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KCChiefsMan
06-20-2009, 02:56 AM
thats why I dont go to them, because everytime I do I spend over $100, fucking idiot I am. Of course the stupid trashy outhouse is open till 5am and we went tehre and I spend a few hunderd dollars on shitty lap dances by fat strippers because I am drunk. Oh well.. :cuss::cuss::mad::mad:

what a cock tease

POND_OF_RED
06-20-2009, 03:03 AM
I've heard of that place. Doesn't seem like the best name for a strip club. Just makes you think whatever is in there's gonna be shitty.

Buck
06-20-2009, 03:04 AM
have fun jerkin it

ChiTown
06-20-2009, 06:49 AM
Dude, strip clubs?

What a waste of time, effort and money.

Fairplay
06-20-2009, 06:53 AM
You help the economy. Giving money away to strippers.

Well done.

Tiger's Fan
06-20-2009, 07:08 AM
Way to support single moms!

Skip Towne
06-20-2009, 07:54 AM
Dude, strip clubs?

What a waste of time, effort and money.

Easy for you to say, you get your own private showings.

Gonzo
06-20-2009, 08:02 AM
Easy for you to say, you get your own private showings.

ROFL

Did he ever get a free haircut outta that?
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Crashride
06-20-2009, 08:11 AM
Dont see why I should pay for something I can get for free.

Smed1065
06-20-2009, 08:12 AM
have fun jerkin it

Or call your mom........

Smed1065
06-20-2009, 08:13 AM
If it is gay!

gblowfish
06-20-2009, 08:18 AM
He'll be back next Friday.

Detoxing
06-20-2009, 08:29 AM
He'll be back next Friday.

Ur that good huh?
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Bugeater
06-20-2009, 08:36 AM
Dont see why I should pay for something I can get for free.
ROFL

It's NEVER free.

Smed1065
06-20-2009, 08:42 AM
You did not know b4? Yes our fault, sue us....America sucks because we did not alert?

Sad, sue ur MOM or DAD.

Puss of America.

cardken
06-20-2009, 08:48 AM
Dude, strip clubs?

What a waste of time, effort and money.

QFT

JOhn
06-20-2009, 09:01 AM
ROFL

Did he ever get a free haircut outta that?
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Or at least a repeat show?

sd4chiefs
06-20-2009, 09:02 AM
Free internet porn + :whackit: = $0.00

Miss Understood
06-20-2009, 09:11 AM
Perhaps, if the OP is interested in more than being teased, he should try the street corner. A few hundred dollars would go much further there.

Crashride
06-20-2009, 09:22 AM
ROFL

It's NEVER free.
Dont tell me you fell into the typical marriage where the wife owns the husband. :(

bango
06-20-2009, 09:57 AM
I have not been there in years. When did all of the dancers become fat?

FAX
06-20-2009, 10:08 AM
They opened a place here in Nashville several years ago that advertised an "Executive Lunch" special so a friend and I decided to take lunch there and check it out.

The menu consisted of microwaved sandwiches. I had the BBQ. Served in a plastic wrapper on a paper plate. Cost 8 dollars. The coke I had with it cost 7 and came in a plastic cup. Everything tasted like plastic. I said "screw it" and gave one of the strippers a twenty if she would throw it away for me.

ROFL

FAX

L.A. Chieffan
06-20-2009, 10:24 AM
that has to be the worst name for a strip club ever. why dont they just call it "stretch-mark palace" or "the chlamydia barn".

BWillie
06-20-2009, 10:31 AM
To this day, I have never, ever had a lap dance. I see not point in teasing Mr Happy. If the hog gets excited, it needs to be for good reason. I don't mind going to a strip club, but after the first rotation I become really really bored. Now if they let me throw Bologna at the strippers that would be a different story

Skip Towne
06-20-2009, 10:39 AM
Dont tell me you fell into the typical marriage where the wife owns the husband. :(

Are there any other kinds?

BWillie
06-20-2009, 10:42 AM
One of the best strip clubs I've been to was the Playhouse just south of Omaha. I've only been there once but they had some really beautiful dancers and they show their twat BTW

FAX
06-20-2009, 10:47 AM
To this day, I have never, ever had a lap dance. I see not point in teasing Mr Happy. If the hog gets excited, it needs to be for good reason. I don't mind going to a strip club, but after the first rotation I become really really bored. Now if they let me throw Bologna at the strippers that would be a different story

I'm with you there, Mr. BWillie007.

If strip clubs would allow you to inundate the strippers with a variety of foodstuffs, the entire experience would be far more enjoyable. Bologna would be good. So would cream pies and fruit. Pitching canned prunes and mushy apples at naked girls while they attempt to take cover behind the pole sounds like a whole lot of fun to me.

As for the lap dance, the best lap dances I've ever had were provided by girls I was dating at the time. You're right about the "what's the point?" point. Public lap dances are actually kind of embarrassing, in a way. I mean, you can't do anything except just sit there and smile like an idiot.

FAX

Crashride
06-20-2009, 10:50 AM
Are there any other kinds?

Well id imagine one could keep the sex interesting enough to get his wife to dance every now and then, even if she owns him.

Skip Towne
06-20-2009, 10:56 AM
Well id imagine one could keep the sex interesting enough to get his wife to dance every now and then, even if she owns him.

More likely she'd make you dance

LaChapelle
06-20-2009, 10:59 AM
That's not a rash on your legs. 250lbs of cellulite act as a mold, pressed on your flesh, leaving bumps rubbed red.

KCChiefsMan
06-20-2009, 11:03 AM
I'm never going there again, that was the first time I've been to a strip club in at least 5 years. I only went because a few of my buddies wanted to go. God, I'm hungover

Kyle DeLexus
06-20-2009, 12:37 PM
We were going to go there. Had a nice sized group of 3 guys and 5 girls that wanted to go and All Stars was close. Once we got there it was like a $20 cover so we said fuck that and went back. And of course we had been at bars all night and had very little alcohol to take in with us.

KCChiefsMan
06-20-2009, 01:00 PM
We were going to go there. Had a nice sized group of 3 guys and 5 girls that wanted to go and All Stars was close. Once we got there it was like a $20 cover so we said **** that and went back. And of course we had been at bars all night and had very little alcohol to take in with us.

ya, I can't believe I spent that much money. $20 to get in to a POS place like that is ridiculous. then I proceed to spend a lot more on lap dances and bought some of my friends one.

burt
06-20-2009, 02:06 PM
ya, I can't believe I spent that much money. $20 to get in to a POS place like that is ridiculous. then I proceed to spend a lot more on lap dances and bought some of my friends one.

I've been there once...that was enough!!

BWillie
06-20-2009, 02:20 PM
I've only been to the Outhouse once. We put the address on my GPS and it we were on a gravel road that seemed like it didn't end, and it led us to this big shed. I was like, no f'ing way this could be a strip club. Looks like a place where they cook meth, sure enough there were naked college aged women in there. When I was there, there was at least 4-5 girls that were just there w/ friends that got up there. I don't know why girls do that to themselves, sad, but the dirtyness was enjoyable

KCChiefsMan
06-20-2009, 03:01 PM
just remembered that I saw Bill Self at the Barrel House last night.

Kyle DeLexus
06-20-2009, 03:09 PM
just remembered that I saw Bill Self at the Barrel House last night.

Coach Self has been known to go to Henry T's for karaoke night...which happens to be tonight.

crazycoffey
06-20-2009, 04:08 PM
Way to support the illegal drug system!

FYP

Kerberos
06-20-2009, 08:53 PM
ROFL

It's NEVER free.

Dont tell me you fell into the typical marriage where the wife owns the husband. :(

Are there any other kinds?

If you got a kick ASS ride like mine you NEVER have to pay for chicks/[Midnight Douche\Quote]

Crashride
06-20-2009, 09:09 PM
If you got a kick ASS ride like mine you NEVER have to pay for chicks/[Midnight Douche\Quote]

ROFL

Stinger
06-20-2009, 09:29 PM
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JD10367
06-20-2009, 09:32 PM
Never been to a strip club. Never had an interest. Never understood the concept. You pay a lot of money to watch something. If you're really lucky, you might be able to touch a little. Big whoop. When you're hungry, do you go to your local supermarket and stare at the deli case, pressing your nose on it and going, "Ohhh, that looks so f**king good, I wish I could eat some of that"? :shrug: Get laid, by hook or by crook (pick up a bar skank, use that money for a prostitute, whatever) or just whack off at home to one of the various internet sites. I hear that pornhub, youporn, and the huns are some good ones. So I've heard. I don't, like, go there myself or anything. Really.