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Buck
06-17-2009, 04:56 PM
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=68837

Leaf apprehended at U.S.-Canada border
Brent Schrotenboer
Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Former Chargers quarterback Ryan Leaf was arrested Wednesday at the Canadian border in Blaine, Wash., on a warrant that has been out for his arrest since May 20.

Leaf, 33, was heading south into the United States from Canada, where he was identified by customs officers, said Mike Milne, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman. Milne said Leaf was cooperative and it was a routine arrest.

Leaf faces drug and burglary charges in Texas stemming from his use of prescription painkiller medication. A grand jury there issued nine indictments against him in the case, and the investigation remains open.

James Farren, the district attorney for Randall County, Texas, said earlier this week if Leaf didn't turn himself in by Thursday morning, he would seek more aggressive measures to bring him back from British Columbia, where Leaf had completed a drug rehab program.

Leaf was to face a fugitive hearing in Whatcom County, Wash., on Wednesday afternoon.

Leaf played college football at Washington State before being selected by the Chargers with the No. 2 overall pick in the 1998 NFL draft.

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He is a Fugitive, and was in Canada, and he decided to come back to the US.

What a moran.

Mojo Jojo
06-17-2009, 04:58 PM
Ryan should be happy that someone could identify him...even if it was for a warrant.

Ari Chi3fs
06-17-2009, 04:59 PM
They were about to "Dragnet" the Vancouver area, looking for his ass.

KCtotheSB
06-17-2009, 04:59 PM
I had to double take when reading the article earlier. He was IN Canada and came BACK to the U.S

Far be it from me to give lectures on how to evade capture, but wouldn't you want to do the OPPOSITE?!

Hard to believe that this retard was supposed to be "neck and neck" with Peyton Manning coming out of college.

Bowser
06-17-2009, 04:59 PM
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

Der Flöprer
06-17-2009, 04:59 PM
1 of 15 for -4 yards equals "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. JUST LAY OFF."

sedated
06-17-2009, 04:59 PM
He's still only 33? If he was a decent QB, he'd be in his prime.

Bwana
06-17-2009, 05:03 PM
Moran??

Frazod
06-17-2009, 05:04 PM
Hey BK, that Leaf jersey hanging in your closet must be worth a fortune now. LMAO

keg in kc
06-17-2009, 05:05 PM
You're saying you think he's as hot as josie moran?

NTTAWWT

Buck
06-17-2009, 05:06 PM
Moran??

http://paulconnors.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/get-a-brain-morans.jpg

Stewie
06-17-2009, 05:07 PM
When I read the headline I thought he was trying to get OUT of the US.

Buck
06-17-2009, 05:07 PM
Hey BK, that Leaf jersey hanging in your closet must be worth a fortune now. LMAO

I sold my Leaf Jersey back in 2000...

Best $50 loss I ever took.

Bwana
06-17-2009, 05:08 PM
http://paulconnors.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/get-a-brain-morans.jpg

Awww, ChiefsPlanet style.

Der Flöprer
06-17-2009, 05:11 PM
He probably didn't have his WA state enhanced drivers license. That'll fuck you ever'time.

milkman
06-17-2009, 05:17 PM
His agent said that he's be turning himself in, so guessing that he was headed back into the US to turn himself in.

Bwana
06-17-2009, 05:20 PM
His agent said that he's be turning himself in, so guessing that he was headed back into the US to turn himself in.

Why the hell would this butt nugget still have an agent?

jAZ
06-17-2009, 05:25 PM
He is a Fugitive, and was in Canada, and he decided to come back to the US.

What a moran.

Isn't it sorta idiotic to assume we don't have an extredition agreement with Canada? Seems pretty reasonable to return if you know they know where you are and will just have you extredicted and returned to face your charges.

Credit to him if he's trying to get his act together.

CoMoChief
06-17-2009, 06:02 PM
Jesus Christ. That is so fucking dumb I'm just sitting here at my work desk speechless.

crazycoffey
06-17-2009, 06:17 PM
I had to double take when reading the article earlier. He was IN Canada and came BACK to the U.S

Far be it from me to give lectures on how to evade capture, but wouldn't you want to do the OPPOSITE?!

Hard to believe that this retard was supposed to be "neck and neck" with Peyton Manning coming out of college.


how many times I gotta tell you, change that darn avitar, I keep thinking I posted something


:p

milkman
06-17-2009, 06:20 PM
Jesus Christ. That is so ****ing dumb I'm just sitting here at my work desk speechless.

And I have no doubt that anyone who sits nearby is extremely appreative of that.

milkman
06-17-2009, 06:22 PM
Why the hell would this butt nugget still have an agent?

Until this incident, which involves a player on the team, he was a college asst. coach, so I would assume he negotiated any contract he had with the school.

wild1
06-17-2009, 06:29 PM
He may not have been trying to evade capture. He could have just been in Canada for whatever reason and not known he had a warrant, then he came back to the border and they ran his passport, it comes back with a warrant, and they arrest him.

Or, it says he was recognized (maybe the only place in the world where he would still get recognized...), maybe they knew of his legal issues and he was just unlucky.

CoMoChief
06-17-2009, 06:37 PM
He may not have been trying to evade capture. He could have just been in Canada for whatever reason and not known he had a warrant, then he came back to the border and they ran his passport, it comes back with a warrant, and they arrest him.

Or, it says he was recognized (maybe the only place in the world where he would still get recognized...), maybe they knew of his legal issues and he was just unlucky.

Not known he had a warrant?!?!? He was ordered to turn himself in.....gave him a deadline and said they would issue one to him if he didn't show.

Pretty sure he knew about it.

CoMoChief
06-17-2009, 06:38 PM
And I have no doubt that anyone who sits nearby is extremely appreative of that.

go hang yourself.

milkman
06-17-2009, 06:42 PM
go hang yourself.

Not to brag, but my wife says I'm already hung.

The Bronco Rob
06-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Bong Morris = Moran

Tamarick Vanover = Moran

Larry "Ike Turner" Johnson = Moran




:D

CoMoChief
06-17-2009, 06:47 PM
Not to brag, but my wife says I'm already hung.

Congrats, I bet it feels good to admit that on the internet to a bunch of dudes. I bet your cavewoman wife is happy.

milkman
06-17-2009, 06:50 PM
Congrats, I bet it feels good to admit that on the internet to a bunch of dudes. I bet your cavewoman wife is happy.

Jesus buddy, relax.

Take a deep breath.

You are wound too tight.

JASONSAUTO
06-17-2009, 07:01 PM
Not to brag, but my wife says I'm already hung.

ROFL

chiefs1111
06-17-2009, 07:03 PM
Ryan Leaf just isn't too bright is he

kcfanXIII
06-17-2009, 07:09 PM
http://paulconnors.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/get-a-brain-morans.jpg


oh, and he is wearing a cards t shirt, thats priceless. and, ummm, as for the thread title, water = wet.