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Chiefnj2
07-02-2009, 09:06 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

bevischief
07-02-2009, 09:07 AM
Antifreeze.

Scorp
07-02-2009, 09:07 AM
Beach Tribe was this you?

rockymtnchief
07-02-2009, 09:10 AM
Human stupidity amazes me every day. I bet he the whole thing. :D

seclark
07-02-2009, 09:11 AM
nail clippers? wtf? didn't he have a can opener?
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Slainte
07-02-2009, 09:13 AM
Why didn't he do it the old fashioned way?

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/design-and-style/how-to-guides/how-to-make-a-rose-with-icing/step-1-sausage-cut-lg--gt_full_width_landscape.jpg

Gonzo
07-02-2009, 09:20 AM
nail clippers? wtf? didn't he have a can opener?
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The doc had to use bolt cutters on me.

DaFace
07-02-2009, 09:22 AM
Human stupidity amazes me every day. I bet he the whole thing. :D

Someone's gonna have to clue me in on the origins of this.

Otter
07-02-2009, 09:24 AM
I'm glad mine was done before I formed long term memory.

Scorp
07-02-2009, 09:38 AM
Someone's gonna have to clue me in on the origins of this.

Yeah it is kinda getting annoying without knowing wtf?

Gonzo
07-02-2009, 09:50 AM
Yeah it is kinda getting annoying without knowing wtf?

Someone's gonna have to clue me in on the origins of this.

I sent you both a pm.
Make sure you the whole thing.


(That will be 500,000 in casino cash)

TinyEvel
07-02-2009, 09:57 AM
ugh!
I have a skin tag under my arm, and I'm thinking of using nail clippers on that and STILL can't bring myself to do it.

gblowfish
07-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Mazeltov!!!

Scorp
07-02-2009, 10:08 AM
ugh!
I have a skin tag under my arm, and I'm thinking of using nail clippers on that and STILL can't bring myself to do it.

Dude....that is your penis! Don't do it! :D

DaFace
07-02-2009, 10:08 AM
I sent you both a pm.
Make sure you the whole thing.


(That will be 500,000 in casino cash)

Ok, I still don't really get it, but whatever. I'll hook you up, just cuz it's a Thursday that feels like a Friday.

Gonzo
07-02-2009, 10:14 AM
Ok, I still don't really get it, but whatever. I'll hook you up, just cuz it's a Thursday that feels like a Friday.

It was that post that buck did..

Hold on, I'll get it to you.

He's really fed this demon to where it has taken off into idiocracy.

Thanks for the hook up man. :)

Gonzo
07-02-2009, 10:16 AM
Ok...
It was this post, making fun of the thread title basically.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5870897&postcount=5

cdcox
07-02-2009, 10:18 AM
Ok...
It was this post, making fun of the thread title basically.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5870897&postcount=5

I googled "I would the whole thing" thinking it was some kind of cultural reference, then noticed that Chiefsplanet was the number 2 hit and realized it was just our own special dumbassery.

Gonzo
07-02-2009, 10:34 AM
I googled "I would the whole thing" thinking it was some kind of cultural reference, then noticed that Chiefsplanet was the number 2 hit and realized it was just our own special dumbassery.

This is true...

Our dumbassery is number two in the world.

DaFace
07-02-2009, 10:47 AM
I googled "I would the whole thing" thinking it was some kind of cultural reference, then noticed that Chiefsplanet was the number 2 hit and realized it was just our own special dumbassery.

From what I can tell, it all stems from a guy (or a group of people) who were bored and chatted with customer service reps from "fleshlight" because "I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING." Mildly funny I suppose.

Buehler445
07-02-2009, 11:48 AM
From what I can tell, it all stems from a guy (or a group of people) who were bored and chatted with customer service reps from "fleshlight" because "I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING." Mildly funny I suppose.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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LaChapelle
07-02-2009, 11:53 AM
Are you wearing a condom?
Don't worry I've been clipped.