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KCChiefsMan
06-16-2009, 04:20 PM
I'll admit that I participate a bit on yahoo answers. I've seen some pretty stupid questions. Like this one I just saw: she couldn't figure out what the % is from 15 out of 60 so she had to ask yahoo.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Apr7_Eeza_lIF3hKRk1RR3lJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090616141258AA2yvg0

share some stupid or funny questions that you might have came across.

MagicHef
06-16-2009, 05:13 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArjESclKMaLO5cfEeByDfkLpy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090616150529AA6KkSM

KcMizzou
06-16-2009, 05:25 PM
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Thig Lyfe
06-17-2009, 09:26 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At6ssRD5HtsByKE9RgY7yt7ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090125000438AAVRS2F

How do I stop laughing around my dead neighbor's parents?
Okay, so eight months ago my neighbor quit his comfy job at a law firm to pursue what he called his "passion": clowning.

He actually went to clown college and graduated at the top of his class. His wife was angry that he quit his job and actually lived at her sister's house for much of the time he attended, but I guess they reconciled by the end because she was at his graduation ceremony.

Anyway, his first gig was as a temp clown when the circus rolled into town. At dress rehearsal, just as he was about to take a pie to the face (his favorite clown gag), a bear escaped from its pen and mauled him to death.

Oh God... I had to take a break there to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

And therein lies the problem. I see my neighbor's parents frequently, as they are regular guests at the Jamba Juice franchise I own. They are obviously still grieving, though they put on a brave face. And when they walk in, I can't help but bust out laughing. I mean, their son was killed in the most hilarious way possible. He was a lawyer-turned-clown who was mauled to death by a freakin' BEAR, who also ate the cream pie that was about to hit his now-unrecognizable face. COME ON.

They don't know what I'm laughing about, but I fear that they'll figure it out eventually. Any tips on what to do to avoid a devastating faux pas? I don't want to lose a single customer, especially in these tough economic times.

KCChiefsMan
06-17-2009, 11:43 PM
lol at some of the responses my question got: also, I really did have a conversation with a vegan last night and this is basically what she had to say.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlR3lQzQojvHlQjeyrwrAlfsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090617212526AAepSxL

MagicHef
06-18-2009, 12:01 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqforCxa5T1hrZMuSqJWBgnpy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090617215340AAelDsp

MagicHef
06-18-2009, 12:13 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkPdySlJ3n8E5G.WI.vhnbXpy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090617220126AAliAlD

KCChiefsMan
06-18-2009, 01:37 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617233300AAje9lU

greg63
06-18-2009, 02:36 AM
Can anyone tell me what 25% of 60 is???

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 07:46 AM
Some of the sports stuff on there is so awesome. Some of the questions really make you think and expand your knowledge of sports. My favorites include the type where guys ask if people on Yahoo think they can go pro because they hit .350 with 4 doubles in HS freshman baseball.

KcFanInGA
06-23-2009, 01:00 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At6ssRD5HtsByKE9RgY7yt7ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090125000438AAVRS2F

How do I stop laughing around my dead neighbor's parents?
Okay, so eight months ago my neighbor quit his comfy job at a law firm to pursue what he called his "passion": clowning.

He actually went to clown college and graduated at the top of his class. His wife was angry that he quit his job and actually lived at her sister's house for much of the time he attended, but I guess they reconciled by the end because she was at his graduation ceremony.

Anyway, his first gig was as a temp clown when the circus rolled into town. At dress rehearsal, just as he was about to take a pie to the face (his favorite clown gag), a bear escaped from its pen and mauled him to death.

Oh God... I had to take a break there to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

And therein lies the problem. I see my neighbor's parents frequently, as they are regular guests at the Jamba Juice franchise I own. They are obviously still grieving, though they put on a brave face. And when they walk in, I can't help but bust out laughing. I mean, their son was killed in the most hilarious way possible. He was a lawyer-turned-clown who was mauled to death by a freakin' BEAR, who also ate the cream pie that was about to hit his now-unrecognizable face. COME ON.

They don't know what I'm laughing about, but I fear that they'll figure it out eventually. Any tips on what to do to avoid a devastating faux pas? I don't want to lose a single customer, especially in these tough economic times.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks! WTF? ROFL