Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

[Ari Chi3fs]

LMAO... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ..." (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=168668). That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/contest/Male_faceof_KJP_09/1731/Clayton_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? LMAO :clap:
:)

EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:NlMtxF6RkUEJ:www.exploremodeling.com/contest/Male_faceof_KJP_09/1731/Clayton_Wendler.aspx+clayton+wendler&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

[Ari Chi3fs]

:D

[Kyle DeLexus]

"Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?"

"Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!"

[Bwana]

Wendler is having a long week.

[Ari Chi3fs]

I'm gonna vote for him, so he has at least one vote.

And you are right, Bwana... I debated whether to post this or not... but in the end, the hilarity value was too high on this one to pass up.

Sorry Claythan. LMAO

[Bowser]

:popcorn:

[Bugeater]

Woo hoo! Our daily Claythan thread is here!

[Tribal Warfare]

good god ROFL http://www.realraptalk.com/images/smilies/0_rofl.gif

[Skip Towne]

Groan. Another thread about Claythan.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Rank: 380

He's climbing the ladder with the help of CP he can win this thing!

[Ari Chi3fs]

Groan. Another thread about Claythan.

Come on, though... this is a good one.

[Brock]

So, you were just googling Wendler and blah blah blah. That's pretty queer.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

christ.

[Buck]

hes the male kirstie tynes

[wild1]

i have nothing to say about this.

[Hog Farmer]

I gave him a vote and left a comment. :D

[Tribal Warfare]

Pig jerker - 6/27/2009

I think this is one fine stud. Look at the jaw structure and the muscle development. This guys been working out obviously. I'll bet he has a different woman every night.


Okay which one of you assholes decided to comment on this :LOL:

[Kyle DeLexus]

I gave him a vote and left a comment. :D

ROFL Nice Pig Jerker

[Stewie]

Ha! I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad... and it's so very sad.

[mikey23545]

That's gold, Jerry...Gold!

[HypnotizedMonkey]

ROFL

[Hog Farmer]

Rank: 380

He's climbing the ladder with the help of CP he can win this thing!


He up to 315.

Come on guys ,if we can get him in the top 5 WE can get him laid.

[Kyle DeLexus]

He up to 315.

Come on guys ,if we can get him in the top 5 WE can get him laid.

Everyone can vote 1 time a day so that can help.

[Valiant]

He up to 315.

Come on guys ,if we can get him in the top 5 WE can get him laid.

Buy a dude..

That link is sooo sad..

He better hope he can take it down...

Print screen just in case he can..

[Ari Chi3fs]

So, you were just googling Wendler and blah blah blah. That's pretty queer.

Haha ha... on the surface... heh. But when it was discovered that he was #1 ranking for that thread... I helped him get the people to change his name from that thread so he WOULDN'T rank for that... so I was just checking up.

and discovered this gem of awesome sauce.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

the comments are fucking priceless.

[L.A. Chieffan]

haha bluesteel

[Ari Chi3fs]

For the Record, I didn't comment on his "modelling" page... my guess is Hog Farmer did.

[Ari Chi3fs]

OMG... lmao

[Kyle DeLexus]

For the Record, I didn't comment on his "modelling" page... my guess is Hog Farmer did.

Well they just keep coming now there are so many comments.

[Hog Farmer]

He's at 277!






Comments:

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@Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#8
By the next big thing you are looking, do you mean a prep to get your gay models ready for the shoot by "servicing" them?

If so, I believe Clayton is your man! He just looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Grams - 6/27/2009report misuse#7
Oh, dear, you're so doggone cute. Why can't you find a nice JW girl and settle down. You're a catch!

Love

Your gramma.

Claythan - 6/27/2009report misuse#6
Just Haters

IMO I rule the stood up dates.....

Prove me wrong.

Ultra Peanut - 6/27/2009report misuse#5
I bet he'd suck MY dick with those dick-sucking lips.

Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#4
I've been looking for the next big thing & I think I finally found it!

Clayton you are it!

Nick "Assclown" Athan - 6/27/2009report misuse#3
I'd hit it. I bet he'd suck my dick like I was Michael Jackson and he was a seven year old boy drunk on Jesus juice.

Ari - 6/27/2009report misuse#2
What are you smoking? The guy looks like he came out of a bad porno. Working out? Notice there are no full body shots of him nonclothed from the neck down, that might be because he either is not built/skin problems or stretch marks from surgery or weight loss.

Pig jerker - 6/27/2009report misuse#1
I think this is one fine stud. Look at the jaw structure and the muscle development. This guys been working out obviously. I'll bet he has a different woman every night.

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[Bowser]

ROFL

the comments are fucking priceless.

LMAO

[Tribal Warfare]

Susanne - 6/27/2009

I think you are cute. What city do you live in?

Now this is just mean guys

[Ari Chi3fs]

Those comments are like tags... anonymous awesomeness.

I didn't take into consideration this element of hilarity.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Now it's getting ridiculous! Jason Whitlock? Really?

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

pig jerker's the best of the bunch.

[Fritz88]

dear lord we could bring MJ back to life with the collection of laughs we are having now.

Ari Chi3fs, you own the web.

[Ebolapox]

it's moments like this that I love the internet.

[Hog Farmer]

The comments!
The comments!

I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet.

[Bwana]

:eek:

Little doubt this will be in the CP Hall Of Classics.

[Kyle DeLexus]

The_Real_Shaq even commented that is truly amazing!

[Hog Farmer]

Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

[Ari Chi3fs]

Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

ROFL~~ I don't know who said that, but awesome.

[Bowser]

Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

LMAO

Cross thread, cross SITE humor ftw!

[Ari Chi3fs]

OMG, I am gonna pass out from laughing so hard.

[Bowser]

You fuckers are wrong, god bless you.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Some of those comments are fucking hilarious!

[Kyle DeLexus]

Site Administrator - 6/27/2009
report misuse (javascript:;)
#41

I'm sorry, but your profile will now be removed from our website and casting call.

Our initial Google search discovered you are embarrassed by your penis size and secretly get your brother to have sex with your girlfriend.

We apologize for the misunderstanding.




ROFL

[Delano]

Richard Simmons - 6/27/2009

Ewwwwwwww Nice! Whap Whap Whap Whap

FAIL

It's FAP FAP FAP FAP, dumbass.

[stevieray]

Right said Clay

"Im too sexy for the lounge..
too sexy for this louinge
so sexy..
...an attention scrounge

I'm a model
you know what I mean
and I do my little turn
in the forum
ya..in the forum yeah
I shake my virgin ass
in the forum




rinse and repeat

[TrebMaxx]

This is too much. I just hope my keyboard survives the beer I spit out while laughing at the comments.

[stevieray]

The comments!
The comments!

I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet.

LMAO

[Fat Elvis]

Now this is premium content.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Too bad there is no way to rep these comments.

[Hog Farmer]

Skip Towne - 6/27/2009report misuse#51
I would install satellite television for you any day of the week.

[kstater]

LMAO at Administrator.

[Hog Farmer]

There is... See Post #1. :-) lmao

Yep :clap:

[Kyle DeLexus]

There is... See Post #1. :-) lmao

How will I ever know who pig jerker is? On this site it could be anyone

[Delano]

He needs more votes so outsiders will read the comments.

[Kyle DeLexus]

So is Jessica one of you bastards or did someone else stumble onto the fun?

[doomy3]

Okay which one of you assholes decided to comment on this :LOL:

You honestly couldn't figure out who "pig jerker" was?

[Dave Lane]

Dude is on the rise I voted for him :)

[Ari Chi3fs]

How will I ever know who pig jerker is? On this site it could be anyone

Yeah... "Pig Jerker" could anyone of ONE people... Hog Farmer obviously. heh.

Jessica - 6/27/2009report misuse#56
What's with all of these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank?

uh oh, fun may be over soon. :-(

[kstater]

That GoChiefs fella sure is fond of himself.

[Reaper16]

I love how we don't know who is posting what comment. I've laid a few gems in there so far.

[kstater]

BOOO
HISSSS
BOOOO

[Fat Elvis]

WTF? Comments are now gone...

[Ari Chi3fs]

I think it is great that he motivated himself and lost the weight... it will have a profound effect on his life.

It doesn't detract from the fact that this is one of the most hilarious things ever.

[Smed1065]

Yeah... "Pig Jerker" could anyone of ONE people... Hog Farmer obviously. heh.

Jessica - 6/27/2009report misuse#56
What's with all of these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank?

uh oh, fun may be over soon. :-(

Or flag as BS -LOL

[kstater]

"Bob Jones"

[Kyle DeLexus]

Oh Noes! The comments are gone!

[Tribal Warfare]

You honestly couldn't figure out who "pig jerker" was?

In my userID memory Rolodex, yes I forgot

[Ari Chi3fs]

if anyone still has it open... grab the comments. and paste them here.

[Reaper16]

Drat.

[Valiant]

Shit did it get taken down..

[Delano]

Damnit!

[Kyle DeLexus]

You Jackasses just ruined Clay's modeling career!

[Ari Chi3fs]

now his page is gone. oh well. glad I screencapped it.

[kstater]

He's Bob Jones now.

[Ari Chi3fs]

heh... that was the biggest laugh I have had in 2009. So, it was worth it.

[Bwana]

Shit did it get taken down..

It looks that way, Jessica you wench!

[Reaper16]

One of mine that is now lost:

Bernard 'Bonecrusher' Pollard:

Man, screw you. I ain't voting for you.

Vote for me. Everybody know Fort Wayne got faces.

[Smed1065]

It looks that way, Jessica you wench!

You Les......

[kstater]

Who was posting as ROR?

[Delano]

One of mine that is now lost:

Bernard 'Bonecrusher' Pollard:

Man, screw you. I ain't voting for you.

Vote for me. Everybody know Fort Wayne got faces.

LMAO

I'll take credit for the Site Administrator post.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Who was posting as ROR?

I did the first one I don't know who did the other 2

[kstater]

LMAO

I'll take credit for the Site Administrator post.

That was a good one. I posted the "I fap to myself"

[Fat Elvis]

Photoshop the pics of Clayton and put that bitch back up there.

[Smed1065]

LMAO

I'll take credit for the Site Administrator post.

So you caused it?

[Bwana]

You Les......

WTF??

[Tribal Warfare]

It looks that way, Jessica you wench!

I didn't see her comment

[Reaper16]

My other comments --

Boba Fett:

Look at that fucking face! I just want to freeze it in carbonite and hang it up on the lounge wall on Slave 1.

Skip Towne:

I'd install satellite television for you any day of the week.

Jessica:

What's with all these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank?

[Delano]

So you caused it?

I thought about posting some unintelligible gibberish under the moniker 'Smed1065', but I did not have time.

[Smed1065]

WTF??

Figured she was a les?

And reported from the attention it received?

Because it was not her.

[TrebMaxx]

Crap! GrannieGolfer had some more in store to share.

[Ari Chi3fs]

So, Reaper... if YOU were the "Jessica" I wonder why it got taken down so quickly?

[kstater]

So, Reaper... if YOU were the "Jessica" I wonder why it got taken down so quickly?

GoChiefs changed the name, I presume the little bitch reported it and had it taken down.

[Bob Dole]

A dream just died.

[Gonzo]

dammit...

here I am, away from the pc and that bitch locks the page before I could post as hootie. it was going to be classic...
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[Reaper16]

So, Reaper... if YOU were the "Jessica" I wonder why it got taken down so quickly?
Purely coincidence, I'd think. Because I have zero reason to lie about me authoring the Jessica comment. I put that up there purely to see if someone would post it back here on CP like "there on to us!"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ari spied
Clay's dream died

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ari spied
Clay's dream died

[Gonzo]

Im all for self confidence but damn clay, you are a fluffer.
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[Thig Lyfe]

Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the fuck in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the fuck out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.

[Tribal Warfare]

who screencapped this?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Purely coincidence, I'd think. Because I have zero reason to lie about me authoring the Jessica comment. I put that up there purely to see if someone would post it back here on CP like "there on to us!"

I figured it was someone on here until they took the comments off LMAO

[Ari Chi3fs]

who screencapped this?

I screencapped the pic on post 2... that is all, though.

[Bowser]

With permission....

I don't know who did that, but it's someone's idea of a sick practical joke..LMAO....all those photos are from my OKCupid account.

Christ, this is embarrassing. I'm not even going to comment on Ari's thread.

The comments are a barrel of monkeys, though.

ROFL

[Ari Chi3fs]

That was my favorite 90 minutes on Chiefsplanet, EVER.

[Kyle DeLexus]

That was my favorite 90 minutes on Chiefsplanet, EVER.

I had a lot of laughs.

[Smed1065]

I had a lot of laughs.

True.

[Reaper16]

That was even better than tags. We could be verbose and couple it with clever username tricks.

[Ari Chi3fs]

If I had been an evil genius... I would have posted it on Orange Mane at the same time... imagine the extra hilarity that could have brought.

[Delano]

Whoever posted the profile should come forward and receive massive amounts of positive rep.

[bdeg]

Whoever posted the profile should come forward and receive massive amounts of positive rep.

gullible?

amazing.. im pissed i missed this.

good work with the comments folks, post more if you can remember any

[Hog Farmer]

Damn, My little girls birthday party took me away for an hour and I come back to NOTHING.

Oh well, thanks ARI, that was very entertaining.

[Gonzo]

Damn, My little girls birthday party took me away for an hour and I come back to NOTHING.

Oh well, thanks ARI, that was very entertaining.
Yeah
It was great while it lasted.
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[Fritz88]

Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the **** in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the **** out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.

OH GOD ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[DaFace]

Crap...NO ONE had the page open? I saw this thread earlier and was looking forward to hilarity later. I'm sorely disappointed that it's been taken town. :sulk:

[Direckshun]

I'm going to need the actual link, because the one in the OP doesn't work for me.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'm going to need the actual link, because the one in the OP doesn't work for me.

They removed him from their site. I was going to update the comments on here but didn't get it done in time.

[Chiefs=Good]

:D


:eek:

ROFL ROFL

[luv]

They removed him from their site. I was going to update the comments on here but didn't get it done in time.

They did, or he did?

[88TG88]

wow

[Kyle DeLexus]

They did, or he did?

Well I guess he said he didn't even enter himself, so I guess it's just whatever you believe.

[Direckshun]

This may be the best thing ever.

[Ari Chi3fs]

The best ball busting EVER! I had to tell my wife why I would randomly bust out in laughter during dinner. lol

[luv]

Well I guess he said he didn't even enter himself, so I guess it's just whatever you believe.

If he didn't, I wonder who would have. I mean, someone also pointed out this site to a potential date of his not too long ago, too. People have been irritated with him (moreso than usual) lately. Hmmm.

[Ari Chi3fs]

Here is the Google Cache: no comments though. :-(

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:NlMtxF6RkUEJ:www.exploremodeling.com/contest/Male_faceof_KJP_09/1731/Clayton_Wendler.aspx+clayton+wendler&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

[Hog Farmer]

Well, one thing this thread tought me was to turn my head away from the computer while drinking beer and reading comments!

[Ari Chi3fs]

Well, one thing this thread tought me was to turn my head away from the computer while drinking beer and reading comments!

Yeah... I learned nearly the same lesson. I'm glad I wasn't snacking on something... I'm sure with the violent laughter... I could have died.

[luv]

While some things are deserved, I don't think it makes us any better by relishing in it. Of course, I don't believe in being cruel to someone. Karma can be a bitch.

[Ari Chi3fs]

NOooo. This shall be relished FOREVER!!! Mwha hah aha

[Ebolapox]

I'll cop to the comments from the following people...

jason whitlock, the_real_shaq, nick athan, martha wendler's basement and clayton wendler's sister.

[LaChapelle]

While some things are deserved, I don't think it makes us any better by relishing in it. Of course, I don't believe in being cruel to someone. Karma can be a bitch.

Those comments by you on the site weren't so nice.

[btlook1]

where is Claythan? I guess he has tucked tail and ran away tonight? We all know he's not out on a date or anything like that?

[Dave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1go0c7cYPOg&feature=related

Can't embed

[Tribal Warfare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1go0c7cYPOg&feature=related

Can't embed

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[luv]

Those comments by you on the site weren't so nice.

It's okay. I'm retracting my previous statement. Anyone as internet famous as him doesn't need people making excuses for him.

[booger]

Claythan a model?

This thread needs the "Clays gay rainbow party" tag.

that is all

[googlegoogle]

Claythan a model?

This thread needs the "Clays gay rainbow party" tag.

that is all

LMAO

[crazycoffey]

Funny thread, sorry I missed it all; Goatboy, a thread all about you and you haven't even posted in it once?

[booger]

somebody said he's hosting a gay rainbow party or something.

[Skip Towne]

Claythan has had a rough week.

[Crush]

Claythan a model?

This thread needs the "Clays gay rainbow party" tag.

that is all



The tags are being held down by Da Man.

[Otter]

I'd feel sorry if it wasn't GoChiefs. LMAO

[the Talking Can]

wow


badasss

[Phobia]

Heh. This is so awesome I got a text message about it last night. I'm just sorry I couldn't be near a 'puter until now.

Clay, we need you on this thread Shnuckums.

[Gonzo]

Heh. This is so awesome I got a text message about it last night. I'm just sorry I couldn't be near a 'puter until now.

Clay, we need you on this thread Shnuckums.

No doubt...

I don't know if he did this site up himself or if someone from here did it for him, (to him). I would probably vote for the latter. As Luv said earlier, Karma's a bitch and this was his, IMO.
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[Rain Man]

It looks like I missed the fun, but I did take the opportunity to vote for that guy names "Michael A". That guy really should be a model.

[Otter]

I was sure it was a young Robert DeNiro at first glance.

[crazycoffey]

No doubt...

I don't know if he did this site up himself or if someone from here did it for him, (to him). I would probably vote for the latter. As Luv said earlier, Karma's a bitch and this was his, IMO.
Posted via Mobile Device


and we may never know the truth, he certainly will never fess up to being behind the approval in any chisled way, sturdy shape, or sexy form. And I may not ever believe anyone claiming they did it without consent anyway.....

[Gonzo]

In case you all missed this hilarity...

[BigVE]

Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.

[Phobia]

Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.

If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.

[JOhn]

Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.

Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself. ROFL



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.:spock:

[Phobia]

Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself. ROFL



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.:spock:

Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.

[Skip Towne]

If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.

:LOL: A couple of hundred pounds.

[Fat Elvis]

Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.

He's NEVER gonna live that one down....

[dirk digler]

How embarrassing to be discovered trying to be a gay model.

[Fat Elvis]

When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.

[JOhn]

When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.

:LOL:

Oh jeeezzzz

I just about choked on my drink. I hadn't even thought about that ROFL

Oh Claythannnnnn Mommy says it's picture time... ROFL

[Fat Elvis]

I don't know what hurt worse for him: that his secret was uncovered by Chiefsplanet and they teased him, or that the moderators on the model site thought the pictures and comments were part of a chat room gag.

Ouch. A site for wannabe male models thinks the pictures you posted of yourself are part of a cruel joke.

[Iowanian]

He'd probably have had better luck if he was still fat, regrowing that Amish Catfish beard and modeling as a "bear".




Roar, tigger.

[gblowfish]

Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.


Or not...

[ChiTown]

Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.


Or not...

I'd bet you are right. Especially, if by Ryan Seacrest, you mean a person who sucks cock for a living.

[luv]

If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.

This. Talking to him used to be fun. Now, all he does is talk about himself, how good looking he is, how all these chicks message him (yet don't sleep with him....hmmm...could we like more than looks?), and take pictures of himself without a shirt on. BORING.

[crazycoffey]

I'd bet you are right. Especially, if by Ryan Seacrest, you mean a person who sucks cock for a living.


you mean I could get paid to suck cock?[/goatboy]

[Tribal Warfare]

take pictures of himself without a shirt on.


Those are only headshots too

[Short Leash Hootie]

This. Talking to him used to be fun. Now, all he does is talk about himself, how good looking he is, how all these chicks message him (yet don't sleep with him....hmmm...could we like more than looks?), and take pictures of himself without a shirt on. BORING.

are you upset you know longer have a chance with the guy?

I give him credit for shedding all of that weight...good for him if he feels good about himself.

[Skip Towne]

This doesn't surprise me. He's posted pics of naked men on here before.

[Katipan]

I give him credit for shedding all of that weight...good for him if he feels good about himself.

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

[Short Leash Hootie]

Most importantly, I'd pee in his butt.

[Donger]

Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue

[Ari Chi3fs]

WTF? Hootie... you are a strange one. Good Lord.

[Donger]

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

Ahhhhh! Look who's getting all maternal.

[Short Leash Hootie]

WTF? Hootie... you are a strange one. Good Lord.

It's amazing how much different entire groups of people can be ROFL

Gay lingo is just a social norm around here...if you can't pee in your best friends butt, what can you do?

[Kyle DeLexus]

It's amazing how much different entire groups of people can be ROFL

Gay lingo is just a social norm around here...if you can't pee in your best friends butt, what can you do?


Not pee in his butt :shrug:

[DeezNutz]

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

A "kid" who is about 3 years your junior, I believe.

Anywho, I have no problem with GoChiefs. Though he loves his E-Attention, he's a solid contributor to the board. And I would not pee on him or anyone else. Unless there was a jelly fish situation...

[Short Leash Hootie]

what if it is a her?

[Short Leash Hootie]

for $300,000...would you give a dude, any dude, an HJ?

[Short Leash Hootie]

$1.2M for a BJ, and $10.5M if it's a family member...

[Kyle DeLexus]

for $300,000...would you give a dude, any dude, an HJ?

Is it a short guy?

[Short Leash Hootie]

For $4.2M USD...would you lick GoChiefs' butthole?

[DeezNutz]

I call BS on those numbers.

[Short Leash Hootie]

(that's a pretty easy yes if you ask me)

[Short Leash Hootie]

I call BS on those numbers.

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

[Skip Towne]

$1.2M for a BJ, and $10.5M if it's a family member...

I just want a dollars worth.

[DeezNutz]

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

ROFL

[Kyle DeLexus]

For $4.2M USD...would you lick GoChiefs' butthole?

Is he gonna wash first? What if you live in Canada?

[Short Leash Hootie]

What if you live in Canada?

Sucks for you.

[crazycoffey]

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.


I don't think it's a "strong angry emotion", I think some posters come off sounding that way, because you can't read the posts' tone, etc online. Like for me, my disdain is from his ignorance about several "life lessons" he just hasn't learned yet. But it's not about not knowing them, it's the 13 year old "I know everything" mentality, and the 8 year old responses to criticism.

He's sent me plenty of rep comments/private messages with less than cordial context too, and it's just irritating enough to bust his chops when he's caught up doing something dumb like in this thread, or the golf course thread. He's a borderline shit stirrer, just to pass his time.

He also does some pretty neat things with videos and such, but calling him a smart kid isn't something I would say either. I've busted his chops as hard as anyone on here (and just like I do when I bust Mecca's chops, I've also always tried to offer olive branches - they both have continuely rejected them) but at the end of the day, "angry" is a bit harsh.

[Katipan]

A "kid" who is about 3 years your junior, I believe.

Anywho, I have no problem with GoChiefs. Though he loves his E-Attention, he's a solid contributor to the board. And I would not pee on him or anyone else. Unless there was a jelly fish situation...

Yeah that argument doesn't do a whole lot for me. There are 50 year old men here that I'm more mature than.

Not to mention more manly.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Sucks for you.Actually, I plan on getting dual citizenship. Canada has some of the best strip clubs in the world. Not to mention great outdoor activities and of course hockey.

[Short Leash Hootie]

you guys are boring I'm going to go play halo

[DeezNutz]

Yeah that argument doesn't do a whole lot for me. There are 50 year old men here that I'm more mature than.

Not to mention more manly.

Your penis is far more impressive than the average bear's, granted.

[Katipan]

I don't think it's a "strong angry emotion", I think some posters come off sounding that way, because you can't read the posts' tone, etc online. Like for me, my disdain is from his ignorance about several "life lessons" he just hasn't learned yet. But it's not about not knowing them, it's the 13 year old "I know everything" mentality, and the 8 year old responses to criticism.

He's sent me plenty of rep comments/private messages with less than cordial context too, and it's just irritating enough to bust his chops when he's caught up doing something dumb like in this thread, or the golf course thread. He's a borderline shit stirrer, just to pass his time.

He also does some pretty neat things with videos and such, but calling him a smart kid isn't something I would say either. I've busted his chops as hard as anyone on here (and just like I do when I bust Mecca's chops, I've also always tried to offer olive branches - they both have continuely rejected them) but at the end of the day, "angry" is a bit harsh.

I don't know baby. You sure took a good portion of 5 minutes to type all the reasons why you aren't angry.

I think it's pretty easy to tell who is emotionally invested in gochiefs posts and who is not.

[Katipan]

Your penis is far more impressive than the average bear's, granted.

Just cuz it's purple.

[crazycoffey]

I don't know baby. You sure took a good portion of 5 minutes to type all the reasons why you aren't angry.

I think it's pretty easy to tell who is emotionally invested in gochiefs posts and who is not.

you think it took 5 minutes to type all that? Plus that was more of the total opinion of the boy, and for the few years of conflict between he and I; that's really a pretty small opinion of him.

[crazycoffey]

Just cuz it's purple.


I don't know how I feel about this....

[DeezNutz]

Just cuz it's purple.

Walgreen's.

[Katipan]

you think it took 5 minutes to type all that? Plus that was more of the total opinion of the boy, and for the few years of conflict between he and I; that's really a pretty small opinion of him.

So I can cross your name off the list of people that hopes he gets herpes?

[FAX]

Mr. GoChiefs is an enigma contained in a mystery wrapped in a burrito.

He has talent, but he chooses not to take full advantage of it. Were I him, I'd be in school. He could gain a degree in journalism or whatever. Besides, that's where all the girls are.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

Mr. GoChiefs is an enigma contained in a mystery wrapped in a burrito.

He has talent, but he chooses not to take full advantage of it. Were I him, I'd be in school. He could gain a degree in journalism or whatever. Besides, that's where all the girls are.

FAX

The problem with school, from my experience, is that the girls there tend to be living.

[Rain Man]

The problem with school, from my experience, is that the girls there tend to be living.


Yeah, but you can fix that.

[DaKCMan AP]

Don't know what's going on here, but thought I'd bring some Awesome to this thread.

[Tribal Warfare]

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

[MOhillbilly]

Mr. GoChiefs is an enigma contained in a mystery wrapped in a burrito.

He has talent, but he chooses not to take full advantage of it. Were I him, I'd be in school. He could gain a degree in journalism or whatever. Besides, that's where all the girls are.

FAX

I heard the burritos out in california could fly higher than the sun.

[MOhillbilly]

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

there is something wrong with him. chemical embalance or something. Maybe his dad touched him where he pees. i dunno.

[RJ]

Is this another thread about gochiefs?

There seem to be a lot of those.

[Reaper16]

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...
I'm with you. Easy money, baby. Its just a handjob, shit. I don't give two damns.

[booger]

this reminds me of joe dirt

[ChiTown]

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

Kids = teenagers.

Kids do not equal 27 yr olds who live out of their parents house

That = loser

[Phobia]

I'm with you. Easy money, baby. Its just a handjob, shit. I don't give two damns.

I'll give you $20.

[booger]

guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure.

[Reaper16]

I'll give you $20.
After I pay for the gas to get over to Lee's Summitt, I'd be down to like $4 profit. That's not enough to get me off of the couch.

[ChiTown]

guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure.

ROFL

[Phobia]

After I pay for the gas to get over to Lee's Summitt, I'd be down to like $4 profit. That's not enough to get me off of the couch.
Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're negotiating your price, Princess.

[Brock]

This thread took a turn for the gay. I suspect Hootie's involved somehow.

[booger]

reminds me of the bill shatner commercial priceline negotiator.


mamby pampy

[Katipan]

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

If I can be a dude, he can be a kid.

[booger]

can i be a ninja?

[Reaper16]

Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're negotiating your price, Princess.
I'll tell you one thing, I'm not whoring myself out at discount prices like Hootie. No way I go for less than him. A man has to have some self-respect when in the giving-handies-to-dudes business.




I'll charge $501.

[Tribal Warfare]

If I can be a dude, he can be a kid.

Well, if that's your prerogative then best wishes

[Katipan]

Well, if that's your prerogative then best wishes

Indeed.

[Donger]

Can someone please post that animated gif of the startled rodent?

[Fat Elvis]

I'll tell you one thing, I'm not whoring myself out at discount prices like Hootie. No way I go for less than him. A man has to have some self-respect when in the giving-handies-to-dudes business.




I'll charge $501.

Yeah, but I'm sure Hootie will take $500 in Casino Cash....

[booger]

great now they want to talk about gerbils.

[FAX]

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

[Phobia]

Yeah, but I'm sure Hootie will take $500 in Casino Cash....

Heh. I think I'll pass. If I could get excited about a hairy dude grabbing my junk then I'm full-on gay.

[booger]

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

only you can prevent forest fires mr fax

[Rain Man]

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX


Are you sure you'd be able to do that? You'd have to spend a lot of time out in the woods and be able to identify the edible berries and hunt down and kill deer with bare hands.

Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of bears.

[Valiant]

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..

[Skip Towne]

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

I wanna be a streetcar conductor.

[Rain Man]

I wanna be a streetcar conductor.


I think the only opening right now is for a lightning conductor. It has a great pension program, though.

[JOhn]

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX
I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stay home all day :D

[FAX]

Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX

[Valiant]

So I can cross your name off the list of people that hopes he gets herpes?

There's a list?? I want to see said list..

[DeezNutz]

I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stray home all day :D

Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.

[JOhn]

Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.

naw, then I can stay home & play with myself all day or just be a lesbian :dom:

[Donger]

I'd like to be Uma Thurman's nipples for about 6.34 seconds.

[FAX]

Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.

FAX

[booger]

Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX

wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

[Katipan]

Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..

:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a fucking forest ranger now.

[Kyle DeLexus]

:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a fucking forest ranger now.

FAX convince you with the chaining people up in the basement thing?

[booger]

wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.

[Rain Man]

I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.

[Tribal Warfare]

:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a fucking forest ranger now.

http://www.evilscale.com/images/819200875144pm.jpg

[DeezNutz]

You calling me an astronaut?

[Donger]

My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.