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Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:17 AM
Any tips?

We've been there once before but only went for two days. We're going for 4 days this time. Any tips or hints.....

Great places to eat?

Buck
06-17-2009, 11:20 AM
BJ on the Tea-Cups...yeah!

wutamess
06-17-2009, 11:20 AM
Tip: Go somewhere besides Disneyland for your honeymoon if you've already been maybe? :shrug:

Thank me later.

Mr. Plow
06-17-2009, 11:20 AM
The Princess is a freak in the sack.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:23 AM
Tip: Go somewhere besides Disneyland for your honeymoon if you've already been maybe? :shrug:

Thank me later.

Considering that we were working with a smaller budget...and a short amount of time......Disneyland is our best bet.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:23 AM
The Princess is a freak in the sack.

WHICH ONE GAT DAMIT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mr. Plow
06-17-2009, 11:25 AM
WHICH ONE GAT DAMIT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!


All of them. Damn though, that's at DisneyWORLD. Shoot. Oh well, I hear Captain Jack will give you a ride on his boat.

DeezNutz
06-17-2009, 11:25 AM
Hmm...

You're in NoCal. Why not take an extended weekend in SF?

MarK Hopkins. Take a day trip up to Point Reyes. Great food. Great scenery. More relaxing. Also, hotel rates are cheap, cheap right now.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:26 AM
Hmm...

You're in NoCal. Why not take an extended weekend in SF?

MarK Hopkins. Take a day trip up to Point Reyes. Great food. Great scenery. More relaxing. Also, hotel rates are cheap, cheap right now.

Because we can pretty much go to SF anytime we want. It's only a 30 minute drive. Plus it's not like we're going to JUST be at Disneyland the entire time. The wife wants to go to Seaworld.....the beach. Plus her parents live down there.

Not only that but for 2 days at the end....I'll be at a conference for work.

Rooster
06-17-2009, 11:29 AM
Considering that we were working with a smaller budget...and a short amount of time......Disneyland is our best bet.

Disneyland?? :spock: I think I would stay home and save up for a year and do something else. That's just me though.

milkman
06-17-2009, 11:30 AM
Because we can pretty much go to SF anytime we want. It's only a 30 minute drive. Plus it's not like we're going to JUST be at Disneyland the entire time. The wife wants to go to Seaworld.....the beach. Plus her parents live down there.

Not only that but for 2 days at the end....I'll be at a conference for work.

So you just got married and your new wife is already wanting to run home to mother?

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:30 AM
Fuckers....did I say bitch about where I was going? :D:cuss:

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:31 AM
So you just got married and your new wife is already wanting to run home to mother?

Not married yet.....July 5th.

Katipan
06-17-2009, 11:32 AM
Tell them the wife is autistic so you can skip to the front of every line.

wutamess
06-17-2009, 11:33 AM
Considering that we were working with a smaller budget...and a short amount of time......Disneyland is our best bet.

Actually, cruises are cheap as all get out. I'm willing to bet you could've booked a cruise for a fraction of the cost.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:34 AM
Actually, cruises are cheap as all get out. I'm willing to bet you could've booked a cruise for a fraction of the cost.

Checked on the dates.....and the only cruise was for Mexico...which would have been fun but my girl is in the Air Force. And they're saying no to trips to Mexico.

DeezNutz
06-17-2009, 11:35 AM
Because we can pretty much go to SF anytime we want. It's only a 30 minute drive. Plus it's not like we're going to JUST be at Disneyland the entire time. The wife wants to go to Seaworld.....the beach. Plus her parents live down there.

Not only that but for 2 days at the end....I'll be at a conference for work.

Right on.

Squeeze the girls bunny's ass for me. She's hot.

wutamess
06-17-2009, 11:36 AM
Checked on the dates.....and the only cruise was for Mexico...which would have been fun but my girl is in the Air Force. And they're saying no to trips to Mexico.

Caribbean cruises? are cheap as hell too.
A short 3 day cruise (for 2) we're going on in Oct will be $800 That's flight included.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-17-2009, 11:37 AM
Any tips?



Don't get married.

88TG88
06-17-2009, 11:38 AM
Newport beach is in the OC. Check out all the fancy stuff they have there.

The only other things they have there is the clubs. But, you're not gonna be doing any of that.

penguinz
06-17-2009, 11:38 AM
Are you 12?

Silock
06-17-2009, 11:38 AM
4 days at DisneyLAND? Waste of time.

4 days at DisneyWORLD = win

Donger
06-17-2009, 11:39 AM
Disneyland is one of the most disturbing places I've ever visited. And I've been around.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Are you 12?

Who asks this fucking question anymore? Really?

:spock:

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:40 AM
Newport beach is in the OC. Check out all the fancy stuff they have there.

The only other things they have there is the clubs. But, you're not gonna be doing any of that.

I went there 2 years ago. Holy shit...I've never seen so many hot chicks running around.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 11:41 AM
Caribbean cruises? are cheap as hell too.
A short 3 day cruise (for 2) we're going on in Oct will be $800 That's flight included.

We looked into those...but the dates weren't what we were looking for. Taking time off between the two of us is a pain in the ass.

wutamess
06-17-2009, 11:43 AM
We looked into those...but the dates weren't what we were looking for. Taking time off between the two of us is a pain in the ass.

It's a honeymoon not a chore. If that's the case, when will you have time for the marriage? Oh well, have fun looking at Goofy, Mickey, Winnie and the gang. That sure sounds like fun.

Long Duk Dong
06-17-2009, 11:45 AM
Definitely go eat at the Blue Bayou for dinner. Very cool atmosphere and food is really good.

Assuming you get into the park right when it opens, make a bee-line to the Blue Bayou to put down your reservations right away for dinner. It fills up super fast.

For lunch, Pizza Port is good place.

If you want to have a fun breakfast, check out Goofys kitchen at the Disneyland hotel...little pricey, but fun.

I'll think of some more places as well and post ASAP.

penguinz
06-17-2009, 11:48 AM
Who asks this ****ing question anymore? Really?

:spock:What kind of adult spends their honeymoon with Mickey and Minnie Mouse?

DeezNutz
06-17-2009, 11:51 AM
Disneyland is one of the most disturbing places I've ever visited. And I've been around.

Where have you been around? Or whom?

Mr. Plow
06-17-2009, 11:52 AM
Disneyland/world is fun regardless of the age.

Donger
06-17-2009, 11:53 AM
Where have you been around? Or whom?

All over the world.

DeezNutz
06-17-2009, 11:54 AM
All over the world.

What is?

cookster50
06-17-2009, 12:00 PM
****ers....did I say bitch about where I was going? :D:cuss:

You expected something different? BTW, don't take love making advice from Clayton.

RJ
06-17-2009, 12:03 PM
Don't be fucking Goofy on your honeymoon.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:10 PM
What kind of adult spends their honeymoon with Mickey and Minnie Mouse?

This fucking adult.

Deal with it bitch.

Donger
06-17-2009, 12:24 PM
Here's a hint: do not squeeze Princess Jasmine's ass while getting a picture taken with her. Not even a playful squeeze.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:24 PM
Here's a hint: do not squeeze Princess Jasmine's ass while getting a picture taken with her. Not even a playful squeeze.

Doesn't like it huh?

I was thinking about asking Snow White about a threesome.

The Rick
06-17-2009, 12:28 PM
Buzz Lightyear is a pansy. He copped a feel on my wife while we were taking a picture with him a few years back.

If you see him, tell him I haven't forgotten what he did and that he's lucky my daughter was there when he did it or else he would have been in for a world of hurt.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Buzz Lightyear is a pansy. He copped a feel on my wife while we were taking a picture with him a few years back.

If you see him, tell him I haven't forgotten what he did and that he's lucky my daughter was there when he did it or else he would have been in for a world of hurt.

You want me to tell him that "The Rick" is still pissed?

The Rick
06-17-2009, 12:31 PM
You want me to tell him that "The Rick" is still pissed?
Yep.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:31 PM
Yep.

You got it. Where was he at when the molestation occured?

The Rick
06-17-2009, 12:32 PM
You got it. Where was he at when the molestation occured?
Disney World in Orlando. Near the ride bearing his name.

Pestilence
06-17-2009, 12:33 PM
Disney World in Orlando. Near the ride bearing his name.

Dude.....read the the thread. DisneyLAND.

The Rick
06-17-2009, 12:40 PM
Dude.....read the the thread. DisneyLAND.
Is it not THE same Buzz Lightyear? You know, the "to infinity and beyond" guy? Sounds a lot like that guy from that Home Improvement show?

bogey
06-17-2009, 12:41 PM
Disneyland?? :spock: I think I would stay home and save up for a year and do something else. That's just me though.

You ever been to Disneyland?

Mr. Plow
06-17-2009, 12:44 PM
Buzz Lightyear is a pansy. He copped a feel on my wife while we were taking a picture with him a few years back.

If you see him, tell him I haven't forgotten what he did and that he's lucky my daughter was there when he did it or else he would have been in for a world of hurt.


I couldn't resist. Your wife was lookin' good.

tooge
06-17-2009, 01:55 PM
Because we can pretty much go to SF anytime we want. It's only a 30 minute drive. Plus it's not like we're going to JUST be at Disneyland the entire time. The wife wants to go to Seaworld.....the beach. Plus her parents live down there.

Not only that but for 2 days at the end....I'll be at a conference for work.

Ok then, bj at the beach!

Silock
06-17-2009, 02:05 PM
You ever been to Disneyland?

Disney World > Disneyland by a MILE.

Sure-Oz
06-17-2009, 03:13 PM
Disneyland?? :spock: I think I would stay home and save up for a year and do something else. That's just me though.

This...

Demonpenz
06-17-2009, 04:10 PM
I took my girlfriend last year she loved it, she is twelve though

Mr. Flopnuts
06-17-2009, 04:11 PM
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Mr. Flopnuts
06-17-2009, 04:12 PM
I took my girlfriend last year she loved it, she is twelve though

You know what's great about 12 year old girlfriends? Their little hands make your dick look bigger.

Demonpenz
06-17-2009, 04:14 PM
You know what's great about 12 year old girlfriends? Their little hands make your dick look bigger.

their tears make good lube

Frazod
06-17-2009, 04:16 PM
Seems like there'd be better stuff to do in the LA area than spend four days at a friggin amusement park. :spock: