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Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 08:40 PM
There is some truth in this. But mostly hilarity.

This is directed towards the dumb girls, not the good ones who actually have common sense. So if this pisses you off, you MUST be a dumb girl, lol.

Rule #1: This may look long, but so are your college textbooks, and i guarantee you wont need 80% of that stuff ever. So you really want honesty? Then keep reading.

2. Dressing/acting skanky, posting skanky pics, being a part of the wild drunk party/bar scene.......wont attract good guys. Plain and simple. You may as well take a picture of yourself holding a sign saying "Use me, im free". And dont get mad at guys for staring at you or hitting on you when you dress/act like a hooker. Taking pictures trying to hide your face fat, or belly shows insecurity. The guy is gonna meet you eventually and see for himself you're not skinny! "I dress sexy because i want to, because i like how i feel"......oh come off it. You do it to attract guys. But hot guys dont care, they can get any girl they want! You'll attract the ugly losers.

3. Going out with your girls and trying to attract guys.....not gonna work. You're not approachable. Good guys wont ask you out with all your girls there.

4. Guys know right away whether or not they want you. There is no "get to know" phase for guys. Many girls like to take their time, and thats why guys run off. Honestly, if you feel it, go for it. I know tons of people who dated right away, and lasted years (or still together). All these rules (like, 'you gotta wait 3 days before calling') are so dumb.

5. If me, or anyone, your parents, etc...tell you not to go out and drink or post skanky pics, the first thing many of you will do is run out of the house posting skanky pictures and drinking like fishes, thinking you're soooo cool. No, you're just making yourself look stupid. You're not pissing off anyone.

6. "I like to have fun"..........NO, REALLY?! Please, tell us something else we dont know, lol.

7. Your 'nice guy' friends are the best people for telling you if your new boyfriend is a jerk. (he probably is, your last 5 were, what makes you think this new one wont be). Also, you may want to consider marrying your nice guy friend. When you hit 35, you'll wish you did. "Youre a nice guy and all".....ok, you may wanna consider dating him then.

8. There are 3 kinds of guys you dont want to date: The workaholic/partier who has all the friends, the adrenaline dude who watches sports like ufc and think its the most amazing thing alive (really the most brain damaging thing alive), and the cool guy who shows up at clubs in a beamer and is the life of the party. I know I know, girls say they love guys with tattoos, muscle cars, and piercings...ok, so you like assholes. Many girls will say they like those big tough guys because they feel protected...and what i say is: Protected from what?!

9. Girls ARE difficult and confusing, even many girls know this. I know tons of girls who wont hang out with girls because of that. Everytime a guy is honest with you, you call him a jerk. The moment a guy does the slightest thing wrong, hes an asshole. If a guy is nice to you, hes a pushover. If he doesnt help you, hes a jerk. If he says something good about himself, hes cocky. If he says something bad, hes a pessimist. Its perfectly okay for you to reject a guy, but if a guy rejects you, hes an asshole? Ugh its confusing!

10. "Im so sick of drama and games".......dont lie to yourself. You love it. You live for it. Girls who say that, are typically the ones who love/live for it.

11. "I wont put out on a first date"....oh yes you will. All it takes is some smooth talking. All guys know the easiest way to get a girl is to tell her exactly what she wants to hear, WORD FOR WORD. Girls dont want honesty. The girls who say they wont put out, are the ones who usually do. "If all you want is sex, go to the next profile, you wont get it here".....oh yes, we will. The girls who say that too, are typically the ones who give it easiest.

12. "I have the best friends ever, etc etc"......you probably just scared away every good guy. I cant wait til you wake up in the middle of a drunk guy's bedroom wondering where all your "friends" are. People are only your friends til they screw you over. How many past boyfriends/guys have broken your heart? Hmm, sure sounds like your "friends" are doing a great job watching out for you. Leave the party/bar/drunk scene, and see how many of your "friends" keep talking to you.

13. "I like to have fun once in awhile, i like to go out sometimes".....oh, so theres no other way to have fun or go out without drinking and partying?? "Oh ill have like one or two drinks".....ok, so you have 5-6 drinks. "I go out occasionally".....ok, so you go out every week. Every guy knows this, lol.

14. "Im not all about sex".....oh yes you are. The whole world knows females are way hornier and more perverted than guys are. They just hide it. You'll dump a guy if he isnt good at sex, or if he doesnt want to fool around one night. Why is it okay for you girls to post skanky pics and dump a guy if he isnt good at sex, but if a guy posts a pic of himself with a muscle shirt, or if he wants to screw on a first date, hes suddenly a jerk??? All girls are horny creatures...the moment you have a boyfriend, you're hornier than a porn star! Guys know this, so you're not fooling us by pretending to be innocent.

15. "Hah, ive never been cheated on, used or played"....yeah, because you never found out. "I know tons of great guys!"......No, because if you did, you'd be dating one. "Come on, not all guys are jerks who only care about sex"......dont lie to yourself, sweetheart.

16. "I have strong morals, i wont have sex til im married, i wont give head, bla bla".....oh yes, you will. You're a female, you're naturally a horny creature. All it takes is a guy to smooth talk you, date you and pretend to commit to you, and you'll give him anything he wants. Why do you think girls all love dancing so much? Cuz theyre horny. Why do girls love dressing sexy? Cuz theyre horny. Why do girls make sexual gestures so much? Cuz theyre horny. When a girl fools around with a guy, they act like hypnotized sex slaves. The guy just sits there like hes chillin, and the girl is the one making all the moves, noises, etc. CUZ THEYRE HORNY. 90% of a girl is horny, all it takes is smooth talking to unlock the horny-ness. I dated twice in my life, and both lasted well over 3 years, both told me theyd never do certain things, and within weeks, they did, lol. Why do you think so many guys propose to girls at such a young age? So they can get what they want, cheat behind their back til theyre 35-40, then settle down and commit, because the girl will never find out. Plus, typically the girls who wait to do all that fun stuff, turn into the biggest sluts when they get into their 30s.

17. "Assholes get girls because they have confidence and dont whine!"......because they have no reason to whine. Theyre jerks, and STILL get girls. Sure assholes are confident, but a nice guy wont break your heart or use you. So take your pick. "I just want a nice guy"......no, you want a tall, hot guy to take you out and tell you what you wanna hear.

18. "OMG, ive been cheated and hurt so much"......yes, along every EVERY OTHER GIRL IN THIS WORLD. Get over it, those guys arent worth your time. Though i think, many girls use that as an excuse because they know its believable and they cant handle rejection.

19. "I dont mind staying in"....like hell you do. You're a female, all you want is to go out. Like a girl once told me "if u dont take a girl out, you'll lose her". Ok well, if you dont give head, you'll lose the guy. Ladies, the world isnt going anywhere! Do your parents/grandparents go out everyday? No, yet theyre still married!

20. So you demand a guy whos tall, lean, hot, etc. Umm, looks fade, we all know someone in high school who was ass ugly, and 10 years later is now a model. And many of you are online, what do you expect? Rule of thumb, you shouldnt demand a guy be any taller than you. So if you're 5'4, your BF should be at least 5'4. Demand any taller, and you ARE shallow and superficial.

21. Girls arent in love with their boyfriends, theyre in love with the WORD 'boyfriend'. Girls arent in love, theyre in love with the THOUGHT of being in love. And they watch too many movies and think its reality. Watch your grandparents who've been married for 50+ years, THATS reality.

22. Reality is....Real relationships WILL get boring, have arguments, anger, tears, yelling, jealousy, etc. Yet for some reason, its females who run away the moment all that happens, its females who cant sit and compromise peacefully. The divorce rate is high for a reason. Before you date someone, ask yourself if you can truelly see yourselves with them in 10 years? I see no point to dating, knowing you're gonna break up eventually and hate one another.

23. 'Girls just want to have fun', everybody has heard that phrase...and its so true. Newsflash: The world isnt going anywhere. You have plenty of time to go out. Dont be materialistic, there are people in this world who have NOTHING and are STILL happy. Unfortunately, many girls dont know how to have fun without making themselves look like sex objects, and ignorant. And sorry, but 'true love' and 'fun' are two different things, so pick one or the other!

24. Any person who gets you into those wild drunk, drama scenes...isnt your friend. A true friend wont let you degrade/harm yourself. Its sad, people cant think for themselves, and most people sadly, ARE fake (go out acting like one person, come home acting like another). I cant count how many people I know with PhDs, Masters, who are doing crap jobs now, because of the decisions they made when they were young. You really think that guy you have a crush on, with all those tattoos, who picks fights with everyone and drinks like a fish, is gonna be a great dad and husband in 10 years?

25. Stop saying "omg dont take life seriously, its not serious. Live everyday like its your last, make no regrets, etc". Life is the longest thing you have, and it IS sort of serious (tell me its not, when you're 40 and cant afford your mortgage, taxes, and family). Look how many people are losing their houses now, I guarantee many of those people, 20 years ago were saying "dont take life seriously!".......well, now they are!

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 08:41 PM
26. Girls will say "we all know physical attraction is important" which is code word for "i want a hot guy" lol. Ok, so us guys should be allowed to say "we all know sexual satisfaction is important, and i wanna test drive a car before buying it". Guys dont care about looks, they care about SEX. You rarely see a hot girl dating an ugly guy, but you see TONS of handsome men dating ugly girls. TONS.

27. If you want a good guy, then stop being a total b!tch to the good guys. Many of you will sit around criticizing/bashing nice guys all day, and if you lose a nice guy then you move on right away. Yet the guys who hurt you, you keep going back to and speaking nicely of, and if you lose him, you cry for months. Now if you were a guy, what would this tell you? "Hmm, why should I be nice to girls, when nice guys get treated like dirt by girls? I'll be a jerk, cuz those guys get girls!". Exactly. Why dont you girls go bash the guys who hurt, cheat, lie, play girls all the time? Oh wait, thats right, those guys GET girls, lol.

28. Nice guys arent 'boring', nice guys just know how to enjoy life WITHOUT being stupid. If you think nice guys are boring, you WILL think husbands/marriages are boring. Jerks are boyfriend (fun to be around) types, and nice guys are husband (committed) types. So take your pick.

29. Girls think about love and marriage their whole young life, then get married thinking its so easy, and when they realize it isnt, they divorce (women do call for the majority of divorces). Then girls turn "publicly" horny (around 30ish). They dont call it the Dirty 30s for nothing. Seriously, i cant count how many girls i know under 25, dated a guy, and broke up because "i realize this is hard and i just wanna have fun". Its sickening. I laugh everytime I see a girl getting married under 25, I really do feel for her, I can almost guarantee she'll be divorced within 15 years. But like i said earlier, guys know what theyre doing. Propose, get what you want, have affairs for the first 15 years, then commit. Laugh all you want, but thats how many guys do it.

30. Girls say they want a "man". Well guess what, men want a "woman". So what MAN wants to date an aggressive, fighter, tough girl with loads of rough tattoos, bad attitude, and party lifestyle?

31. "We dont like insecure, bitter, whiny guys".....yet you like drunks, partiers, tough guys, criminals, poor useless guys. Dressing skanky shows insecurity, and girls whine more than anyone. "Girls dont like this, girls dont like you because..." ...hmm, well i guess girls like to be cheated on, because thats all they go for. So these "girls dont like" philosophies ARENT working.

32. "Omg, you gotta give people chances, lighten up, bla bla bla". Ugh, I know you all think we live in a perfect world full of great people, but we dont. Try watching the news. People will screw you over left and right. Nowadays, you HAVE TO be stubborn. (Also, please, girls are far more picky than guys are anyway. All a girl has to do to get a guy is spread her legs.) People who are way too laid back, will get screwed over easily when theyre in their 30s/40s.

33. Dating isnt a game, but sadly its turning into a game with rules because girls are making it one. If a guy mentions anything about sex, politics, religion, money, government....hes out. If he doesnt pay on the first date, if he doesnt tell you what you want to hear, if he talks about his ex, jokes, calls right away....hes out. Thats dumb. You girls want to be accepted for who you are, yet you dont do the same for guys. You say you just want people to be themselves, then when they are, you run off because they arent following the (dumb) 'rules'.

34. I know many people like to diss on girls who have kids. In all seriousness, girls with kids tend to be more mature, since theyre more responsible. Sadly many guys date them for sex since their obviously experienced. But I guarantee with how easily girls fall for smooth talking, many will turn into single moms one day. Guys will do anything for sex, its up to the girl to say NO...unless you really like him, why not. But dont forget protection. I, sadly, have never fooled around with a single mom. I could go forever without sex, but i cant go a month without oral, lol.

35. Going dutch is the best way to go. Why should someone you've never met (and may not see again), pay for you? The easiest way to impress many guys is to pay for yourself, (NOT offer, just do it). If that pisses you off, its obvious all you want is a free meal.

36. I dont care if your best friend has been with the same guy for years, i know tons of guys in long term relationships who are cheating, yet the girl thinks hes the perfect guy. Guys can cheat under your nose, and you wont see it.

37. "Were you just staring at my ass?".....umm, yes. Thats what we guys do. I realize its mostly high school girls who do this, but stop threatening to call the cops on a guy who stares at your ass, or hits on you too much. The cops DONT care. You wont scare a guy that way.

38. "You're nice and all, but i decided im not looking for a bf."....lame way of rejecting someone, ladies. We all know the moment a tall hot guy comes along, you'll suddenly want a boyfriend, lol. Any girl who says she doesnt want a bf, is lying. ALL girls want a bf. "My friends made me go on this site and create a profile"......no, they didnt. There's nothing wrong with online dating....just admit you're looking, its okay!

39. Good guys are not easy to find, I know many of you girls like to pretend to think they are, but they arent. So its best to keep one when you find one, or it may be another 'forever' til you find another one. High expectations leads to failure, so just stop expecting so much and realize that good guy is hard to find, and keep him. Eventually the more you bond, the more you'll like him and find him attractive....rather than ditch him because he isnt fun enough, then whine about how you cant find a good guy, lol.

40. Huge rule. Stop being cockteasers! Finish what you start. There's no better way to cause a guy to hate you and spread rumors than to start blowing, then stopping. Or to act all dirty, then doing nothing. How do you feel when you're horny as hell and then the guy goes "sorry no"?? If you're with a guy, alone in your house/apartment, etc.....I guarantee all hes thinking about is "i wanna get with this girl". Eventually, you girls will hit 40, and realize all the guys you dated, just wanted "one" thing.

41. "I dont care what anyone thinks".....oh yes, you do. Females are drama queens, they DO care. Like all the other things, the girls who say they dont care, are typically the ones who care....too much.

42. "I like dancing"......ALL girls do. Sadly, nobody considers bending over and strutting your stuff to be dancing. So no, you dont dance. "I gave up on trying to meet a decent guy at the parties, bars and clubs"........took you long enough!

43. I and many guys I know have looked in churches, gyms, work, classes, social events, etc.....and yeah, deep down inside, all girls ARE the same. Its hilarious how, all the girls ive been on dates with, all the girls my guy friends have been out with, eventually all end up saying and doing the exact same things! For instance, ive received many messages from this post, and ive got 14 different girls saying "wow its so refreshing to see an honest guy". They said the SAME thing, lol. "Refreshing". lol. Whats even more sad is, the majority of the girls who write me telling me they agree and theyre so different, end up being no different, if not WORSE, lol. The only kind of girls ive met who seem a little different so far, are Asians and Mormons, lol. But mormons dont do oral sex. And asians, well they look damn good in mini skirts.

44. "I didnt feel a click or connection on our date".....umm, you expect a connection and spark on a first date? Were you and your best friends, best friends right away? "First date? Hmm, how about a beach, picnic, mountain?".....where do you see a beach around here?! Mountains? And picnic...??

45. "What girl wants to date a guy who talks shit about girls?!".....i guess you dont want ANY guy then, because all guys do it, just not publicly. See, the more ignorant girls are, the more ass a guy gets. So guys WANT girls to be ignorant. "Nobody likes a person who stereotypes, judges, generalizes, whines and is bitter". Oh well, i guess you dont like anyone then. We all do it. Girls especially! Whoa wait....girls have boobs??? No way!

46. You wanna know how you can tell if you really are commited? Since girls have to go out so much, lol....sit in your room with your boyfriend everyday for oh so many months, just staring at each other and the walls, not talking, not doing anything. I guarantee most guys will last. Girls though, after a few hours will be whining about going out, lol. If you can last months doing that everyday, well, call yourself committed. You know what I love? Seeing a couple in public. The girl is always the one talking and looking all excited, whereas the guy is beside her or behind her acting like he doesnt give a shit, lol.

47. You hang out with tons of guys and friends, so how come one of those guys hasnt asked you out if you're so good?? Cuz you're not. Oh and ladies, I know you think you know guys very well, but you dont. I dont care if 100% of your friends are guys, YOU.DONT.KNOW.GUYS. Guys are totally different when a girl is around, than when its just them and their boyzzzzz.

48. Ok, perhaps we guys are wrong about all of this, but if we are, how come you're STILL single and STILL meeting jerks? Its different for guys, because yes, good guys do finish last. (I had to say that, because unfortunately with how girls are these days, you gotta SPELL everything out for them otherwise theyll never understand it, lol.) "Okay well im not arguing your ad, because many of it is true, but guys are no different!". Umm, yes they are. Girls are difficult. Guys arent. Its amazing, some of the guys I chill with, sometimes i just sit there and do nothing (dont go anywhere), yet they keep calling me to chill with them. Girls though, if i dont talk once or dont go out one time, i'll never hear from her again, lol. Its called "expecting way too much". Girls are drama queens, and characters.

49. There is nothing wrong with friends with benefits, its just many people forget the "friend" part. Its the same as dating, minus the heartbreak at the end. Sex is the most natural, normal thing alive. If you and a guy like one another (even if its a first date), go for it! You know you want to. I know many people who fooled around on day one, and are now married.

50. So you may be wondering who I am. Im big on trust, affection, loyalty, and compromise. No drama, games, or trouble at all. I wont spoil her, i like going dutch at first, oral sex and mini skirts are my favorite things ever, i dont date a girl unless i can see myself with her for a long time. Im a big fan of "treat people the way you want to be treated", and i dont want to be heartbroken, cheated, lied to, or played...so...I wont do it to someone. If all I wanted was sex, id admit it. Why? Because I see no point to lying, eventually you're gonna get caught, and its gonna hurt even more down the road, so id rather be upfront.

Im sure the girls this is targeted towards, wont understand or retain a word from it, lol. But do you REALLY need to turn 40 to realize all of this?

luv
06-21-2009, 08:47 PM
These sound like they're written by a frustrated male.

Discuss Thrower
06-21-2009, 08:51 PM
Word to anyone who believes that nonsense:

Sucker.

Baconeater
06-21-2009, 08:53 PM
That's a lot of words.

luv
06-21-2009, 08:54 PM
That's a lot of words.

I didn't read all of them either. Who wants to hear a man whine?

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 08:56 PM
This one is true.

Oh and ladies, I know you think you know guys very well, but you dont. I dont care if 100% of your friends are guys, YOU.DONT.KNOW.GUYS. Guys are totally different when a girl is around, than when its just them and their boyzzzzz.

Skip Towne
06-21-2009, 08:57 PM
More wisdom from the dating guru Claythan.

Saul Good
06-21-2009, 08:57 PM
These sound like they're written by a frustrated male.

Not only that, but it doesn't sound like it's written to ugly girls, just the hot ones.

Ari Chi3fs
06-21-2009, 09:00 PM
Claythan must of written these... because any "real journalist" always links the source to where the article was actually hosted and written.

Saul Good
06-21-2009, 09:01 PM
Claythan must of written these... because any "real journalist" always links the source to where the article was actually hosted and written.

He couldn't have written it. The author references the fact that he has been laid.

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 09:02 PM
Claythan must of written these... because any "real journalist" always links the source to where the article was actually hosted and written.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/50RulesForGirls

luv
06-21-2009, 09:06 PM
Not only that, but it doesn't sound like it's written to ugly girls, just the hot ones.

I'm guessing he's young, too. By the time women are 30, they couldn't care less if they know guys or not, or have given up trying, let alone by 40.

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 09:07 PM
By the time women are 30, they are sluts

FYP

luv
06-21-2009, 09:08 PM
FYP

Wake up. You're dreaming again.

Kyle DeLexus
06-21-2009, 09:09 PM
These sound like they're written by a frustrated male.

I actually thought from the first few it was written by a gay guy, then I stopped reading because it wasn't funny and it's long.

Mr. Krab
06-21-2009, 09:13 PM
Can someone just pick out the funny ones and quote them because i got tired of looking for one.

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 09:22 PM
Can someone just pick out the funny ones and quote them because i got tired of looking for one.

HORNY!

16. "I have strong morals, i wont have sex til im married, i wont give head, bla bla".....oh yes, you will. You're a female, you're naturally a horny creature. All it takes is a guy to smooth talk you, date you and pretend to commit to you, and you'll give him anything he wants.

Why do you think girls all love dancing so much? Cuz theyre horny. Why do girls love dressing sexy? Cuz theyre horny. Why do girls make sexual gestures so much? Cuz theyre horny. When a girl fools around with a guy, they act like hypnotized sex slaves. The guy just sits there like hes chillin, and the girl is the one making all the moves, noises, etc. CUZ THEYRE HORNY. 90% of a girl is horny, all it takes is smooth talking to unlock the horny-ness.

Discuss Thrower
06-21-2009, 09:25 PM
HORNY!

Sounds like something Ayatollah Khamanei would say for justifying women being relegated to second class citizen status.

luv
06-21-2009, 09:29 PM
HORNY!

The guy better not just be sitting there.

Kyle DeLexus
06-21-2009, 09:34 PM
The guy better not just be sitting there.

Jeez so needy

Count Alex's Losses
06-21-2009, 09:36 PM
The guy better not just be sitting there.

HORNY!

Fairplay
06-21-2009, 09:38 PM
Claythan has women all figured out.

Something very few guys in down the centuries have discovered.

DJay23
06-21-2009, 09:41 PM
I actually thought from the first few it was written by a gay guy, then I stopped reading because it wasn't funny and it's long.

That or a woman. Too many "lol" at the end of statements that come off as bitchy, as if to say, "I didn't really mean that, I just want a friend!"

JD10367
06-21-2009, 10:04 PM
Sounds like it was written by an intellectual and emotional retard. "lol".

DA_T_84
06-21-2009, 10:33 PM
It sounds like it was written by a bitter 34 year old who's best friends with a girl who just got married. And he probably objected at the wedding. And then got laughed out of the church.

And now masterbates whilst using his tears as lube.

Kyle DeLexus
06-21-2009, 10:48 PM
It sounds like it was written by a bitter 34 year old who's best friends with a girl who just got married. And he probably objected at the wedding. And then got laughed out of the church.

And now masterbates whilst using his tears as lube.

Very telling Dante, very telling.

Phobia
06-21-2009, 10:53 PM
This dude has laid at least ten times, twice without the assistance of GHB. If you want to wait another 27 years, definitely follow his advice.

wild1
06-21-2009, 11:02 PM
it's obvious this was written by someone who gets a woman about as often as halley's comet comes through town

Lonewolf Ed
06-21-2009, 11:27 PM
These sound like they're written by a frustrated male.

That, and he doesn't know as much as he thinks he does. There are 3 types of guys, not 2: Nice guys, assholes, and assholes with potential. I listed them in order of which type gets the least action to the most.

alanm
06-21-2009, 11:42 PM
It sounds like it was written by a bitter 34 year old who's best friends with a girl who just got married. And he probably objected at the wedding. And then got laughed out of the church.

And now masterbates whilst using his tears as lube.I was thinking more along the lines of a 14 yr old 8th grader.

Fishpicker
06-22-2009, 12:17 AM
8. There are 3 kinds of guys you dont want to date: The workaholic/partier who has all the friends, the adrenaline dude who watches sports like ufc and think its the most amazing thing alive (really the most brain damaging thing alive), and the cool guy who shows up at clubs in a beamer and is the life of the party.



that's you Claythan

Saccopoo
06-22-2009, 12:28 AM
#1 Rule for Girls:

Any guy that generalizes a bunch of horseshit towards your gender because he's pissed off that he's the one not getting laid, when so many "douchebags," who have actually shown enough gumption and fortitude to actually show interest and intent to get laid (and let's be perfectly clear here - chicks are just like guys: they want to get laid just as bad (maybe more so), but they aren't going to walk up to the biggest wishy-washy pussy in the bar and beg them to stuff it in them - they want to be made attractive and sexy and desired. They aren't going to give it up to some dildo wallflower who thinks he should get laid more than the buff dude with a nice ride because he read Wordsworth in his sophomore college English class) should immediately receive a ballbag punch and then a quick eye gouge.

joesomebody
06-22-2009, 07:44 AM
It's been said, but what this sounded like to me was some idiot college kid who has no job, no social life, and no understanding of women/dating at all.

He definitely has something against drinking which is a negative in my book.

Also one of the rules definitely made it sound like he is short. He said something about if a girl is 5'4" then they should only expect their partner to be 5'4".

SenselessChiefsFan
06-22-2009, 07:52 AM
These sound like they're written by a frustrated male.

Exactly. A guy who gets rejected a lot and has to rationalize why its girls, not him.

gblowfish
06-22-2009, 10:01 AM
More wisdom from the dating guru Claythan.

Exactly. This is like asking Greg Robinson how to run a defense...

Brock
06-22-2009, 10:06 AM
Gochiefs, get some guy friends first (not star wars nerds). They'll teach you how to deal with women the right way.

Raised On Riots
06-22-2009, 10:38 AM
This list is FailSuck.

Jilly
06-22-2009, 11:12 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm a smart girl. No sense in me taking my time to read all of that.

Jilly
06-22-2009, 11:13 AM
#1 Rule for Girls:

Any guy that generalizes a bunch of horseshit towards your gender because he's pissed off that he's the one not getting laid, when so many "douchebags," who have actually shown enough gumption and fortitude to actually show interest and intent to get laid (and let's be perfectly clear here - chicks are just like guys: they want to get laid just as bad (maybe more so), but they aren't going to walk up to the biggest wishy-washy pussy in the bar and beg them to stuff it in them - they want to be made attractive and sexy and desired. They aren't going to give it up to some dildo wallflower who thinks he should get laid more than the buff dude with a nice ride because he read Wordsworth in his sophomore college English class) should immediately receive a ballbag punch and then a quick eye gouge.

#2 Rule for Girls:

When wanting to attract a guy like this, act like the girl in rule #2 of previous rules.

listopencil
06-22-2009, 01:15 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=55121&d=1142572495

Raised On Riots
06-22-2009, 01:15 PM
Goddamnit Wendler; why couldn't you just post 50 half-naked girls instead of THIS horseshit?!