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El Jefe
06-17-2009, 06:51 PM
So I'm uhh taking care of business, and my sister who I doesn't even live here rounds the corner and catches me in the act (solo mission). Luckily the room was dark so I don't think she saw too much, but it's not to hard to know what I was doing. It's kind of funny, but at the same time not at all.

Buck
06-17-2009, 06:52 PM
You know w/ most of my friends having a story like this, its amazing that I've never knowingly been caught.

Katipan
06-17-2009, 06:52 PM
So I'm uhh taking care of business, and my sister who I doesn't even live here rounds the corner and catches me in the act (solo mission). Luckily the room was dark so I don't think she saw too much, but it's not to hard to know what I was doing. It's kind of funny, but at the same time not at all.

I hate when I get caught vaccuming too.

Huffman83
06-17-2009, 06:53 PM
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KU_qLvOMe_s/SZb7N3Yi8XI/AAAAAAAAAas/d4B83yxkYfo/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg

88TG88
06-17-2009, 06:54 PM
Did you stop or keep going ?

The Bronco Rob
06-17-2009, 06:54 PM
That's almost as embarrassing as going 6-26 in the NFL in '07 & '08.



:)

Katipan
06-17-2009, 06:55 PM
I think it's only fair that you stalk her until you catch her doing it.

Gonzo
06-17-2009, 07:01 PM
Imagine what Hootie woulda said...

"hey, give me a hand with this"

or

"hey, pee on my leg whilst I finish up!"
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El Jefe
06-17-2009, 07:07 PM
Did you stop or keep going ?

I succesfully minimized the screen and grabbed my shorts with my "off" hand. No I did not keep going though, I waited till she left.

El Jefe
06-17-2009, 07:08 PM
You know w/ most of my friends having a story like this, its amazing that I've never knowingly been caught.

I guess I wasn't on my stealth game today LMAO.

Scorp
06-17-2009, 07:23 PM
..
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3256/worthlesswopics.gif

kstater
06-17-2009, 07:32 PM
What, are you 12?

kstater
06-17-2009, 07:33 PM
And I hate to break it, but jerkin' your gerkin isn't doing the deed.

LaChapelle
06-17-2009, 07:33 PM
Great! You can come tell my daughter why fluffy is stiff and cold.

Count Alex's Losses
06-17-2009, 07:34 PM
I am masturbation ninja.

RJ
06-17-2009, 07:38 PM
If every Planeteer started a thread about it every time they got jerking off, this board would be filled with nothing but jerk off threads.

Which wouldn't really be any different at all.

Carry on.

Katipan
06-17-2009, 07:41 PM
Great! You can come tell my daughter why fluffy is stiff and cold.

wtf

BigMeatballDave
06-17-2009, 07:54 PM
I'm 38 and I've never been caught. Well, once like 10 yrs ago when I was with my sons mom. I was lying next to her and I wanted some, but she wouldn't wake up, so I shot it on her ass...

Frazod
06-17-2009, 07:56 PM
I am masturbation ninja.

Yes, I'll bet. LMAO

sodcat
06-17-2009, 07:59 PM
thank you for sharing that with us??????????

Frazod
06-17-2009, 08:00 PM
Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?

irishjayhawk
06-17-2009, 08:05 PM
And I hate to break it, but jerkin' your gerkin isn't doing the deed.

Deed isn't specific. ;)

El Jefe
06-17-2009, 08:21 PM
thank you for sharing that with us??????????

Anytime :)

Detoxing
06-17-2009, 08:28 PM
And I hate to break it, but jerkin' your gerkin isn't doing the deed.

Not according to Claythan

Bowser
06-17-2009, 08:39 PM
Did you stop or keep going ?

Red Rocket! RED ROCKET!!

el borracho
06-17-2009, 08:40 PM
There was a Glamour magazine...

Jamie
06-17-2009, 08:44 PM
Has anyone else seen that video where the girl is masturbating on webcam and the guy walks in on her, and she screams and throws her dildo at him?

Edit: I found it. (http://video.xnxx.com/video9949/hot_teen_girl_caught_masturbating_on_webcam)

Der Flöprer
06-17-2009, 08:46 PM
Has anyone else seen that video where the girl is masturbating on webcam and the guy walks in on her, and she screams and throws her dildo at him?

LMAO No. But rep to the 1st person that links it.

damaticous
06-17-2009, 09:55 PM
There was a Glamour magazine...

Ok George. :)

Ari Chi3fs
06-17-2009, 09:55 PM
Doesn't anybody ****ing knock anymore?

Look at her "frowny" face. LMAO.

wild1
06-17-2009, 10:14 PM
:eek:

Frazod
06-17-2009, 10:30 PM
Look at her "frowny" face. LMAO.

I think I found my new avatar. :D

wild1
06-17-2009, 10:57 PM
i would rather it were an animated gif of the pool scene.

if i have my old movies straight.

Frazod
06-17-2009, 10:59 PM
i would rather it were an animated gif of the pool scene.

if i have my old movies straight.

Yes, you do.

:drool:

DJ's left nut
06-17-2009, 11:56 PM
Deed isn't specific. ;)

"the" deed is.

OPs sister caught him flogging the dolphin, that's it.

|Zach|
06-17-2009, 11:57 PM
Thread title does not much story given.

TinyEvel
06-18-2009, 03:48 AM
One morning when I was 14, my alarm went off (clock radio) and I had the morning wood... so I decided to take care of it right there before doing anything else.

I was laying in bed, furiously shaking hands with the Squid King (with the covers completely off and everything) and my mom walks in to yell me out of bed (she thought I was sleeping through my alarm)

I immediately launched into a sideways fetal position, but it was too late.

She simply turned away and yelled, "Stop playing with that thing, and get out of bed and get ready for school!"

I remember the exact moment of the exact song that was on the clock radio too (A-E-I-O-U sometimes Y by EBN OZN)

ROFL

LaChapelle
06-18-2009, 05:54 AM
You might be a redneck if. Your sister walks in on you masterbating, and you double your spray distance record.

Kerberos
06-18-2009, 07:23 AM
I'm 38 and I've never been caught. Well, once like 10 yrs ago when I was with my sons mom. I was lying next to her and I wanted some, but she wouldn't wake up, so I shot it on her ass...

I used to do that with my last live in girlfriend. She pretty much gave me butt when I wanted it but on the off occasion I was really horny and she wouldn't wake up.... I would shoot a wad on her ass and it's really funny how fast they wake up when you do that.

:D

She used to call it rude, disgusting and perverted.... and it turned her on secretly.

BTW My dad caught me when I was like 11 or 12 IIRC? He didn't say anything he just shook his head and walked off.

Scaga
06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
This thread has lost it's burs.......:doh!: nevermind

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 07:40 AM
You might be a redneck if. Your sister walks in on you masterbating, and you double your spray distance record.

Or, just maybe, your sister is just fucking hotttt! It ain't just a redneck thing.

ChiTown
06-18-2009, 08:33 AM
There ARE times, when too much information is being shared on this board. THIS just might be one of them.

King_Chief_Fan
06-18-2009, 08:40 AM
There ARE times, when too much information is being shared on this board. THIS just might be one of them.

I am constantly amazed at the level of dumbasery that is posted on this board....I have a date, I took a shit, I got caught jerking off....People here have some serious issues. How starved for attention can they possibly be?

Kyle DeLexus
06-18-2009, 09:17 AM
I am constantly amazed at the level of dumbasery that is posted on this board....I have a date, I took a shit, I got caught jerking off....People here have some serious issues. How starved for attention can they possibly be?

Well some people don't have twitter

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-18-2009, 09:37 AM
I am constantly amazed at the level of dumbasery that is posted on this board....I have a date, I took a shit, I got caught jerking off....People here have some serious issues. How starved for attention can they possibly be?

It's time for the "I got caught jerking off while taking a shit on my date" thread.

Gonzo
06-18-2009, 09:47 AM
It's time for the "I got caught jerking off while taking a shit on my date" thread.

Link?

Consistent1
06-18-2009, 09:51 AM
Link?

You going to change your Pee-Wee thing to say "Scat, Scat, Scat"?

Frazod
06-18-2009, 09:55 AM
It's time for the "I got caught jerking off while taking a shit on my date" thread.

Sounds like a good story for one of those "Wanna Get Away?" commercials.

Somebody call Southwest Airlines. :D

Pioli Zombie
06-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Once when I was 14 and my sister was 20 I caught HER. Wow. That was covered quite extensively in sessions 20 thru 30.
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JD10367
06-18-2009, 10:13 AM
I got caught once, while sniffing women's panties.

Man, they kicked me out of that Wal-Mart IMMEDIATELY. "Cleanup in Aisle Five!"

Katipan
06-18-2009, 10:15 AM
Who smells new panties anyways???

Iowanian
06-18-2009, 10:17 AM
wait until she finds out that you'd made your fifi out of her silk nightgown.....

Scaga
06-18-2009, 10:26 AM
Who smells new panties anyways???

They weren't new....they were being worn by customers :D

Kerberos
06-18-2009, 10:33 AM
Once when I was 14 and my sister was 20 I caught HER. Wow. That was covered quite extensively in sessions 20 thru 30.
Posted via Mobile Device

What was she using ?

Was she just using her hand to double click her mouse or was she using some HUGE anal intruder type device to simulate driving the ole skinbus into tuna town?

Gonzo
06-18-2009, 10:57 AM
Once when I was 14 and my sister was 20 I caught HER. Wow. That was covered quite extensively in sessions 20 thru 30.
Posted via Mobile Device

Shit....

It was only a temp ban huh?

Jilly
06-18-2009, 11:25 AM
Did you stop or keep going ?

This would be the question right here....this and don't you have a door to your room?

Jilly
06-18-2009, 11:25 AM
Shit....

It was only a temp ban huh?

PZ was banned??

JD10367
06-18-2009, 12:30 PM
Who smells new panties anyways???

I was just making a joke, I never got thrown out of Wal-Mart. Like other guys, of COURSE I prefer to sniff used ones. :)

My horribly perverted uncle (RIP) had a recipe he always wanted to try out. "Panty Stew". A cut-up potato, a carrot, an onion, some chicken broth, and the cut-out crotch parts of about 100 used pairs of panties. :D

Dicky McElephant
06-18-2009, 12:32 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/l_7b564a82248233df5ef7c42433dcb846.jpg

Simply Red
06-18-2009, 12:42 PM
'Afternoon Delight!'

-boog out

Simply Red
06-18-2009, 12:44 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2a79cud.jpg

Micjones
06-18-2009, 02:11 PM
All parties pretending that nothing happened is the best policy.

El Jefe
06-18-2009, 02:14 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/l_7b564a82248233df5ef7c42433dcb846.jpg

That is freakin hilarious.

Halfcan
06-18-2009, 03:42 PM
So you got caught spanking your monkey, but were not embarrassed enough by the trauma caused to your sister, to post it on the net-classic.

gblowfish
06-18-2009, 03:58 PM
http://www.funny-games.biz/spank-monkey.html

JD10367
06-18-2009, 04:22 PM
So... what's she look like?

manchambo
06-18-2009, 04:39 PM
I want to know what you were looking at on the internet.

If it was just some good old fashioned porn, I think you're OK. I don't know if you'll be able to live with yourself if your sister caught you looking at tranny porn or some kind of weird BDSM stuff.

Pioli Zombie
06-18-2009, 07:57 PM
PZ was banned??

I guess I swore. Imagine, on CP somebody swearing.
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El Jefe
06-18-2009, 08:30 PM
I want to know what you were looking at on the internet.

If it was just some good old fashioned porn, I think you're OK. I don't know if you'll be able to live with yourself if your sister caught you looking at tranny porn or some kind of weird BDSM stuff.

It twas the regular stuff, no freaky deaky dutch for me.

El Jefe
06-18-2009, 08:31 PM
So... what's she look like?

I plead the 5th.

El Jefe
06-18-2009, 08:32 PM
So you got caught spanking your monkey, but were not embarrassed enough by the trauma caused to your sister, to post it on the net-classic.

Honestly after the initial "Oh great" reaction, I kind of giggled, because it is what it is, can't take it back.

Rausch
06-18-2009, 08:48 PM
I was just making a joke, I never got thrown out of Wal-Mart. Like other guys, of COURSE I prefer to sniff used ones. :)

My horribly perverted uncle (RIP) had a recipe he always wanted to try out. "Panty Stew". A cut-up potato, a carrot, an onion, some chicken broth, and the cut-out crotch parts of about 100 used pairs of panties. :D

What....the.....fuck....

manchambo
06-18-2009, 10:01 PM
It twas the regular stuff, no freaky deaky dutch for me.

That's good. When my sister caught me looking at tranny porn, I eventually had to bone her to prove I'm not gay.

And brother, that almost caused more problems than it solved.