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Chocolate Hog
07-07-2009, 04:00 PM
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“When Mike Brown is healthy he’s a beast. When he was at the top of his game, he was the leader of the Chicago defense, not (Brian) Urlacher. Anybody who watched the Bears would tell you that.”

Count Alex's Losses
07-07-2009, 04:02 PM
You gots ta slow that shit doooooown

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doomy3
07-07-2009, 04:03 PM
Raised on Riots is a douche.

Gonzo
07-07-2009, 04:03 PM
I WOULD THE WHOLE THING!

Chocolate Hog
07-07-2009, 04:04 PM
I like Raised on Riots. He will realize Mike Brown is better then Bernard Pollard and will be the coolest poster on Chiefsplanet.

RedNeckRaider
07-07-2009, 04:09 PM
I like Raised on Riots. He will realize Mike Brown is better then Bernard Pollard and will be the coolest poster on Chiefsplanet.

Are you 12?

Chocolate Hog
07-07-2009, 04:11 PM
Are you 12?

Nope. The guy is entertaining i'd say thats what makes Chiefsplanet better then the other Chiefs messageboard. Besides the news updates on here theres some hilarious posters.

FAX
07-07-2009, 04:16 PM
Mr. Raised On Rats is a very complex individual. I have come to believe that he has every complex in the book, in fact.

However, he did invent the phrase, "And Piss On Herm". And, for this, I am forever grateful.

Of course, there is still hope for him. Perhaps, someday, in the not-so-distant future, when Mr. Raised On Rats grows up and meets that special someone and does the big nasty with that special someone and has children of his own, he will realize that he is a total moron when he sees his little children running around in their little stocking feet saying, "Daddy and Mommy are douches!!! Daddy and Mommy are douches!!!".

FAX THE HOPEFUL

Der Flöprer
07-07-2009, 04:19 PM
ROR adds flavor to this place. And as Fax said, he did invent "And piss on Herm."

JASONSAUTO
07-07-2009, 05:03 PM
i prefer to call him raised on rectums

Baconeater
07-07-2009, 05:17 PM
Does he still post here?

Halfcan
07-07-2009, 05:17 PM
i prefer to call him raised on rectums

ROFL

Skip Towne
07-07-2009, 05:19 PM
i prefer to call him raised in rectums

Fixed it.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-07-2009, 05:23 PM
Fixed it.

Oh, so he's a Raider fan...that explains a few things.

Raised On Riots
07-07-2009, 06:46 PM
I'm staying the hell out of this.

JASONSAUTO
07-07-2009, 06:47 PM
I'm staying the hell out of this.

ROFL maybe he's learning that he's pwned around here

rad
07-07-2009, 07:17 PM
Did something happen?

Baconeater
07-07-2009, 07:47 PM
Did something happen?
Yeah.

kstater
07-07-2009, 07:58 PM
Does he still post here?
Yes. occasionally FFVB is slightly slow, so I can sometimes see a thread by him for a second before it's gone.

Chocolate Hog
07-07-2009, 09:07 PM
This thread wasnt made to pwnt him it was to get him on the Mike Brown ship

FAX
07-07-2009, 09:12 PM
This thread wasnt made to pwnt him it was to get him on the Mike Brown ship

And this, Mr. billay, is where you are sadly wrong.

All threads are made to pwnt Mr. Raised On Rats.

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

doomy3
07-07-2009, 09:52 PM
I'm staying the hell out of this.

But, I bet you aren't unsubscribing.

Raised On Riots
07-07-2009, 10:54 PM
Oh, so I've gone Full Retard for insinuating something so ludicrous...that explains a few things.

It's okay little feller, dust yourself off and go again.;)

Raised On Riots
07-07-2009, 10:56 PM
And this, Mr. billay, is where you are sadly wrong.

All threads are made to pwnt Mr. Raised On Rats.

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

You are the damnedest creature, Mr. FUX.

FAX
07-07-2009, 10:58 PM
You are the damnedest creature, Mr. FUX.

Turn your rep system on, you big chicken.

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

Raised On Riots
07-07-2009, 11:00 PM
Turn your rep system on, you big chicken.

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

N'yet!

And Piss On Rep.

FAX
07-07-2009, 11:06 PM
"Bok, Bok, Bwok, Bwok, Bok."

*flapping elbows wildly"

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

Raised On Riots
07-07-2009, 11:08 PM
"Bok, Bok, Bwok, Bwok, Bok."

*flapping elbows wildly"

EDIT: (APOH)

FAX

LMAO

Duck Dog
07-08-2009, 08:19 AM
I prefer to call him conceived in rectums

FYP

Raised On Riots
07-08-2009, 09:44 AM
FYP

I prefer to think of you and Duck Dong as my tag-team Sake-fetchers.

http://www.iconspedia.com/uploads/1847727621007362806.png

"Wel-come to-the-fold Duck-Dong you ass,
Now you go-to work and fill my glass"...

Ohhhhh...Sankyou!

:fire:

And piss on Herm!

L.A. Chieffan
07-08-2009, 09:47 AM
is it 2003 again?

Mr. Plow
07-08-2009, 09:50 AM
Yes. occasionally FFVB is slightly slow, so I can sometimes see a thread by him for a second before it's gone.

It has been quieter around here.

chagrin
07-08-2009, 12:26 PM
what the hell? We signed Brown?

Reaper16
07-08-2009, 12:28 PM
Ooooooh, he hit a receiver hard! Big fucking deal.

chagrin
07-08-2009, 12:31 PM
I like that signing, he's a fucking ball hawk, which we need on D - of course he's like injury flypaper but still...

JASONSAUTO
07-08-2009, 12:34 PM
I prefer to think of you and Duck Dong as my tag-team Sake-fetchers.

http://www.iconspedia.com/uploads/1847727621007362806.png

"Wel-come to-the-fold Duck-Dong you ass,
Now you go-to work and fill my glass"...

Ohhhhh...Sankyou!

:fire:

And piss on Herm!

still wanting that glass of sperm, huh?

Chocolate Hog
07-08-2009, 01:36 PM
Ooooooh, he hit a receiver hard! Big ****ing deal.

Yup and thats what you were saying about Bernard Pollard in college. He doesn't do that in the NFL you know why? He doesn't tackle true fan.

Reaper16
07-08-2009, 01:42 PM
Yup and thats what you were saying about Bernard Pollard in college. He doesn't do that in the NFL you know why? He doesn't tackle true fan.
Can you clarify that post grammatically? I'd love to answer back but I'm unsure as to how.

L.A. Chieffan
07-08-2009, 01:43 PM
Yup and thats what you were saying about Bernard Pollard in college. He doesn't do that in the NFL you know why? He doesn't tackle true fan.

are you typing this with a trucker hat on and tobacco in your mouth?

Chocolate Hog
07-08-2009, 01:57 PM
I was typing from the library while studying for a test. Anyway focus on the grammar and not Pollards suck, it's what true fans do.

L.A. Chieffan
07-08-2009, 01:58 PM
I was typing from the library while studying for a test. Anyway focus on the grammar and not Pollards suck, it's what true fans do.

i think you have the definition of true fan bass ackwards. yup, pollard mad now

Reaper16
07-08-2009, 02:00 PM
I was typing from the library while studying for a test. Anyway focus on the grammar and not Pollards suck, it's what true fans do.
I'd like to congratulate you. In the history of the "true fan" stigma here on CP, you are the first to associate me with the term. Funny.

Chocolate Hog
07-08-2009, 02:00 PM
i think you have the definition of true fan bass ackwards. yup, pollard mad now

Not really. You think hes a good safety based on what? All the wrong angles to the ball carrier?

doomy3
07-08-2009, 02:14 PM
Not really. You think hes a good safety based on what? All the wrong angles to the ball carrier?

Did Reaper or L.A. Chieffan say Pollard was a good safety or am I missing something?

Reaper16
07-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Did Reaper or L.A. Chieffan say Pollard was a good safety or am I missing something?
I'm certainly missing something.

Raised On Riots
07-08-2009, 02:23 PM
LMAO Billay throws out "True Fan".

SNR
07-08-2009, 02:39 PM
Heh. Anyone catch the KC Royals box score in the corner of that gif? Funny stuff.

Reaper16
07-08-2009, 04:27 PM
Heh. Anyone catch the KC Royals box score in the corner of that gif? Funny stuff.
LMAO Good looking out.

BossChief
07-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Not really. You think hes a good safety based on what? All the wrong angles to the ball carrier?

Pollard did lead the team in tackles last year as a cover two safety.

The new defense will have him playing alot more box safety which is what he excelled at while at Purdue.

With Brown covering the deep middle, and taking over on third and long on the strong side we should have a productive crop of safeties.

People will blow a gasket when Morgan gets cut because of his absolute suck on special teams.

Raised On Riots
07-09-2009, 07:56 AM
Sorry Billay, Brown was a monster in Chicago but he's just another short-term interloper in KC.

You might get me on the Cassel bandwagon after I learned yesterday that we'll be running the ball more and playing less College Ball in the passing game.

There is always hope, my son.:D

BarrySPAMAID
07-09-2009, 10:51 AM
Pollard did lead the team in tackles last year as a cover two safety.

The new defense will have him playing alot more box safety which is what he excelled at while at Purdue.

With Brown covering the deep middle, and taking over on third and long on the strong side we should have a productive crop of safeties.

People will blow a gasket when Morgan gets cut because of his absolute suck on special teams.

I'm not so sure about Morgan either. This is another one of those players that I worry about. We'll see how he does in camp.