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Great Expectations
07-03-2009, 01:14 PM
TWO midget wrestlers died after a drink-fuelled night with hookers.
The pair were found in a hotel room on Monday in Mexico City, not far from the famous Arena Mexico wrestling venue.

They were identified as brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, who were known in the ring as La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.

Reports say the wrestlers, both aged 35, picked up two prostitutes and took them to a hotel room but, hours later, the women left alone.

When a hotel worker went to clean the room they discovered the bodies of the wrestlers laying in the beds.

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

Authorities revealed the brothers did not have any trace of physical violence and that their belongings were missing from the scene.

The prostitutes have since been taken in by police for questioning.

07-03-2009, 01:17 PM
No big loss.

07-03-2009, 01:17 PM
this reminds me i need tickets to the circus

07-03-2009, 01:21 PM
Sounds like their heads got too big.

07-03-2009, 01:23 PM
I guess they'll have to settle this in small claims court.


07-03-2009, 01:25 PM
I believe it. Most of your common OTC eyedrop solutions can kill you if you ingest enough of it. In kids (or dwarves) it might only take a few ounces.

07-03-2009, 01:25 PM
They say that every time a midget is seduced by a prostitute, poisoned with eye drops, robbed, and left for dead in a hotel room, an angel gets his wings.


07-03-2009, 01:26 PM
Paying prostitutes was just 1 of their shortcummings.

07-03-2009, 01:41 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been said yet but, this thread is worthless without pics.

07-03-2009, 01:45 PM
Espectrito Jr.


07-03-2009, 02:26 PM
The coroner will take over for them until replacements are found. He did tag them both out.

07-03-2009, 02:29 PM
You cannot make this stuff up.

07-03-2009, 02:33 PM
I hope they both at least got a Happy Little Ending before they went...

07-03-2009, 02:35 PM
Came up a bit short in the end

07-03-2009, 02:49 PM
the girls got in the room and saw they were a little short on cash

Pioli Zombie
07-03-2009, 03:00 PM
This story is being dwarfed in the news.
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07-03-2009, 03:35 PM
Espectrito Jr.


Lil Nacho

07-03-2009, 04:17 PM
what the hell is this world coming to when you can't trust a mexican prostitute??

07-03-2009, 05:08 PM
Hookers stole their belongings. Should be easy to trace of we can find out what do midgets usually carry around with them. Look for hookers with small stuff.

07-03-2009, 05:18 PM
They'll be buried in a cabbage field

07-03-2009, 05:49 PM

Skinless cat looking motherfucker with huge eyeballs repeating the word "precious' constantly.

07-03-2009, 06:11 PM
They'll be buried in a cabbage field

A fitting end. Everyone knows that midget babies are found under cabbage leaves.

Pioli Zombie
07-03-2009, 09:41 PM
What do you call a dead midget in a hotel room?

I'm sorry. No punchline is going to top that sentence.
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Sofa King
07-03-2009, 09:47 PM
i called it... the next "big" celebrity death would be a pro wrestler... i guess two smaller ones count as one full sized death......

guess we can close the "next celebrity death" thread...

07-03-2009, 09:51 PM
Do 2 dead midges equate to the passing of that of an average sized man, or do you need 3 midgets? ...ugh I forgot the conversion factor! :cigar:

Rain Man
07-03-2009, 09:51 PM
I hear the hotel was a Microtel.

Pioli Zombie
07-03-2009, 10:08 PM
At least they can save money by stuffing them into one coffin.
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Pioli Zombie
07-03-2009, 10:09 PM
Does this thread count as a "racial slur"??
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Ultra Peanut
07-03-2009, 10:26 PM
La Parkita, nooooo. Biggest little man in the game. :(

I'm 100% serious when I say this bums me out.

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Pioli Zombie
07-03-2009, 11:14 PM
Lisa Lampanelli is on comedy central. This woman is so effen funny. Easily the greatest female standup evah and I can only think of 4 or 5 guys better than her.

Since we were going off on midgets....
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07-04-2009, 08:15 AM
Two midgets were on vacation getting wasted when they decided that their last night was gonna go out with a "bang".
One midget says to another, "hey we should each get a hooker and bring em back to our rooms!"
The other midget agrees and they go on there way.
They arrive back at the hotel and seperate to their rooms which happen to be right next to each other.
While the one midget is sittin' there with his hooker so drunk he couldn't even get it hard, he hears in the next room over, "here i come again, 1.....2........3......UGH"
In disbelief he says to himself, "That motherfucker, he's already gettin' off and i can't even get it up!"
After a few more minutes he hears it again, "here i come again, 1.....2....3....UGH!"
Now the dudes really pissed and kicks the hooker out of his room.
The next morning they meet up in the lobby and the one midget asks the other, "how was your night?"
"Dude, I don't even wanna talk about it" he says, "I couldn't even get it up"
The other midget looks up and says, "dude you think you had it bad, i couldn't even get on the bed"

07-04-2009, 08:48 AM
Frazod is Dead??!!!


Pioli Zombie
07-05-2009, 07:07 AM
What does a midget, Steve McNair, and Michael Jackson's date all have in common?

They were all at least a foot too short.
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