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Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:06 PM
Give me my casino cash!

I have $106,444 in casino cash for the next person who starts a thread about me! ROFL

Top Contributors to The People for Kyle DeLexus' 2009 n00b of the Year Campaign:

Claythan - $106,444
Ari Chi3fs - $1

I'd like to say thank you to each and every one of my contributors. Together we can make a difference.

-Kyle

Buck
06-16-2009, 04:08 PM
This thread really isn't about Claythan.

Its more about a statement he made.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:13 PM
This thread really isn't about Claythan.

Its more about a statement he made.

But the statement he made is the main topic, which makes it about him.

Count Zarth
06-16-2009, 04:13 PM
Sweet action!

EDIT - wait a second...is this thread really about me?

This appears to be a thread about wanting my casino cash.

Not really about me.

We're going to need a ruling.

EDIT 2.0 - Buck is a wise man.

Ari Chi3fs
06-16-2009, 04:16 PM
I didn't give you that 100k Claythan to spend it frivolously.

Count Zarth
06-16-2009, 04:18 PM
I didn't give you that 100k Claythan to spend it frivolously.

So you're saying it shouldn't necessarily be doled out in return for this lacking thread?

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:19 PM
Sweet action!

EDIT - wait a second...is this thread really about me?

This appears to be a thread about wanting my casino cash.

Not really about me.

We're going to need a ruling.

EDIT 2.0 - Buck is a wise man.

Since you made that statement, the thread is 100% about you.

Ari Chi3fs
06-16-2009, 04:19 PM
I just gave him some casino cash. $1.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:20 PM
So you're saying it shouldn't necessarily be doled out in return for this lacking thread?

I think it is an adequate thread considering what you asked for. You weren't specific and said a thread about you. This is.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:20 PM
I just gave him some casino cash. $1.

Every bit helps. I need it for my 2009 n00b of the Year campaign.

Count Zarth
06-16-2009, 04:24 PM
I think it is an adequate thread considering what you asked for. You weren't specific and said a thread about you. This is.

We're waiting for a ruling.

In the mean time I have to announce that my casino cash is still in limbo. It can belong to anyone...

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:25 PM
We're waiting for a ruling.

Sounds good, I'll accept an official unbiased ruling.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:26 PM
We're waiting for a ruling.

In the mean time I have to announce that my casino cash is still in limbo. It can belong to anyone...

What you talkin bout Claythan?

Buck
06-16-2009, 04:47 PM
Ari, if you loan me $100K casino cash, I'll have $150K casino cash back to you within the hour.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Thats hella good juice.

Baconeater
06-16-2009, 04:58 PM
I think this qualifies as a thread about Claythan.

Count Zarth
06-16-2009, 04:59 PM
We have a ruling.

(god dammit)

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 05:02 PM
We have a ruling.

(god dammit)

Truly a man of your word. Surprised it took so long to create the thread though. Figured someone would have done it already when I did.

Phobia
06-16-2009, 05:03 PM
I didn't give you that 100k Claythan to spend it frivolously.

You gave away some of the money that I worked so hard for? That money was for you and your sick wife to go on a vacation.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 05:05 PM
You gave away some of the money that I worked so hard for? That money was for you and your sick wife to go on a vacation.

The People for Kyle DeLexus are currently looking for campaign supporters...just saying.

Phobia
06-16-2009, 05:08 PM
The People for Kyle DeLexus are currently looking for campaign supporters...just saying.

So far as I can tell, KDL hasn't really earned my support yet. I'll wait for divine guidance.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 05:12 PM
So far as I can tell, KDL hasn't really earned my support yet. I'll wait for divine guidance.

Fair enough. So far, so everyone knows, Claythan is our top contributor.

Claythan - $106444
Ari Chi3fs - $1

Phobia
06-16-2009, 05:21 PM
Technically, Claythan is not a contributor. He paid $106444 for services rendered.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 05:24 PM
Technically, Claythan is not a contributor. He paid $106444 for services rendered.

While that is true. I am giving him the donation receipt. This is a grassroots campaign and we are willing to bribe and post things for votes.

Count Zarth
06-16-2009, 05:25 PM
Technically, Claythan is not a contributor. He paid $106444 for services rendered.

Yeah, basically you're a whore, Kyle. How does it feel?

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 05:27 PM
Yeah, basically you're a whore, Kyle. How does it feel?

I will let you know after the election. It's politics...we are all whores.

kstater
06-16-2009, 06:41 PM
Every bit helps. I need it for my 2009 n00b of the Year campaign.

Hey genious, you joined in 2008.

Kyle DeLexus
06-16-2009, 06:48 PM
Hey genious, you joined in 2008.

ROFL Yes, Yes I sure did. I was also not in the running because I joined too late in the year. I wasn't even an option last year.

Bwana
06-16-2009, 07:08 PM
Way to nut up.

boogblaster
06-16-2009, 09:49 PM
n00b war 4 the title .. u heard it here ..

J Diddy
06-17-2009, 12:11 AM
The People for Kyle DeLexus are currently looking for campaign supporters...just saying.

LOL.

You should tell all your friends this is your goal for the year. See how many friends you have left.

crazycoffey
06-17-2009, 12:13 AM
Every bit helps. I need it for my 2009 n00b of the Year campaign.

you have big shoes to fill

Kyle DeLexus
06-17-2009, 12:14 AM
LOL.

You should tell all your friends this is your goal for the year. See how many friends you have left.

That's a genius idea. They can keep resetting their cash after they hand it over.

Phobia
06-17-2009, 12:18 AM
I'll give you $500,000 if you withdraw from the race for n00b of the year.

crazycoffey
06-17-2009, 12:19 AM
I'll give you $500,000 if you withdraw from the race for n00b of the year.


what are you doing up at this time of night?

Phobia
06-17-2009, 12:21 AM
what are you doing up at this time of night?

Not sleeping. I should turn in soon though.

crazycoffey
06-17-2009, 12:22 AM
Not sleeping. I should turn in soon though.


Me too, me too........

you should gander at the last few posts in the sticky thread about CP costs.

MikeMaslowski
06-17-2009, 12:25 AM
Hmmm.... I seem to remember that there is no n00b of the year. Due to lack of qualified applicants it was switched to n00b of the last 2 years. Giving 08' posters a chance to pull their heads out of their asses. So you have 2 years of dribble, garbage and occasional original thoughts to wade through on your way to "victory". Good luck pal.

Kyle DeLexus
06-17-2009, 12:27 AM
Hmmm.... I seem to remember that there is no n00b of the year. Due to lack of qualified applicants it was switched to n00b of the last 2 years. Giving 08' posters a chance to pull their heads out of their asses. So you have 2 years of dribble, garbage and occasional original thoughts to wade through on your way to "victory". Good luck pal.

n00b of the past 2 years seems like an even more prestigious title.

I'll give you $500,000 if you withdraw from the race for n00b of the year.

I accept since I'm going for n00b of the Past 2 Years now. If the award happens to return to n00b of the Year, I will refund your $500,000.

crazycoffey
06-17-2009, 12:30 AM
n00b of the past 2 years seems like an even more prestigious title.



I accept since I'm going for n00b of the Past 2 Years now. If the award happens to return to n00b of the Year, I will refund your $500,000.


big promise, since you have to have the most casino cash to win AND keep it for 10 years after induction.....

Kyle DeLexus
06-17-2009, 12:32 AM
Nah, the casino cash is just to bribe people to vote for me. This is real politics you know.