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LaChapelle
06-15-2009, 10:24 PM
http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery/35139-pig-bomb-pig-attacks-video.htm

DenverChief
06-15-2009, 11:09 PM
Eff that shat...I'd be packin heat ALL the time in Georgia

LaChapelle
06-16-2009, 08:10 AM
DO NOT poop in the Georgian timbers.

Bwana
06-16-2009, 08:32 AM
Oh yeah, they are mean as hell. Why those people don't kill them off is a mystery, it's not like they don't have a choice. I bet they would be tasty on the BBQ. :evil: I would be packing a Bernelli M4 90 assault 12 gauge, loaded with 00 Buck if I were in the woods around there, with a backup Glock 20 loaded with Corbon bullets. Either of those would make Porky go night night.

penguinz
06-16-2009, 09:03 AM
Oh yeah, they are mean as hell. Why those people don't kill them off is a mystery, it's not like they don't have a choice. I bet they would be tasty on the BBQ. :evil: I would be packing a Bernelli M4 90 assault 12 gauge, loaded with 00 Buck if I were in the woods around there, with a backup Glock 20 loaded with Corbon bullets. Either of those would make Porky go night night.A real man would use a spear and a bowie knife.

Detoxing
06-16-2009, 09:10 AM
A real man would use a spear and a bowie knife.

Damn straight.
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Bwana
06-16-2009, 09:14 AM
A real man would use a spear and a bowie knife.

ROFL

True, but make sure you have a buddy with a video camera if you decide go that route. It will be a great view. You may also want to beef up your life insurance policy before the said hunt.

MOhillbilly
06-16-2009, 09:38 AM
ROFL

True, but make sure you have a buddy with a video camera if you decide go that route. It will be a great view. You may also want to beef up your life insurance policy before the said hunt.

look that shit up on youtube the knife thing isnt any joke. big fuggin balls. my fam in FL. has been doing it since the early 80s.

Bwana
06-16-2009, 09:40 AM
look that shit up on youtube the knife thing isnt any joke. big fuggin balls. my fam in FL. has been doing it since the early 80s.

I have seen some videos of guys doing it, big balls indeed.

seclark
06-16-2009, 09:43 AM
look that shit up on youtube the knife thing isnt any joke. big fuggin balls. my fam in FL. has been doing it since the early 80s.

i work w/a guy who goes down south and hunts them w/a bow. another guy hunts them w/pistol and dogs.
i've done some crazy shit, but ever since i was a kid and saw what those mean bastards did to ole yeller, i decided i'll give them the rightaway.
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Bob Dole
06-16-2009, 09:46 AM
Oh yeah, they are mean as hell. Why those people don't kill them off is a mystery, it's not like they don't have a choice.


The fuckers reproduce faster than you can find and kill the damned things.

MOhillbilly
06-16-2009, 09:55 AM
I have seen some videos of guys doing it, big balls indeed.

i like how they get in on em' pull one hind leg up straddle the hog, then pull a front leg up to get the hogs head to turn & make the cut on the other side.

MOhillbilly
06-16-2009, 09:55 AM
The ****ers reproduce faster than you can find and kill the damned things.

we had hogs as a kid. sometimes them sows would pop out 16-20 at a time.

boogblaster
06-16-2009, 09:59 AM
We have them startin here in SE Kansas .. Couple guys quail hunting shot a boar that weight in at bout 800 lbs .. it came at them out of the brush .. guess they emptied their shotguns .. and had to reload to finally put that bastard down ... good thing it was quail season they had more than 3 shots apiece .. other wise here in Kansas you have to use a plug and only have 3 shots for duck, geese, etc ...

FAX
06-16-2009, 10:20 AM
There would be no better way to get in touch with the real, wild man inside than to go boar hunting as Mr. penguinz suggests.

A loin cloth, some mud smeared on the body, a sharp spear, a stone knife and thee.

It would make an excellent corporate team building exercise. As long as the client corporation could stand to lose an accountant or two in the process.

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T-post Tom
06-16-2009, 11:51 AM
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Bwana
06-16-2009, 07:03 PM
The ****ers reproduce faster than you can find and kill the damned things.

It sounds like they need to have a free for all "no limit" on their ass for a year or two, that should do it.

Halfcan
06-16-2009, 07:25 PM
They need to bring in the Motor City Madman-Ted will save the day, with nothing but a loin cloth and a pocket knife.

RJ
06-16-2009, 07:40 PM
When a pig sees me, a set of tongs and my Weber, they run the other way.

I am a pig's worst nightmare.

I am Barbecue Man.