 PM
Actually it does, you can gain anywhere from .5 to 1 inch (I believe) in length by losing significant weight. It has to do with the way fat builds up around the base of the penis. Sort of the man equivalent of gunt.

(I can't wait to lose mine, then I'll have 3 whole inches to work with)

Sure, ruin my uncalled for cheap shot...

Read the post again without retard glasses on.

Retard glasses... heh, haven't heard that in forever.

SBK
06-12-2009, 06:46 PM
This thread is hilarious, and disgusting at the same time.

rtmike
06-12-2009, 07:05 PM
I can take solace in the fact years ago my ex's boyfriend told his ex that my ex was the loosest chick he'd ever been with. Lot of ex's there, prolly confusing.

Yeah, I tore that shit up. It's just too bad now I have to trim my pubes to keep from losing track of it. DAMN PARALYSIS! :banghead:

Lumpy
06-12-2009, 07:25 PM
Ack. I hope this isn't as true as you make it sound.

Nothing about another girl's self esteem should have anything to do with your own. If it can be crushed so easily it's not real.

Ok, so what ur saying is u have never felt intimidated or jealous of another chick that looks better than u? :hmmm: That's interesting.

MikeMaslowski
06-12-2009, 08:18 PM
Ok, so what ur saying is u have never felt intimidated or jealous of another chick that looks better than u? :hmmm: That's interesting.

I'm jealous of women all of the time, not for the same reasons though...

Katipan
06-12-2009, 08:30 PM
Ok, so what ur saying is u have never felt intimidated or jealous of another chick that looks better than u? :hmmm: That's interesting.

I've never seen a girl with all eyes on her and felt crushed that all eyes weren't on me.

Holy cow. With all the blonde plastic 100 lb women I've been around, that would be one hell of a miserable ****ing life.

MikeMaslowski
06-13-2009, 03:05 AM
Seems a bit extreme.

1.) Hook your index finger up there and make a "come hither" motion until she orgasms.

2.) Implant a marble in your schlong.

Umm, I'll take Door Number One, Monty....

I think..uh, I hope that guy was being sarcastic.

MikeMaslowski
06-14-2009, 05:13 AM
This thread went off a bit. I realize that most people don't click on links, so check it out. Oh, I'm shitty at editing pics.