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Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 02:02 PM
Ok ... I'm taking part in a new dynasty league and I need help with a creative and funny team name.

I'm not looking for anything like Amish Pornstars or stuff like that... something creative. One of the names that my buddy has is the Bastard Sons of Jabba the Hut... I like that, very funny to me. One of my personal favorites is the Cannibalistic SeaMonkeys. Again, a bit outside the norm of what you typically see.

I've been trying to think of something for a while now and I can't come up with anything that is worth a damn.

Anyone have suggestions?

Buehler445
06-19-2009, 02:05 PM
Die Donko Bitches!!! ?

That's what I'd go with. In fact, it's kinda my life motto.
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seclark
06-19-2009, 02:07 PM
ruptured testicles
i had a bad experience in the kitchen last night. got up from bed and walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. either the wife or the daughter left the cabinet door under the sink open.
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Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:08 PM
Stallworth's Crossing Guards?


Too soon?

DeezNutz
06-19-2009, 02:09 PM
Mary Kay Commandos.

Going Slick Pickle.

Buehler445
06-19-2009, 02:10 PM
ruptured testicles
i had a bad experience in the kitchen last night. got up from bed and walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. either the wife or the daughter left the cabinet door under the sink open.
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What are you, like 4' tall? That'd hit me in the knee.

Maybe yours hang that low. Nevermind!!!
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DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:11 PM
Kegel Pimps

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:11 PM
Brainstorming -

Pudding Skin Singles
Taste the Rainbow
Bed n Breakfast Inn
King of all Media
Dead Hookers R Us
Bottom of the Pringles Can
I Twitter on the Toilet
Obi Wan Fazoli

DeezNutz
06-19-2009, 02:12 PM
Rumpleforeskins.

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:12 PM
Is there a character limit?

The only channel I get clearly on my satellite dish is UPN

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 02:14 PM
Is there a character limit?

The only channel I get clearly on my satellite dish is UPN

:spock: No, there's no limit...

I'm a fan of incorporating or mixing things from pop culture, etc.

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:14 PM
HIV Positive

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:15 PM
The Soggy Asscracks

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
Anal Retribution Kings (ARK for short)

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
The Walking AIDS Tree.

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
Fisted into Submission.

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:17 PM
Jon and Kate plus your Mom.

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:17 PM
Syphilitic Sub-Woofers

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:18 PM
The Hiatal Hernias

BigRock
06-19-2009, 02:18 PM
Money Beets
Balls Deep
Vast Difference
Hanging Benoits
Dominique Rodgers Cromartie-gras
XFL All Stars
God Hates Figs
Who Dat Ninjas
Bitches Guns & Money
First & Ted

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
The Rectal Bleeders

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
:spock: No, there's no limit...

I'm a fan of incorporating or mixing things from pop culture, etc.

20,000 Leagues Under the Tuscan Sun
Sling Blades of Glory
She wore a Yellow Submarine
How Stella got her Groove Back to the Future

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
God Hates Figs


I chuckled.

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Fisted into Submission.
That's mine and you know it.

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:21 PM
That's mine and you know it.

ROFL You weren't supposed to show your face in this thread damnt!!!!

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:22 PM
Facebooks of Death, Volume 5
5 Dollar Footlongs and 2 dollar whores equal a $3,000 doctors bill
Saved by ZeroC00L

Demonpenz
06-19-2009, 02:24 PM
Hiroshima flashers -rainman

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:24 PM
I don't really think the 2 you quoted in the original post were that funny.

Anyone can come up with things like that. Just take a couple words and put them together.

topher79
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
Roberto Alomar's T-cells

DeezNutz
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
ASSCLOWNS, ASSCLOWNS

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:26 PM
"My other fantasy team is dominating."
"These scoring rules are bullshit."
"All my GOOD players are injured."
"I have NFL Sunday Ticket, want to come to my house?"

Demonpenz
06-19-2009, 02:27 PM
ladder day st. brenards

Nixhex
06-19-2009, 02:27 PM
McDaniels...I'm Lovin' It

Travis Henry Is My Dad

Royal With Cheese

What U Talkin' Bout Hillis

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:28 PM
ladder day st. brenards

Heh. Again, I chuckled.

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 02:31 PM
Sling Blades of Glory


Several inspirational suggestions... so far, I dig where you're going with this one.

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 02:33 PM
Not mine, but a few I remember from my childhood..

Raging Bullwinkle
COPS...who make huge ****ing mistakes
This Old Whorehouse
Conan the Librarian

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 02:36 PM
An Army of Bung.

sedated
06-19-2009, 02:39 PM
Anal Aspercreme
Habitual Sex Offenders
Baby Shit Brown
K.Y. and the Backsliders
Breakdancing Jesuits
Father Friendly and the Bare Bottom Boys
Menstrual Gravy
Bearded Clam Diggers
Fetus Fajitas
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Flatutory Rape
Painful Discharge
Bulimia Banquet

Nixhex
06-19-2009, 02:42 PM
Kyle Orton's Molestache

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 02:43 PM
Crushed Colon, Bloody Knuckles

Demonpenz
06-19-2009, 02:45 PM
blue oyster culture club

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 02:46 PM
T.J. I'myourdaddy

CrazyPhuD
06-19-2009, 02:54 PM
The Team


sorry that's the best I got....

wutamess
06-19-2009, 03:04 PM
Green Bay Fudge Packers.

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 03:12 PM
THE Syracuse Banana

the Talking Can
06-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Laugh At Diabetes

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 03:29 PM
Laugh At DiabetesDon't mind if I do!

http://j.photos.cx/spideyvsbrimley-850.jpg

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 03:30 PM
Clint's Morningwood

Buck
06-19-2009, 03:31 PM
Whats the name of the town you live in?

It will help me.

Buck
06-19-2009, 03:34 PM
OOOH

Elway's Stable

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 04:26 PM
A lot of these are missing creativity and look more like copy and paste from google searches... :(

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 04:26 PM
Whats the name of the town you live in?

It will help me.

I don't do the location/geography thing... I stay away from team affilliations as well.

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 04:27 PM
I'm looking for suggestions of names that are "outside the box" if you know what I mean... it's a dynasty league, so I'm looking for a name with "lasting power" and something that would be a good enabler for talking trash. Something that would make a 14 year old and a 50 year old guy chuckle.

Buck
06-19-2009, 04:33 PM
Ok.

Brangelina's Adopted Son

Madonna's Flabby Arms

Mr. Arrowhead
06-19-2009, 04:33 PM
This is Brandon Marshall's Girlfriend

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 04:33 PM
I'm looking for suggestions of names that are "outside the box" if you know what I mean...

Cunt fart?

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 04:35 PM
Lucky Pierre
Bad as Can - Stern fans will get it.
It Takes a Nathan of Fillions to Hold Us Back
Rainbow Party, Destination Me
Santorum
Knocked Up By A-Rod
The Glory of Oprah's Minge
Snuke in my Snizz
Werewolf Bar-Mitzvah
Yogurt Explosion

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 04:35 PM
I'm looking for suggestions of names that are "outside the box" if you know what I mean... it's a dynasty league, so I'm looking for a name with "lasting power" and something that would be a good enabler for talking trash. Something that would make a 14 year old and a 50 year old guy chuckle.Syracuse Banana. Think about it.

It Takes a Nathan of Fillions to Hold Us BackOr this.

rockymtnchief
06-19-2009, 04:40 PM
Polished Purple Helmets

LaChapelle
06-19-2009, 04:43 PM
Bring back Tags
Driving Miss Daisy Chain
Greasy Cheeseburger wrapper

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 04:52 PM
Bring back Tags
Driving Miss Daisy Chain
Greasy Cheeseburger wrapper

You're not even trying...
:doh!:

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 04:54 PM
Sex in the City of God
The Daily Marmaduke Chuckle
Would you ask Tom Petty
Stephen Baldwin's Skateboard Ministry

the Talking Can
06-19-2009, 05:01 PM
You're not even trying...
:doh!:

says the guy who can't come up with a name on his own....:D

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 05:04 PM
says the guy who can't come up with a name on his own....:D

ROFL I've been trying to find a name that is creative and "fresh"... my creativity is spent.

orange
06-19-2009, 05:06 PM
Antifreeze

... or Ethylene Glycol if you must have "fresh."

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:07 PM
ROFL I've been trying to find a name that is creative and "fresh"... my creativity is spent.

Spent, self-satisfied, and sparking up.




that's a name suggestion, not an assessment of your condition

LaChapelle
06-19-2009, 05:08 PM
You're not even trying...
:doh!:

Go with that

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:08 PM
Go with that

Rolling in Do'h!!

BigRock
06-19-2009, 05:09 PM
I'm looking for suggestions of names that are "outside the box" if you know what I mean... it's a dynasty league, so I'm looking for a name with "lasting power" and something that would be a good enabler for talking trash. Something that would make a 14 year old and a 50 year old guy chuckle.

Which of those categories does "Cannibalistic SeaMonkeys" fall into?

I say again: MONEY BEETS

http://moneybeets.ytmnd.com/

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:12 PM
Limewhores get double penetration.

Mile High Mania
06-19-2009, 05:13 PM
Which of those categories does "Cannibalistic SeaMonkeys" fall into?

I say again: MONEY BEETS

http://moneybeets.ytmnd.com/

CSM is funny for a number of reasons... and definitely on the creative side.

orange
06-19-2009, 05:15 PM
Here's one ripped out of today's headlines:

Cash For Clunkers

... and before anyone else chirps in, yes, that does kind of describe the Broncos' free agent signings.

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 05:15 PM
CSM is funny for a number of reasons... and definitely on the creative side.
thinkin up a name for this dude is like doin something stupid and beneath you or some shit, nahmean

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:16 PM
'Keyboard Cat versus Piano Man' could yield a sweet avatar.

wutamess
06-19-2009, 05:16 PM
Runny Stool Samples
Hairy Masterbatters
1 guy and a team
Retarded Special Olympian

orange
06-19-2009, 05:17 PM
1 guy and a team


Kobe or LeBron?

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:18 PM
Runny Stool Samples
Olestra gets the juices flowin'

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 05:19 PM
"Najeh's Closet"

You know, to be real timely.

"Rampaging DogFartz" if that's more your speed.

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:20 PM
Menagerie, Lingerie for a Manage a Trois.

Baby Lee
06-19-2009, 05:21 PM
Creating the ties that bind Carradine's neck and junk

Ultra Peanut
06-19-2009, 05:22 PM
how dare you

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 05:59 PM
I'm HUGE

Bowser
06-19-2009, 06:12 PM
Marshall's Sandy Giner


Done Slapped a Bitch

sedated
06-19-2009, 06:24 PM
Clever Nickname

rad
06-19-2009, 06:25 PM
Smoboke Greebeen Bubud.

Bugeater
06-19-2009, 06:48 PM
Boner in sweat pants.

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 06:52 PM
12 Angry Jewish Mothers

KCUnited
06-19-2009, 07:07 PM
Red Rimmed Gapers
Linda Evans Die Nasty

stevieray
06-19-2009, 08:52 PM
The Babaloos

Saulbadguy
06-19-2009, 09:00 PM
Fuck you Yankee Bluejeans

Jethopper
06-19-2009, 09:20 PM
The final solutions!

Jethopper
06-19-2009, 09:20 PM
Wait, that is my wednesday trivia team's name.

KCChiefsMan
06-19-2009, 10:12 PM
Bowie's deep space nipple antena's

Pioli Zombie
06-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Morgan Freeman and the Grandaughter fuggers.
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Bowser
06-19-2009, 10:54 PM
Morgan Freeman and the Grandaughter fuggers.
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I'm sensing a theme with you tonight.

listopencil
06-20-2009, 12:18 AM
Atlantica Crackwhores.

POND_OF_RED
06-20-2009, 02:35 AM
merrimans medicine made muscles
henrys house of hash and whores
romanowskis roid rage
Miley Cryus' STD virus