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penguinz
06-19-2009, 02:15 PM
I think I just got bit by a small spider. Any chance I will turn into spiderman?

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:16 PM
What are you....12?

penguinz
06-19-2009, 02:18 PM
What are you....12?I feel like I am 12 at the moment.

Pestilence
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
I'd be more worried if you turned into Tobey Maguire.

DaneMcCloud
06-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Are you kidding me?

Of course you'll turn into Spiderman.

Yeesh.

seclark
06-19-2009, 02:20 PM
brown recluse?
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Fried Meat Ball!
06-19-2009, 02:23 PM
Only if it was radioactive. A normal spider won't do that.

38yrsfan
06-19-2009, 02:24 PM
reverse the effect, bite em back.

seclark
06-19-2009, 02:24 PM
i'm starting to doubt that this was a serious question.
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Demonpenz
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
Are you kidding me?

Of course you'll turn into Spiderman.

Yeesh.

crooked leaders = more sarcasim!

Demonpenz
06-19-2009, 02:26 PM
if you do PLEASE replace that redarded redhead you bang, i am quit sure she had a mild stroke before shooting but it was too late to replace her

penguinz
06-19-2009, 02:29 PM
if you do PLEASE replace that redarded redhead you bang, i am quit sure she had a mild stroke before shooting but it was too late to replace herThat would be a definite change. I can't stand that bitch.

The weirdest thing is I am going camping next week and I jut got git by a spider. It was a very small spider.

Last summer the day I left to go camping I was bitten by a small black widow when getting all the camping gear out from under the crawl space.

Weird.

penguinz
06-19-2009, 02:30 PM
Only if it was radioactive. A normal spider won't do that.Are you sure?

kstater
06-19-2009, 02:56 PM
Only one way to find out. Jump off a building and stick your arm out on the way down trying to shoot webs at another building.

KCChiefsMan
06-19-2009, 03:11 PM
was it blue and red?

penguinz
06-19-2009, 03:13 PM
was it blue and red?Might have been. As soon as I noticed it had more than 6 legs I ran around the building screaming like a little girl.

Rain Man
06-19-2009, 03:13 PM
Are you developing a taste for fly? That's the first symptom.

Radar Chief
06-19-2009, 03:28 PM
I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.


:eek:

penguinz
06-19-2009, 03:33 PM
:eek:I just looked the funnel web spider up on google images and it made me cry and wet myself. :eek: