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Stewie
06-15-2009, 01:20 PM
<roottag> A DRUNKEN Cambridge University student staggers home after a wild party - dubbed Suicide Sunday - ended with revellers collapsing and throwing up.

Passers-by were shocked and disgusted after a notorious end-of-exams party lived up to its reputation with students binge drinking.



http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00825/cambridge3_380_825317a.jpgFancy dress ... students in bikini and blazer themed day






The party saw bikini-clad students struggling to stand up and vomiting at midday on a Sunday afternoon.



The party was organised by the Wyverns - an all-male Magdalene College drinking society.



http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00825/cambridge_drunks1_6_825324a.jpgCollapsed ... girl passes out on grass




It had to be held in a new location for the first time in 80 years after officials banned students from holding the event on university land.



The controversial decision was made after a 23-year-old student was last year arrested during the infamous jelly-wrestling contest for punching a spectator.



http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00825/cambridge_drunks2_3_825289a.jpgRevellers ... struggle to stay on their feet




Extra security and police were also drafted in this time to patrol the party.



Other college parties elsewhere in Cambridge were completely cancelled.



One outraged passer-by said: "It was only midday on Sunday and there were lots of families and young people around enjoying the sunshine.



"The students were lying across the verges, lots of them were vomiting and they were singing rowdy drinking songs."
The highlight of the day was the jelly wrestling contest - with hundreds gathering to watch bikini-clad female students battle it out for a 250 prize.



The party-goers shouted and cheered as the girls hurled jelly at each other in an inflatable paddling pool.



One student said: "It was a very hot day and some students drank far too much."



"The event involves lots of drinking games and you soon lose track of how much you've drunk.



"A lot of people could hardly walk by the end of it."



Between the parties students faced grueling initiations. These included drinking alcohol free drinks through a fish smeared in marmite and licking cream off a half-dressed stranger.







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KCChiefsMan
06-15-2009, 01:22 PM
they can't pace themselves

MoreLemonPledge
06-15-2009, 01:25 PM
I went to college in the wrong country.

Otter
06-15-2009, 01:26 PM
That was called "Saturday Night" back in my college days.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-15-2009, 01:27 PM
Lots of pussy to be had there.

Stewie
06-15-2009, 01:29 PM
I must say I like the idea of a "bikini and blazer theme."

Slainte
06-15-2009, 01:31 PM
Between the parties students faced grueling initiations. These included drinking alcohol free drinks through a fish smeared in marmite

Well, that's cool anyway, cause there's NO WAY in HELL I'm gonna drink through a fish that hasn't been marmite-smeared.





I have my standards.

kepp
06-15-2009, 01:46 PM
I must say I like the idea of a "bikini and blazer theme."

It does sound appealing.

Mr. Krab
06-15-2009, 01:47 PM
That was called "Saturday Night" back in my college days.
this

listopencil
06-15-2009, 01:49 PM
"...licking cream off a half-dressed stranger."

Mmmmmmm.

Inspector
06-15-2009, 01:59 PM
I want to get me some of that marmite stuff.

I have fishes already.

Inspector
06-15-2009, 02:00 PM
Um....what is marmite, by the way?

Stewie
06-15-2009, 02:02 PM
Um....what is marmite, by the way?

Sounds awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Old Dog
06-15-2009, 02:06 PM
Sounds awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

I remember trying that stuff once whilst deployed. Many of the Brits loved it, but it was possibly the most vile concoction I have ever tasted.

DJJasonp
06-15-2009, 02:17 PM
I must say I like the idea of a "bikini and blazer theme."

I have a feeling it's more about the walk of shame than a fashion statement!

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2009, 02:20 PM
Sounds awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MarmiteBritish version of this...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegimite

tooge
06-15-2009, 02:45 PM
I wanna go there nest year and stand around as one of the "strangers" to be licked.

Stewie
06-15-2009, 02:46 PM
I have a feeling it's more about the walk of shame than a fashion statement!

I don't think so. It's more like the girls had a cover-up with the mandatory blazers. Someone was thinking here. Even if the girls were insecure about their bodies they could still show up (covered in buttoned blazer). And when they had a few beers, off came the blazers. Sounds perfect to me.

CoMoChief
06-15-2009, 03:21 PM
One outraged passer-by said: "It was only midday on Sunday and there were lots of families and young people around enjoying the sunshine.


It must have really ruined his sunshining for the day.

Bob Dole
06-15-2009, 03:36 PM
Ah...drinking games.

Bob Dole's favorite was always the 7 man Keg Chug followed immediately by the Hop, Skip and Puke.

Pestilence
06-15-2009, 03:42 PM
People complain about this shit?

I would've started running into crowds of girls and started slapping asses.

Halfcan
06-15-2009, 05:38 PM
looks like a crazy time-lots of date rape I bet

Buehler445
06-15-2009, 06:03 PM
I must say I like the idea of a "bikini theme."

Fixed.

Dottefan
06-15-2009, 10:50 PM
Good times