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Count Alex's Losses
07-07-2009, 06:14 PM
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

OnTheWarpath58
07-07-2009, 06:15 PM
You need to call this broad up.

Would be quite the contrast from your last (first) conquest.

Der Flöprer
07-07-2009, 06:16 PM
Get on it boys. This may be the only set of balls your wives will allow near their vaginas.

Count Alex's Losses
07-07-2009, 06:16 PM
In Soviet Russia, vagina fucks YOU!

OnTheWarpath58
07-07-2009, 06:22 PM
In Soviet Russia, vagina fucks YOU!

LMAO

"Bob" Dobbs
07-07-2009, 06:35 PM
Worthless w/o pics. I think.

Fish
07-07-2009, 06:47 PM
Worthless w/o pics. I think.

:shake:

Odds probably aren't too good there....

CrazyPhuD
07-07-2009, 06:47 PM
I bet you could beat her.

Oh wait...I thought this was about vagina odor....

Shaid
07-07-2009, 06:48 PM
In Soviet Russia, vagina ****s YOU!

ROFL

http://images.jambase.com/fans/Shenny/YakovSmirnoff.jpg

Hog Farmer
07-07-2009, 06:58 PM
That's my kind of woman!

Buzzsaw
07-07-2009, 07:11 PM
She's gotta be juicing

Rain Man
07-07-2009, 07:35 PM
She's gotta be juicing


I can't top this.

RJ
07-07-2009, 07:50 PM
Vaginal muscles? Exercise balls? Unforgettable pleasure in bed?

Am I the only one who sees a ready made infomercial here?

The Vaginacizer!

You Can Even Do It While Watching TV!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
07-07-2009, 08:01 PM
HAHAH... my grandpa emailed this to me. Awesome.

Otter
07-07-2009, 08:02 PM
Russian Woman...there's a shocker.

LaChapelle
07-07-2009, 08:05 PM
If you don't please her while going down on her. She can wrap her legs around your head. Dislocate your tongue or suck an eye out of it's socket.

MahiMike
07-07-2009, 08:31 PM
The ultimate Snapper Pussy!

FAX
07-07-2009, 09:23 PM
I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX

Gonzo
07-07-2009, 09:31 PM
Talk about your sticky situations...
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Dartgod
07-07-2009, 10:47 PM
She's gotta be juicing

I can't top this.

I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX
Apparently you could have. But YOU didn't.

Very well played, Mr. FAX.

Kerberos
07-08-2009, 06:27 AM
And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?

KcFanInGA
07-08-2009, 07:10 AM
Thanks, but I prefer the skin ON my penis, not dangling off the end like a wet sock.

Katipan
07-08-2009, 07:14 AM
Something new for my bucket list.

BucEyedPea
07-08-2009, 07:14 AM
Mine's been dislocated.

Katipan
07-08-2009, 07:15 AM
Slam that thing against the wall and pop it back in

Bwana
07-08-2009, 07:35 AM
If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

"Oh Borris, you come lay on me."

Borris: Awwwwwwww!

Tatiata: You anger Tatiata with look at other woman. We now call now stubby.

Bob Dole
07-08-2009, 08:25 AM
Seriously. Manufacture the vaginal barbell, put together a Vagercize DVD and have Vince (Shamwow, Slapchop) put together a 60 second commercial for late night TV.

MILLIONAIRE!!

Sofa King
07-08-2009, 08:33 AM
Sounds like she's in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome....

seclark
07-08-2009, 08:35 AM
this thread's for pussies.
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CoMoChief
07-08-2009, 08:46 AM
That vagina video in the guess her muff thread is just fucking disgusting.




Sorry this made me think of that.

gblowfish
07-08-2009, 09:28 AM
Snap, Crackle and POP!

Phobia
07-08-2009, 09:57 AM
That's all very impressive but how strong is her sphincter?

JOhn
07-08-2009, 10:05 AM
If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

"Oh Borris, you come lay on me."

Borris: Awwwwwwww!

Tatiata: You anger Tatiata with look at other woman. We now call now stubby.

:eek::eek:

Iowanian
07-08-2009, 10:17 AM
Sounds like giving that woman an orgasm during penetration might cause a man a compound fracture...



I'm not afraid of her though, my womb broom has been strengthened by a 1500PSI grip for about 20 years.

Count Alex's Losses
07-08-2009, 02:44 PM
And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?

That's actually pretty hilarious...and true...I'm a big pussy.

crazycoffey
07-08-2009, 10:55 PM
Vaginal muscles? Exercise balls? Unforgettable pleasure in bed?

Am I the only one who sees a ready made infomercial here?

The Vaginacizer!

You Can Even Do It While Watching TV!!!!


I was thinking a new sitcom, staring Patricia Heaton.....

KC Jones
07-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Worthless w/o pics. I think.

from: http://newsbizarre.com/2009/07/tatiata-kozhevnikova-photos-russian.html


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/SlTqxZqtYCI/AAAAAAAAGK8/xHHoWbdm3nQ/s1600-h/830593.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/SlTqxuXqsTI/AAAAAAAAGLE/3nq1BE5vdK4/s1600-h/830595.jpg

alanm
07-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Seriously. Manufacture the vaginal barbell, put together a Vagercize DVD and have Vince (Shamwow, Slapchop) put together a 60 second commercial for late night TV.

MILLIONAIRE!!I think you're on to something. :thumb:

Kerberos
07-09-2009, 06:12 AM
That's actually pretty hilarious...and true...I'm a big pussy.

Your demeanor tells us that you are somewhat a pacifist. With the ritual you have now with going to the gym tells this tale.

:thumb:

journeyscarab
07-09-2009, 08:33 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "baller".

Mr_Tomahawk
07-09-2009, 08:47 AM
http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/dent1.jpg

crazycoffey
07-09-2009, 10:16 AM
from: http://newsbizarre.com/2009/07/tatiata-kozhevnikova-photos-russian.html


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/SlTqxZqtYCI/AAAAAAAAGK8/xHHoWbdm3nQ/s1600-h/830593.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/SlTqxuXqsTI/AAAAAAAAGLE/3nq1BE5vdK4/s1600-h/830595.jpg


hmmm, I think I'd hit it...