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07-06-2009, 11:04 AM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

07-06-2009, 11:07 AM
Not too far from the truth. Tieing in to the "Dunkin Donuts" thread, there was one shop near my house when I was a kid that kept a police jacket hanging on a peg with an active scanner radio going in the pocket. That way, if someone came in to case the joint, he'd think one of the customers was a cop. (This was back in the days when people actually sat around in a coffee shop...)

07-06-2009, 11:33 AM
Clever. Very clever.