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Consistent1
06-17-2009, 11:04 AM
Nobody bees talkin' about Boldin no mo, but this is how we gonna roll.

2009 Pioli Productions. A Matt Cassel Entertainment Exclusive. Picture Me Wit Boldin. featuring LJ and D-Dowe. Producer Dr. Dre. Lyrics Cassell/Shakur. Special Guest Appearances by Snoop Dog, Daz and Kurupt.

Picture me wit BoldinÖ

Yeah -- clear enough for ya? (Is that right?)
(Hahahahaha) Yeah
(Hehehehe) Why ****az look mad? (Is that right?)
Y'all supposed to be happy I'm in KC!
Y'all ****az look like y'all wanted
me to stay in NE, hahah!
Hoe bustaz

Picture me with Boldin in my 500 Benz
I got no love for these Chargers,
there's no need to be friends
They got me under surveillance,
that's what somebody be tellin
Know there's hype bein sold, but
I ain't the one sellin!
Don't want to be another number 7
I got a ****in gang of 14 mil to keep from goin under
The Raiders wanna see me dead -
****az put prices on my head
Now I got two playbooks by me bed, I feed em to my head
Now I'm da starter, how will I live? Will Bill forgive me
for all the dirt a ****a did, to stop McD and the Broncos bid?
One life to live, it's so nice to be positive
when ****az like D-Bowe be at your crib
Mama, I'm still thuggin, the AFC West is a war zone
My homies ainĎt got no ****iní Gonzo, and most of them know he wrong
Full grown, finally a man, just schemin on ways
to put some green inside the palms of my empty hands
Just picture me wit BoldinÖ
Flossin a Benz on rims that isn't stolen
My dreams is SuperBowl, my hopes are golden
I'm like a fiend that finally sees
when all the fake jacks like Waters gone

My nerves is wrecked, heart beatin
and my hands is swollen
thinkin of the sacks I'll be folding, picture me wit BoldinÖ.

Can you see me now? Heheheh
Move to the side a little bit so you
can get a CLEAR picture
Can you see it? Hahah
Picture me with BoldinÖ..
Yeah ****a!
Ay but peep how my ****a LJ do it to you
Guess who's back?


Alright, let's pretend we brought in Boldin and iz writin' this mutha-****in' classic all over again. Who gonna help me out with LJ's verse (Big Syke) and da rest of da tight ass shit in this piece? Let's do dis....

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 11:09 AM
Alright, I started LJ's part...but I am gonna need some help yo....


"I got cases, bitches in all kind of places
Cost a nigga two hundred G's
I'm a street comando, Haley for example
This lavish lifestyle is hard to handle
So I got to floss cause I'm more like a boss playa
Thug, branded to be a women beater
So many playa haters, Chargers steady clangin
Make me wanna start back blockiní"

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:16 AM
:spock:

Detoxing
06-17-2009, 11:16 AM
It would be best if you posted the song. most people on this board won't know the song "picture me Rollin" by tupac. I like the concept, but prepare to get flamed for liking rap.

milkman
06-17-2009, 11:18 AM
It would be best if you posted the song. most people on this board won't know the song "picture me Rollin" by tupac. I like the concept, but prepare to get flamed for liking rap.

That's my que.

Rap sucks.

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 11:21 AM
It would be best if you posted the song. most people on this board won't know the song "picture me Rollin" by tupac. I like the concept, but prepare to get flamed for liking rap.

There are peeps out there that don't listen to Pac every damn day? That's bullshit....the Syke part is just perfect for LJ too.

LaChapelle
06-17-2009, 11:32 AM
See what rap does to the brain.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-17-2009, 11:33 AM
I couldn't name a single Tupac song if you held a gun to my head and I'm proud of that.

FAX
06-17-2009, 11:36 AM
Fascinating. I haven't the foggiest idea what it is, or what it means, or what I'm supposed to do with it, but it's fascinating, nonetheless.

So, good work, Mr. Consistent1. You can count on me to check back with this thread to see your progress. May the Muse Of Strange Rap Parodies continue to caress your pituitary gland with her floppy meat curtains of inspiration.

FAX

milkman
06-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Fascinating. I haven't the foggiest idea what it is, or what it means, or what I'm supposed to do with it, but it's fascinating, nonetheless.

So, good work, Mr. Consistent1. You can count on me to check back with this thread to see your progress. May the Muse Of Strange Rap Parodies continue to caress your pituitary gland with her floppy meat curtains of inspiration.

FAX

ROFL

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 11:51 AM
Fascinating. I haven't the foggiest idea what it is, or what it means, or what I'm supposed to do with it, but it's fascinating, nonetheless.

So, good work, Mr. Consistent1. You can count on me to check back with this thread to see your progress. May the Muse Of Strange Rap Parodies continue to caress your pituitary gland with her floppy meat curtains of inspiration.

FAX

I usually feel a respect for ya bro, don't push me bitch. Boomer is coming to Arrowhead for that preseason game too bitches. The place may not be left standin'....

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Consistent1
06-17-2009, 11:56 AM
That Mr. bullshit don't work on no true thugs either Mr. Bitch......You wanna die by gunfire nigga, or we just gonna get somethin' Arizona may wanna be soldin' ....Picture me Wit Boldin....

milkman
06-17-2009, 12:02 PM
Dumbfuck

wutamess
06-17-2009, 12:09 PM
http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt79/englishmuse/ScarJo_popcorn.gif

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:13 PM
Dear Lord this kid is fucking retarded.

Gonzo
06-17-2009, 12:19 PM
Dear Lord this kid is fucking retarded.

This...


I was thinking it was a Mult but I dunno... Been here a while.

Dude, go hump an aids tree.

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 12:19 PM
You know something Pest, if I was serious about it maybe so. I think the responses to some of the most sarcastic posts are very interesting. Now write a verse bitch.......this kid beez retarded in the positive light kinda way son. Grigsby 8:15:09 Yeah, Boomer is like a god, but that ain't no bible verse bitches. This was just another excuse to bring up the best fullback/special teamer in the whole fucking league...and, oh yeah, I want boldin on the Chiefs too Nigga....

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:23 PM
You know something Pest, if I was serious about it maybe so. I think the responses to some of the most sarcastic posts are very interesting. Now write a verse bitch.......this kid beez retarded in the positive light kinda way son. Grigsby 8:15:09 Yeah, Boomer is like a god, but that ain't no bible verse bitches. This was just another excuse to bring up the best fullback/special teamer in the whole fucking league...and, oh yeah, I want boldin on the Chiefs too ****a....

:spock:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/jackson.jpg

Gonzo
06-17-2009, 12:24 PM
You know something Pest, if I was serious about it maybe so. I think the responses to some of the most sarcastic posts are very interesting. Now write a verse bitch.......this kid beez retarded in the positive light kinda way son. Grigsby 8:15:09 Yeah, Boomer is like a god, but that ain't no bible verse bitches. This was just another excuse to bring up the best fullback/special teamer in the whole fucking league...and, oh yeah, I want boldin on the Chiefs too ****a....

Are your parents aware that the abortion didn't take?

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 12:27 PM
Are you're parents aware that the abortion didn't take?

That's pretty funny bro. You don't happen to live in Kansas do you man? Are you an activist? If so, this is all just a joke. Mods please delete. This guy is going to kill me for surviving my horrible plight.......

Gonzo
06-17-2009, 12:29 PM
That's pretty funny bro. You don't happen to live in Kansas do you man? Are you an activist? If so, this is all just a joke. Mods please delete. This guy is going to kill me for surviving my horrible plight.......

:spock:

I give up.

Dude, seek help. You may want to check out the addiction thread.

Sofa King
06-17-2009, 12:29 PM
You know something Pest, if I was serious about it maybe so. I think the responses to some of the most sarcastic posts are very interesting. Now write a verse bitch.......this kid beez retarded in the positive light kinda way son. Grigsby 8:15:09 Yeah, Boomer is like a god, but that ain't no bible verse bitches. This was just another excuse to bring up the best fullback/special teamer in the whole ****ing league...and, oh yeah, I want boldin on the Chiefs too ****a....

i think you know how to speak correctly... but are refusing to do so.... for who knows what actual reason...

take a look at the 1st two sentences... pretty normal.... after that... not so much.... it turns into borderline retarded....

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 12:32 PM
I was there in a dirty bucket, the floor hadn't been mopped for days, it was inhumane on a level that even Mike Vick could feel. Then all of the sudden Mecca......Aw, you guys don't want to hear this boring story. now somebody write some lyrics. I would love to see Cassel, LJ and Bowe put out a vid to intimidate people into submission. SuperBowl Shuffle....hahahaha.....Pioli would surely trade Waters and 14 7th rounders to Arizona then just to appease them. That my friend is the Patriot way, no collective bargaining excuses....

Gonzo
06-17-2009, 12:35 PM
You live in the "D"?


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Consistent1
06-17-2009, 12:45 PM
You live in the "D"?


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That was tight cuh. Forgot all about that shit. Best 4 minutes of my day so far. I would even pour out some licka for u if you wuz to die. Props. The hood I live in, it's fo real. Ask Hootie how tough Normal is man. I won't even go up to the Pub II because that fool is so crazy and he be claimin' to be there so much. Crazy shit, but heard he be gonez at this time. Riots may break out, hell, he may make ME fuck some skanky ex of his. This is STD turf son. Look up the stats for Illinois State bro, it's real. At least Boomer made it out alive. Fo real.

Micjones
06-17-2009, 12:51 PM
That's my que.

Rap sucks.

So does your vocabulary.
It's "cue".
:D

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 02:21 PM
Bump for those that can rhyme tight....can you picture this?

Mr. Wizard
06-17-2009, 03:42 PM
They see me mowiní
My front lawn
I know theyíre all thinking Iím so white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Canít you see Iím white and nerdy?
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think Iím too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, Iím a champion at D&D
MC Escher - thatís my favorite MC
Keep your 40, Iíll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
Youíll find that theyíre quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkingís in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begginí for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ainít got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Iím a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves youíre gonna stay amazed
My fingersí moviní so fast Iíll set the place ablaze
Thereís no killer app I havenít run
At Pascal, well Iím number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ainít got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
Iíll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Iím fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think Iím white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Canít you see Iím white and nerdy
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy
Iíd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although itís apparent Iím too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy
Howíd I get so white and nerdy

Iíve been browsiní, inspectiní
X-Men comics, you know I collect Ďem
The pens in my pocket, I must protect Ďem
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for Ďem all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were haviní a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettiní freaky
Iím nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strolliní
They laughiní
And rolliní their eyes Ďcause Iím so white and nerdy
Just because Iím white and nerdy
Just because Iím white and nerdy
All because Iím white and nerdy
Holy cow, Iím white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, itís obvious Iím white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy

Consistent1
06-17-2009, 04:15 PM
They see me mowiní
My front lawn
I know theyíre all thinking Iím so white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Canít you see Iím white and nerdy?
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think Iím too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, Iím a champion at D&D
MC Escher - thatís my favorite MC
Keep your 40, Iíll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
Youíll find that theyíre quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkingís in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begginí for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ainít got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Iím a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves youíre gonna stay amazed
My fingersí moviní so fast Iíll set the place ablaze
Thereís no killer app I havenít run
At Pascal, well Iím number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ainít got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
Iíll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Iím fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think Iím white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Canít you see Iím white and nerdy
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy
Iíd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although itís apparent Iím too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy
Howíd I get so white and nerdy

Iíve been browsiní, inspectiní
X-Men comics, you know I collect Ďem
The pens in my pocket, I must protect Ďem
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for Ďem all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were haviní a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettiní freaky
Iím nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strolliní
They laughiní
And rolliní their eyes Ďcause Iím so white and nerdy
Just because Iím white and nerdy
Just because Iím white and nerdy
All because Iím white and nerdy
Holy cow, Iím white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, itís obvious Iím white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Think Iím just too white and nerdy
Iím just too white and nerdy
Look at me, Iím white and nerdy

What's that white dude from the "D" got on you playa? Rollin' tight brah...

Chaunceythe3rd
06-17-2009, 11:11 PM
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas...............


Ah, yes, now I understand. I never understood why the rappers didn't just speak english so we could all understand their important message. Perhaps if they had, they would have been able to get good jobs instead of being dead.

Psyko Tek
06-17-2009, 11:36 PM
Dear Lord this kid is fucking retarded.

yeah but he's our retard
sort of a younger gochiefs

Ari Chi3fs
06-17-2009, 11:55 PM
Could you do

Playin' Wii Bowlin'? instead?

http://theangryengraver.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wii-bowling.jpg

KCChiefsMan
06-18-2009, 12:22 AM
OTHER RAPPERS DISS ME
THEY SAY MY RYHMES ARE SISSY

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHY? WHY?
be more constructive with your feedback

booger
06-18-2009, 03:38 AM
gotta be drugs


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MahiMike
06-18-2009, 06:22 AM
Repeat after me - Rap is CRAP!

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 06:38 AM
Could you do

Playin' Wii Bowlin'? instead?

http://theangryengraver.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wii-bowling.jpg

Cassel, LJ and Bowe don't got the time to play kids games like that. Like the rhyme points out they "grown" men that is on a mission. Preppin' to outgun that punk Rivers. That is why we need to cough up some picks and grab and sign Boldin. Brady's 50 TD passes couldn't hold that down.

wild1
06-18-2009, 06:49 AM
dey see him composin'

dey hatin'

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 08:17 AM
LJís Message for Da 09

Oh yeah, itís 2009 bitchesÖ.
Ya know Iím back to playin nice.
Remember 17 large,
Fools, it happened twice.
Best runner in the NFL,
AP and all dem ainít this swell.

Ainít no more Peterson,
14 losses is on him, Herm and Gun
Now da crazy white boy Haley,
Fools even go to hearings thinkiní not to pay me.
All I get is what I deserve,
Find another brother with this swerve.

Judge try to tell me I canít be seein the P ní L,
Head down to Miami Beach,
That fool can go to hell.

Leadiní the league in rushin,
Then all the hoes be gushin.
Ya know what I mean playa,
Wet between the legs,
Even roll up yards behind these dregs.

Fans say I donít like to block,
Fools just suck dis cock.
People say Iím lazy,
Kill that noise nigga,
Or Iíll just go hang with Jay-Z.

Donít mean to brag,
But 1500 gonna be in the bag.
Even go off and catch the passes,
Knockiní DBís on they asses.

Let me address the bitches,
Slap the little hoes and they turn into snitches.
Try to drag me throw the mud,
Attempt to juice me gonna be straight dud.

Writers wanna talk about Cassel,
Just give the rock bro, and donít be a hassle.
He be aight,
But under 5 yards per and,
We gonna fight.

Gonzo
06-18-2009, 08:24 AM
http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/not_this_shit_again.jpg

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 08:27 AM
C'mon Gonzo, that shit is soooo funny right there that I should have just started a new thread.

Gonzo
06-18-2009, 08:40 AM
C'mon Gonzo, that shit is soooo funny right there that I should have just started a new thread.

I'd rather eat egg noodles from a colostomy bag...