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KC2004
06-21-2009, 10:54 PM
I have a throbbing pain in the right side of my head every few minutes. Its just started today but every few minutes it hurts. Any ideas?

cdcox
06-21-2009, 10:56 PM
Ideas? Make an appointment with your doctor.

Bowser
06-21-2009, 10:57 PM
Take the ice pick out of your right ear.

Phobia
06-21-2009, 10:57 PM
Have you read any of the Claythan date threads?

KC2004
06-21-2009, 10:59 PM
Have you read any of the Claythan date threads?

That's got to be it. Man dating man causes me pain.

Munson
06-21-2009, 10:59 PM
Obligatory "antifreeze" response

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-21-2009, 11:04 PM
Drop a cinder block on your toe.

Rain Man
06-21-2009, 11:10 PM
Three theories:

1. Shot in the head with an arrow. Check for arrow. If no arrow, you're fine.
2. Aneurysm. Check for pulse. If pulse, you're fine.
3. Headache. Check for aspirin.

cdcox
06-21-2009, 11:12 PM
Do you smell burning feathers? If so, it's a brain tumor.

KC2004
06-21-2009, 11:14 PM
Three theories:

1. Shot in the head with an arrow. Check for arrow. If no arrow, you're fine.
2. Aneurysm. Check for pulse. If pulse, you're fine.
3. Headache. Check for aspirin.

Not a headache. I'm fine for a few minutes then i have a pain then it goes away. I can almost pinpoint in my head when it hurts.

Rain Man
06-21-2009, 11:29 PM
Not a headache. I'm fine for a few minutes then i have a pain then it goes away. I can almost pinpoint in my head when it hurts.


Eschewing the arrow theory, I think I've had that sort of thing before, and it eventually goes away without explanation. I've not had it often, and it's been minor, though, not debilitating but rather just a little distracting.

If it was an aneurysm, I think it would be excruciating pain. At least, that's what I've heard.

Phobia
06-21-2009, 11:31 PM
Is it possible that there is a crayola deeply embedded in your right ear?

Are you watching an old Chiefs football game from the Herm Edwards era?

bevischief
06-22-2009, 07:27 PM
Have you been drinking?

T-post Tom
06-22-2009, 07:31 PM
I know it's hot out, but sucking down a frozen "Icee" every few minutes isn't the answer.

Kyle DeLexus
06-22-2009, 07:31 PM
Sounds like a question for Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine. http://www.doctorsteve.com/contact/

stlchiefs
06-22-2009, 07:32 PM
aspirin? Sounds like a headache you pansy.

Lumpy
06-22-2009, 07:33 PM
MIDOL

Bowser
06-22-2009, 07:36 PM
A real good poop would probably clear it up.