View Full Version : Funny Stuff So you mean to tell me?

07-04-2009, 10:06 AM
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that dont have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, no Screaming Meemies? Kickin' Wing: No. Joe Dirt: Oh come on man, you don't got no Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippedy-doodas, Crap Flappers? Kickin' Wing: No, I don't. Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand and tell me you dont have any Whistling Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the Scooter Stick, or one single Whistling Kitty-chaser? Kickin' Wing: No. Joe Dirt: Why? Kickin' Wing: Because Snakes and Sparklers are the only ones I like.

07-04-2009, 10:16 AM
snakes and sparklers suck

07-04-2009, 10:16 AM
I got a better idea! ....let's shoot fireballs at it!

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-04-2009, 11:34 AM
played the audio of that on my show the other day. good stuff.

07-04-2009, 11:41 AM
Sounds like the fireworks stands out here.

I'm better off just holding up my lighter.

Kyle DeLexus
07-04-2009, 11:44 AM
snakes and sparklers suckThats 100% BS. Snakes might suck but sparklers are the shit. SPARKLER BOMBS!

07-04-2009, 11:54 AM
I don't give a poop what anyone else thinks, I loved that movie...LMAO

07-04-2009, 05:49 PM
Thats 100% BS. Snakes might suck but sparklers are the shit. SPARKLER BOMBS!